/chg/ - Corona Hoax General - (((FAUCI))) EDITION

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I use a bidet, fag.

Where is the corona chan 1.000.000 gif?

low IQ schizoid posting in this very thread!

Back around January 20 the media darling Dr. Fauci said it was a nothing burger.

We are sharing info and tryn to understand whats really going on
And you?

Bump

off-guardian.org/2020/03/24/12-experts-questioning-the-coronavirus-panic
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/eci.13222
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/
“On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus, while 88 per cent of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity - many had two or three

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heute.at/s/osterreich-bei-corona-todesstatistik-sehr-liberal-48665863
> Does one also count as a corona death if one is infected with the virus but died of something else?

Yes, say Rudi Anschober and Bernhard Benka, members of the Corona Task Force at the Ministry of Health. "There is a clear rule at present: Died with the corona virus or from the corona virus," Benka explains. All these cases count for the statistics.

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Yes thanks God the dark ages where we needed an autopsy to confirm cause of death are over!

This virus is the biggest joke in modern history and all retards are falling for it

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2 more weeks, second wave, reinfection, exponential growth, etc

Great argument please go back to your happooning virus circle jerk at least it gives some meaning to your life until it’ll be over (very soon) and you’ll fall for the next hoax ahhhahhaaaaa

>wait two weeks then 6 gorrillion will die
I see the last 3 sets of two weeks didn't do it.

> Reinfection
lmao
Believing this bs, please go back now

Unfortunately, people are really not very different from sheep makes me sad they believe this crap when all of it is just to humiliate and dehumanize them, preparation for a Chinese style government

This is gay cental. They don't have tits here

Family relatives step up

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>there's not enough deaths so they have to invent them to keep up the hysteria
lol

Problem are all the complete nuts yes

I got more money and free vacation time while everyone panics about nothing. EZ win

It literally says that they are task trainers and mannequins on the wall faggot, they're training to ventilate

Im not affected by it directly but I'm not looking forward to the police state every retard is demanding to be put in place or the chimp out that may come from so many people becoming homeless.

No u but unironically

Police state inbound for no reason bmj.com/content/369/bmj.m1375

Not the argument from quackopractors again...muh, getting a cold is a cleansing from eating too much cheese...

It was coming no matter what, they've slowly implemented one over the years already but have been looking for an excuse to really ramp it up for a while now. Ever since 911 the media has been trying to keep the populace in a constant state of hysteria over one thing or another to strip away rights under the guise of protecting people. This is by far the biggest power grab they've done yet & I don't think the timing is a coincidence, people are getting tired of neoliberalism.

Too bad for them. I made bank off this virus. While everyone else becomes poor I got rich. Fuck retarded normies, they really deserve bad things happening to them

MSM at the epicenter of Covid-19 in Italy are passing off dummies on ventilators as patients. Even the doctors refer to the dummies as patients. Either the doctor is lying, or the entire video including the interview is a drill.
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0&feature=youtu.be&t=59
the doctor says these patients are dying all around her, but they are all dummies, an entire room of them on ventilators, then they blur the face on a rubber dummy(simulating how the HIPAA law would apply if this were not a drill)

Covid-19 is in fact not a pandemic, but a simulated virus within a international MCE (Mass Casualty Excercise) Drill. The test is only designed to detect any coronavirus so its a purposefully meaningless test for all strains of the common cold. For the drill they empty the major hospitals, like NY’s Elmhurst hospital. They send home all non essential patients, resulting in a mostly empty hospital. The hospital is mostly empty because the number of people sick with flu/pneumonia/”Covid-19” like symptoms is still within the yearly variance for the flu (+/-40k deaths per year in the US on top of an average of 30K). Since, there is no extra patients, the hospital is mostly empty, and sits like an empty movie set, with empty tents, ERs, halls etc, awaiting the MCE drill.
In the drill, the participants including the MSM, doctors, nurses, media relations etc., sign Non Disclosure Agreements(NDAs), with large fines and jail time if the NDA is broken. The drills include fake interviews with real doctors about Covid-19, done in concert with the MSM. The simulations also include medical dummies and crisis actors. The media relations participants are required to go on social media and insist that the Covid-19 MCE drill is not a drill. Lying to the public is legal, as long as its done through the MCI drill run by the government of each nation, in concert with the MSM in each nation.

mo dummies
youtube.com/watch?v=_edZCFTDztQ

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Mass Casualty Exercises for Pandemics
spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/san-antonio/news/2019/11/07/numerous-hospitals-prepare-for-potential-outbreak-through-mock-exercise
H1N1 [Swine Flu] was 9 to 10 years ago so it was time to sort of take those plans and dust them off," Lopez said

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-colombia/a-muted-bogota-awakes-to-coronavirus-quarantine-drill-idUSKBN2172R0

During Bogota’s four-day drill, workers at supermarkets, pharmacies, airports, public transport and medical centers, among others, are free to move around, but private cars are banned.
courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-coronavirus-crimson-contagion-20200320-nopk5qbwfbfvnahcbusrv3dr2y-story.html
Dozens of Connecticut officials were involved in CDC drill last year that revealed problems with response to a pandemic
wtva.com/content/national/568546532.html
WHO warns governments 'this is not a drill' as coronavirus infections near 100,000 worldwide
WHO running CV simulations during a pandemic?
youtube.com/watch?v=XDxR22EpYWU

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OP is a faggot. It's stooges like you that make the rest of us look bad.

Enter Empty Elmurst Hospital, the center of the Empty Hospitals pandemic.
The Nytimes does damage control with video of Dr. Smith showing patients feet at Elmhurst hospitals the MSM claims its a “Warzone” youtube.com/watch?v=bE68xVXf8Kw

Empty Hospitals General on Yas Forums then exposed that Dr. Smith is in face a Mass Casualty Simulation Specialist, she is part of this paper, published May 2019: A Simulated Mass Casualty Incident Triage Exercise: SimWars mededportal.org/publication/10823/
Dr. Smith Simulation training video youtube.com/watch?v=Q97Cxqq4knM

Independent youtubers take hours of footage outside the hospital and observe no crowds inside, great intake, ambulances seem inactive. TWO HOUR video in front Elmhurst AFTER WARZONE declared literally NOTHING!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=_qupPF9wBhY, so the Warzone Elmhurst Hospital was just as empty as other hospitals when the MSM is not there, as exposed by independent youtubers.

By the weekend of Mar28-29 #filmyourhospital exploded on twitter,

Empty Hospitals Videos begin surfacing at a more rapid pace, too many to count, with more shocking footage from inside, for example Mar 30 Video from inside Hospital in Bologna Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=TAadczXC9Zo

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>D.C. wants to imprison and fine people for leaving their homes if they're "non essential" personnel
>Arresting pastors in Tampa for exercising their right to peaceably assemble per the 1A
>House Dems demanding DOJ free "as many prisoners as possible" from jail because of the Wuhan Flu
>Gavin Newsome has commuted felon murderers' sentences, some of which have killed children and pregnant women
>Blues states have been trying to shut down gun stores despite the DOJ telling them they can't because gun stores and self defense are essential per the 2A
>In the UK, British households are being told to prepare for blackouts and have warm clothes and torches ready for blackouts

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>worried of Yas Forums reputation
Kek

>make us look bad

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Shh let the schizos play

They don't even write out sentences anymore. Just the shill terms listed out .

Tell me how any of you bitches got rich! Because I have

It sure is odd how everyone is being told we're going to need to stay locked down and out of work for months, need to start wearing masks everywhere, can't be in groups of more than 5-10, and yet the people giving these orders
>keep holding press conferences and q&a sessions in rooms filled with reporters
>Stand right next to each other on stage or when giving interviews
>Don't wear masks at any point during all this, even King Chipper himself

They know what's best for us, let's all just flatten the curve and social distance and avoid exponential growth and whatever other catchphrase we need to keep repeating, and go back to sleep

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OP and his Sheep are autistic dumb fucks who cant handle change. Stay here in your dumbass conspiricy /chg/ sad fucks.

Tell me about it. I’ve been telling these fags for days to buy the dips and get rich

>you're dumb for not believing millions will die any minute now
Get back to me when the next two weeks pass by with no shaoh level deaths again.

Starting to see normies admit this isnt as bad as they thought it would be. Some outright saying they "lowkey wish it was worse" because they all think theyll be the protagonist of a Walking Dead special when the apocalypse comes.

Just waiting on those 96,000 extra deaths in the US alone...hmmm...

Lol this whiteboard was first posted without the fake appeal to a doctor's authority.
The doctor shit was shopped in when it initially gained no traction

>family of 17
yo what??
>603/wk
17 per day is 238 you fucking tard, I don't even need to say how wrong the last number is...

Ever noticed how the harpooning fags have no argument at all?
Sure I’ll call everyone who doesn’t agree with my virus circlejerk a retard Ahahahaaa