>Labour shadow cabinet revealed, including the return of MILIBOT as Shadow Business Secretary and DAVID LAMMY as Shadow Justice Secretary, thus ensuring Labour to be forever unelectable bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52187354
>Blow to getting Britain back to work after Oxford scientist tasked with evaluating crucial coronavirus antibody tests says it may take a MONTH before one is ready for Britain to use as another expert warns the kits may only be 50% accurate dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8190949/None-UKs-coronavirus-antibody-tests-good-use.html >muh antibody tests completely worthless if they can even make them accurate. antibodies don't give you any form of immunity to this virus. in fact, they make reinfection 100x worse.
this lockdown is going to last a lot longer than 6 months. the virus won't magically disappear any time soon and there's no chance of a vaccine or treatment.
Luis Watson
>Open up! There's been reports you only clapped for 5 minutes for multiculturalism last night, you're nicked son.
do you understand the concept of antibody dependent enhancement? have you read the stories about reinfection?
Bentley Baker
>adhd medication only works for 2 hours now >can't take more than 2 pills/day without being accused of med redirection >privately diagnosed >NHS waiting list for public diagnosis is a year long >GP not allowed to switch medication please fucking help this was supposed to be a productive lockdown
There does reach a point where it becomes unsustainable. fuck i'm expecting things to start getting nasty next week when they announce they're extending the lockdown. nvm months of this.
Jack Ross
Why do we keep buying chink shit. Can we seriously not make them ourselves?
Asher Lopez
If the queen decided to crawl out of her castle for the first time in 200 years and give a speech a couple hours before his hospitalization was announced, then he's probably dying.
Brayden Price
Why do we keep importing immigrants. Can we seriously not do their jobs ourselves?
Ryder Walker
I'd rather be sat at home on full pay doing about 10% of what i did when before
Are establishment. With these clowns at the forefront of British social and political helm we will get through this crisis like we did with BSE, ww2, austerity, foot & mouth, mass uncontrolled immigration and aussie soaps.
>Fucking St Thomas' Hospital >Be from a rich as fuck family >Be leader of the country >Care so much about your popularity you'll die be cared for by R NHS instead of going to get actually good care at King Edward VII's Hospital What the hell is Boris thinking?
Jordan Bennett
reports coming in that they've had to put Boris in one these cryogenic freezing chambers, it's not looking good
Come now, you rich, weep and howl for your miseries that are coming upon you! Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are moth eaten. You gold and solver are corroded, and their corrosion will be a witness against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have heaped up treasure in the last days. Indeed the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out; and the cries of the reapers have reached the ears of the Lord of Sabaoth. You have lived on the earth in pleasure and luxury; you have fattened your hearts as in a day of slaughter. You have condemned, you have murdered the just; he does not resist you.
Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand. Do not grumble against one another, brethren, lest you be condemned. Behold, the Judge is standing at the door! My brethren, take the prophets, who spoke in the name of the Lord, as an example of suffering and patience. Indeed we count them blessed who endure. You have heard of the perseverance of Job and and seen the end intended by the Lord - that the Lord if very compassionate and merciful. But above all, my brethren, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or with any oath. But let your "Yes" be "Yes," and your "No," "No," lest you fall into judgement.
Nolan Flores
Kind
Adam Wood
his entire life has revolved around becoming pm, he finally has it, it would be political suicide to praise the nhs and then be seen admitted to a private hospital
Hunter Butler
reports coming in that they've had to put Boris in one these golden thrones, it's not looking good
>stab vest against knives >short sleeve polo shirt leaves all those nice, luverly arteries and veins on the inner arm exposed to lethal attack Is this the most pointless "paramilitary baddass" uniform ever?
Andrew Allen
>Muh economy Right now he's of little use and he's scared.
We are liked every time we go to Europe or anywhere else. They just want to suck our cocks, I don’t understand it. Maybe they think they’ll start making more money, get a bigger house, more cars, guns, etc if they suck our cocks? Not sure it works that way. But the envy, it’s fucking hilarious
none of the elite have had it is what i think. perhaps it was faked to push the "stay at home" narrative. i don't believe prince charles had it and recovered that quickly
Jacob Allen
Looks that way. Can't have a little person leading the country BREAKING NEWS: All uk door frame heights to be lowered. Top shelves abolished. Height guidelines for rides at amusement parks to be rethought.
Charles Bailey
You're also low IQ and terrible at baiting.
Nicholas Perez
The year is now 2020, not 1420 user. Nice try though (slow clap)
in the late 90's I did some temping and nearly every job was unloading containers from China,
I was saying to people then that this was going to be a big problem and they'd just stare at me vacantly and then say ' but it's cheap'
kinda like the guys in that film Idiocracy saying 'it's got electrolytes'
Nolan Brooks
>WHY IS HE WORKING >IF HE SICK HE SHOULD STOP WORKING >WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? >THE PRIME MINISTER?
why are journalists so desperate for boris to stop working?
Easton Wilson
>This guy angling for Raab to start a coup
Charles Myers
It does get worse, but after a few shit jobs and with a bit of experience, it also gets better. If you don’t go for a meme subject then you can even avoid the shit jobs and go straight in to a good one; then you only have to get accustomed to wage slavery.
Jonathan Jenkins
get tae fuck ya wee radge i'm a scoitchman
Zachary Murphy
>us No, only the autistic pasta nigger. He's obsessed with the gal.
Nolan King
>In 1964 she landed the role of Pussy Galore in the James Bond film Goldginer, starring opposite Sean Connery. >Goldginer
Why would I pay more for an inferior product? Is this how the brain of an apple cuck works?
Daniel Collins
What do you know about anything? You post that everytime you are the one who is obsessed
Lincoln Evans
"Pick up that can"
Jacob Cook
Well lush...
Adrian Morales
Is that so cUcKboy? And what do you use?
Kevin Murphy
If they do a remake they should update the character name to minge akimbo.
Bentley Foster
Anybody know the song being played 1st post?
boards.Yas Forums.org/gif/thread/16783948
Joseph Perry
i dont know dude i think everyone's all jealous and shit cos im like the lead singer of a band dude
Jose Gomez
Inferior to what exactly you braindead fucko?
Josiah Murphy
We've deduced that he's been placed in an iron lung and now moved into cryogenic freezing.
Ethan Baker
The "test" will almost certainly have been either a chest x-ray or CT scan. They're looking for "ground glass" in the lower lungs when they do this. And no, it's not looking good for Boris. If there is anything to the Yas Forums meme thing, now's the time for us to kek for a full Boris recovery. We all know what britain will look like if he dies. Another useless management tosswer in a bland suit, with a bland expression and bland policies as our great nation disintigrates under a tidal wave of brown filth. We need to WILL him back to a full recover...oh, shit...he just died! youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Joshua Thomas
just took my little brother down the park for a kick around and an ice cream. park was busy, lots of sunbathers and dog walkers, lots a pretty girls sitting about on their own bored
Ethan Roberts
MUH EXIT STRATEGY
THEY AREN'T GOING TO ANSWER YOU FUCKS
Matthew Bell
> you are the one who is obsessed Stop projecting. I only post it for guaranteed (You)s.
Elijah Gray
I'm normally far too intimidated by British English to wander into these threads but I heard the Queen speak for the first time in my life the other day and I just want to ask if this means Boris is dying
Jonathan Cruz
well maybe they should of considered that before waiting till the virus was here and multiplying before taking any action?
Brody Wilson
lead singer's propel those around them to money fame and slags tho
