/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2982 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

My husband and I are recovering from COVID-19.

We’re getting better. But it’s taken more than two weeks to say that, and that was with the “mild” version, meaning no trouble breathing. This virus is absolutely brutal. “Mild” is not mild by any normal definition. Thread:

twitter.com/MaggieAstor/status/1247172357237719043

BREAKING: LADY GAGA LIVE ON WHO STREAM FOR NO GOOD REASON

LADY GAGA CONFIRMED NEW WORLD LEADER

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8191443/NHS-data-suggests-people-black-minority-backgrounds-vulnerable-coronavirus.html

BROS

WHO
>we have no idea how to save lifes but we have celebrities

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OKAY, WE ALL KNOW THAT EUROPE HAS PEAKED.

however nobody is addressing the FACT that america now has 4 times
(FOUR TIMES)
as many cases as EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN COUNTRY.

we are going to 1,000,000 cases alone.

RA RA CO RO NA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (x33)

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Burgerbros, how is it in US?
I know NY is hell, but elsewhere? Are there any lockdowns anywhere or is it business as usual and 'meh, don't really care about those Newyorkers...'?

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What's with the Canadian thread splitting? I almost posted in the wrong thread.

it's already over in europe. how will doomers cope with the fact that the total deaths won't even reach a million by the time this is over?

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I can see several peaks

RIDE THE KALI YUGA

There will be more than one wave,

STOP EATING BATS AND MANDOLINS YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!!

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>WHO
>lady gaga
>lets raise money, money important to... our """"""workers""""""
>thanks lady gaga for her strong leadership

FUCKING KEK
what a world we live in

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx-nf3kH_M

Do your part for the future of humanity

2 more weeks
>2 more weeks
2 more weeks

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So did he get to fuck Lady Gaga and whoever the fuck Hugh Evans is?

Rural VA here. Boomers not taking it seriously. People still going to shartmart daily. Schools are closed until at least September.

What faces am I missing?

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>muh doomers
god you're still fucking retards
ok so we're in lockdown and the spread has slowed. now what? you realize we just have our collective fingers in the dike (your mother's cunt) so what's the next step without a vaccine

#Very Nice

How is it over if the majority of your population is still susceptible. It'll be over if you do serology and discover that you actually full HERD already.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO TRUST THE CCP

Top kek that image!

>Deaths are dropping so fast we decided to end lockdown early

i really like how the "two weeks "changed for the nothingburguers trying to call the end of the pandemy, KEK

>it's actually already over

wow

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She is co-owner of her father's restaurant and they set up a gofundme to pay the waiters during the shutdown

Mass death event scheduled for April 18th.

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>STOP EATING BATS AND MANDOLINS
You cannot stop me from consuming mandolins.

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I want info too how US is handling it

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 339,131 (9,689) Spain 135,032 (13,169) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,770 (1,608) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,652 (734) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 15,853 (293) Austria 12,261 (220) Portugal 11,730 (311) Brazil 11,494 (495) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (56) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,760 (74) Ireland 4,994 (158) Chile 4,815 (37) Denmark 4,681 (187) Czech Republic 4,591 (72) India 4,553 (118) Poland 4,413 (107) Romania 4,057 (162) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Philippines 3,660 (163) Pakistan 3,658 (52) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,523 (38) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Peru 2,281 (83) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Dominican Republic 1,828 (86)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +2,458 (+73) Spain +3,386 (+528) Germany +647 (+24) China +39 (+2) Iran +2,274 (+136) United Kingdom +3,802 (+439) Switzerland +552 (+19) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Canada +341 (+13) Austria +210 (+16) Portugal +452 (+16) Brazil +240 (+9) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+7) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +73 (+3) Chile +344 (+3) Denmark +312 (+8) Czech Republic +4 (+5) Poland +311 (+13) Romania +193 (+11) Malaysia +131 (+1) Philippines +414 (+11) Pakistan +501 (+5) Luxembourg +39 (+5) Saudi Arabia +121 (+4) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Dominican Republic +83 (+4) Greece +20 (+6) Iceland +76 (+2) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +11 (+1) Croatia +40 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1) Estonia +11 (+4) Iraq +70 (+3) Slovenia +24 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>US couldn't even make it to 10k dead before monday morning

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Gay as always

reminder humans are fucking lazy

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...

If you guys trigger a mutation far worse for second wave i will laugh

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I love you Italy. Finally good news.

FUCK YOU I'LL EAT MY VIOLINE

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How can anyone take the WHO seriously after all the lies they have spread these last months. This is fucking hilarious. Lady gaga is now a WHO frontfigure hahahahahahahaha

>"...and we will have on Billie Eilish tomorrow, to speak."
>yes, thank you lady gaga for your leadership (t. Dr Tedros)

uh...bros.

I dont need to fucking see billie eyilash's underage TIDS on my screen. I need to see these fucking CDC and WHO idiots start cracking down on people who arent staying the fuck home. I need to see WHO and the US gov DEMAND places start force building n95 masks.

Why do they think seeing billie eilish tomorrow on livestream will make me feel better?

hillbilly/10

Cases in Europe are dropping
Murrika is fucked

So happy to see NYC going to shit, stack those bodies sky high corona-chan!

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Don't trust anyone who makes a living off of the suffering of others.

>Louisiana hasn't reported their numbers yet

Great summery on all HCQ trials done so far.

blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/03/31/comparing-chloroquine-trials

Not looking great, why Trump is shilling this so hard?

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quarantine works basically
once they let people out and even 10 asymptomatic cases persist, you can have an explosion within a month

>over 100 deaths in Poland

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Austria starting treatment with HCQ.

Lets see where this gets us. Numbers don't look too bad here.

>spectator
>a senior Trump administration official said
Yeah this is bullshit. A neocon rag funded by zionist stooges and the Zionist-in-chief administration are straight making shit up to try and deflect blame. Reality is our own governments were incompetent and unprepared and now China is bailing us all out; if China was as well prepared as the United States we'd all be completely fucked right now..

East Coast Florida. Relatively few degenerates by this state's standards. Grocery stores, pawn shops, gun stores open, restaurants curbside pickup. People overwhelmingly staying at home even with some beaches open, hunting still allowed. No deaths in a county of 550,000 so far.

Why blame WHO for Trump's lies?

Nobody takes it seriously because in typical fashion it's always "someone elses problem". So instead of everyone coming together to help you get a tragedy of the commons scenario.

I'm bored

because they're criminals who need to hang, and they will do or say literally anything to avoid the gallows, as criminals do

So Italy peaked and now it's going down right? All this time....for a handful of old farts. Absolutely disgusting.

that's sad and all but how many humans died?

because there is nothing else, remdemzivir barely does anything, aids medicine barely does anything, vaccine is impossible

we are fucked

Big cities under social distancing measures but the happening will be in NYC. And I'm happy that took the place as #1 instead of my city

Thank you pastabro, while deaths are still high, the "low" new cases are really promising. Stay strong, spaghettino

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Are we going to get second lockdown in autumn and winter?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+5.03%) Germany (+5.84%) France (+5.11%) United Kingdom (+3.70%) Italy (+5.33%) Switzerland (+2.84%) Spain (+4.31%) Austria (+3.73%) Poland (+4.05%) Netherlands (+4.64%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+2.59%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+7.70%) Japan (+5.79%) Hong Kong (+3.76%) China (+2.54%) Australia (+4.19%) Singapore (+4.64%) India (+3.92%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+4.50%) South Africa (+4.35%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-50%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-95%) Moscow (-86%) Rome (-76%) Milan (-73%) Berlin (-44%) Munich (-51%) Brussels (-74%) Paris (-87%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-73%) Johannesburg (-76%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-61%) New York (-98%) Washington (-85%) Miami (-60%) Toronto (-79%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-85%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-95%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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How bad will the recession be if it already peaked?

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>People think this is over
>We still have to lock down until there's a fucking vaccine, which is likely next year

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All eyes on the gentleman with the cowboy hat

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I am glad. Brace for second wave. Stay safe frens

wagecuck in NJ

>most businesses closed
>more people than not, wearing masks/gloves
>old fucks and orthodox jews only ones not giving a fuck
>roads empty by curfew
normies are getting tired of the restrictions though
if they don't reopen by the time the weather starts getting nice, the peasants will revolt.

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Not even gonna hit 500k deaths at this rate by the end of the year

get rekt
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You know the rules

You clearly don't.

>recession
you mean greatest depression
>peak
peak #1 out of n

Here's a list of places where officials admitted real death toll is multiple times higher:
- Italy
- Spain
- Ecuador
- New York
They account for almost 50% of the official global death toll.

This means that WHO official estimated deaths for COVID will be in the millions easily.
Remember H1N1 had none of this and the estimates still multiplied the official death toll by 15.

I thought the lockdown was to #flattenthecurve

baste

Fuck off you incompetent newfag

>HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO cases in Italy are dropping
>under strict lockdown for almost 4 weeks

are nothingburgers mentally ill? or can't they understand that a virus can't spread as fast when people are socially distancing?

Millions dead worldwide, huh?

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>Damn, its almost like I'm nothing burger who never wants to talk about the time it can live outside the body or the fact that reinfection is a thing. Hmph whatever, back to my wage slaving

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>hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon
this gonna be peak reddit
variety.com/2020/music/news/one-world-together-at-home-telecast-lady-gaga-paul-mccartney-lizzo-billie-eilish-global-citizen-who-1234571901/

you might want to recheck your glasses, user.

God for it she pay herself

I don't know user, that's kind of a manly chin...

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So we're probs talking 25k deaths minimum in Italy, in the first wave.

lol
bitchute.com/video/l4qrej1w0fex/

Also Sweden

>no digits to back it up

Fuck off user

They are scared. That's about it.