Why are you incels so fucking weird? You have literally taken over the internet, made Trump a president and you somehow find that all easier than getting a gf? Just simply wear clothes that match your body type ask a girl with your tastes out and you're done right there and then.
Your issue isn't that you're repulsive or ugly, you're just simply shy, get out of that shell, just because you're a late bloomer doesn't mean you shouldn't lile yourself
Based optimistic poster
One thing ive noticed is that you people approach this with such complexity it puts NASA to shame, you bring up stuff in girls not even girls know.
You are just like the orks in Warhammer 40k, if you BELIEVE something works it will work, but once you analyze it, it won't work because you know how it functions.
You're not only shy but pessimistic, those can be good traits, girls love a man who suffers for her. I'm not telling you to storm the beaches, just go out of your comfort zone, put your ego to shame
>Chads trick tell embarrassing stories to girls, doesn't even have to be true, just make something believable up, its a good way to bond with them
No, redditfag.
used up whores & birth control addicts are not attractive unless you have the cuck gene that causes high-estrogen and nigger-tier desire for fatass cunts.
>used up whores & birth control addicts are not attractive unless you have the cuck gene that causes high-estrogen and nigger-tier desire for fatass cunts.
And if she's not perfect then just repeat the process, you shouldn't fear the friendship, every man should go through the friendzone to jump over the relationship zone, if you flirt with the girl and don't send bro vibes this is smooth as oil.
>Chads trick number 2, whenever you're holding a convo, WINK, wink at the girl when its appropriate
>"yeah im planning to go out *wink*"
Also why does Eduardo Sencoin make me laugh so much. Just look at his face.
Brother, its ok to find better women, 7 billion people out there, half of them are wife potential, you will come across someone who likes you back
been an incel, one day in college happened into some tiny party of few people meeting (student exchange so foreigners)
met a asian cutie, talked a bit to her, we randomly in heat of moment jumped our bones, stopped being an incel
it really isn't hard guys. you cant really get laid, noone can reliably, but you can improve your chances and then seize opportunities.
Easy for you to speak. Has Donald Trump ever called you a creep? Because girls do.
Now last but not least, confidence.
Don't ever be shy, ive observed this place is fascinated with their ancestors. GOOD.
Imagine what your ancestors went through, they lost a limb and they found a cute girl, not because women were under control but because that man literally lost a limb for effort, he was willing to sacrifice a life for his own sake.
Imagine what he would do for a family, he would burn the world if he could
Cope.
You don't have to marry them. Just fuck them.
I'm alt right because I look like this.
Creep is a codeword for "unwilling to open" walk with your arms open and your hands out of your pockets
>psychological trick, this helps build bonds between individuals.
Also remember to blink every 3 seconds to not stare
Every man has an agenda, it won't stop them from this goal which everyone has a right to. It should be illegal to not be loved or love.
Also, being a manlet is a major issue.
Women think that men beneath 180cm are subhuman.
If you are a manlet AND ugly, it is game over.
MIght as well become a trap.
>you somehow find that all easier than getting a gf?
>incels
I get more pussy in my life than you could ever dream of Hanz. Do you think some leftist fag wearing makeup with piercings all over is going to get more pussy than a chad who lifts? Wew, wrong place fren, try plebbit. Same applies for women.
Womens fetishes are just as complex and diverse as mens, they're just better at hiding it, there are so many women into shorter guys its insane
>how many times have you read a story about a female teacher molesting small male students... there's your proof
>there are so many women into shorter guys its insane
cope
Based, also never used reddit, i don't get the appeal, most of us Germans use YouTube, and that is 80% of the time used for German music, the other 20% is schools who play kids German music
Rare doesn't mean non existent
>Also remember to blink every 3 seconds to not stare
WTF is this? How fucking socially awkward are you that you have to remember to blink every 3 seconds? No wonder you can only have a conversation with a woman that uses they pronouns and has dyed short hair.
You are literally a robot lol
>many
>rare
pick one fren
This must be why they sound so fucking awkward when they talk. They are micromanaging involuntary behavior.
If there are incels here lemme give you the best advice. Make yourself look decent #1. #2 Act like you don't give a fuck when talking to a chick and pussy will throw itself at you. End of lesson.
>youre a friggin kike like the guy who did that psyop shooting!!
>all women are "wife material"
you are a natural cuckold.
>yeah nigga u ain gotta raise yo kids or any sheit like dat
or are you implying that anyone but retards use birth control? sex is not for tingles you fucked up little manchild, it is for bringing children into the world.
Hm, one in 100 women like short men, that's rare, but there are thousands of women in one city/village alone, that makes them many
That's just based on looks. Men can become more or less attractive to females just by how they talk to them.
I've had girls that totally thought I was hot that I blew it with by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Conversely I've had girls that were unsure initially who fell head over heels for me. One of them was in a relationship and cheated on her boyfriend with me.
It's all about mindset and confidence. Ditch the loser mindset and you will get women
Use it, once you do it the first few days it becomes muscle memory, you will forget the rule altogether and your eyelids will do it themselves, quite handy
Beep boop, don't let robo steal your women beep boop
If I can't fuck prime teen puss legally than what even is the point
If you're ugly in a "manly" sense (extremely developed nose, hairy, fat, etc.), you are still able to get women.
If you are ugly in a non-manly way (manlet, upturned nose, strong legs, not hairy, etc.), women will treat you like a subhuman.
My entire life is a proof of that.
Fuck women, I hope they all get raped by achmed and mohammed.
Not really if you have to talk to 100 women to find 1. That one might not like something else about you after you get through the manlet problem. Sounds like being a manlet sucks. Im happy at 6'1.
>One of them was in a relationship and cheated on her boyfriend with me
so you have a history of burning through multiple partners, one of which was a literal whore who should be stoned to death
interesting motivational speech
Good image, but where is Omar "fag killing machine" Mateen?
Women are nigger-fucking whores who deserve an acid facial.
>cuckold
Haha, if she dares cheat on me she better pack up and prepare for the door to slap her ass brother
Leave dorner alone. Leave him alone
It was a chinese girl who was dating a muslim. It was one of the most based and redpilled things I'd ever done
I don't need to think about how I blink. Women don't find me creepy. If you have to do this you need psychological help.
oh so you're also a race mixer who literally fucked Mohammed's bug woman sloppy seconds...
interesting choice to double-down
>1.. 2... 3... *blink* 1... 2... 3... *blink*
Nature seems unfair at first, but use that disadvantage into your advantage, you can hook up online
And no tinder is garbage, there are plenty 3rd parties that do a good job, (assuming you are looking to hook up)
>incels
gotta sage redditor threads pals, it's the rule
That's great you don't need to improve it, shows how you are on the good track already
well you better prepare to have half of your assets taken, faggot, married or not. if you let her live with you she is entitled to everything you own if you dare question her actions.
and if you dont let her live with you, imagine what men she's giving access to your children just so she can get a quick fuck.
Lmao help stops when it comes to you bloody leaf, silence
>oh god oh no my nose development
Lmfao
I was stealing Mohammad's pussy while he was in Saudi Arabia. Had to get rid of her because I could not stand her entitled stuck up personality otherwise I would have put a few white baby's in her while Mohammad cried like a little bitch. DEUS VULT
Brother this thread is for relationships and hook ups, marriage is garbage i agree with that too
>4.. Oh Shit..5..I forgot to blink....6..
>FOR 2 INCREMENTS
>Mouth goes agape
>full breakdown ensues
Good, put little Christians inside their brown bellies
im not talking about marriage retard, read my fucking post again and comprehend it this time.
You no longer need to be married for a woman to be entitled to everything you own if you leave her.
You will slip, that's the whole point, you need to get used to it, when you learn to swim you train your arms like this, then it becomes muscle memory
>Just simply wear clothes that match your body type ask a girl with your tastes out and you're done right there and then.
You can't just ask a girl out randomly. They'll never say yes. I've tried that. You have to develop a rapport first, this can take minutes or years even.
based
Fuck, those past 2 girlfriends didn't take my home, if it isn't written it isn't taken
>You will slip
If you have to think about involuntary movements, you have more problems than just pussy.
He reminds me of Seth Mcfarlane
Yeah, incels elected Trump. Not the fucking, shrere, retarded, insanity of the democrats.
At the very least you know how the inside of a vagina feels mutt
Absolutely, i personally started dating with my co worker, we ate at a fast food near by whenever we stopped working, we had a good bond and then i asked her out, i stayed with her for 7 months back in 2017, i still have contact with her
>getting a gf
Why do I need a girlfriend? All of you would make shitty mothers
>I hope they all get raped by achmed and mohammed
Unironically, that's what those women hope too..
Well it worked for me, i don't see how its an problem
Thats like a meteor lands on your back yard and it's pure gold, is a problem? For your property yes, but you became rich so why even care
I don't think ill make a mother because im a man brother
>THEY/THEM Pronouns
>Rainbow Hair
>Hormone taking
>dick chopping
>Faggot sex
>Wicca practice
>Pedophile acceptance
>Believing everything spat out to you by media
WHAT INSANITY....Demonrats/Commies are the sane ones. Just look at this image of a perfectly normal leftist couple.
Wow im sure the puppy is the only person in there that has a soul