/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2981 - WEEKEND EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,290,844 (+17,982) ► Died: 70,650 (+1,225) ► Day: 88 (-11:01:03)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 209 countries and territories infected —
— 3.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,639 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
NY official admits they are undercounting deaths
archive.is/tV5Z0

NY official says they will use parks for burials
archive.is/tV5Z0

NY official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
archive.is/tV5Z0

H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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NY official says morgues are full
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>INFO
Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
archive.is/vUzXR

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

Virus might spread through banknotes
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Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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>REMINDER
Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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China implies local officials are hiding new cases
archive.is/LgF0m

>LATEST
10:06: 193 new cases and 6 new deaths in Romania
10:05: 2,274 new cases and 136 new deaths in Iran
10:01: 83 new cases in Germany
09:52: 131 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia
09:29: 69 new cases and 2 new deaths in Kyrgyzstan
09:17: 109 new cases in Kuwait

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FIRST FOR A DEAD BOJO

ROLL YOUR POST APOCALYPTIC FATE

0 - You find a group of strong scavengers and live in the wilderness until you die of lung cancer at the age of 76.
1 - You are infected with corona on the 26th of April, dying 2 weeks later of respiratory failure.
2 - After 5.5 billion die, you get together with a group of scavengers and become their leader. More and more people join your society. 2 months later, you're the national president and everyone respects you.
3 - Russia launches a massive nuclear bomb that destroys every single piece of land outside the russian borders. Unless you're in russia right now, at least you died quick.
4 - Reroll or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
5 - You don't leave the house for 5 years, because someone barricaded you in. You eat mice, spiders and barely stay alive. Finally, you get the door open to find you're the only person left alive in the whole world.
6 - Coronavirus won't matter much in your case, since today you started developing testicular cancer. Lack of hospital support means you'll be dead in less than 4 weeks.
7 - You wander the streets with a mask and a baseball bat looking for supplies, but you fail to see a group of 3 masked individuals coming after you. You black out and wake up naked in a warehouse. The group proceeds to rape you, defecate on you and finally they amputate your right foot. You're free to go.
8 - 2 weeks after wandering the empty streets of your town, you find a dog who becomes your best friend. He protects you against robbers and keeps you company. You find a small wooden cabin on top of a mountain with lots of supplies and canned food. Your dog lives for 10 more years, you die of old age.
9 - After barricading yourself for 6 months, you go outside and get instantly stabbed in the neck. You try to breathe for 3 minutes while slowly drowning in your own blood.

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Can you guys give me a quick redpill for a stupid coworker basic bitch that thinks Bill Gates will save us and sees him as a god of sorts? You will help to shut up a brainless feminist bitch.
Thanks!

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youtube.com/watch?v=-3XlrQMOvW0
Watch this stream if you want to laugh at a fucking retard

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Rollan

Reminder that it is literally impossible to cover up millions of people dying in the modern age. China isn't lying. It isn't a doomsday virus. take your meds

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RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

RECYCLE
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RECYCLE
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Fuck off

Well well

Rockin and Rollin

Corona-chan is a chink agent

there you go

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Recycling is for hippies. Be gone

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Rolling

Recycle this

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>Reminder that it is literally impossible to cover up millions of people dying in the modern age. China isn't lying.

Wrong

>It isn't a doomsday virus. take your meds

Right

Roll

Someone made one gram of remdesivir

acsh.org/news/2020/03/26/problem-remdesivir-making-it-14665

Where's the UK numbers?

>walk to store
>dude in masks and gloves hands me a freshly disinfected shopping car
>walk in
>motion sensor gives me a bit of disinfectant for my hands
>everyone wears a mask inside
>boomer gets refused entry for not wearing a mask
Update:
>come out of store
>police gives boomer a 400€ fine for not social distancing

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fuck off nigger, argie bro bake is best bake

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RAWL

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Great some nigger got early post game, thread is going to be 1/6th "roll" posts

It's not impossible if you have your internet's balls in a vice grip you fucking retard. China is just trying to save face any way they can and it's going to keep getting worse. Kys.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 338,899 (9,679) Spain 135,032 (13,055) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,338 (1,602) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,652 (734) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 15,512 (280) Austria 12,236 (220) Portugal 11,730 (311) Brazil 11,477 (495) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (56) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,760 (74) Ireland 4,994 (158) Denmark 4,647 (187) Czech Republic 4,591 (72) India 4,553 (118) Chile 4,471 (34) Poland 4,201 (98) Romania 4,057 (162) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Philippines 3,660 (163) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Pakistan 3,277 (50) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,523 (38) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Peru 2,281 (83) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Dominican Republic 1,828 (86)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +2,226 (+63) Spain +3,386 (+414) Germany +215 (+18) China +39 (+2) Iran +2,274 (+136) Switzerland +552 (+19) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Austria +185 (+16) Portugal +452 (+16) Brazil +223 (+9) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+7) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +73 (+3) Denmark +278 (+8) Czech Republic +4 (+5) Poland +99 (+4) Romania +193 (+11) Malaysia +131 (+1) Philippines +414 (+11) Pakistan +120 (+3) Saudi Arabia +121 (+4) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Dominican Republic +83 (+4) Greece (+3) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +11 (+1) Croatia +40 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1) Estonia +11 (+4) Slovenia +24 (+2) Moldova +101 (+4) Lithuania +32 (+1) Armenia +11 (+1) Hungary +11 (+4) Belarus +138 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +20 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
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FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
Wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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Rumors say Italian government is going for the HERD:

Lockdown will end soon. People are literally starving because they've lost their job
Government is stalling a bit more to produce millions of masks a day
You will have to wear masks and gloves to go outside.

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Based dickhead-chan

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tell your mother to give me my money back

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>youtube.com/watch?v=-3XlrQMOvW0

Ok, fuck you. Rerolling...

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est penibil

>Where's the UK numbers?
+434 deaths
not sure about infected numbers, late to report

kpop world friendo

>when you realise countries are banning chloroquine trials because black people and middle easterners have way worse aide effects than whites

d-ubs and this fake nothingburger happened due to 5g

It’s slowing globally

Unfortunately, it's been zero days without jewish tricks.

(((Covid-19))) statistics largely come from (((mainstream media))) outlets.

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Rollerino

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.67%) Germany (+5.55%) France (+4.78%) United Kingdom (+3.38%) Italy (+4.95%) Switzerland (+2.56%) Spain (+4.38%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+4.05%) Netherlands (+4.49%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+2.42%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+7.87%) Japan (+5.90%) Hong Kong (+3.72%) China (+2.44%) Australia (+4.33%) Singapore (+4.56%) India (+3.63%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+4.52%) South Africa (+4.37%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-50%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-95%) Moscow (-86%) Rome (-76%) Milan (-73%) Berlin (-44%) Munich (-51%) Brussels (-74%) Paris (-87%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-73%) Johannesburg (-76%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-61%) New York (-98%) Washington (-85%) Miami (-60%) Toronto (-79%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-85%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-95%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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reminder to all CCP niggers that Mao Zedong gets raped in Hell by giant nigger demon cocks
also, he lost to a FUCKING SPARROW

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Didn't we shit on the UK and Sweden and whatever country was trying the herd strategy just days ago? Are we truly... pagliacci?

>+434 deaths
so it's really a nothingburger

russia is right yet again

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Rollin on a river!

Yeah, but looks like Boris was right all along. We can't stay like this until a vaccine comes out

the very fact that you know the word "sparrow" is a wonder in and of itself

Its all going according to plan user. Wait, you didn't think that this was an accident did you?

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Damn

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B A S E D

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>Will you share your antibodies with a Boomer in need?

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oh shit that has allways be my nightmare

The Corona-virus scam:

>youtube.com/watch?v=4x0_fIxs1cI

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autism prevaled: 252097918

I cast my doom into your hands

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JAI KALKI
May you and those in league with you bring ruin unto the ignoble ones!
JAI MAHAVISHNU

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the Chinese Virus is the best thing that happened in a long time: it exposed a vast amount of chinsect dicksuckers in all countries across the globe

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Rolling, baby.

Hoping for a stab in the neck, a swift end is all i wish for.
Also shit post, no special outcomes for digits.
Man the spam filter is bitchy today.

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Rollerino

Friendly reminder if you don't already have one get a pulse oximeter and track your oxygen%. It is already being reported by Doctors in NY that they have patients with oxygen lower than 90% without any signs of outward distress.
You won't know what is wrong until you drop dead and the media wants you that way apparently.

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rollin'

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ok

My crew will have the coolest and funnest raiding parties.

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rip

New video enjoyed the chaos, breathe in exhale!

youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo

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How did the UK contain new deaths in just 2 days while Italy took entire weeks to significantly reduce the number? I guess they will make that up by beinh the first country to get their prime minister killed by this shit.

ITALY NUMBERS SOON
HOPE THE PASTABRO IS STILL ALIVE

Also, we don't fear death.

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UMA NAÇÃO.
UMA NAÇÃO SOB DEUS, PUTAS E VINHO VERDE. PARA SEMPRE UNIDOS.

why do some of them have bulges

re-reroll

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and? david icke is the king of disinformation for schizos

>nothingburger almost dead in Norway already
Lmao, how did this fuck over other countries so hard?

European goverments can't and won't protect their people unlike east asian ones.

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Also nobody is mentioning the that NON COUNTRY of Belgium is literally dying en masse as we speak. Their death numbers PER CAPITA are worse than they ever were in Italy and on par with Spain.

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>United States
>Lockdown
No US is under no real lockdown, the most we have are curfews and no large gatherings, and even those aren't being enforced that strictly.
There's no restrictions on how many in a household can go out per day or anything like that.

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Sick people in north America more per capita

Nice blogpost faggot

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Countries with small populations can get ravaged and pretend everything is fine because nobody even bothers with per capita.

youtu.be/7ps5t5jYg3s?t=26

How long has Yas Forums been the equivalent of Turkeys related?

This. The only cities that are taking it seriously right now are the ones where its already too late.

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i think the only thing icke got right was the gay vatican mafia

>JUST GET SICK AND DIE GOYIM
kikes really showing their true colors

Does anything piss you off more than doctors/nurses who don't know how to wear n95?

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Rollin rollin rollin

Why don't they pay the delivery driver cash for it on the way to my house?

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Right, time for more studies.
cureus.com/articles/29414-neurological-complications-of-coronavirus-disease-covid-19-encephalopathy
Good news: Covid doesn't breach the blood-brain barrier like MERS does.
Bad news: It still can trigger encephalopathy and other neurological effects in people who have had those conditions before or are predisposed to it somehow.