/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2980 - WEEKEND EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,288,525 (+15,663) ► Died: 70,570 (+1,145) ► Day: 88 (-11:41:32)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 209 countries and territories infected —
— 3.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,486 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
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REHVA experts unambigously mention airborne transmission
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US underreports amount of deaths, investigation confirms
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Boris Johnson, UK prime minister, admitted to hospital
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>INFO
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Resistant to antivirals
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N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Ecuador has a lot more deaths than officially reported, president says
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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$2.4 trillion global recession expected
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>LATEST
10:06: 193 new cases and 6 new deaths in Romania
10:05: 2,274 new cases and 136 new deaths in Iran
10:01: 83 new cases in Germany
09:52: 131 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia
09:29: 69 new cases and 2 new deaths in Kyrgyzstan
09:17: 109 new cases in Kuwait

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My heartfelt condolences to Pakistan

>Ten public transport workers have died in the capital after testing positive for coronavirus, the London mayor Sadiq Khan has said.

gary

1rd

Bongs can't catch a break

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AUSTRIA PRESS CONFERENCE RECAP

>Kurz
situation international:fucked
we did well,but keep going
easter week will show if we can loose restrictions
we are on terra nova but you need a perspective
this is the plan:
14.4:small businesses sub 400m2 can open again(restrictions)
1.5:everything open(heavy restrictions)
restaurants&hotels:mid may
school:homeschooling till mid-may
university:online
NO EVENTS UNTIL AT LEAST END OF JUNE
restriction of movement: remains in place till end of april
Keep SDing and we can go through with the plan
We need guidelines for this "new normality" that we are in
Next monday:MASKS REQUIRED FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORT
>Kogler(vice)
We have to stay the course and be vigilant to remain ahead of corona
Compared to other nations we have seen an amazing reduction
BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING TO KEEP THE NUMBERS DOWN
"numbers are low why bother,THEY ARE LOW BECAUSE OF THE RESTRICTIONS"
"if we loosen them too soon we WILL have thousands of deaths"
it's a balancing act between health,economy,society
end of april/early may we have to reevaluate the situation
Austria will come out of this stronger than others
>Anschober
13.3 +41% daily,now +1,6%
+4XX recovered +1XX infected last 24hrs
highest reduction within the EU
because we were proactive
it's a huge success but FIRST STEP OF MANY
EASTER's CLOSED
we'll slowly shift to a more surgical approach
t&t will be important if we want to reopen
>Nehammer(Interior)
police will keep fining people
MASKS are IMPORTANT to protect others
14.4:public gardens reopen(under strict controls at entries)

>ONCE YOU GET HEALED FROM CORONA
>YOU GET BRAIN DAMAGE
Nice

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Rev up those Contagion screenshots.

twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155043171741696

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>Austria and Germany looking to remove lockdown
How fucked are they

Q&A
>What if 2nd wave?
if possible t&t to prevent it
worst case back to lockdown
>A-lvls?
minister of education will cover this in his conference
>Containment?
tracking,testing,isolation
>Parties?
No
>Masks?
grocery stores and you can make them yourself
no excuses
it worked in Chez,it'll work here
>mandatory app?
no,voluntary
>travel?
no free travel until vaccine
that's just a fact
we won't import the virus again
>Alarmist?
it's not alarmist,it's a fact
just because the numbers go down doesn't mean we are done
Singapore did well and they struggle with a 2nd wave
media should stop downplaying it
everyone who thinks the suffering is over IS WRONG
>stores?
14.4:small sub 400m2 only 1 person/20m2 allowed at same time
5.1:everything
>tests?
111.000 tests so far
reagents are the bottleneck
antibody tests incoming
>another lockdown when?
if r0 goes up too much expect another lockdown
we'll keep a close eye on numbers
>fines if no masks?
yes,obviously
50€ currently but can go up
>PPE
world market broke down in febuary
china bought them up
france and germany fucked us
orders are placed,PPE coming
we are starting national production asap to be less reliant on
>study results?
tomorrow
preview indicates around 1% of population infected
HERD IMMUNITY BTFO BY THIS STUDY
>restrictions for shops?
enforced by the shops
but police will check too

early spray keeps yellow nigger wumao away
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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>inb4 it's Monday
Yeah but countries are reporting Sunday data

MERKEL BRINGS BACK AUTARKY

>my fucking face when germany and austria are planning to reopen at the end of april

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who fucked up more,abe or trump?

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How re my Italy bros doing? report in

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Clearly not enough

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I have a question for frogs and krauts.
Is it true that your government is giving out to 1000 euros to EVERYONE?

Right wingers leaders are pushing for this to happen in Italy "just like the other european countries"
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It’s so very annoying that it is impossible to tell how things are faring outside of the west. What numbers to trust? Where to look? Is it receding, stable? Harrowing.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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I KEEP BITING AND MAIMING MY CHEEK ALL THE TIME WHEN CHEWING GUM AND I HAVE TO CHEW GUM BECAUSE I QUIT SMOKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

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neither

This isn't youtube, fuck off and stop taking up space in the thread.

tell your mother to give me my money back

>What if 2nd wave?
>what if
lol

>Austria is about to become top 5 on the Corona charts
Hell Yeah

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I was one of the first people in Czech Republic to catch this shit. Also i had no symptoms and i was on steroids (500mg testosterone every week, 500mg boldenone and some stanazolol.) i felt fucking great, the only problem was i couldnt call some bitches to my place and fuck em when i wad quarantined.

I had no symptoms and went to get tested just not to infect my family(was going to visit my parents)
And turns out i had this shit.

Btw was working in office and didnt infect anybody(young IT team)

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MOAR

>twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155043171741696
I'M MILKING AAAAAAAAA

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Trump is mishandling it, Abe isn't even handling it

south korean numbers seem trustworthy.

Gay

looking
it's a psychological thing politics use same as open for easter

Round two incoming, how many rounds will be needed to finally kill the eu? Make your bets bros

gonna get some boomer's cushy job when this is all over and he's dead

youtube.com/watch?v=K4I1YTXn6hk
youtube.com/watch?v=K4I1YTXn6hk
youtube.com/watch?v=K4I1YTXn6hk

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 336,907 (9,624) Spain 135,032 (13,055) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,232 (1,591) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,652 (734) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 15,512 (280) Austria 12,236 (220) Portugal 11,730 (311) Brazil 11,450 (491) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (55) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,760 (74) Ireland 4,994 (158) Denmark 4,647 (187) Czech Republic 4,591 (72) India 4,553 (118) Chile 4,471 (34) Poland 4,201 (98) Romania 4,057 (162) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Philippines 3,660 (163) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Pakistan 3,277 (50) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,523 (38) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Peru 2,281 (83) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +234 (+8) Spain +3,386 (+414) Germany +109 (+7) China +39 (+2) Iran +2,274 (+136) Switzerland +552 (+19) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Austria +185 (+16) Portugal +452 (+16) Brazil +196 (+5) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+6) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +73 (+3) Denmark +278 (+8) Czech Republic +4 (+5) Poland +99 (+4) Romania +193 (+11) Malaysia +131 (+1) Philippines +414 (+11) Pakistan +120 (+3) Saudi Arabia +121 (+4) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Greece (+3) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +11 (+1) Croatia +40 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1) Estonia +11 (+4) Slovenia +24 (+2) Moldova (+2) Lithuania +32 (+1) Armenia +11 (+1) Hungary +11 (+4) Belarus +138 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +20 (+6) Bulgaria +10 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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who says that?

never heard of that...
i could imagine payment to support farmers or some kind of stuff, the usual user gets nothing

Why won't they collect blood samples and test later then.

New York is running out of places for the dead. Mass graves soon.

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One or two will be enough. Especialy if it hits South agein. They already got angry for not enough help

nobody
shit is fucked no matter who's in charge

Do your mother's knees still hurt?

can't fuck it if you kept your pants on pretending there is nothing to fuck

don't you guys cremate?
Or is that too much of a trauma for the jews kek

>doesnt show a hand
>nor her neck
>nor her chin
>not even a finger
c'mon

>mass graves
>ny
Nigger that's what the east river is for. There's already thousands of mob hits with cement shoes down there and all the homeless that Rudy dumped there.

>New York is running out of places for the dead. Mass graves soon.

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This. Welcome to bio warfare. Ww3 yay

Nothingburgerfags:
>open the country back up, people WANT to work!
>all those poor heckin niggerinos and white trash are starving because they can't work
>this virus is just a Jew hoax so they could crash the economy and ruin my 401k!
>I don't know anybody who died, so it doesn't exist, QED glowniggers
>Believes disease to be fake proported by CIA/Bill Gates, will continue about their regular business and refuse vaccine and medicine and probably at least get hospitalized

Normalfags:
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>Should I start prepping?
>GUYS WHERE CAN I BUY MASKS NOW?
>Last month I thought it was the flu, why didn't anyone warn me!?
>I hope the $500 in my bank account is enough to buy a gun and 6 months of food
>Social distancing, social distancing, we need to keep the lockdown until June!
>Why does Trump want us to open back up and DIE
>Normalfaggotry urges them to commit suicide due to lack of socialization
>Will get a vaccine as soon as it is available, will probably die from cytokines anyway

CVGfags
>A C C E L E R A T E
>Trump wants to open the country back up? OH NO NO NO NOT THE POOR BLACKS JEWS AND RETARDS HAHAHA
>Actually prepped, has at least 2-3 months of food and a gun
>Has at least some n95s or even a full/half respirator
>Wants it to HAPPEN
>fully prepared for country to temporarily collapse
>will never catch the disease, NEET abilities enable them to avoid other humans

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I was banned yesterday for posting my milky milkers sorry fren

>this isn't the end of corona
>very likely there will be another china-flu in the future
if you live in a big city you should plan to move out asap

If the EU survives after just this one wave I'm literally gonna lose my last remaining hope for humanity. Although it probably won't, the EU turned into a shit show relying on free movement and solidarity. Free movement is gone and solidarity was clearly never there in the first place

S

>france and germany fucked us
Products and or services did you not get from Germany that you were expecting?
As far as I can tell, there was no production of PPE gear in Germany until the last six weeks. Companies that normally produce other goods are ramping up the PPE gear now.

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The only victims of this pandemic are white women.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.73%) Germany (+5.49%) France (+4.72%) United Kingdom (+3.13%) Italy (+4.61%) Switzerland (+2.45%) Spain (+4.35%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+4.99%) Netherlands (+4.30%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.02%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+8.00%) Japan (+5.93%) Hong Kong (+3.66%) China (+2.29%) Australia (+4.47%) Singapore (+4.45%) India (+3.47%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+4.47%) South Africa (+4.33%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-54%) Tokyo (-59%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-89%) Rome (-78%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (-34%) Munich (-82%) Brussels (-66%) Paris (-90%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-74%) Johannesburg (-57%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-98%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Abe, obviously. Trump's at least trying to do something while Abe's doing jack shit. Japan's going to be a fucking disaster soon.

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Stop lusting after another woman you degenerate cunt.

you barbarian niggers kept a shipment meant for us and one meant for italy in customs "cuz xD"

I read that Spain was going to do that.

msn.com/en-gb/news/world/coronavirus-spain-to-become-first-country-in-europe-to-roll-out-universal-basic-income/ar-BB12dMWW

+200 people than normal dying at home in NYC each day
they dont have the capacity to test the bodies so they get unreported as corona deaths

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imma need a link for scientific purposes

>mark levine, a good, no, a great man. Want him on my cabinet

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>>all those poor heckin niggerinos and white trash are starving because they can't work

all the heckin niggerinos and white trash didnt have jobs before corona. people losing their jobs are for the most part honest, middle class folk. Or what is left of it.

Mortality is several times the usual. Do you think funeral homes run a business at 10% capacity in normal times?

Mods are the gayest of the faggot. Is there a way to overthrow these faggots?

Finally 1 million cases are coming to fruition. Glory to lord kek. We ask for your blessings as you cleanse this world of human filth.
Sacrifices are required for lord kek. Be proud to give your life for his glory. Praise kek.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE NAGGING SKANKERINO, NOT THE HECKING GOOD WHORE

No shit i am betting with friends about certain countries.

And i bet 200 bucks that Austria will be in the top 5 world wide by end of May.

So glad that big ear cück eases the lockdown in bootleg Germany.

I started the bet when they only had 7k infected, but i had a feeling that they will be special.

Will buy myself a cheap hooker from the 200 bucks.

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>No sources
>Memeflag
Faggot.

see, corona is slowing down

that seems too many even with corona.
Or it really is a fat person destroyer

OH NO NO NO NO

NOT THE WHORES

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>that first sentence

what a dumb broad

So you're circumventing your ban?

MODS
>MODS
MODS

>10 pakis dead
You don't call that catching a break?

>London mayor Sadiq Khan
this real?

Posting your coom for other guys to see is super gay. And you didn't even say "no homo". Just saying.

What does this post do? Seen it posted a few times?

joke is on corona i already have neurological damage that's in line with MS and parkison's

>REEEE goes the Jew

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The fuck is going on in this picture? What's with those coils?

Yes

Here's a list of places where officials admitted death toll might be multiple times higher:
- Italy
- Spain
- Ecuador
- New York

Perfection

Michigan was saying the other day their death numbers are 2-10x what's reported due to lots of at home deaths with no ability to test.

Sadly yes.

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The economy isnt the only thing taking a hit right now

Newfag that is a copypasta to make chink wagies seeth

She needs a bigger dick, remember getting corona chan is supposed to be traumatic

apparently it pisses off the chinks

they are magical Eastern runes of chinsect banishment
all yellow niggers flee from them (as they are forbidden on the other side of the Great Firewall)

>(((Levine)))

Where is china?

Kek you will probably lead the Zombie herds.
Based Zombie King!

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The coils are keyboard springs? Cherry MX and Gateron are names of keyboard button switches

Really is disproportionately effecting the obese.

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how hard will sweden be hit if they keep up this "do nothing"-plan?

>admitted

Japan's ahead by several weeks so watch them

Bro's. We have a HCQ factory and are not part of NATO. Will Putin take us under protection if we give him the output?

So if the OP is correct, your chances are less than slim if you need to be put on a ventilator.

And Boris was put on a ventilator...

It's not looking good bros. I don't want Boris to die.

Now that's what I call flattening the curve.

Hydroxychloroquine is probably not the miracle drug most were hoping for

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Nothing
Retards think that the paid chink shills get filtered by the great firewall if any of these phrases appear
They don't by the way

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Yeah drunk your fucking fish tank. lol smart move orange fool

Good. Now they can free ups space and drop prices so I can buy a nice condo for myself and my reich wife to repopulate the niggertropolis with white babies.

>be on lockdown with coronavirus
>too sick to even make it to grocery
>Get the last of food supplies
>a can of beans
>die

>Later on autopsy shows that you had some mutated strain
>RNA has tons of hitherto unseen blocks beside A, G, C, T
>Decipher
>"THISNIGGAEATINGBEANS"

>The fuck is going on in this picture? What's with those coils?
I stripped the header off the image, but this is just the summary view in the images up on my iPad.
As for the coils? Those are custom springs for your mechanical switches. The /mkg/ thread on /g/ knows all about them.

It doesn't work against the CPP posters fool

>China had around 15 million deaths do to Corona
>But the people who wanted to report it died
Based Gobunism

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>he doesn't know

Holy shit looks like this entire thread has already been infected.

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Is being given oxygen the same as being put on a ventilator? I think they are different things. A ventilator implies a pharmacological coma.

he was given oxygen, where are you hearing he's on a ventilator?

>If she can't handle me at my worst

>he wants to be Russia's bitch
>he doesn't want to pose dead Russian soldiers in the freezing cold again
Fuck's wrong with you?

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Isn't it the same thing?

Unless its going above 1 billion, humanity will definitely survive this one

way too late, Abe.

There's a 20% chance of surviving once you're on a ventilator

a mighty tiger is not concerned with ants: if my post is truly irrelevant, the truth of it would need ZERO reinforcements from anyone, it would just go unnoticed
I reckon it does rustle some jimmies and the tiger is 90% paper

We want...no...we NEED more pics of Muffins

no

SHE MUST GROW BIGGER

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Before

>Italy: we want eurobonds to save our economy (and euro zone too) during this crisis
>Germany: no fuck off, that would be fascist because nationalism bad

Then

>Germany: NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T STOP PRODUCING THINGS THAT ARE NEEDED BY MY ECONOMY, GO BACK TO WORK!! PLEASE EU HELP, PLEASE JANNIES HELP!!
>Italy: *becomes allied with the virus*

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What Finns mean by this?

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Whoops

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>10 public transport workers infected just died
They spread that shit around. That's the part I was worried

IT CAN'T BE OUTFOUGHT
IT CAN'T BE OUTMATCHED
IT CAN'T BE OUTRUN
IT CAN'T BE OUTDONE

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No. Supplemental oxygen is using a device to breath in more oxygen-enriched air. Ventilator is literally sticking a tube down your throat and having the machine breath for you.

pic related is "being given oxygen"

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Such is life in the Zone

A ventilator is being intubated. Being given oxygen doesn't need that.

No, when they put you on oxygen is when they give you a mask attached to an oxygen tank. The air you inhale is super-oxygenated, making it easier for you to breathe.

For the love of God make Beatrice the next ruler of England.

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Is Russia surging?

It is clearly not helpful given to those with advanced disease. Possbly effective when given early.

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This article explains why Sweden is discontinuing its trial program for hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine. They've concluded the French study was bullshit.

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She looks like a psychopath

So how long until new yorkers start questioning the holocaust when they find out that it's impossible for the ovens to cremate even this small amount in such a short time?

Romanian gypsies confirmed worst posters

One risks breaking your teeth, the other is tubes up your nose

The Fingols using the power of Tengri to bring their people back

CORONACHAN BTFO

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How long will we have to wait to taht stuff to come out?
I don't want to wait decades for The Collapse, come on, I'm young now.

Boris isn't on a ventilator you spacker.

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Sweden can't even administer a 50 year old drug you can buy OTC correctly confirmed.

synthesis it yourself, Rambo

Ventilator = lungs fucked, you need machine to breath
Given oxygen = can't get all oxygen enough so here is a direct source so you can keep breathing propertly

She certainly has the chompers for the job

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