Im thinking of joining some christian cult to get a cute blonde to marry since girls are sluts

Same here to be honest, but I can't bare faking my faith to nab an innocent cutie. I think joining DNT is a better bet. For non-norbros DNT is a The Norwegian Trekking Assosciation. They go hiking in the woods and forests and I bet there's a lot of redpilled and traditional girls in there

Dont know about Norway, as far as I know even your christians (((protestant))) like LGTB´s
Here in Spain there are quite a lot of Chatolic young groups, they usually have more woman than males, no weird people, they usually are apolitical with right wing belives and ALWAYS from rich families backbrounds.
Also if truly nord and not a Ahmed they will like you.

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>since girls are sluts
>i got genital herpes now thanks to my promiscious past

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Neither JW or Mormons are Christian

go spread herpes to africans you nigger

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You know what doesn't give you herpes?
Porn.

I once chatted on omegle a white girl as beautiful as that. She was so pretty.with the blonde hair, white skin and blue eyes. She asked everything about me, and I said some drama how life in asia is hard. She felt bad and asked how can she help me and I said since were on omegle can I jack off (just tested the waters) and oh my goodness she said okay and instantly showed her boobs until I cummed. First time I've seen a white woman's nipples, so pinkish almost transparent. Like an angel she smiled at me while I was in euphoria. Before I'm about to cum I asked her to shout "all lives matter, but asians make me wetter!" And she did! Best cum I cummed, while cumming I thought about Yas Forums each flags of those supremacists. I swear, white girls are like angels. I thanked her and she said welcome.

Mormonism. There is always a shortage of men, so you'd basically have your pick, and Mormon women are the most beautiful women in the world. And most of them are virgins, and get married by the time they're 23 due to cultural pressure and a very marriage-positive upbringing

t. Mormon

yes.

Islam is the only correct answer.

i saw a gigantic mormon church outside DC
very nice looking

This. Non-trinitarians aren't Christian.

no thanks
brown girls smell like curry

I'm dating a Mormon girl and its the best decision of my life. She's sweet, wholesome, and innocent. Her family has a strong value system and she has a strong nurturing drive. Gonna marry her in a year or so

do you have to convert?

They have a site online you know but raging is always a option fren

None of those pure tradwife potentials will take your disease riddled fetid self.
> rules for thee but not for me
Why would a nice girl want a fuck boy

do you make good money? if so try the mormons

i was a fuckboy
but i have repented user
jesus say we can be forgiven user

kinda

You might have to take a reformed slut.

Virgins tend to marry guys who were in the Church for a long time.

You have herpes. You can't be TOO picky.

Holy shit last one killed me, where do i get one of those?

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Try the SSPX.

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There aren't any.

Not even joking. Paganism was for fat American tweens in the late 90s. Norway is 90% atheist/feminist and 7% Christian, 3% Muslim.

There surprisingly aren't many Jews, but feminists do their job for them, so they don't need to how up in person.

Wait, why is there a shortage of men?

I know tons of Mormons. Do the men leave for some reason?

Does the Amish have nice girls, burgers?
>not living the trad life on a small, cozy farm with your young and innocent, possibly underaged, trad wife

They are White and trad. Not very glamorous, but pretty good.

They are not retarded.

t. ex-mormon

22 year old Mormon who left, AMA

Based, gotta get me one of those.

I must say, they bring up the worst google images results.
Not sure what I expected from looking at Amish on the internet...

kys

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Two Amish girls flirted with me in a greenhouse once. Shame Amish qt's aren't dtf

fpbp

Their teeth can be REALLY bad though. They don’t brush them so I imagine their breath isn’t great.

Oh...

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WHY YOU LEFT

Makes sense.

I myself joined a mainstream Christian sect and have been considering Ortho or Cath despite my distrust of their clergy.

It's too bad. The Mormons do patrol their thots well. We should take note. Of course I am an outsider, you probably have more real insight.

Satan digits has a good question.

I mean the space alien shit is like Nation of Islam for Christianity except Yakub is the good guy.

But what about day to day life?

Also, did you go full atheist or pick a normie Christian sect?

Tithing. It’s the most jewish shit in the world. The church has $100B+ in CASH and still wants their members to pay 10% of their income.

I don’t really believe what they teach (left before my mission), but I could put up with it if it weren’t for tithing.

Reminder to you anons: If you don’t serve a mission, you will NOT get a top tier mormon girl. I have sisters, and since I was a kid my parents told them to never marry anyone except a returned missionary.

I’m more agnostic at this point. I’d never call myself an atheist, ever.

Open to being a normal Christian for the sake of having a nice white family.

so if i join and do a missionary i get free wifes?

Kike trying to find more white women to fuck

That's cool. You are always welcome among the Trinitarians. After all you already have a good foundation.

The Baptists converted me, but I spend a lot of time reading ancient Orthodox texts and attend a non-denominational Church.

All in all it's mostly the same with varying levels of piety. Presbyterian being the least serious, and Old Brethren being the most hardcore, barring the silly snake handlers or some crazy shit.

should i move to cardston alberta?
will the talk to me if im not a mormon?

Original church only wanted like 5%

>since girls are sluts
>i got genital herpes now thanks to my promiscious past

user, I....

Yeah, as long as you’re white, not completely autistic and serve a mission I promise you can get a 7/10+ trad qt mormon wife

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>ive got genetial herpies
youll never get a trad wife bro
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You are not the only one that gets herpes, and they are now exposed to corona too...

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For op sake if he as herpes will they still love him?

how do i join?!?!?!?
im white aryan btw

You have goddamn herpes. You don’t think your wife would notice that?

A Mormon woman would divorce you for that, not even joking. t. A Mormon

>i got genital herpes now thanks to my promiscious past
You're just the male version of a dumb roastie, then.

>what cult
You don't. You settle down with other used goods or someone dumb enough to fall for you. protip: deceiving someone about your past is a good way to ruin your relationships

even if i have repented
also a cure and a vaccine is here soon
they allready cured herpes in rats

Jehovah's Witness, hands down.

I don't know, I'm already Catholic and I'm not a degenerate and I can't find a wife, so good luck with your search, but I'm not converting to another faith just so I can get a wife.