/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2979

They expect to find some of us in morgues anons.

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>► Detected: 1,288,080 (+15,218) ► Died: 70,567 (+1,142) ► Day: 88 (-12:31:19)
Happening over. It a couple weeks time we won't even have 100 deaths in a day. Time to move on and get back to work.

obviously right, left is for low T coomers

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me on the left

full on 80's bush, it's fucking tasteful.

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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I would really love to sniff a nice pale, small, petite Chinese girl’s butt right now.

Start coloring her you faggots, if I'm gonna stay at home all day at least give me good porn to masturbate to.

Anyone have that collage of all the media outlets saying masks dont work?

JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

>still have to work
Bros.......... Why won't civilization collapse already? No more. Please...

#2

Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.

Man has nothing good with which to recompense

Heaven.Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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Coronavirus: Germany becomes the fourth country with more than 100,000 cases
The total number of global cases is nearing 1.3 million, including more than 69,000 fatalities. Over 260,000 patients are reported to have recovered. Get the latest updates from around the world:

Austria could loosen lockdown measures next week
Japan set to declare state of emergency as cases surge
South Korea’s daily cases dip below 50 since February peak
Australia sees signs of slowing the spread of the virus
Tiger tests positive at Bronx Zoo in first known animal case in the US
Growth in new cases appears to be slowing in Spain and Italy

You missed the best one user

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It's only going down now in Spain and Italy, it's time for France and the UK now

Being real, there's just not enough dead to justify all of this shit. Nuking the economy, everything fun being cancelled and there's been more new people born today than Corona has claimed since day 1. Trump's a retard but he's going to come out of this looking like the winner. 4 more years all but guaranteed. Happening over, pack it in goys.

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Just the flu.

Gooferment claims only 209 dead so far but in Jakarta alone 639 buried with biohazard precaution
cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20200406160754-20-490861/639-jenazah-di-jakarta-dimakamkan-dengan-prosedur-covid-19

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I'm not fucking posting the futa version
Also, I just noticed my ID says "Goy"

The virus only celebrities, politicians, world leaders, royal family members and bullshit artist like Cuomo, get. Yet normal people aren't getting this. Makes you wonder

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God I want to bury my face in that bush and take a big sniffffffffffffffffffff

RIP BORIS

Yeah dude. Go out, hang out with friends, breathe in the fresh air, everything is fine!

This. Corona-chan is about to fuck the world

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shaving is for faggots and trannies

lads the virus is getting closer and closer

colleague of my friends father (cop) 59, intubated
colleague of my mothers friend, nurse, in her fifties, double pneumonia, very sick
Some woman living around here i can keep hearing coughing her lungs out

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Every country has their cases only going up while China consistently stays the same. Really makes you think...

I only know one person with corona and he's a social butterfly

>balls
Not gonna make it

I'M TIRED OF THIS ALREADY JUST LET THIS SHIT END ALREADY. AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME

TWO MORE WEEKS BRO THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY

VIRUS WAS CREATED IN USA SEND TO CHINA

You're gay user. Full homo.

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that China is fudging the numbers? welcome to january

L O N D O N
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here you go wumao

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What happens in two weeks?

You are right but lets nuke China for the lols

delete this

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based

OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER LET’S SEE YOUR SUNBATHING LOICENSE

How do you know he has coronavirus and not other symptoms of pneumonia, cold and flu..the CDC told hospitals to classify people who have these things with "coronavirus" who's testing the test kits?

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Makes sense, sunshine in the UK is so rare it has to be rationed

When will everything large scale open again? Talking big crowd events.

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This ride doesn't end. You think I don't want off? I've been giving live updates every thirty minutes, for nine hours a goddamn day, FOR THE LAST TWO FUCKING WEEKS
My throat hurts from talking so much

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SO what's the evidence for viral shedding after recovery?

The peak isn't here yet bro. JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

Anyone got the super saiyan money printer? I thought I saved it but now I can't find it.

Loosening on the mesures against corona-chan totally won't help the virus to have a second wave of infections

2 weeks

Collapse?

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NOTHINGBURGER

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F

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How long has it been stuck at 2 weeks? 5 weeks? 6 weeks?

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The virus is dying. This is the end

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FOR THE HERD!!!!!!!!! (until it affects you directly)

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According to Bill Gates, not until everyone is vaccinated which comes a year later. Look into ID 2020

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WAGIE WAGIE

Oy vey!

>mfw a cirurgical mask costs 2,1€ at my local pharmacy
fuck this Im going /herd/

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>imagine dying working for Wal-Mart

Checked

May

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GET IN CAGIE

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23C reporting

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>chinks still permitted on Australian soil

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I've been looking for work for a while now. Walmart offered me a position. Wonder if I should take it.

Well, that's what Trump is saying but remember he said a week earlier all this would stop on March 30th

roll

Boris ascendence to Nurgle Daemon Prince begins

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Your own fault for live updating a nothingburger

Why wait?

he got tested and the rest of the world doesn't use the US testing kits

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it's a mixconception that we are still herd mode.

Our PM flipflopped within a day of announcing the herd strategy and went into soft lockdown mode.

sweden did however go full herd

That was the solution all along FFS. COPE!!!

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That was not a given choice.

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Oh wow, it's this gay thread. I was wondering where your faggot ass was.
Let me guess, 2 more weeks then it's really going to get us?

Boris is kill.

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Corona-chan is a Chinese Agent

It's my fucking JOB

Fantastic, Where is this one from?

Go outside, enjoy life user! Don't let anybody tell you how to handle your freedom!

It's happening

China contained the virus and everything is back to normal and safe now.

I cant wait to meet the cuties again. Can't wait to go to the seaside! I missed it somuch

CUBAN MEDICS: TACO EDITION.
>Cuban specialists could reach Mexico, if required: AMLO
lineadirectaportal.com/mexico/especialistas-de-cuba-podrian-llegar-a-mexico-de-requerirse-amlo_20200406-989416/

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Fuuuuuuug

Бopиc Джoнcoн

who gives a shit what bill gates says

Corona-chan drawn by csr when.

Check

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And pedos

>70k dead cross the globe
>by now 65k of the 70k would be dead anyway
i will never recover from this fact.

What happened to the British numbers?
They never came?

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Fake virus
Fake News
Fake crisis drill (Which we are woefully unprepared for turns out)

I thought he wasn't going to do anything

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хe вac pигхт

Not going to happen

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guy in the last thread said +403 new deaths, no idea on the case numbers though

Just you wait, boy. 2 more weeks and then you'll see!

Why not?

Lmao the guy is a world lecturer on pandemics and is constantly interviewed by the media to give his take on the coronavirus and what governments should do

FOR THE HERD

>Already 9am
>Only 234 American deaths
Weird

Dirty fucking paki

also have the daily Yas Forumslife

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What countries are in 2nd wave already? or not started yet i assume?

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he creates a strawman that people will wear gloves all day instead of disposing them after shopping

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The faggot can't even make a good OS after three and a half decades I don't trust his bullshit meddling outside of his wheelhouse at all.

what are some unexpected yet notable consequences this will have on the world, you think?
>drug trade disrupted, cartels on life support or outright destroyed

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How can there be a second wave when the first wave is still 2 weeks away?

Cuban medics are really G2 agents with some basic first aid instructions. They aren't real medics at all.

Marshall Law 2 weeks!

2nd wave has not started yet because they haven't lifted any lockdowns

that's the dangerous thing about this disease

He's kinda right, people wear gloves then touch their face and shit which makes them pointless

Yeah, he will use the crisis to turn this shithole into a commie one, in becoming the new cuban lung.

Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

Then let's have a discussion about why world leaders put the world in lockdown. Could it be to spread fear to get everyone chipped? Could it be so they can pass freedom restricting laws at a greater speed? What do you think could be the reason?

Much appreciated. Will follow up in a later post with more potential rewards.

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If he's saying this lockdown stuff is going to last longer, it most likely will.

Imagine being short on gloves of all things.

China's going to provide everything to western countries in this pandemic and emerge the dominant superpower. There will be no retaliation by western governments over this, just news on how China saved us in our time of need.

We're nowhere near that yet. The peak of the first wave won't be for another few months. Even Italy is far, far away from any sort of plateau.

MUH SECOND WAVE

Am i the only one who noticed that the Trump supporters and the Globhomo faggots teamed up on Yas Forums against Corona?

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Who's Marshall?

Gloves should prevent you from unconsciously touching your face

/cvg/ spainbro

Well deserved promotion imo... he's been stuck as a Great Unclean One for too long.

personally I think the government should stop giving a shit and cease all these silly restrictions. that way we can all get sick together, overwhelm our hospitals and indirectly kill hundreds of thousands

It's Eminem

Where are you seeing 234, I'm only seeing 8

It's maritime law idiot.

FINALLY!! Someone in this thread other than me who doesn't by the bullshit. You need to look up Bill Gates ID 2020

>Could it be to spread fear to get everyone chipped? Could it be so they can pass freedom restricting laws at a greater speed?
Yes

Why is so slow today? Update already!

it's over. Let me go to te seaside and fuck the bitches NOW!!!

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According to our chancellor Singapore is struggling with a 2nd wave since they had to reinstate the lockdown

I'm retarded, meant cases
I've slept four hours in the last three days

*crunch crunch*
Nothingburger

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2 all the way. Balance is best.
Based

Theories (Source my ass for now)
1) Crisis drill- To test the world how ready it is but for an authentic drill you can't just come out and say it.
2) Conditioning for martial law or the beginnings of it- Globalists using their ace up their sleeve to regain some semblance of a death grip again after the world basically slow burned away at their plans.
3)Trying to keep everyone with their cameras inside so they can do some shit.

Memeflag retard

>Oh wow quarantine is actually working!
It's almost as if it's been more than two weeks since italy went into lockdown.

Super tiny, but if you see anything you don't have, ask away.

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This is what peak herd performance looks like

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>What countries are in 2nd wave already? or not started yet i assume?
Austria is about to lift the lockdown on the 14th of April.
Under one month lockdown they went from 200 to 12k.
Experts told the Austrian government that Austria WILL become the next Italy after the 14th.
Even the Vice Chancellor said that do to the Chancellors mistake (ending the lockdown) Austria will have over 100k deaths in a short time period.

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>herd immunity
>vaccines
Pick one. Also let the fucker chip me if they want, I'll just pick it right back out of my arm when they are done

user, do you see all those other little dips followed by a spike upwards? Get ready for a huge jump later this week.

Accurate summary really.

>help me daddy government!
You're what is wrong with the gay planet, and you're the reason they decided to do what they're doing. When the deaths never come to pass (they won't) the government and celebrities and the elite will stand back and applaud themselves for protecting us all.
And you will lick it up.