Get long term relationship

>Get long term relationship
>Now you can get cucked
>Only STD I ever had was in a LTR
>Test goes down
>GF will invariably get fat
>Have to compromise on everything
>More stress because now, you have to look out for two people instead of just yourself
>In-laws will always make trouble
>Less money because GF needs more entertainment than vidya
>In case of a happening, GFs are always liabilities
Am I missing something? Except for muh degeneracy there seems literally no reason to ever get a long term relationship.

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take the nigger pump and dump pill, women have only themselves to blame for destroying relashionships

what about sex?i would do anything for a gf just because sex

Here is what you should be thinking when you start a relationship. Could this woman be my wife and mother of our children? If not, why are you dating her?

>the absolute state of Serbs

My gf is a cute homebody that enjoys movies, working out, and cooking. Yes I pay the bills, but it doesn't cost much more to support two rather than one, and when I get home she has dinner ready.

Honestly dude sex isn't a reason to have a gf. Yeah it is nice to coom but if she is annoying then you stop wanting to fuck her as much and the negatives outweigh the positives. The best thing about having a girlfriend is having someone who cares about you and rubs your head after a long day at work while you guys watch tv. She isn't brilliant, but she is open to guidance when it matters (for example I had to tell her to stop going to the grocery store with this covid stuff for a while).

Have one night stands.

That's why I prefer one night stands because desu I have never found a woman whom I would have kids with in my whole life. There were a bunch where I thought I wouldn't mind if it happened, but not a single one where I planned it.

>The best thing about having a girlfriend is having someone who cares about you and rubs your head after a long day at work while you guys watch tv.
lol incel spotted. This literally doesn't happen after the first year or so.

I'm on year three but okay.

>This literally doesn't happen after the first year or so.
You must have had some pretty shitty experience with relationships. It keeps happening in every long-term relationship that I have kept. 5 years in, currently, it has always been the case.

Based opinion.

a woman makes you a better man because it requires patience, mindfulness, and self-discipline to be with one and have her love you back

>someone who cares about you and rubs your head after a long day at work
fuck, user, last night i had a call where i'm pretty sure my gf of 6 years and i put the last nail in the coffin
first thought after was how all i want is to have this. That and holding her in the morning after the alarm goes off. If i could freeze time in one spot, forever, it'd be one of those moments
I hate feelings this is so fucking gay

This. If you’re so weak that you need “emotional support” or “companionship” from a hole then just spin plates and have like 3 or 4 sluts that you rotate through. I did that for a little while but it’s honestly annoying as fuck after a bit. They always want to sleep in your bed and inevitably they ask “so what are we?” Yeah, as if I’m going to date you, you stupid bitch lmao. Pump and dump is the best way to proceed. You can still have sex, just make the boundaries VERY clear. No, you will not be sleeping over, slut, and no, we will not “hang out.”

Boo fucking hoo faggot I'm literally 100% forever alone status and nothing will ever change that and I missed out on the prime years of my life. But by all means keep crying, I mean Yas Forums is your fucking personal blog afterall.

bullshit, only a mom can give a male that kind of love. Dogs and children imprint the same. What he really needs is a dog and some good bros to hang with that will challenge him to better himself. Women care incapable of doing that because men are better

Based patrician.

lol don't be a faggot, keep your woman in line and you won't have these problems

The perfect wife is someone who just does what they are told and doesn’t talk back. The longest relationships are entirely based on this. Your wife needs to value you more than you value her. In times of plenty that usually doesn’t happen but in crisis they will obey because they need to survive.

Those are the nicest parts of relationships. I hope you work it out, if that is the right choice. And if it isn't, you'll find someone that is a better fit. Good luck!

You'll find someone if you put some effort into it. Relationships ARE effort. More /foreveralones/ I've talked to are a mixture of lazy and scared. You should be on dating apps RIGHT NOW, lots of people are on them looking for when covid passes.

lmao thanks, at least now i feel better because i'm not as pathetic as you. I'm still breaking up with her, but of course i was attached after 6 years, so it doesn't feel good. men want to protect, care, and be cared for by their partner -- something a leaf could never understand
I'll find another girl, and keep experiencing the highs and lows of life, while you go on being a fucking leaf with zero redeeming qualities

> Ample waist
Waist to hip ratio is literally a fertility indicator. A sexually attractive woman with large breasts, wide hips, big ass, good skin etc are all the features that make her fertile.

>More stress because now, you have to look out for two people instead of just yourself
This

We can also blame the men who take the nigger pump and dump pill

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Take the Hydra Pill

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Fuck off simp

thx for the kind wishes user

You’re no better than a slut, user. In fact, you are one.

So you don't think men who pump and dump played any part in ruining relationships?

fair and square

I’m rooting for you Ameribro

Men who pump and dump do it because women are whores and allow themselves to be used a fleshy fuck puppets by Chad.

10/10 infallible logic. Scapegoats, the true GOAT.

It’s been 5 years since I’ve been in a relationship. I’m 25. I had a one night stand last month after being volcel for 3 years. I needed it to remind myself I could get a woman if I wanted to. Understanding the behavior of women is hilarious. After that I just kinda fucked off though. She’s a nice girl, but doesn’t want kids and was raped at 16.

Oops, meant to reply to this lol

It doesn't matter why they do it though, the fact is without them this behavior wouldn't be nearly as common. You could also make excuses for women doing this shit, but somehow I don't think you'd take those as seriously as your own. Personally I think you're all as worthless as the blackest nigger.

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Children is the only reason

>was raped
yeah sure

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Gee I wonder why

Well pumop and dump is fun. LTRs are not fun and also unhealthy because they lower your testosterone. Are you a masochist?

Yeah I don't deny that. Maybe some people aren't made for normal relationships.

>Men who pump and dump do it because women get on your nerves
Fixed. Really, I don't mind women but if you have to live with the same one for years it gets really uncomfortable. If you want a glimpse into that world, get a nagging female roommate.

Kids are the meaning of life.

>Relationships AREN'T WORTH the effort
Fixed. It's exhausting and you don't get anything out of it. One night stands OTOH are comfortable and you get fun out of it.

When you have a shit but well-paying job and you ask yourself "Why am I doing this to myself?" just look at your bank account. No such thing for relationships. In the beginning they're fun and as the years go by they become more and more meh. That's why divorce used to be banned, if you give people an option to escape from prison, they will generally take it.

I understand the switch that gets flipped in men when they've had to deal with too much female cruelty, but that really isn't all they are, remember men make women what they are, men invented feminism in the first place to create a cycle of cruelty from one gender to the other to break down the bonds that families come from.

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Ok, you have a point there.

It's not even cruelty. It's just women being women. I'm sure women are also groaning at men being men. That's life.

Yes and I get the frustration at the systematic lack of control that men used to have to prevent them from making obviously wrong decisions that it feels like we kind of need back now before we all go extinct

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This. Today is my anniversary and the gift I asked for was the garden spot tilled up so I can plant it. Tractor user and children are out getting things ready while I finish my coffee and start breakfast. Life is glorious when you have someone you love to pull together with. Don't give up on finding that anons. Be picky and don't settle for a used up roastie. Chose a young fertile woman for yourself and get busy with building a family. You can do it.

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I'd pack mine up and mail her to you if I could. I have started to HATE this bitch. Beginning to wonder if maybe I shouldn't try out men - women are shallow, high maintenance and annoying.

>maybe I shouldn't try out men - women are shallow, high maintenance and annoying.
So are fags desu.

>After that I just kinda fucked off though. She’s a nice girl, but doesn’t want kids and was raped at 16.
Yeah, I mean, women get on your nerves sooner or later. Partners for one night stands, too - but they're only around for one night, so even if she's absolutely broken, you only need to put up with it for a few hours and not the rest of your life.

I have friends who are married and there's always problems. Even if the girl is alright, he family won't be. Someone's always fighting; Husband vs wife, husband vs in laws, wife vs in laws, in laws vs in laws...

Makes me wonder how the Italians manage to live in such big families with all those generations under one roof. They must have cortisol levels like a 60 year old flight controller.

I grew up in an Italian household. The way of dealing with it is immediate confrontation. Confronted, dealt with, done.

I live in northern New England and most folks here are of northwest euro descent. There’s such a fucking disconnect in behaviors.

Ofc women get on your nerves. Men do too. The difference with my make friends and female relationships is as follows, men (mostly) will just get angry, fuck off for a while, and then make up with a hike, beer, and a word of apology.

I think my biggest issue is too many times have I had poor interactions with women and they’re almost intolerable for me now.

and then the answer is always 'no', so you just stop bothering

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You are clearly going for the wrong type of women with this. Only tradeoff I know is the constant nagging. :D

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it's true, deutschbro

every man wants a relationship when he isn't in one, but as soon as you bag a ho and get about three months down the line, you remember that putting up with female shit to get consistent pussy is not the best deal

but there are always the tryhard dudes that say "lol just control ur bitch cuz if u do that then u have no problems"

even the most alpha men eventually get screwed by their bitches

see: brad pitt, johnny depp, mark antony, adam, etc

sometimes it's best to just be content with jerking off and being single, or doing the pump and dump

>johnny depp
legit felt bad for that guy.

Your correct user. The gaypill is the ultimate redpill. Only men are capeable of true romanic love and loyalty. Only mothers show true love. Sure, there are diamonds out there; the perfect woman, but ypu chances of finding her ar .0000001%. Find a qt loving boyfriend who isnt a total faggot pride parade lgbtqfktieh++. Most gay men are normal guys who you would never suspect are gay.

>someone who cares about you and rubs your head after a long day at school

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You aren't obligated to do anything for you gf other than shelter her, feed her, and cloth her and she doesn't get to dictate that the feeding her part has to be restaurants or the clothing her part has to be expensive brands. Also get her a Bible. If she wants more she is greedy.

One built for speed, one built for comfort.
If you're unable to find a relationship that you can maintain. It isn't all down to you or the woman. Periodically you must shake the stability and introduce fear of the unknown and chaos until they are a mother. It's what women have rigged up biologically.

Women are just going to go wrecklessly for dominance until they get a baby brain.

If they are still reckless after child birth then they are defective and have not got good genes or rearing.

Majority of men and women will get stuck with duds.

>t. Has talked to a total of 3 women in his entire life

>strong features
>high intelligence
Just leads to batshit insane moms. Only part of women that should be big are the hips and to have sturdy legs.

>GF will invariably get fat
that just means she runs the relationship, like a classical cuckold.
If shes not maintaining herself for you then she doesn't respect you, and if she doesn't diet and exercise when you tell her too then you arnt in control, and that makes her respect you even less.

This.
If your woman is running your relationships then it’s really not her fault, it’s yours for being so weak.

>beauty unimportant.
disgusting.