/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2976

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NIGGER IS IN A PRISON COOF SECTION DISCUSS

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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 70,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

CUOMO SHOULD BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED FOR HIS RETARDATION.

24 doctors died of coronavirus and still no lockdown

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Based talentless poo-miner.

“Fookin’ ell fellow bongs, I fink the bleedin’ virus has knackered me loongs, I’m steppin’ down as ‘er Majesty’s representative. Cheerio lads.”

- Boris in a few days

RiP Boris. His sacrifices to the Goddess won't be forgoten

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Yes, nigger. Society needs a hard reset right now.

Golly gee, Billy! You actually updated your script! I'm sure your mommy is so proud of you.

What's his end game desu

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9/10 chance he goes into a coma and is slowly forgotten about.

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Good job on updating the pasta bud

Damn, I had forgotten about him until you brought him back up

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Since January, 14 million people has died in the world.

Coronavírus deaths represents 0,2% of those deaths

Its a JOKE

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develop antibodies to save the kingdom

Morning Gary!

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She cute.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 336,851 (9,620) Spain 131,646 (12,641) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,123 (1,584) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,176 (724) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 15,512 (280) Austria 12,058 (220) Brazil 11,281 (487) Portugal 11,278 (295) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (51) Sweden 6,830 (401) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (39) Norway 5,759 (71) Ireland 4,994 (158) Denmark 4,647 (179) Czech Republic 4,591 (72) Chile 4,471 (34) India 4,314 (118) Poland 4,201 (98) Romania 3,864 (156) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Philippines 3,414 (152) Pakistan 3,277 (50) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,463 (34) Peru 2,281 (83) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,220 (26) Finland 2,176 (28) Mexico 2,143 (94) Panama 1,988 (54) Serbia 1,908 (51) United Arab Emirates 1,799 (10) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +178 (+4) China +39 (+2) Switzerland +76 (+9) Austria +7 (+16) Brazil +27 (+1) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+2) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+2) Czech Republic +4 (+5) Poland +99 (+4) Romania (+5) Pakistan +120 (+3) Thailand +51 (+3) Mexico +253 (+15) Panama +187 (+8) Ukraine +11 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1) Estonia +11 (+4) Moldova (+2) Lithuania +32 (+1) Armenia +11 (+1) Hungary +11 (+4) Belarus +138 (+5) Bosnia & Herzegovina +13 (+3) Bulgaria +10 (+1) Kyrgyzstan +69 (+3) Bolivia +26 (+1) Bangladesh +35 (+4) Paraguay +9 (+2) Sint Maarten +12 (+2) Belize (+1) Norway +72 Denmark +278 India +25 Philippines +168 Saudi Arabia +61 Finland +249 New Zealand +67 Latvia +9 Uzbekistan +48 Taiwan +10 Afghanistan +18 Oman +33 Honduras +30…

>FULL LISTS
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Da mask ain't protecting nun, there's nothing in da air. Cellphones, n other smart devises is killing us, especially wen connecting to wifi as 5g network. I bet there's a 5g tower in da facility. Da radiation is stripping oxygen from da blood, dats y da breathing is becoming difficult. A big voice in da industry gotta speak up on dis issue, n dis curfew shit is scheme to project a different agenda. Jay z, Gotti wya! CNN! This shit need to b viral, we all got ppl locked up.

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> oy vey, must maintain the fiat currency ponzi scheme, the population replacement of euro goyim with jungle monkeys and WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TRANNIES?
no
BURN

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.001% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
70,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

G.. Guys!

Is it normal that only today there are around 10 hospital vans had passed my house already....... I'm scared guys.

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vote on the poll
what is coronavirus?
strawpoll.me/19707389

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Based nothingburger retards

it deserved to burn for less

SOMEONE LITERALLY SAID IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS "Same symptoms as 5G" NIGGERS ARE STARTING TO BELIEVE 5G IS GIVING THEM THE CHINK FLU?

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witness how a first world country does it
>inb4 muhammed

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COVID-19 is the 5th leading cause of death per day globally.

yes lmao
brits are fucking retarded

A tiger has it.

UNIVERSITIES ARE STARTING TO OPEN IN CHINA NEXT WEEK FROM MONDAY, EXPECT SECOND WAVE!

Damn it, Gary! If we don't stop the Chinese it's going to be 9/11 times a thousand!

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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelles-zur-Coronakrise/14060151
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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelles-zur-Coronakrise/14060151
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KURZ IS HERE

Overhyped or not the fact that it makes normies seethe over being "lockdown" is already a somethingburger even more based actualburger if they start en masse killing themselves over it.

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tell your mother yo give me my money back

Fuck now the chinks are probably gonna eat it and it all starts again

Show me a video of people lined up to be tested for covid-19 or stop making these threads.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+3.73%) Germany (+3.63%) France (+3.48%) United Kingdom (+2.13%) Italy (+4.57%) Switzerland (+2.13%) Spain (+3.19%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+2.99%) Netherlands (+3.30%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.80%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (+4.72%) Hong Kong (+2.95%) China (+1.81%) Australia (+3.74%) Singapore (+3.67%) India (+3.47%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+3.53%) South Africa (+3.11%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-54%) Tokyo (-45%) Beijing (-91%) Wuhan (-90%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-95%) Moscow (-90%) Rome (-98%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (-46%) Munich (-82%) Brussels (-70%) Paris (-89%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-74%) Johannesburg (-93%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>corona kills 69k per year
>6 million jews die of anti-semitism every second
the flu is worse than this nothing burger

> there are more people dying after choking on a burger than dying of Chinese Virus
> why are you getting off these train tracks, they are safe and I don't hear any train incoming

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Who's Pedoman?

>9/11X1000
818.1818181818182

Kill yourself nigger

It’s 6 billion you bigot

Oxygen =/= life support you dumbass. Call me when he's on a vent.

Normans dont actually seethe over being in lockdown though, because they unironically believe that its just the government trying to protect everyone, and not establish some Orwellian police state.

Its the people who know its a nothingburger who are seething over lockdown

I don't have your number tho

i am sorry, it's 6 quadrillion

How are we going to find out about it? Does this mean the first wave was contained?

Fucking kek. The original happooner prediction chart said we'd have nearly 3 billion dead by now.
>meanwhile happooners now are creaming their pants over 70k dead.
This whole thing is a giant fucking clownshow.

No, you faggots it's Muh 6 gorrilian

>China +39 (+2)

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That’s right you dirty goy, 6 septillion.

More than 14 million people has died since january.
.
155,000 dies in the world everyday.

Corona's deaths represent 0,2% of the total deaths in the world

Fuck off with your meme virus

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that shoop is so bad it hurts my eyes

More than 14 million people has died since january.
.
155,000 dies in the world everyday.

Corona's deaths represent 0,2% of the total deaths in the world

Fuck off with your meme virus.

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why not show your flag?
you've got nothing to hide right?
you're just exposing the truth here

Mortality stats are irrelevant when you got thousands of ppl crippled the side effects of this airborn aids and ventlilators...

I mean, is 'life support' defined as precisely as that? His life is being supported by a supply of extra oxygen, its a mild sort of life support but I'd still call it that.

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Can you fix your shitty copy pasta , I can't take it seriously

It's when they fly over your house that you have to worry

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1,123 new cases in Belgium lads

You need to stop posting this Erwann. We get it.

I dont wanna have to wear a mask, guys. Theyre conditioning use for the mark, I tell ya

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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MEME VIRUS

is it easier to understand??

Pedoman is the one who enforce the lockdown

It's a meme disease

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Sylvia Browne end of the days.
She hits the spot lucky or she knows.

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it's just kind of suspicious that you're hiding behind a memeflag tho...

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>24 doctors died of coronavirus and still no lockdown
Nigga WTF!!!!!!!?????

i hear Corona-chan wishing for my death as well every time i fap to Her.

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Yes you do. Just close your eyes and remember.

If I remove his mask, will he die?

Of the roughly 150,000 people who die each day across the globe, about two thirds—100,000 per day—die of age-related causes.

Agreed

Aren't all flags memeflags at heart?

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Are you prepare to be rendered back into a nothingburger, /cvg/fags and death cultists?

>ECONOMIES SURGING AGAIN (CHECK DEM FUTURES BOIZ)
>MANY TREATMENTS ON THE WAY (CHLOROQUINE + Z-PAK) AND IPE
>WORST HAS PASSED IN EUROPE
>NYC ALREADY PEAKING EARLY (SAD! PATHETIC! """VIRUS""")
>b-b-b-b-but MUH TIGER!!!! MUH LIONS!
Simply epic cope. Seethe and dilate trannies.

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No, that's just Canada.

Running out of nogs and olds, oh no.

If you posted this in the last thread, towards the end of the thread and then you post this one here shortly after the thread has started; do you get paid twice or is there a cool down period between shill posts. Genuinely curious, only slightly mocking you.

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you are comparing the flu, a virus which has no measures against it and has spread worldwide already, to corona who just started and heavy measures are being used against it.

You are literally retarded, it is not even funny.

Oh...

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Corona under these circumstances is one of highest daily killers worldwide.
Imagine how it would be without the lockdowns.

you replied to the wrong person

well sort of?
our flag definitely is, it's been forced upon us by outsiders
I wouldn't really say that about every other flag

More than 14 million people has died since january.
.
155,000 dies in the world everyday.

Corona's deaths represent 0,2% of the total deaths in the world

Fuck off with your meme virus

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>His country has not made wearing face masks in public mandatory weeks ago

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It's normal whatever your name is, they're clearing those mines. Keep your good job in the rice field.

Still ten times the rate of the flu.
Also testing indicates there ie no huge mass of hidden infected.

>Q followers started burning down 5G towers
Truly, a blessed timeline

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Cant get any

>elton john

What?? I thought he was long dead.

Normalcy bias.

Yep he's going to die!

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Estimates where for a world without lockdown you mentally disabled shill.

>mandatory

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Yeah, i'm thinking paellas are back

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Thanks babe

Don't respond to the
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poster

Footage of the faggo bird building a nest.

Literally just take an old shirt and make yourself one and then boil it every time you come back home
It's not as effective as dedicated surgical face mask but in a setting where everyone is covering their face it does help prevent the spread

yes mb

Or wear a burqa

Okay