/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2975

Why aren't you innawoods user?

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954 NEW CASES IN RUSSIA

Her pusy is cute.

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>Bojo dying
>FTSE 100 looking green

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REDPILL ME ON NIGGERS. IF SINGLES, CORONA TAKES THEM ALL.

Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.
Sexualizing a virus is mental illness.

Working on it

Glad you like it!

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>Draft
I'd like to see them try, I'll sit my ass in Leavenworth first. No blood for jewish wars.

They talk in a funny way
Like “Yo mayn I could beat yo’ ass in chess but fugg I dunno how dem cracker-ass white folk play dat game. Dat shit looks hard y’know mayn. Sheeeeeit muh dik gone hard.”

>why so many dont feel fear about this pandrmic, user?
Toxoplasmosis, my child. It dulls the self-preserving fear to absolutely nothing and cats are abundant nowadays in many households.

Why are shotgun barrels so expensive? It's just a fucking tube.
>28" barrel on my 870 that makes it mostly unusable for home defense
>12.5/14" barrel is like 250 bucks
Almost what I paid for the entire shotgun

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sexualizing nature is healthy and probably one of longest Greek traditions out there now fuck of wumao

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my grandpa dodged the draft im sure i can too

>Take your meds, schizos.

Right on cue, faggot.

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I don't understand Greek, I'll take it you want more Corona lewds
Coming right up!

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Because we only got onna plains

How does reverse-colonization feel, Bong?

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Waiting for the nukes to fall Ave True To Caesar

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India is gearing up

>before
>go to work, get food, go home

>after
>go to work, get food, go home

haha...yeah quarantine...sucks...lol...

IS IT OVER OR IS IT NOT?
THE NUMBERS HAVE SHRUNK

Look at this cuck

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 336,851 (9,620) Spain 131,646 (12,641) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,123 (1,584) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,100 (715) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 15,512 (280) Austria 12,051 (204) Brazil 11,281 (487) Portugal 11,278 (295) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (51) Sweden 6,830 (401) Australia 5,788 (39) Norway 5,759 (71) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,994 (158) Czech Republic 4,591 (72) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) India 4,314 (118) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (156) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Philippines 3,414 (152) Pakistan 3,277 (50) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,463 (34) Peru 2,281 (83) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,220 (26) Finland 2,176 (28) Mexico 2,143 (94) Panama 1,988 (54) Serbia 1,908 (51) United Arab Emirates 1,799 (10) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +178 (+4) China +39 (+2) Brazil +27 (+1) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+2) Australia +38 (+2) Czech Republic +4 (+5) Romania (+5) Pakistan +120 (+3) Thailand +51 (+3) Mexico +253 (+15) Panama +187 (+8) Ukraine +11 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1) Lithuania +32 (+1) Armenia +11 (+1) Hungary +11 (+4) Bosnia & Herzegovina +13 (+3) Bulgaria +10 (+1) Kyrgyzstan +69 (+3) Bolivia +26 (+1) Bangladesh +35 (+4) Paraguay +9 (+2) Sint Maarten +12 (+2) Belize (+1) Norway +72 India +25 Philippines +168 Saudi Arabia +61 Finland +249 New Zealand +67 Latvia +9 Uzbekistan +48 Taiwan +10 Afghanistan +18 Oman +33 Honduras +30 Montenegro +9 Georgia +14 Faeroe Islands +2 Trinidad & Tobago +1 El Salvador +7 Guyana +5 Gabon +3 Mongolia +1…

>FULL LISTS
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I got toilet paper today!

bahadur pls

But I already had a 9\11 moment.
It was 9\11

>Mortality on ARDS seems to vary and 36% is at the low end
It seem that 36% is correct for the 2010s and beyond, though, which you'd expect. So not so low-end.

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It is safe to believe that all western data from the severe affected countries is now fake and should be multiplied by the factor of 1.5 to 4. Except maybe US as in the US they have too many channels of data leakage with all their isurance companies. In US it might be slightly inflated up to extort more money.
The chinese numbers should be more or less correct.

Do you think we'll have muzzie pogroms when this explodes? Everybody knows who spread coronachan all around pooland

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I can't take my meds nigger were on lockdown

Is McDonalds the staple of most people's diet? Like they eat that barely-food grade shit multiple times per week?

The trick is to go early in the morning when it’s being unloaded off the trucks.

good for you Quadnought.

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show me the people dying that arent abnormally unstable physically or mentally. my dad probably has a better chance of dying than my carefree rich grandparents

So why did numbers drop so hard yesterday? That doesn't seem natural.

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GET SOME LABS FROM COVID+ PATIENS!!!!!

Chinks must be killed. Teach me how to awaken my siddhis, Rajendra.

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>Sexualizing
It is a normal function. Why are you discriminating?

9/11 was so boring after all the news showed the fake pentagon plane

>Staple
Not for long unless McDonalds makes you immune to chink aids

If you have a phone signal you are not innawoods

Based quads

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Just ask normally

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>understands nothing about the body
t. you

As I said in the Netherlands it's over 50% in normal years. Very much depends on protocols.

sunday/monday trend

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I got 8000

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.13%) Germany (+4.13%) France (+3.81%) United Kingdom (+2.92%) Italy (+4.37%) Switzerland (+2.70%) Spain (+3.17%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+3.19%) Netherlands (+3.88%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+1.38%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (+5.14%) Hong Kong (+2.93%) China (+1.98%) Australia (+3.75%) Singapore (+3.52%) India (+3.54%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+3.64%) South Africa (+4.52%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-29%) Beijing (-83%) Wuhan (-95%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-50%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (-100%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-85%) Seattle (-87%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I can teach you thaumaturgy

I'm embarrassed to buy toilet paper because I'll look like a retard

>Anyone who disagrees with me is a jew.
>No, I don't need to take my meds.

hospitals lying

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I eat there probably once every other month?

>cats are abundant nowadays in many households
Not in the near future.

i go to mcdonalds cause the menu is really simple and i remember everything

More lies

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Total anons convinced after a week of spamming: zero (0)

Most likely, simply because there's just no real care to count when you get to the overwhelmed stage.

Deaths are probably 2-4 times higher. Infected most likely higher than those multiples.

Fake deaths stats

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Thanks for the kind words, other me.

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Beef meat contains zinc, which helps when fighting viral infections

>Anyone who disagrees with me is a jew.
>No, I don't need to take my meds.

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Only if it can get into your cells faggot. You need hydroxy chloroquine for that

>Jew York and Commiefornia get hit like a colaburner baby mama
>Especially Jewish and Gay districts
>Every single death under 50 is without fail, either an AIDS-ridden Tranny/Faggot, an illegal alien with no healthcare or a lardass with diabetes
>CA and NY coincidentally turn red this year

>Corona-Chan is bad
Uuuuh, pick one sweaty.

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Fake hospitals

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>got early symptoms last week
>they disappeared
>now I have them again
Enough with this pussyfooting around corona-chan, are you gonna rape my lungs or not?

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But does McDonald contains real meat?

Fake deaths

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please delete all anglos kthxbye

Ever since I found out that there are more flu-related deaths than the current number of supposed 'coronavirus deaths', I had a feeling that flu-related deaths (or similar deaths) were being falsely attributed to coronavirus.

Fake tests

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noice

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thread ost
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More fake deaths

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Bip bup kys faggot 010111 010010