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Another day of work-from-home. Pretty comfy
First for the smiths
>Brekkie
You all sound like mongoloids with that sorta stupid bong shit.
Seriously, your twist on words is fucking garbage.
Hello pjw
Is Boris on life support?
Can most garages change tyres? Are car garages open atm?
Guys I'm really struggling to work from home, I've done nothing for nearly three weeks now, wtf!
check my ID fagit
prob want a tyre place, n yeah theyre open
>>After this crisis, remember the NHS is not drained by migrants, but sustained by them
love how the guardian can run shit like this at the very same time as an article about how internet racists are conspiring to exploit the crisis to advance their agenda
Is anyone else worried about neighbours vandalising your car if they see you using it?
Says the aluminum y'all idiots asshole. Our words our language get your own or go home
Holy fucking shit what is that MAGICAL food item in the OP pic? OH MY GOD I WANT TO EAT IT SO BAD
>the smiths
based
I washed my car on the street I thought people were going to snitch me up
No, but I'm not buying this shit about him just going in for 'routine' tests. He's in trouble and they're wanting him in hospital for when he takes a turn for the worse.
Are you saying they don't have an Admiral Pellew's Savoury Breakfast Loaf in Yankland?
y
Cheers I was gonna try my independent land rover garage as it's part of a wider problem, my spare won't wind down so wanted to get them to order a new winch unit at same time. Is this daft?
I’m just an outside observer, but the fact it couldn’t be done in-house by physicians at 10 Downing leads me to believe it’s more serious than they are leading on. Won’t jump on the “Boris is on a ventilator” train but it’s more than just diagnostic tests per the statements.
I'm afraid not! What do I do?!
Sausage, beans, bacon, eggs, black pud and hash brown baked in fresh white bread.
need a nanner for scale, because if this is as big as I think it is it'd be less of a mess in separate components on a plate
What's the solution? Considering wearing work boots and a hi-viz when I leave my house to walk to the car so that any neighbours assume I am going to an essential job
They'll do whatever you want, business will be slow for them right now.
doubt it was baked in there lad. it was cooked then thrown in a hollowed loaf by looks of things
fart willy
Or just grow a pair, police will do nothing, I've been driving back and forth to friends houses 30 miles away and not been stopped, or seen anyone stopped.
Hi vi's is the best disguise mate
Cheers I'm not au fait with this sort of situation especially atm
Southern english is closer to the real thing than the bullshit affectation you all took on in the Victorian times.
Your slang is, and will always be, childish shit.
No, he's refusing his bed rest at home because he's the PM and he has to give orders and shout at everyone.
same shit in the states, unless you are flagrantly breaking quarantines or being reckless the police don’t give a shit and are more worried about getting infected themselves in response to calls.
>Buy loaf
>Slice top off
>Scoop out inner
>Add sausages, beans, beacon, black pudding, egg, hash brown.
>Place on sliced top
>???
>Profit
>separate components on a plate
Sound a bit weird 2bh mate
Reminder that propping up a failing health system with low skilled doctors and nurses from abroad is not in any way "sustainable".
It's simply theft of health professionals from developing nations that could probably do with some medical practitioners themselves.
It's everything we're told is wrong about 'colonialism'.
remember when inner cities had white kids in them, rather take a bomb than shelter 3 little roadmen
Two super low flying military helicopters just flew over for god knows what reason. Bloody things were so loud they woke me up.
>fact it couldn’t be done in-house by physicians at 10 Downing leads me to believe
more likely its a PR stunt for sympathy vote
Funny how prince Charles managed to kick it in a few days (baby blood ftw)
you're r-r-racist
I don't believe in locking up, it has failed everyone.
Herd immunity is the right idea.
Why is this so hard to understand for so many.?
It's all fucking English cos we're all from England, why are you here except to pontificate on the finer points of our language you borrow and bastardise. And don't even start me on them soft southern shandy drinkers and their lah dee dah way of talking pal, themselves fighting words round these parts.
because if everyone stopped pretending that life is sacred, most would commit suicide which would deprive the state of bennies. and the state is god.
>And Capitalism
>The Grauniad
Champagne Socialist Bolshie faggots just won't pack it in.
When do we burn them out of their gated communities and eat their privately educated children?
Good old Boz 'e ' ad it, 'ees won of us nah.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH
>more likely its a PR stunt for sympathy vote
he’s not up for re-election in 4 years statutorily, and I doubt he’s calling a snap anytime soon. I don’t think any head of government anywhere wants questions arising on their fitness to lead.
>"working"
Me too user, me too.
It's 12:30 and I'm still drinking beer. What am I doing with my life.
Using your house as target practise
This. No10 will have good med facilities and docs right there. To transfer him to hospital must mean hes in the shit.
All of your food is disgusting
Maybe that why all of your teeth protest
Ok boomer
Yeah poofs are so cool
This is true, but going to the extreme of hospitalization is risky if it creates a crisis of leadership; he’d be better quarantined in No 10 sick but still leading the government than hospitalized.
All things are born and die.
We are so attached to living and hide death away.
You'll need a dozen nautical ounces of Winchester beans, a penn'orth of hardtack, half an ell of link sausages, some back bacon (absolutely has to be back bacon), a mark or so of black pudding (sliced Lancashire style), three-fifths of a gill tinned tomatoes, if you like, and a half-score of eggs. Top off with a hash brown, or if you're adventurous, a Staffordshire oatcake.
so maybe he's already proper fucked
Perhaps he's being transferred to a robotic body
>HURR I HATE FRIED EGG, BACON AND SAUSAGE
Those are sugar beans hu?
Fucking gringo faggots eating beans with sugar, put Chile in them like the real Mexicans do faggot
>After this crisis, remember the NHS is not drained by migrants, but sustained by them
>muslim communities getting hit harder because they won't isolate
>nigs the same
>logic dictates that minorities are the disproportionately bigger drain in this pandemic
>a pandemic brought in by Chinese migrants
Hmmm...
Has anyone seen him in hospital?
Is he in the queue at accident and emergency?
I trust neither govt or media reports
Fuck off nigger
Yeah I'm not fussed about the police, it's more the fear of some hysterical mophead who thinks anyone leaving their home is a traitor keying my car or slashing my tyres
Same here, do you live near Andover by any chance?
His brain is being transplanted into gove.
Id imagine it’s something more than routine testing. He’s had symptoms for a while now.
>not toasting the loaf after removing the inside
Degenerate.
>Has anyone seen him in hospital?
You bet your ass they want zero images if that coming out short of ones cleared for public release. Haven’t seen any as of yet, but I’m assuming they are keeping it as tight knit as possible.
Only sources are statements.
*of that coming out
T b h nobody here ever says that, it's more of an Aussie thing they sound like spastics with the way they twist words.
What if doommongs right, and bojo survives, but as a half wit with exploded balls and recurring coof - can he still be pm?
Be gone, colonial.
It wont change him lol.
Thank you sir I am literally copying this and will make it
Stop him having anymore kids, might be a good thing. He’s got about 8 now
I keep mine in a garage, so good luck. I'm awake all night, and I'll damn well leave big black number 11s outside my old manager's house at 3am if I want to.
>PM close to incapacitated
Who is the cuck in chief running the cUcK right now?
I'll coof on your brekkie you fucking yank cunt.
>muh NHS
muh NHS
>muh NHS
muh NHS
>muh NHS
muh NHS
will surely save this racist, christian PM of the cUcK
Say oregano and basil to me again burger
> yaaallll
Lmao
What the hell is that it looks delicious
Youve literally never left your house in your life