/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2973

Agreed user. Hang in there

In 5 years+

>this
And once again the coomers reign supreme

there literally are none. chinas been lying since december or sooner. central/south america and india about to explode. all the first world nations capable of testing and generating accurate models are so overwhelmed they're basically giving up testing (italy)

I'm just scared that governments are going to use this as an excuse to further intrude on our privacy like they did with 9/11

The Japanese Prime Minister spends money again,
Looks like Tedros is complimenting he.
I am completely amazed at the behavior of these people.

Better pay your rent burgers, landlords will suffer without 5 years of your unemployment as rent

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I'd say about late summer is when the deaths will fall off. Providing it doesn't relapse in winter, it will be fine.

is favipiravir working there?

Rookie numbers

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>he's afraid of dying
>he wants government to take away his rights
>he's been scared and terrorized into submission
>he's willingly participating in mass house arrest
>he'll give up his firearms when FEMA knocks at the door

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Tents are being set up around Tokyo
Emergency declaration soon

Oh they are. Every epidemiologist is going to recommend total location tracking and house arrest for anyone infected after this.

We’ll be fine, schools started again this week because the pandamic is finished

All bow before our pestilence princess, she will emerge victorious from the ashes of clown world

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
>GIVE ME CORONA OR GIVE ME DEATH!

PERCEPTION MANAGEMENT+ NUDGE THEORY = DEMOCRACY? = NO AGENCY, NO RESPONSIBILITY!
>YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE!

AI + ALGORITHMS + BIG DATA + PERSONAL DEVICES = TARGETED!!! THEY KNOW YOU LIKE YOU DON'T!!!!
>AI + ALGORITHMS + BIG DATA + PERSONAL DEVICES = TARGETED!!! THEY KNOW YOU LIKE YOU DON'T!!!!

ARAB SPRING = spontaneous uprising! sure, read the papers! Watch the news!
SYRIA CIVIL WAR
ISIS (NO AGENCY? NO RESPONSIBILITY? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WHO SHOULD GET DRONED?)
>what is war crime?
JADE HELM 2015 - MANAGING THE HUMAN DOMAIN! +
MAGA +
Q +
!!!TRUMP!!! = illegal domestic PSY-OP!

CORONA = PSY-OP to end this SHIT!!! HAIL CORONA CHAN! GIVE ME CORONA OR GIVE ME DEATH!

>WAR CRIME! WAR CRIME = DEMOCRACY?
conspiracy to commit treason
conspiracy to commit war crime
aiding in treason
>TREASON = DEMOCRACY?

>JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS, MR JUDGE! YOU CAN'T PUNISH FOR WAR CRIME A MAN WHO JUST FOLLOWS ORDERS, RIGHT?
NOW SERVING TRAITORS! GET YOURS!
>WHILE STILL WARM!

this try hard faggot is so annoying: wearing a towel and pitching a tent while larping innawoods

How likely do you think that it will be seasonal?

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is that some kind of Norse dragon?

>Japan: 354 tests per million
DEFEND THIS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:COVID-19_testing

FEAR FEAR FEAR

OBEY OBEY OBEY

SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT

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Why the fuck did you assholes have to meme this shit into reality?
My life was going good for once and now I'm trapped inside.
Gonna fucking snap soon.

I used to be scared but cops are bored now and would love to shoot some LARPers

0, sustained spread globally which currently covers mmmm every season

Spends money on what? How is anime? Will my anime be delayed?

SHUT UP AND EMBRACE THE NEW WORLD ORDER SLAVE

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i think the label name is avigan? could be wrong

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/japanese-flu-drug-clearly-effective-in-treating-coronavirus-says-china

Kek

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>I was just about to become a normie
you would have fucked it just take the L

At least you don't have corona like me.

Wait you it'll just be around all the time till there's a vaccine?

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>The Japanese Prime Minister spends money again
isnt that what pm's do? what is he using that money for?

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IT WILL END WHEN YOU SLAVES FEAR AND OBEY. FEAR AND OBEY. FEAR AND OBEY.

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>REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
>REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
>REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
>REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS
REPORT BY THE POSTED DATE FOR YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE VACCINATIONS

how did japan cope with Aum ?
did it push the country to prep for biohazard events or not? (doesnt seem to, looking at current situation)
do you remember this event or has it been forgotten?
many are too young to even know or remember outside of japan but how do japaneses see this event ?

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It will kill you to just stay home for a couple of weeks? I dont see the issue

Still fewer cases than the general number time 100. Nothingburger.

>the globalists are going to finalize instituting the nwo...by crippling the heart of globalist production in china
take your meds

based abe.
triples asserts correct decision.

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bye /cvg/, stay safe for the rest of the month!

>couple weeks
Nigger my government is saying until July at least.

Smart, might as well rush that second wave as soon as possible.

Was this the serin gas attack by that cult?

robots, what are they?

What's it been like?

>Spain numbers going down each day
I-is it over?

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Updated version

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THIS VIRUS IS A FUCKING HOAX /CHG/ ALREADY PROVED ITS ALL FAKE!!!! FUCKING /CVG/ HAPPENINGFAGS NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, THIS NOTHINGBURGER WONT CAUSE NOTHING AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE FUCK /CVG/ AND FUCK HAPPENINGFAGS

At least they purge collaborators first

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it depends if it will mutate.
influenza is seasonal because it mutates easily. if corona doesnt, then it will be pseudo-seasonal until everyone gets infected. after that, it will become measles, where it only affects kids that are not immune

something not yet built and utilized properly for replacing humans on a global or even national scale, you retard

Your wisdom is infinite

A bribe.
Just for political performance,
They spend a lot of tax.

just imagine 10 million infected niggas

I just want two weeks off. I am dying from overwork already, I don’t want to get corona.

japan slams!

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Be grateful, Yas Forums saved you once again from becoming another ''normal'' npc.

the first wave is dying down now, now we wait for the more severe second wave

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Hopefully the death toll starts accelerating upwards again

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Been coofing for a whole month, probably got only
a small viral load, but no signs of stopping yet.
Here's hoping I'm not developing pneumonia.

everyone ITT except for that one swiss and brazilian is /ptg/ talking to itself. disgusting.

I like Trump

Eventually. But that doesn't excuse caution in the meantime.

i know that feel. it happens a lot here heh....

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If you are a Japan user I suggest getting a weapon in Akihabara.

If corona won't take your lungs she will fill others with violence to take her blood sacrifice

>this posts irony

Guys help, Im gonnna,

Im gonnna

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

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>Looks like Tedros is complimenting he.
Why does this country even bother with importing all those English teachers?

wow dude, well thought out and informative all caps rant, I definitely feel like doubting myself now

i like coronachan fucking over jared kushner and manhattan

yes

LIST OF COUNTRIES 'HELPED' BY CHINESE CHARACTERISTICS

>In SPAIN, the Ministry of Health revealed that 640,000 coronavirus tests that it had purchased from a Chinese supplier were defective. In addition, a further million coronavirus tests delivered to Spain on March 30 by another Chinese manufacturer were also defective.

>CZECH news site iRozhlas reported that 300,000 coronavirus test kits delivered by China had an error rate of 80%. The Czech Ministry of Interior had paid $2.1 million for the kits

>NETHERLANDS was forced to recall 1.3 million face masks produced in China because they did not meet the minimum safety standards for medical personnel. The KN95 does not fit on the face as tightly as the N95, thus potentially exposing medical personnel to the coronavirus.

>SLOVAKIAN Prime Minister Igor Matovič said that more than a million coronavirus tests supplied by China for a cash payment of €15 million ($16 million) were inaccurate and unable to detect COVID-19. "We have a ton of tests and no use for them," he said. "They should just be thrown straight into the Danube." China accused Slovakian medical personnel of using the tests incorrectly.

>TURKISH Health Minister Fahrettin Koca said that Turkey had tried some Chinese-made coronavirus tests but authorities "weren't happy about them." Professor Ateş Kara, a member of the Turkish Health Ministry's coronavirus task force, added that the batch of testing kits were only 30 to 35% accurate: "We have tried them. They don't work. Spain has made a huge mistake by using them."

gatestoneinstitute.org/15840/china-defective-medical-equipment

>PAKISTAN was promised to receive top quality N-95 masks from china, get masks made out of underwear instead
metrosaga.com/china-sends-masks-made-of-underwear-amid-covid-19-outbreak-pakistan-news-channel/
twitter.com/majorgauravarya/status/1246278491735113730

These are the ones I found so far. Feel free to complete the list.

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your posts feel like reading telegrams.

stfu happooner piece of shit

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The "Parrot incident" was a very poor response.
The government did not understand the problem at first and left them alone.
The result is major damage on the subway.
It is the same situation now.

the skitzos who spam their death rates and Hoax pasta are the worst.

thats how you know when you've truly won, stolen memes from 2 months ago

Is it "favipiravir"?
I am skeptical of that drug.
Although it seems to be effective,
I am worried about side effects.
It seems that China is trying to disperse that.

i feel attacked lol

>reaction image instead of a coherent response to the criticism of the nigger-tier-retarded assertion that globalists are killing off thousands and replacing them with robots
i accept your surrender

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how did you get this picture of me

>tfw southern USA states are seizing ALL chloroquine and aren't letting doctors prescribe them

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can you get guns in peaceful japan?!

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>...China is trying to disperse that.
It could be a semi-clever trap.
Caution is advised.

Say sike!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5XHxRg82l4

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But that's a non-option, for submission will lead to extermination and extinction as well (possibly for everyone, including the horrifyingly evil people, for they either seem to seek the death of our species or take survival of the human species for granted). All options that are offered leads to extermination. Thus, the only option is to continue fighting, even if it means death. Which is bitter, but if that is how things are, then that is how things are.

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>that coronachan anus looking mighty tasty
>inb4 "imagine the smell" and "sniffer" anons reply
kek

that weapon shop doesn’t sell to gaijin though, they have a sign

Machete
Baton
Bat
Pepper Spray

so the country haven't take measure to avoid this situation to take place again? seems crazy, knowing that the sarin gas attack was not even the worst bioweapon they thinked of.
How is it now that the cult has split? Are they under close surveillance?