ITT: we write a Biden Speech one or two words at a time. I'll start:

pushups man lets go

malarkey

Scranton guy

please clap

White kids

shanghai shivers my ass

Boondoggle at the ol'young pussy saloon.

Flapjack said ol he said ol jojo (what a train calls their roost if you know what I mean) he said, "ol Jojo lemme touch your leg hair like the alligator man used to do."

Anyways here’s Wonderwall

President Obama

Pony

Bend over

Trump said

>Hide thread.

I'm eating

What I meant to say was...

It's Huge

smell sweeter than hershey bars

Time for the old medicine

cornpops

*sniffs a loli*

corn pops

Black people

Diddling children

I LEAD POWER

In my

poor kids

smells good

now gettin back to ol jojo ... he was a real "bad boy" lemme tell ya

Cornpop, Jack

pushup contest right here

Call me, here’s my number

I’m not joking!

you're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier

And the over that at the one place when I was at ah the other guys thing he went to I was there and they told me

Home of

in Wisconsin

To be honest with you on the internet for a week and you need to leave

Stop the malarkey and

My sister

History will judge

pony soldier

Is mywife.

But I can't

Black people

look fat

Trump is

The phonograph, Barack

Whoa wait mintue

However my good friend

with roaches on my legs, my hairy legs

trump

In my comfy trousers

Cornchip rugamuffin

Prepared a nice

niggers did this

That girl gave me consent

I’ll kick your ass

No, no, no...what I meant was

And I forgot

My buddy

CORNIES GIVE ME CORN

on Super Thursday

Damn Daniel

In all seriousness, the coronavirus pandemic will continue until close to the election, possibly before or after, and no one will give a shit about Biden. Trump will easily be re-elected unless he does something incredibly stupid like opening up quarantines before the spread is contained and kills a lot of people.

servicable neurons amount

My wife

I'm getting tired

These thread have been around for ages on pol and they're fucking awful and pointless

Corn nig