NZ Pol

Sweet as bro

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Anyone want to do a New Zealand history quiz? Will come up with some relatively obscure questions.

Sweet as, bro.

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do it

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let's start with some place name autism

Which town in New Zealand was originally known as Port Louis-Philippe?

What was the original name of the New Zealand Company's settlement at Petone, which was quickly abandoned and replaced by Wellington?

What town was originally known by the Danish name "Mellemskov"?

Which touristy area in the South Island was originally known as Pembroke, but now has a Maori name?

Which region of New Zealand has place names themed on British India, including those of Generals, Politicians and Battlefields?

In which region were the villages of Sankt Paulidorf, Sarau, Neudorf, Schönbach, Ranzau and Rosenthal?

why does that poor sheep have blue on it

Chocolate fish to the winner

What day was celebrated as "Dominion Day" in early 1900s New Zealand?

Who was the first New Zealand born Victoria Cross winner?

What year was the Declaration of Independence of New Zealand signed?

In which battle during the Musket Wars did the crew of a European trading post defend a Maori village from attacking tribes, making use of several cannons?

In what year did the "Old Man Flood" take place, killing more than one hundred?

Who was the first New Zealand soldier killed in action during any war?

Who was the only man to ever serve two terms as Governor of New Zealand?

Which New Zealand Prime Minister said that "New Zealand was created for the white man"?

Who was the first man to discover gold in Otago, starting the Gold Rush of the 1800s?

Akaroa, Britannia, Eketāhuna, Wanaka, Hawke’s Bay, Tasman

it votes national, red means it votes labour

>Your government made it impossible for me to fly home

Changes to the lockdown have been made for foreign nationals to take domestic flights, buses or trains to get to Auckland to get the fuck out, so don't overstay your welcome. I assume you're flying Air NZ in order to leave, call them and they will sort everything out for you, you should be able to change your flight for free and there is still 1-2 flights a night going to LA, unsure about other parts of the US. If you need any more info, send me a (you) and i'll go looking for you.

Good job, heres some more questions

Who was the first British Royal to ever visit New Zealand?

What country's flag did Hone Heke fly from his waka when he raided and burnt Russell?

Which Spanish ship visited New Zealand in the 1700s and named a number of places in the South Island?

Which harbour did the early missionaries name the "Gambier River"?

Which names were used by the New Zealand Company, New Munster & New Ulster, or North & South Durham?

Who was the only Wellington casualty of the 1855 magnitude 8.5 earthquake?

Which team was the only one to defeat the All Blacks on their original 1905 tour of the United Kingdom?

26 September
William Hardham VC
1835
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1863?
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Sir George Grey
Richard Seddon?
Gabriel Read

Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Alfred Ernest Albert
?
?
Hokianga Harbour
New Munster & New Ulster
Baron von Alzdorf
Wales (we wuz robbed)

Where was the kiwipol thread yesterday? I had to go to bed unsatisfied

fuck this thread other than the room
sage niggers

Cody Harrington has aids

Just stay there

>six60
The last word in basic bitch music. That 'roots' song cracks me up though, pretty much explains the polynesian mindset "dont forget your roots, g - any money, any success you have, you have to share it with all of us. You will never escape our shitty, leeching culture. Your employable cuzzies will drag you into the gutter no matter how hard you try'

>employable
Unemployable. Worth it for the bump

Correct
Cecil d'Arcy was the first VC, born in Wanganui 1850 and KIA in Zululand in 1881.
Correct
The Siege of Ngamotu
Correct
Private William Reilly, Auckland Volunteer Militia, KIA at Ohaeawai, June 30 1845
Correct
William Massey, not Seddon, though seddon said similar stuff
Correct
Correct
American flag, given to him by American traders near Russell who had told him about the US Revolution.
The Descubierta
Correct
Actually New Munster/Ulster were the governments names, given by the Irish Governor Hobson. The NZ Company had planned on using the Durham names.
Correct
Correct

Dirty fucking eurotrash get fucked.

I like the cultural difference between Canterbury and Otago desu

Normies are starting to question lockdown lmfao

Stuck in the hostel have left me with little more to do that scour the net for any info. My situation is rather complicated. I was hiking on the South Island and came into St. Arnaud after the lockdown HD been announced. Airlines were selling bogus tickets and I couldn’t buy a ticket directly with air NZ at the airport. That’s when I caught wind of the Dutch government planning to send planes. Then Jarcinda put a halt to them, and has now slowed them to land again. I’m on a list and currently waiting for a flight.

They'll forever be able to hide behind "nooo, the lockdown saved tens of thousands of lives,and there is no way to disprove this"

What if with a North Island canterbury the frogs in akaroa took over half of the south island
>New Zealand Quebec
darkest timeline

Slowed = allowed. Plus, I can’t fly with commercial flights through LA because I have a 6 month visa approved for the states waiting for me to hand my passport in (in the Netherlands). They denied my esta application because of that. So transit in the states is impossible.

To be fair, I was being a bit salty. I actually really enjoyed New-Zealand. I just think a lot of people are morons. However that’s the case wherever you go, so it’s not exactly New-Zealand’s fault.

Imagine all the muslims they'd let in. On the plus side march 15 would've been a mussie shooting up a church, which the media would never bring up again instead of beating us over the head with it

You had 2 months warning, you did this to yourself.

interesting

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There are so many ways Western European countries are superior to New-Zealand it’s actually rather funny.

>hurr hurr muh eastur buny

I adore the infantilisation of politics.

Nice retrospect vision you have there buddy. It would be fine for me to stay. Kiwi girls are handing over pussy like it’s nothing. Guess it’s just easy to come off more interesting than any kiwi stupid cunt. It wouldn’t be all that bad. I’d just have to deal with you stupid fucks all the time.

extremely original meme nobody steal

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Why is there always some trash foreigner in every nz thread trying to act all condescending lol. Theres a reason why people flock to nz, and it isnt because it's a shithole

It’s because the countryside is beautiful. The rest is shit.

Oh, and LotR.

Arent you guys filled to the brim with chinks and pajeets?
From what Ive seen maoris are the ones who are against flooding your country with subhumans but the 'whites' are intent on turning the place into a chinese/indian colony
lol

Auckland is like walking around an Asian city.

How so?

Out of curiosity is to due to having decent sized populations and competition? Culture wise?

We have basic bitch politicians who want to flood us with mud races because it's "what they do in Europe". White kiwis have no interest in being anything like the 3000 square mile homogenized mudhole west of Hungary, however

Then why are you here then you Dutch faggot?

but the basic bitch politicians are white
also you voted for them

To fucking do the Te Araroa. It’s a great hiking country, especially the South Island.

Almost certainly chased out of his own country by muslims, its very sad really

No they aren't? One of them is literally a yank and is culturally American, the rest are all some weird mix.

Jacinda didnt win the vote, she just gave Winston enough gibs to become PM

All our politicians are traitors, but that's a worldwide problem really

Hahaha I bet you dress like a fag too.
> hiking
Lol we just call it going for a walk here

Winnie was never going to go with National, he has a decades long beef with bill english. God he must've loved sticking the knife in and giving the win to labour

>the rest are all some weird mix.
yeah New Zealanders
your system allowed her to become president
not really

It’s the population size and wealth. Plus, your education system is pretty sheit. When asking around it sounded like half of your youth doesn’t even go to school on a regular basis. Just imagine what comes from that.

Thats not true and you know it. For all our faults were you treated well for the most part?
Robbed, raped, beaten?
Dont know if you know this but the stereotype of the dutch is that theyre an aloof, arrogant race who are seemingly incapable of pleasantries.
Two way street and all that.

Why does she speak to us as if we are children?

Why can't tova keep her fucking mouth shut?

Why did I lose my job and have to move back in with mom for a mild cold that is going to kill like 3 fucking boomers max?

I'm getting cabin fever, there's only so much netflix and walks I can do before I lose my mind

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Actually you faggots call it tramping. Oh, and I sure as hell look like a fag while hiking. It’s very hard not to, unless you want to have a bad time. Let’s not get started on NZ fashion though.

In Europe its standard procedure to travel to the other side of the world in order to go for a walk in order to avoid getting raped and/or murdered by a muslim invader

>president

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>he fell for the muh amazing beautiful friendly NZ meme
nz is almost as shit as the people in it bro, its your fault for being naive

Whatever you call the leader their.
Wasnt she a radio host?

>caring about fashion
typical yurofag

Like I said, actually most people I dealt with were super friendly. Most of them just had the mental capabilities of a child. And generalizations are just that, they don’t apply to everyone. Actually met some smart folk. Your country is fine, just pissed off about the whole lockdown thing ruining my trip. I blame Jacinda for it.

>Didn't prep for this in January.
>Calls those who did stupid fucks.
>pic related

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