>Attorney-General Christian Porter has said the JobKeeper payment will not be extended to casuals other than those who have worked for 12 months with a single employer. Labor believes the package should be expanded, but will pass it on Wednesday regardless
>The Ruby Princess has come into Port Kembla to restock before a 10-day isolation period. Police have launched an investigation into the cruise ship fiasco
* Telcos Optus, Telstra and Vodafone have given the government access to everyones data so they can monitor in real time where everyone is.
Given the virus will never be fully eradicated, all measures brought in will never be wound back.
Looking forward to endless police drones, mobile phone tracking, mandatory mobile phones for immediate presentation to any police officer requesting it ...
Also, no more mixed dancing, requiring police officers with tape measures.
Hand in your gun loicence if you wish to get the eventual UBI.
> 1 week away > then 6 months testing via phase 1, 2, 3 and 4 trials, unless its discovered to not work at all.
Jayden Gomez
Sort of me >pretty smart guy >went to uni, got useless degree >never used it >no useful qualifications >been working in construction since then >jack of all master of none with no qualifications
Need to pick a career soon and fucking get qualified. At least i moved overseas for a bit which probably makes normies think im interesting even though my life is boring as fuck and im married which gives the illusion of success i suppose
Jayden Ortiz
Just download grinr. Im sure you can find a dick to suck without the gym
Ian Young
>This morning the hulking white Ruby Princess and its helpless 1040 crew sailed into Port Kembla, 80 kilometres south of Sydney
theres a company that doesnt shove race mixing down our throats?
nah i like bigw they have good prices and i like their self serve checkouts i hate being served by anyone really people are shit
Joseph Ramirez
Farmer here, fuck you dole bludging maggots !
Austin King
sell more meat to chinks faggot
Jaxon Diaz
all companies are doing it. you'll see gook children or nigger children. why they are catering to the 1% of the country is beyond me. I used to masturbate to the best and less catalogue when i was a kid but now they have fat bitches in there and niggers
Connor Walker
how come it's usually losers that use the word loser im a loser but its mostly self inflicted its not because i am genetic dog shit
Bentley Hill
Maybe you should pay more if you want people to pick your watermelon trees
Remember the times when instagram didnt exist and chicks didnt post slutty photos constantly under the guise of irony
Dylan Gutierrez
pre-internet the best and less catalogue was a kids best friend sometimes big w catalogue would have some knockers in it in the bra section but best and less was god-tier
Nolan Bell
Yeah i was always pretty worried mum would wonder where the catalogues had gone haha
I hope Corona killers all the doctors so the standard for a medical license drops to something reasonable Always wanted to be a doctor but really don’t care to learn all the bullshit
Luis Hill
Drop out here. How are you frens doing
Henry King
>enjoy your measly $1200 tfw we'll be getting another $750 in the next round of funding and $20 of that is gonna be spent on a night with your mums gaping asshole
harvested my first crop of grain and garlic on the way, digging in to some beanz and tuna chilli to celebrate 110% self sufficient... wheres the farm wife lads doesnt mean much without one
me: they're using this as an excuse to ban cash her: i believe them it's because of corona me: who owns the media?\ her: silence me: mega rich people that's who so you believe mega rich people? her: piss off
im gonna go and race mix lads it's over
Aiden Allen
yeah they always had the most perfect white blondes
Dominic Myers
Anybody in Tasmania need some work. I need somebody to pick my watermelon trees before they start rotting on the branches. I'm willing to pay $0.05 per ton picked. I'm also willing to provide share housing accommodation as well as 3 watermelons a day for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Mason Taylor
When will everything but supermarkets and costs be closed I'm sick of work
Carson Lee
$? /thread
Bentley Morris
sorghum, an initial seed store batch. got plenty of bush grain around me though just takes 100X longer to harvest the shit
Gavin Bennett
>Using a peer-reviewed simulator Like the thing that predicted sea level rise.
whats not so cool as is my dogs currently crated as she is showing signs of rabies after doing a ninja flip and chomping a bat, cunts probably given it to me but i guess well find out in 2 years
