/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2970

Corona-chan loves you, user! You love her back, don't you?

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death rate is fucking under .4% for anyone under 45 you dumb fucking nigger

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is Boris gunna be okay?

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Yeah but.....you're not getting REM sleep. Pot heads are sleep deprived zombies.

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finally! A pol-tard with a braincell.

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WAKE ME UP WHEN CORONA ENDS

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This looks oddly familiar

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>10 days with mild symptoms
>taken to hospital with a precaution
Not looking good for BoJo.

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Average time in a respirator is 20 days

Spanish cardiologist receive autopsy reports from Italy
twitter.com/MAecocardio/status/1245693644025233408

Translation

Macroscopically, the lungs appear stained, with hyperemic / hemorrhagic areas alternating with pink areas. Histologically, some areas are severely emphysematous, with vastly dilated blood vessels (up to 20 times the norm) that often replace microthrombi.
In many cases, diffuse alveolar damage (DAD) is evident, with scaling of pneumocytes, formation of hyaline membranes, and fibrotic exudate (as in ARDS). It appears as a high-flow syndrome, with hepatomegaly, and dilated portal vessels with diffuse thrombosis. at all levels.
Even the heart seems enlarged, it always has a hydropericardium and a marked left ventricular hypertrophy (But hypertensive patients are almost always on anamnesis)
In one case, they observed a thrombus that almost completely obstructed the superior vena cava and the right atrium. They have often noticed the rise of the diaphragm, indicating that at one point the lungs no longer expand, associated with hepatomegaly.
While waiting to have data on CNS samples, Sessa requested a biopsy of the olfactory mucosa, COVID-19 classically gives anosmia and ageusia, could reach the brainstem trans-synaptically starting from the peripheral nerve endings of the olfactory or lingual nerve.
(thus as from the innervation of the lungs) In this scenario, part of the respiratory failure could be caused by direct damage of the virus in the nuclei of the brain stem (ambiguous nucleus, from the solitary tract).

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I've been wondering about if the immunosuppressive qualities of cannabis could have a good effect on this like HCQ has.

Predictions on changes in the top 10 rankings this week?

How's your supplies, /cvg/?

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everyone laugh at this nigger

>20% death rate

yeah if you are 95 years old top kek

for anyone under 45 the death rate is .4% or less based on all information from all nations for the past three months

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reminder to all red-blooded americans that you absolutely must exercise your right to PHYSICALLY REMOVE any and all threats to your life, especially those spreading biological agents

If im a dependant but receive social security does that mean im still eligible for some trumpbux

He dead.

I'm all out

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>flaming toilet plungers
legit kek'ed out loud here

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If South Korea is doing such a great job why can't they contain it yet? Contract tracing like mother fuckers but oh whats that? The asymptomatic spread makes it impossible to stop? Oh my gaaaawd

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>the virgin tiki torch vs the chad flaming toilet plunger

I WOOONA SEE MY FOOOOOOOOOOKIN' FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
Does the flu also kill doctors in droves?
Why has China locked down 750 million people and damaged its economy?
Are you smarter than China?

I'll be giving this shit to local doctors.

kek look at this minuscule death rate for young people even in the hard hit spain

if you are under 50, only way you die from this is if you have aids or god hates you

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British schizo meets American schizo. Despite spamming the same messages in the same threads for a month, they never noticed each other.

Well it has been known for months that cats and dogs are carriers so tigers aren't surprising but it is noteworthy to me because tigers are kept separated from zoo guests for obvious reasons, and yet the tiger still got infected.

And zoos were closed in NY some 16 days ago.
Did a zookeeper contaminate the tigers' food with his coof hands and then feed it to them?

>muh exponential growth

supposedly we were supposed to have 500.000 dead now. Where is it? It barely moved since yesterday. Happeningfaggots absolutely BTFO

kek

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i think i got drunk
weverythings gonna be ok right..?
my grandma did bad things but i love her
her job won't let her go...it's gonna be okayt right?

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normal fags should off themselves

>rand paul gets tested for corona
>wanders around the senate for a week
>shaking hands, going to lunch, hitting the gym
>test comes back positive
>all his colleges are exactly in the age range that has most to fear from this disease
>their response?
>business as usual, meeting in person, not giving a fuck
if the people in the age category most at risk for this disease don't seem to give a fuck, why should you?

Corona virus bought the dip

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>flaming toilet plungers

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How long with the Normies Lose their Normalcy Bias and Start Rioting and Accelerate Coronas Death Choke?

And 50-80% still die

If he's in the hospital then he's probably in a ventilator. Things arent looking good for him

At least Wuhan is back on its feet. That's a good sign.

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Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

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Wow! Smarter than the Chinese gov't! Smarter than the Mossad! Woohoo!

based user, destroyer of doomfag virgins
it's hilarious seeing these nignog virgin fags get angry at your posts, even when you post wrong shit

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Lack of REM =/= sleep deprivation

Weedheads just dont dream is all

nope at this rate 300k americans will be dead

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Those asses won’t wipe themselves.

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Yeah... alot of that is gonna be permanent. Emphysema is permanent.

I want to eat A&W.

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I stopped smoking for a bit cause my lungs were really starting to hurt

based

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Did skype shut down? I missed this.

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIME LIKE THIS WHEN POL CHIMPED OUT THIS MUCH?

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You do you, nothingburgers, I'll do me.
I am expecting 50 million deaths in the USA over the next 12 months in accordance with the information I have at my disposal.
You can expect whatever makes you sleep best. I couldn't care less. Cheers, CDC.

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Imagine you try to make patreon bucks with this crap.

kek lads i will say death rate for people under 45 right now in new york is a comedic .55%..thanks for some cvg cuck for doing this math.

after factoring in unreported recovery’s we can safely say the death rate in ny is under .4%

cvg fucking rekt again

even if it is .55% for people under 50 that’s still pretty fucking weak lads

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Boris go bye bye

IN ENGLISH, DOC!

2016 election year
same thing
same bots
different words

2nd wave NOW, fellow STALKER

the dude is almost certainly on a ventilator. I'm sure he was choking down coofs for all 10 of those days. Utter denial. This looks HORRIBLE to the public him going to the hospital. There was no other way this was going to happen unless it was a fucking emergency. This is on the same level of "Oh yeah and Trumps in the hospital with coronavirus"

twitter.com/ChuckeEChaves/status/1246991927997841408

If he needs a ventilator theres a really good chance he dies soon

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GIVE PRAISE

wtf the content in this timeline could not be conceived by a human mind

For me, it was only a matter of time. It will jump again. And again.

I euthanized my pets two months ago. Do you really need another potential vector or three in your living space?

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Good money right now if you're willing to risk it - travel contracts anyway.

my grandma and my family will b oeokay

West is fucked

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but he won
and so will coronachan

I hope not, if we can’t get eugenics out of this mess, what good is any of it.

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I'm sure the virus is terrified.

>based user, destroyer of doomfag virgins
Among them the US government.
Man, Trump's so stupid. Sweden on the other hand -- they're doing it right!

Soooo...Any HCQ-chans yet?

kek kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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It'd only matter if you were old.