/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2969

She loves you, user.

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Here's the vid enjoy fellow frens.

youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo

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Yes

no

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Did the corona hoax general take the nothingburgers out or is mossad still nuking this general?

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fuck off nigger

Why is she so perfect Yas Forumsros?

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Making an archive on how many "cure" announcements were made until a real one was made. I got the HCQ and Zinc ones covered.

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The reporters though

youtu.be/TQhb1P3sMVs
Can anybody tell me why the public isn't looking into this?

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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twitter.com/__ice9/status/1246927183244857346?s=19

How can we make sure Trump sees this and cuts the red tape?

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

It's hilarious how every extrovert completely losing their shit over having to stay in the house for a few weeks. Ten days inside and they're on fucking suicide watch. What a joke.

just checking the numbers before bed
>69
noice
doubt it hit 69420 at anypoint did it?

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My favorite part of all this is the massive amount of drinking alone posts I'm seeing on social media. Plenty of people are going to walk out of this chronic alcoholics.

Erectile dysfunction kills people?

Yoink'd

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Nigger

The 7 o'clock cheering us making it hard to hear my porn. What do?

for a bunch of tough-as-nails doomfags you fucks get really assblasted, it's almost like you have an emotional connection to this whole thing

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>Total nothing burger
Like Muslim terrorism in the UK.

>checked and kekd
pic saved

You know why. The DOD took that project black and kicked the creator out in to the cold when he would not play ball.
That is not for the likes of common folk like you and me
Oh and fuck them if they are watching me type. FUCK YOU!

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went from 69418 to 69435
fucking Mexico

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Went from 69 418 to 69 423 maybe an hour ago

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>NYC wants a medical draft

Why do they keep asking for shit? Are people not staying at home? wtf.

How's your supplies, /cvg/?

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
美國真沒用,美國人命真不值錢啊

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Give me some good news, I don't care what it's about, maybe you found a shekel today or talked to your family, or maybe there's a cool update to your favorite game, idc just give me some good news.

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So, more cases today than Sunday? Seems like there’s been less testing

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no this is right my bad,

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Fuck hoaxfags. I seriously wish a long and painful death for them, drowning in their own lung fluids.

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>chink runes

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Anyone going to call out Dr Birx is blatantly lying and knows what horrors are to come?

It causes less slaves to be born each year, goyim.

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How the hell did toiler paper become such a meme? You can literally use kitchen napkins which last the same or not be a fucking animal and wash yourself with water, which is more hygienic

i can think of no circumstance where i would hoard toiler paper over food or water

it has been the same for every sunday since this whole thing started, less tests, less doctors working, less everything

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untouched

They're already using plasma exchange in hospitals; it's up to the doctors.

I'd try full on blood transfusions then IVIG, though. That's just me, though.

>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
Not enough.

I love that pic. If only the artist didn't forget the wings.

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Corona virus friended my ex on Facebook

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>living with parents
>all 3 of us have chest congestion and a cough
>i'm coughing up green
>none of us really feel sick
Are we just lucky or is it gonna get worse from here?

>a fifth of ICUs in England haven't have a single Coronavirus patient

hmm

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Along with the navy guy calling her Dr Brix and the apparent stuttering and sweating.

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I was reading people are literally going to grocery stores to be around other people rather than because they need supplies.

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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So just how much worse is this disease than they're saying

There's no fucking way that the gubmint literally shuts down the entire world and risks causing a recession and all the rest of it for something that only kills 80+ year olds.

What do they know that we don't

发起第二波

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What supplies?

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Kenshiro.jpg

what an image

only going to get worse because america is fuck huge and you'll guys still have interstate travel & going to re-infect each other

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586138781812.webm

>how was this memed
MSM showed a single video of a bunch of people buying toilet paper to make preping look retarded. Don't act like they didn't beg everyone not to buy food for a month straight before a record shattering and astronomical number of people were laid off.

I'm losing weight and getting in better shape because of the quarantine

:/
amid pandemic but wont break out an experimental antiviral, sticks with antimalarial that might make you deaf and blind

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Better to fool people into hording TP instead of food.

i love her too
my living goddess, instrument of perfect justice, corona-chan!
the wages of our sins made manifest can't be this cute!

You forgot
>international flights and long distance intracountry travel still happening

Corona is a dry cough, like asthma.

Most likely bronchitis, which gets better on its own.

Is that you Alestair? Is this the introduction to the opposite zone?

she knows the public is too fucking dumb to follow simple directions and 300k deaths is unavoidable at this point

Based corona sparing white rural Britain

At some point, the police are going to stop showing up. I hope someone who lives closer to this guy can have a talk with him then

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That's great, I'm proud of you user.

*fewer

["The lion sleeps tonight" playing in the distance]

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make the gooks pay
bitchute.com/video/l4qrej1w0fex/

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