PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST A BLIP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470975-1/
youtu.be/_N-J7MRUo0Y
>War Room Weekly! 4/5/20
youtu.be/IAX4g1tXFAo
>DefSec Esper on ThisWeekABC 4/5/20
youtu.be/KEuEv09Me9U
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 4/5/20
youtu.be/AVI9JdHdGoU
>SG Adams on FoxNewsSun 4/5/20
youtu.be/1qdoa_V19zQ
>SG Adams on MtP 4/5/20
youtu.be/QrQLRMDzftw
>FDACommr Hahn on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147232536001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on C-SPAN Q&A 4/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470853-1/
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 4/5/20
youtu.be/jJSfz7POzM8
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147243192001
>Giuliani on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
youtu.be/mlqzaIDnWFQ (pt1)
youtu.be/4Z0KApWswbQ?t=975 (pt2)
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Michael Knowles (Lara) 4/5/20
youtu.be/1aByHWTc1XU
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/mntBUWX3gi0
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>EnSec Brouillette on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/M1wYG45qrbs
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/t3QvoyLJtQg

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MAGA

>Memeflags think their points are more superior.

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MAGA

BOTUS is BACK
charlotterosepence.co/marlon-bundo.html

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I like Trump

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Make white babies!

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MAGA

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drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumpf

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MAGA

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Maga

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Please bee sure to only reply to memeflag chads, the national flags have no ideology and are rootless nationalists.

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Make yourself thirst-inducing by the time we get out of quarantine!

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a shut-in NEET

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Based frogfriend

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That's funny.

Full story here:
archive.is/Z3q0P
>Fauci's mention of anecdotal evidence "just set Peter off," said one of the sources. Navarro pointed to the pile of folders on the desk, which included printouts of studies on hydroxychloroquine from around the world. Navarro said to Fauci, "That's science, not anecdote," said another of the sources.

>"There has never been a confrontation in the task force meetings like the one yesterday," said a source familiar with the argument. "People speak up and there's robust debate, but there's never been a confrontation. Yesterday was the first confrontation."

About fucking time.

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Cute!

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Got a new proxy, eh?

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> kitty gets put down tomorrow
> found a vet willing to let me be with him despite the virus bullshit
Slightly less amgry and depressed

>tries extra hard to make 300 exactly
That's right you fucking faggot, dance for me. You will never be anything more than my plaything, in this life or the next

Coronavirus State Infection Rate
April 5

Format
State: [total infected % of pop.] (+change from previous day), [positive test %]
(The positive test % serves as a poor man's confidence level. The higher percent, the less likely they are testing enough and so the real infection rate is likely higher)

NY: 0.632% (+0.042%), 40.697%
NJ: 0.422% (+0.038%), 45.645%
LA: 0.280% (+0.011%), 21.567%
MA: 0.180% (+0.011%), 17.376%
CT: 0.159% (+0.011%), 24.388%
MI: 0.157% (+0.015%), 34.358%
DC: 0.141% (+0.014%), 14.603%
WA: 0.105% (+0.005%), 9.081%
PA: 0.090% (+0.009%), 14.800%
IL: 0.089% (+0.007%), 19.083%
RI: 0.087% (+0.011%), 11.379%
CO: 0.086% (+0.007%), 20.711%
VT: 0.082% (+0.008%), 7.779%
DE: 0.069% (+0.008%), 9.623%
GU: 0.068% (+0.011%), 18.512%
IN: 0.066% (+0.007%), 19.473%
GA: 0.063% (+0.003%), 24.224%
ID: 0.061% (+0.004%), 10.730%
MD: 0.060% (+0.008%), 12.736%
NV: 0.060% (+0.003%), 10.908%
FL: 0.058% (+0.004%), 10.890%
MS: 0.055% (+0.006%), 22.693%
TN: 0.053% (+0.005%), 8.020%
UT: 0.050% (+0.006%), 5.196%
NH: 0.049% (+0.004%), 8.329%
VI: 0.040% (+0.002%), 15.789%
SC: 0.040% (+0.003%), 10.798%
WI: 0.039% (+0.003%), 8.263%
MO: 0.039% (+0.001%), 8.687%
CA: 0.038% (+0.004%), 12.904%
AL: 0.038% (+0.004%), 14.077%
ME: 0.035% (+0.001%), 7.167%
OH: 0.035% (+0.003%), 9.240%
WY: 0.035% (+0.002%), 6.179%
OK: 0.032% (+0.002%), 47.192%
AZ: 0.031% (+0.003%), 8.278%
VA: 0.031% (+0.003%), 11.140%
NM: 0.030% (+0.004%), 3.708%
MT: 0.028% (+0.002%), 4.513%
AR: 0.028% (+0.003%), 7.445%
IA: 0.028% (+0.003%), 8.007%
ND: 0.027% (+0.003%), 3.050%
SD: 0.027% (+0.003%), 4.291%
HI: 0.026% (+0.001%), 2.864%
KS: 0.026% (+0.002%), 9.084%
NC: 0.025% (+0.001%), 6.650%
OR: 0.025% (+0.002%), 5.643%
AK: 0.025% (+0.002%), 2.944%
TX: 0.024% (+0.002%), 9.931%
KY: 0.021% (+0.001%), 5.731%
NE: 0.019% (+0.002%), 6.131%
WV: 0.018% (+0.002%), 3.666%
MN: 0.017% (+0.001%), 3.492%
PR: 0.015% (+0.001%), 13.388%
MP: 0.014% (+0.000%), 38.095%
AS: 0.000% (+0.000%), 0.000%

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when do "journalists" get quarantined from life?
is there some Q-shit saying it'll happen soon?

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twitter.com/aravosis/status/1246270041416503296

Can't believe Drumpf is giving all the federal equipment to Red states.

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I have a feeling we're going to be nostalgic about coronachan by the fall desu. Enjoy this while it's happening.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE NEEDS TO BE BILLIONS DEAD SO I CAN CROSS MY ARMS AND SMUGLY SAY ORANGE MAN BAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT YOU CAN'T TRY TO TREAT IT JUST LET DR. JESUS FAUCI MAKE A ((((((((((VACCINE)))))))))) WITH BILL GATES' GUIDANCE

STOP

BEING

ORANGE

MAN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Gargling cum? Yeah, i'm thinking i'm down.

IT'S HAPPENING

CUOMO MANDATES THAT ALL CITIZENS OF NYC MUST SHOW DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF DRUMPF'S ILLEGAL QUARANTINE AND GO GET NIPPLE RINGS

just another two weeks bro

USA USA USA

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>Memeflag

>literally MADE for BBQ
What’s /ptg/ eating for dinner?

For me, it’s beans and rice (broke into my emergency rice/beans bags)

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.... Well?

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this thread is just a fucking mess today

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F.

sorry about your feline friend, user.
Remember the good times and how happy you made each other!

mew.

F

what is the point of this nightly dump when there 1, 500 websites doing the exact same thing but with better stats and maps

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I knew they were "liberals", but the derangement is actually frightening

h1n1

So BASED

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Yes, lets lock down the whole country because New York.

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Loved hearing trump shit on vaccines and push hcq.

Atkins keto bar. I'm making some lifestyle changes during the crisis.

I baked some pizza.

these are the longest 2 weeks of my life

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>tfw the Olympics will never be this aesthetic again
youtu.be/H3LOPhRq3Es

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why are you killing your cat?
Story time?

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F

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? No. It's just an Awoo.

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It is uniquely unfortunate for Lori’s skull that her boss at this time has a bust of Lincoln.

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A pack of instant breakfast, 3 donuts, and 50 ounces of fortified beer. That's all the fuel this machine needs to maga

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F

When I had to put mine down years ago, who I had since I was 3, I was on vacation. I had to watch over face time. I miss him a lot

BASED

AWOO

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F

>Just the flu bro

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but the carbs bro

Where were you when you witnessed the end of Obamaleaf?

and then another two weeks
and then another two weeks
and then im laid off
wonderful

>today
It's the weekend, except with shut downs every day is the weekend

To the outside world, the entire country is New York, govt assholes are just playing along so that eurofags feel smart

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fuck shit is happening here
just heard helos and at least one jet
it had to be a jet, nothing else makes that sound

fuck, bros

Snopes said that bottom tweet never happened, user.

bro. im so fucking bored I could cry

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>implying implications

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Better than my mom when her cat died. She took the cat to the vet and just left her there to die and be disposed of. Mom was glad to be rid of her, because that was originally Dad's cat: they each had a favored cat out of a pair that they got at the same time. Mom's cat died long ago, and then Dad died, so Mom ended up caring for Dad's cat, which she resented to the bitter end.

WOW New York is really killing it if you know what I’m implying

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COMPILATION ON FAUCI

>COMPILATION ON FAUCI

COMPILATION ON FAUCI

>COMPILATION ON FAUCI

COMPILATION ON FAUCI

>COMPILATION ON FAUCI

COMPILATION ON FAUCI

>COMPILATION ON FAUCI

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The parts of me that aren't drunkenly Irish are drunkenly Slavic and maybe just a smidge of drunkenly injun. If I don't consume carbs, I turn into a skeleton and die

>if I delete it then it never happened

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No arguments detected.

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>"Gee why are there memeflags on only Yas Forums for?"

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taters are ok but you're on thin ice

I didn’t ask for this feel

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he ate his tp supply

When will people start flagellation in the streets

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is trumpf heinz or demihertz

F. Post kot.

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>I'm going to be nostalgic about normies being hysterical
I doubt it

F
Give 'er a headpat from us, brother

Animal transmission was always a concern, just look back to the people in Wuhan tossing their cats out of their apartment windows.

Now that animal transmission is confirmed, is it time for the doggocaust?

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>with shut downs every day is the weekend
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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¡Carlos!

At least you got to watch. I just got a phone call after the fact.
>oh hey user your childhood dog is dead

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If you’re half Irish and half Slavic how could you possibly be part savage?

Sorry to hear user. It's never ever easy... it's okay to be sad. All those good memories and love come back with time even if it doesn't feel like it ever will, right now.

Heart condition?

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Does it count if the donuts are made of potato?

Sirloin tips

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hospitals should be getting a lot more flak than they have been

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And then one day

Fuck this little kike

Is this counting the dying he shipped upstate where new cases are now exploding?

WRONG

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Dammit, I am a big sad now... F

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Stop using this flag right now.

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I smell a nigger in this thread.

>ongoing war against immigrants
Where do I enlist?

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>is it time for the doggocaust
The authorities will take my doggos over my dead body.

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The Irish parts of my family are bigger niggers than the slavs, but I can sell my hair to wigmakers so great grandpappy McCormack gets a pass in my book for his transgressions

Why would someone not want promotion of Christianity, unless they were not Christian?

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also are albedo and ulquiorra related or did he reincarnate as a big tiddy npc?
I dont believe such a thing exists

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F

These guys are worse than Alex Jones

*dabs*

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Jesus. Are chinks incapable of love?

Yeah I’m think this post is based

Dogniggers deserve the giftgas

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>people who don't know how viruses work

>absolutely no explaination

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you'd think even the atheists would want it as it stops the muslim "death to apostates" philosophy but then you remember atheists and jews are one and the same