/chg/ - Corona Hoax General - SHAMDEMIC EDITION

SARS-CoV-2 is not significantly different from that for common coronaviruses that have been around for years. THE common cold and other respiratory infections renamed and with the statistics skewed to make it look more deadly than it actually is.
Normal flu's fatality rate is calculated from ESTIMATED CASES, which includes assumed millions of people that will get it but have little or no symptoms and don't go to the hospital.
"Coronavirus" fatality rate is calculated from CONFIRMED CASES which includes only people with symptoms grave enough to make them go to the hospital, which obviously results in a higher death rate. Thus these absurd 1-4% fatality rates instead of the normal 0.1% for flu season.
On top of that, the test kits for coronavirus are experimental and often give false positives. People with severe respiratory infections are often being tested multiple times under the argument that the virus is hard to detect and thus false positives are more likely, resulting in an extremely inflated death rate.

Use your brain. If you believe any of this "deadly virus" shit you have been memed. You fell for a massive scam.

CoroHoax

This

>anything related to questioning the narrative is called /ptg/

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If I wanted to read about /cvg/'s opinions, I could open up any MSM source. They have a political agenda to push. Why incessantly tell people they need to panic about a virus? Elites are masturbting furiously over all the Constitutional rights they get to take away wholesale. Right to peacebly assemble? Can't do it when people are scared. Right to keep and bear arms? Nope, gun stores are shutdown as non essential. It's obvious too that leftists really want the economy shut down as long as possible.

/cvg/ is a doomsday shithole, filed with retarded boomers and failed millennials. “2 weeks”. They’ll be repeating “2 weeks” until they are permabanned off the website, again.

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Drumpf is a full blown curvehead now, I'm sure PTG thinks it's real

>just the spanish flu bro

Careful, cvg shows how dangerous this virus is, even with a 0% infection rate, the brain death rate in there is 100%

I coofed last month. If I die in a car wreck is it corona?

Even you I'd is asian you zipper headed cuck. Stop talking you stupid bug

How would you describe your political idology?

Do boogeymen scare you?

Why do you think this is a hoax? I've actually been sick this past 2 weeks and have difficulty breathing. Explain my problem if it isn't covid scamteen.

It sure is odd how everyone is being told we're going to need to stay locked down and out of work for months, probably need to start wearing masks everywhere, can't be in groups of more than 5-10, and yet the people giving these orders
>keep holding press conferences and q&a sessions in rooms filled with reporters
>Stand right next to each other on stage or when giving interviews
>Don't wear masks at any point during all this, even King Chipper himself
I'm probably having a little too much to think though, they know what's best for us, let's all just flatten the curve and social distance and avoid exponential growth and whatever other catchphrase we need to keep repeating, and go back to sleep

Sauce?

I know it's hard for a burger to think what happened 5mins ago but remember last time you got sick. Plus the psychological effect of everything going on

Go to a doctor. 4chin is not a doctor. /cvg/ is not a doctor. You sitting at home, panicking about an upper respiratory infection and reading about how injecting vitamin C into yourself isn’t gonna help you.

Where I am at, we have had 50 deaths under 50, and 110 deaths under 60. Out of 400

How many patients are severe, yet not tested? I bet it is a statistically insignificant amount.

>This is the widest manipulation of public opinion that's ever happened in human history
OY VEY

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Thermometer mate.

khn.org/news/in-coronavirus-relief-bill-hospitals-poised-to-get-massive-infusion-of-cash/
cnn.com/2020/04/03/politics/hospitals-uninsured-treatment-covid-trump-administration/index.html
Man, it sure is a mystery why so many hospitals are saying they're overwhelmed with so many cases and deaths

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Nothingburger cope thread.

Yeah not too many people at the same time inside the supermarkets but no worries you can get infected outside in the queue
It’s nothing dangerous at all, all it’s goal is to humiliate people and make them used to Chinese style government control of everything

Olavo is the most based man on earth. All of you should know his work.

You realize that the entire world was saying that it was literally nothing, while we were saying it is something, and now you faggots are saying that YOU are the ones questioning the official narrative? How myopic.

Who is this old fart and how has he escaped the virus?

>Why incessantly tell people they need to panic about a virus?
Why incessantly tell people they don't need to panic about a virus?

bump for fighting the good fight against the jew virus

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Compare that chart to flu statistics based on age.

>panic has literally shut down life
>"hurr durr why not panic?"

The man who saved Brazil form communism!

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PEPSI COLA

It's a lower respiratory infection

My friends husband died from it last night and she couldn't even be there to hold his hand his last hours on earth. I'd love for you to come tell me it's a hoax to my face you fucking faggot, fuck off with your conspiracy bullshit this ain't the time

I don't see anything about comorbidities

Done.

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Previous OP here.
You've done good.

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so let me get this straight.. we have happeningfags, nothingburgerfags and now hoaxfags??? yup, this board is retarded as hell.

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He was a muslim

A 55 year old at my work died and a 37 year old at the work of a woman i chat with

"coronavirus" exists, as in something as causing the same symptoms worldwide in people

I start having the symptoms like 3 weeks ago and haven't died yet, so I think i'm pretty much cleared

But I'm still having a harder time breathing. My chest feels a little heavy and i'm having to breath with my mouth every 7-8 air intakes.

It really does seem exactly like altitude sickness. I got my lungs checked and they were in perfect shape, but my doctor told me maybe on the micro scale, maybe my blood cells aren't absorbing oxygen as they should.

And this seems eerily similar to 5G radiation effects. Even in theory, 60ghz is the wavelength for the absorbtion of oxygen...

I think there is a flu + they are installing 5g, so as people get infected with this slightly worse flu, the 5G will start doing the real killing and they'll blame it on corona.

Sure this happened and now you’re on Yas Forums ...

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Mortality rate, troglodyte, like the one you posted for covid

Olavo is a israeli shill, fuck off

My cousin died in Sandy Hook

I'm sorry your friends husband was a sick fat fuck. I'd tell you to your bootlicking face to suck my cock. Your cowardice is not a reason for my Constitutional rights to be trampled on by the (((elites))). I'm not even saying it's a hoax. It is, however, being milked and used to promote a political agenda. We assume risks from driving a vehicle and the regular flu/ illnesses all the time. Lockdowns are unconstitutional.

>woman i chat with

lmfao

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Careful now, lying shills from cvg inbound

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these guys are off their rockers.

I had it and am just recovered. They know nothing and they will be the ones that help spread it.

So?

italian Shomsky is not as smart

bump

may all normies, commies, old people, women, jews, jannies, chinese who locked my gym suffer slow and painful death

He was a fucking Muslim

Hi newfag

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So, we export samba, bunda, sopa de macaco and now schizos? We can colonize Mars at this rate.

Sopa de macaco superpower 2030?

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What if there's a little bit of truth in all of that?

Im sure shes actually a glownigger larping

checked for based brazilian intellectual

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>brazilian intellectual
lol