/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2967

Is testing for the presence of coronsviruses, or specifically for ncov19? I've not seen anybody mention if the tests are specifically for this new strain or just for coronsviruses in general

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"DIE FOR ME, PEASANTS"

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Remember when WHO said that the category "pandemic" didn't exist anymore? And when WHO said it wasn't a pandemic because it wasn't in every continent yet because of Antarctica? And then he ended up declaring it "pandemic" anyway.

Give it to me straight, is reinfection completely confirmed? if so are we all gonna die?

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I am very drunk
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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

A coping mechanism

Reinfection is confirmed. Reinfection doesn't equal ADE though.

Music for the thread because everyone needs a little Daft Punk in their life
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What is everyone else listening too?

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give it a year then, we can compare after that.

You got balls stronger then the imperial guard brother.

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shouldn't you remove the diseases with less than 70k deaths/year?
This pasta would become more entertaining.

They are the people who still glow after the April fools joke, they will glow for all eternity.

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>Reinfection is confirmed

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>Cancel olympics
Literally sky rocket.

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I don't know your situation, but there is surely action you can take, this lockdown means there is so much free time, both for fun stuff and productive work
cheer up with this song:
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I'm going to marry Corona-chan!

From my understanding, you're immune to the strain you initially get, maybe for around 2 months but you're not immune to any others. Technically, it's not reinfection if you catch it again, you just catch a different strain.

R8 my Corona waifu drawing

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So basically there's hope we won't all be perma fucked is that what you mean?

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Japs? Hiding numbers? Say it isn't so!

why would you need the gym to do pushups? Stop being lazy man

22 year old with no pre existing conditions dies from corona

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save us from overpopulation coronachan

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someone said that even if you're a NEET, if you apply a request in TurboTax, you get the trumpbux. Is this true?

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Confirmed
It can infect animals

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Woah to you o' man of the East. Woah unto your children, your wives, your cities, your nation. May you, merchants of the East, be granted a thousand plagues and famines upon your land, and may this pestilence now besieging our world be a thousand fold worse for you and your kin.

What is there to say of the Chinaman? He is a bundle of pride, envy, and wroth; every sin imaginable he is guilty of. Every virtue he is wholly lacking. Take for instance this Chiness, a woman, nay bug, so taken up by pride that she cannot acknowledge her hives actions in releasing this plague upon our land. It isn't even as if she is unique. Every Chinaman is like this. Every single one. If they say they are not they are either lying or so far removed from their nation as to no longer be considered a citizen of the Orient.

With all of this kept in mind what should be done with China? What should be done with this nation of demons? Simple. The nation must be brought asunder in a bright flash of nuclear hellfire. The Forbidden City brought to rubble. The Yangtze dried up. The forests and cities turned to ash. Even the earth that might be untouched by this rightous punishment should be scorched and salted as to make sure no remnant of the bug race shall scurry out from under it.

China must be destroyed.

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Asymptomatic former carrier here. Started selling my plasma to my local hospital. It is us, the immunomaster race who will rule the wastelands of the apocalypse.

Die coughing, everyone else.

Fucking hot. Just had a huge fap to it

I would hold her tongs while we walked down the beach

I don't want to end up like China.
I hope it goes on for a long time.

>tested
ok

but wasnt there like 8 different strains in the world a f eweeks ago? Also antibodies should stay in the body at most for 6 months if its like SARS for that specific strain,in conclusion if this all true we are fcukd

extreme nothingburgerism

All coronaviruses reinfect eventually. Usually you only get a few months immunity. This virus seems to reinfect even sooner, but maybe not. Either way though, with the length of the lockdown being what it is reinfection is basically always going to be a concern. We won't be able to leave our houses with confidence until a cure is found. Could be 2 years to a decade.

It's hilarious
Concentrated faggotry to the nth degree
Superb potential to both distract idiots from /cvg/ and shitposting opportunities in hough. Hope it survives
So many rustled jimmies

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cute user I saved her

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2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>2143 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 253 NEW CASES AND 15 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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We already knew it infected Brazilians

Sauce

This is the big one lads. Society is never going to be the same after this.

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You need to practice hand eye coordination, you can see the pencil slip in many spots. Go print out a anime girl and trace it, practice the hand movements in drawing anime.

CHINA
NUMBA
WAN

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Been out of the loop for a few days. Are we still on track for THE happening?

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based

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Reminder behind every Spanish and Dutch flag is an infected poster. Congratulate them!

user its been happening the whole time

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lmao

>coof for few days
>get fever for like 1 day
>slight headaches
now everything is fine, still get headaches but mostly under workout or fap
was it corona boys?

posted this in the last thread but reposting here.

CONFIRMED TO SPREAD TO ANIMALS! ZOOS AND PETS ARE FUCKED

Yes. Especially since its confirmed to spread to animals now.

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but I don't mean little baby happening I mean BIG TIME HAPPENING

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>Are we still on track for THE happening?

Phase 1 is a somethingburger, but the happening is phase 2.

experienced doctor here with instict. i dont like her face, something was wrong, probably autoimmune or leukemia and she didnt know

aren't we all infected, user?

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Lol

Why scream user, that's nothing.

Jesus is your antiviral.

I know the day isn't over, but it really looks like some countries are providing fake data. Unless there's a big bump in the next two hours, we'll be seeing a major drop in both new cases and new deaths. There hasn't been a "plateau"; shit just doesn't work that way.

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>Yes. Especially since its confirmed to spread to animals now.

What's the significance of this? Reinfection at a later point in time?

ADE has been observed in coronaviruses (SARS specifically)

We won't know until people get reinfected by a different strain (reinfection by the same strain is tame).

And it can't just be any different strain (so that's good news). It has to be one that's similar enough to fool your body into believing it's the previous one - but also different enough to break free from your antibodies once inside your white cells. It has to be in the right spot.

tl;dr we don't know

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Spreads to birds or cattle and we are then truly fucked

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Sexy

Filthy Jew Yorkers lmao Pozz Central
Kill your pets
I euthanized mine two months ago

Some shill was trying to say the WHO changed the category to make it EASIER to call it a pandemic so as to fuck dumpf
>tfw when you see memoryholing happening before your eyes

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There's around 3000 strains according to the OP, but (again this is my understanding) that doesn't mean they're all equally as infectious.

Lots of hand rubbing

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Have you not seen unemployment? Do you not understand what "unlimited quantitative easing" is going to do? 1k deaths a day and slowly growing isn't a cause for concern? Yes user. The Happening will definitely occur in the US. Probably the world.

You better believe we are in the happening of happenings

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The WHO would've rather kept their pandemic fund rather than spiting le orangeman

Chillax goy, it clearly can't jump between species.

Just a flu/10

Yes. If it can spread to animals than it can be harder to control, and thus makes reinfection easier.

>this is not a pandemic, we will wait until everyone has it so we declare a pandemic and by then it's too late to do anything
WHO are corona shills

mutations. contagious

make it transparent and i'll include it on my vid

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WHERE THE FUCK DO I TRACK THE AMERIBURGER DEATH NUMBERS

HOW MANY DEATHS FOR THIS DAY???

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Did you miss that China just stopped it cold turkey?

educate yourself and be better leaf.

what anime we watching this season?