DOOMSDAY ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH IN 3 WEEKS, CORONAVIRUS IS DISTRACTION FROM ASTEROID
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Space is fake.
They say this every fucking year. Lmao @ “credible sources”
>credible source
>CNN
take your meds schizo
>credible source at CNN
Come on man you can do better than this.
If confirmed. Hugh Jiff-Trew.
Don't think so senpai
>close to earth
= 50 0000 00000 00000 miles away
as usual
these mfos has cried wolf one time too many
pls
doomsday space craft
Don't be daft. If there were an asteroid coming we'd be nuking it
Gotta have orderly final days.
AYYY LMAOS WILL NOT ALLOW A MASS KILLING EVENT, NOT EVER.
OP IS A MASSIVE COCKGOBBLING JEW
It's okay. The lifestream will save us.
this. earth is flat
But if you nuke an asteroid, it will win.
I hope it hits israel
If that were true, why would they give a fuck if everyone panicked? If anything it would be more fun.
and on that day, not a single proof was posted
try to be less of a faggot in the future op
screencapping this so I can laugh at you in 3 weeks.
You retard
>credible
>CNN
pick one
A quick google search will reveal Huff is a troll like us
There's two big motherships near the moon, there was a video.
They reduced its effectiveness by 30% tho due to ethic committee recommendations to please sjws.
>nuking
Bullshit. We would send a team of oil drillers to nuke it. Dumbass
Impending Asteroid UBI
A DOOMSDAY ASTEROID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>a credible source that works at cnn
>works at cnn
>credible source
Its a round ball of ice. We are in a puddle.
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>corona-chan, yellowstone and an asteroid all at the same time
I love this timeline.
Oh good that means I don’t have to go to college after a 10 year break
Cheeky bastard
Also this
Please, Wolf-Biederman, hit China
>we have worldwide shelter in place orders every year
lol yeah, no retard.
I have no doubt that we will see the mother of all happenings in the near future.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS NOTHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!
This is my favorite theory
>the earth is not a round globe, it's actualy a round globe
Aww, look at the government being all considerate.
> Fake and gay.
I just heard from a credible source that OP is a faggot.
>Credible source
>CNN
Someone get ahold of Bruce Willis asap! Only he can save us!
Sources familiar with this type of thought tend to agree, and that's a good thing!
My dad works at Nintendo, and he says OP is cock slurping turbo faggot.
Where do these people who makes these "1 post by this ID" thread come from? Are they in the employ of a some agency or corporation? Or are they bots? If so, who controls the bots?
i hope so. id rather get blown up than go through the american holodomor they have planned for us.
I wonder if nobody remembers 'Deep Impact' which was arguably better due to Leelee Sobeski's tiddies.
Also she married Frodo in this movie.
THIS. "They" are here. Disclosure is imminent. Ayy's save Humanity
I fucking hope so desu. This long drawn out apocalypse is worse than just getting obliterated by an asteroid
But I can’t be with my family im isolated
NASA got to him and told him to tweet that or else.
pleasehitcalifornia
>pleasehitcalifornia
pleasehitcalifornia
>pleasehitcalifornia
pleasehitcalifornia
>pleasehitcalifornia
pleasehitcalifornia
Aubrey Huff is a baseball player
and he's making fun of CNN here
you people are stupid
Sounds legit, 1478th time's the charm.
Seriously, guys, watch DEEP IMPACT. It's way better and smarter than Bruce Willis' armageddoshit.
youtube.com
Finally some good news.
Read the tweet you lazy fucks. He said it was fake to prove how people are gullible
Schizos on /x/ have claimed this asteroid is bigger than Jupiter. lol...
hey meds, take your schizo.
top kek
your really believe that nonsense movie plots
I wouldn't trust a guy who play with balls.
> hasn’t picked up a bat in years
> still strikes out
>CNN says asteroid go boom
So I guess this means there aren't even any asteroids on this side of the Milky Way galaxy.
>citing CNN as a source
Seriously?
>credible source at CNN
LOL
>credible source that works at cnn
lol
Space is fake and gay. Earth is flat. Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior.
kino.
we fucking deserve it
>he thinks anything above tree level is real
ishygddt
Only if most of us our Christian. Sodomite civs will be destroyed in a rain of fire
yeah no, people always think that extra terrestrials are out there which is perfect cover for the intra terrestrials as well as those on the moon base. You can prove the moons hollow and an alien base from the resonance tests that NASA conducted whose data is still out there. also any life threatening asteroid would be diverted by either of these groups which is magically why we never get hit by one to begin with except small ones offs that do no damage really
God I need this to be true
aubrey huff the basedball player?
Beat me to it
WORMWOOD
my God.. it would be literally divine
yeah
he's pretty great, the Giants refused ot let him come back for their 10 year World Series anniversary this year because he made fun of Muslim women online
>Credible source
>CNN
Lmao
If you look again guy said he was just kidding ya fn tard