Brit/pol/ - I've got trapped wind edition

>finally get a good pm
>dies a month later

I honestly think john Smith would have made a good labour pm if he didnt die

Shut up and fuck off

>My car is English.
I promise you it isn't.

i'm so diappointed in our government that we don't have a ppe stockpile for ourselves and our little brothers

>good pm
In what way?

We have a couple of politicians but not serius so mehh

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kek
this

My dog is English
My coffee is English
My IT is English
My car is English
My food is English
My TV is English
My diamonds are English
My licorice is English
My computer is English
My wine is English
And I am an Englishman.
Simple as.

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china's just steamrolling everything

You drive a TVR?

>did you call?

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Blair would never have been leader

What?

what do u think about the basque lads bongs? two years ago in san fermin i was bantering with some norf lads and singing its coming home with them, fun times

They aren't white.
We're not going to be allowed out to exercise after this weekend.

Average East Asian iq is 110. Average European iq is 100. We should have never given them their power.

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>My car is English
Based

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Tigers
nationalgeographic.com/animals/2020/04/tiger-coronavirus-covid19-positive-test-bronx-zoo/

satan played the blair card and god trumped it by playing r nige.

I support Basque independence.

basque language is based but don't know much about them otherwise

french gypsies. hitler was right to bomb them.

It's over

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First anti-globalisation pm on a while

Portugal is as much invaded by mass immigration as the UK or France, they received in the past decade so many blacks and brazilians:

youtube.com/watch?v=XQb55LebklU

Fucking hell only place I can do pull ups is an outdoor chin up bar in a park at the end of the road.
I'm not paying £40 for one that fits on a doorframe.

>Boris "Poles out Pakis in" Johnson
>Anti globalism

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nonce

>blacks and brazilians
you're repeating yourself hose

Irish? other than that you shouldn't

Yeah..
>Grow up watching disaster movies
>Believe the governments actually prep
>And have contingency plans for everything
>tfw it was all just a hollywood LARP

sounds sarcastic desu, cheeky cunt

In what way?

Average IQ in the Orient is about 104, average in Europe is about 101. Calm down Chang, you're not that smart.

I'm half Cornish half Welsh

Fook off poof.
Bet you can't even do one pull up.

portugese people are just latin brits

>underground fire in Leeds

mobile.twitter.com/ColeDines/status/1246593121271582722

They’re draining the swamp, and freeing the kids being held in cages in the rat lines.

Q

>looking for a single mom
sounds like jamal didn't treat her right.
toll paid.

i do on my chinese """door gym""" that will never, ever break and injure me

Best part is that US has all of that, we just outsource it because it’s less §§§

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She was bloody good tonight lads

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that's arc flash in a junction box you boomer mong

it's all dirt cheap and can last decades or more until the shtf and then it becomes the most expensive stuff on the planet.

indeed

Depends, if you’re being annoying about gibraltar then we should throw money at their separatist movement and ETA.

If you’re cool with the rock then the status quo is fine

>door gym
I've had incidents where I do pull ups on such a thing and rip doors off cupboards with my head.

It fucking hurts.

She's trying to rally the British spirit of a nation that's probably only 65% British.

That’s the cover story

Q

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I am losing the will to live in this thread. First the rapping jamal and now these fucking loons.

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magine needing a pole to do pull ups

>rip doors off cupboards with my head.
you're a fucking spastic you lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=wd-_C6pSmOY

HURRRRRR

Rallying what? Are people really that put out by all this?

5 ft lil p can just hang off a door

They realise it's bad PR to say they want him dead. This is a guy who said Boris was worse than Hitler not so long ago. I mean, he is worse than Hitler in some ways but that's not really the point. They view the nazis as the worst thing ever so when they say the conservatives are worse than the nazis it' means something else. It's an extreme thing to say.

You flying by your bootstraps then?

Separatist there are Galician-tier meme so better don't do that

>just tell people masks dont do anything
problem solved?

i just dont understand why english people are so short for you to be using that patter t b h

Those were early skirmishes

Q

Fucking this. 65% is a stretch. The British is gone fucking finished most of our strong patriotic people were killed during ww1 and WW2. 95% of our population don’t remember a time when the east end was 99% white British

>drinking French wine instead of vastly superior Cali wine

For what purpose?

just don't understand why 100% of you are so intimidated by door pull ups

love you too pasta lad.

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I don't care too much about it but I do sympathize with them

I think the people in charge know something about the severity and likely length of this issue that's a lot less optimistic than the public message.
That's why her Maj is on TV trying to evoke the Blitz.

US has a higher SCCR rating that Britain

Btw, Eu electrical safety standards were based on the NEC, an AMERICAN DOCUMENT

Well everyone is worse than the Nazis (but not for the reasons commonly said), they never wished us as much harm as our elite currently do

Door pull ups are the shit. Got to make sure you screw the bar in properly or it’ll fall down did that once nearly broke my neck

It's crazy that all these nursing homes, which are quite often private companies, are now blaming the government for not being able to give them "their fair share" of the PPE they should already have had. It's fucking cheeky.

Look at the twitter reaction to the speech tonight. There’s plenty of national pride in there still

im talking actual door pull ups you spastic

no bar

You nearly broke your neck doing a basic exercise lmfao

LOL

point?

Take your pills spacker

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I agree spot on lad. It’s a joke all our equipment for the NHS is made abroad it should all be made her in Britain by British people surely it’s a national security threat no?

I mean, how much longer do they expect it to go on for? Surely the 3 weeks will see the peak, and people have already begun not listening as the weather is just getting nicer.

A global pandemic is probably the best thing to bring a rise in nationalism.

National pride
Cheering a bunch of NHS pajeets for saving nogs
Pick one