/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2966

>Moscow authorities have sounded the alarm over the ratio of serious Covid-19 cases among younger people, having found that 40 percent of the patients undergoing artificial lung ventilation are under the age of 40.
>At least 1,014 people have been diagnosed with Covid-19 in the Russian capital as of Sunday, and only 15 percent of those are over 65, the authorities said.
>Over 33 percent of those infected with the novel coronavirus fell between the ages of 18 and 34, while 46 percent were between 35 and 64, the official data said.
rt.com/russia/484428-moscow-coronavirus-younger-patients/
archive.is/4aTFg

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Russian media says he's on a ventilator, but I haven't seen anyone confirm that.

DOCTOR OF STATE DE REIMS FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM KILLS HIMSELF AFTER GETTING INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 60
>DOCTOR OF STATE DE REIMS FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM KILLS HIMSELF AFTER GETTING INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 60
DOCTOR OF STATE DE REIMS FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM KILLS HIMSELF AFTER GETTING INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 60
>DOCTOR OF STATE DE REIMS FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM KILLS HIMSELF AFTER GETTING INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 60
DOCTOR OF STATE DE REIMS FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM KILLS HIMSELF AFTER GETTING INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 60

>marca.com/futbol/liga-francesa/2020/04/05/5e8a28bee2704e04398b45c7.html
>twitter.com/StadeDeReims/status/1246878278608183298

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[The lion sleeps tonight, begins to play]

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Coronavirus hacked my onlyfans

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Rate my PrEP boysssss

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I'm bored

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Maybe in a few days

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If you are in a city you are dead, only loners and outcast will survive this. So all of Yas Forums is ok, all the newfags from reddit are going to die tho.

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what do you look at to see cases? Nothing?

the first line of the OP? It's Sunday.

youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo

NEW VIDEO IS UP

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He will be fine right? BoJo is actually based and i dont want him to die

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>chink shills and CURE FOUND CVG BTFO decreasing everyday
>but a huge of influx of Qtards thinking the virus doesn't exist but still preps and hides

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My first attempt at this waifu shit. How'd I do

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Martinis in Tel Aviv

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This is my wife. Say something nice to her.

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I hope you're pretending to be this retarded user

>NOT EVEN ANNUAL FLU NUMBERS

ALL THIS PANIC OVER NOTHING

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He only had a 96% chance of survive. Sad

Wtf

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the women?

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Hope you drown in your own fluids from this disease because you wanked to it, faggot.

Good, you can see your new to anime style with the eyes and nose.

bussit on this dick bitch

I hope I go blind now

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I... I can't. I can't find anything nice.

He wont make it past the 12th

Is it really happening Yas Forums? The biggest happening of all time? Has Yas Forums finally got the happening you always wanted?

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/cvg/ has been saying the only reason young people aren't dying is because they are on ventilators for weeks. Wont be statically provable until the ventilators stop. Thats why shills moved from age of hospitalized patients to age of dead. If the goalposts move check to see from what.

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built for bbc

How many ANONS are infected? The boards seem slow these days.

I had gotten sick in December out of the blue with some very weird abnormal shit. I didn't pay much attention to it back then, thinking it was just a bad case of common cold, but now that I read the accounts of corona patients who recovered it matches the description of a light form of coronavirus almost precisely.

How long do antibodies remain in the organism, is there any way to find out if it was COVID-19?

jfc

Why would he do that

I see that there's now a /chg/, Corona Hoax General. What the fuck is the deal with these retards? Why are they so invested in convincing people (mostly themselves) that this is fake? Is it just overflow r*dditors and boomers from /ptg/?

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Hard pass

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Anyone got the gif where corona Chan gets bustier and lewder as the infected count rises?

> italy is kill
> sPAIN is kill
> froggs is kill
oh i wonder my ..

CoronaVirus. As I mentioned earlier the Chinese have decided to go for herd immunity and if they lose say 5 million no great loss. Having said that they did not understand the impact of the virus on such countries as India and the cross fertilization of the virus on third world countries. More importantly they underestimated the hardiness of the virus in their manufacturing chain. Simply letting their people die of the virus exposed their economy to massive poisoning. Chinese intelligence has determined, as leaked to my Russian friend in Syria, that 30% of products coming from China are infected with the virus. These products are circling the globe today and finding their ways into all commerce. In other words the Chinese can let their economy crash and burn and admit millions of folks are dying or they can cover the destruction up and pollute the world with poisoned product. Think about that as an added bonus with your next I-Phone. Now consider this in relation to Americans being called home.

Venezuela is really a beautiful country and has so much promise and it will be realized soon. Both the Russians and Chinese and other interested parties are all in for regime change. Back to work.
youtube.com/watch?v=r8fkrPP_0qA

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So what you're saying is
>We're 100% adding all future suicides into the statistics of COVID-19 victims

So I checked the cases per 100 tests for the countries in the top 60
France is number 1 with 41 confirmed cases for every 100 tests. Scary numbers.
It thought that 3rd world countries would top the list because they have so few tests and only test the obviously sick. But no.

What does it mean? Does it mean anything? I don't know.

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Based!

I am. I'm a production designer so I'm not well attuned to this style. I'm going to keep at it.
Yeah yeah it's a first attempt, I'll improve

Latest Update I've got

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>— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced
lmao

Pretty sketchy my dude.

Yeah but I burned out my dopamine receptors thanks to Corona-chan no other future happening will ever compare

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Farage will have to step up.

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She's average I guess. Good luck!

that's a god awful picture you have there.

It's been happening where have you been?

youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo

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Damn, I thought it was 316, I missed some

Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital due to "persistent symptoms" stemming from coronavirus.

He looked like absolute shit when he appeared on Thursday to clap for r NHS. He's a big drinker. Likely a smoker. Definitely not in the best physical shape. Odds on him pulling through, lads?

checked

nigga ded

Thanks user

I still like this one better tho

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Reminder that paid shills are trying to convince this board that coronavirus is an American hoax
> Reminder that paid shills are trying to convince this board that coronavirus is an American hoax
Reminder that paid shills are trying to convince this board that coronavirus is an American hoax

Yeah i just put the food i don't need in a box and don't use for 5 days or so. Wipe down everything that goes in the fridge with ethanol. Don't bother with fruit and veg, just treat it as contaminated when preparing them (wear gloves for this).
Think shopping is pretty safe really, as long as you have mask to go shopping in and store isn't rammed..

Rip David Carradine

Soon the curve with bend. What a relief its over

natural selection works in mysterious ways

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I wonder what justaflu fags will say after his death

And NYC data destroys the age of the dead argument
Here are the latest figures

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what an abomination. please preserve her beauty

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Maybe. A lot of people think that if they don't see it first hand then it's fake.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

That's some creepy projection.

>Mass exodus from the workforce.
Corona is the most based virus of all time.

Don't ask for feedback... Just post it when you make it.

Shithole countries have shithole tests, what else is new?

check this

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>UK death rate by closed cases
>97.34%
wew

Only 1.1k mutts dead yesterday. Shits over bros. We will never reach the coveted daily 9/11 score

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This week will be a deadly nothingburger

Japan wants to be competitive

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Deaths:69,420
When????

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Post your comfy quarantine vidya.
>halo 1 pc online
>blasphemous
>risk of rain 2
>madden nfl 20
>imperator rome

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>UK 97,34% deaths
HERD
JOIN
THE
HERD

It's not updated

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antibodies test I guess
what were your symptoms?

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>mfw getting hype for the first world leader death

Why are filipinos allowed the internet

It means France is heavily infected

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bruh

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about to be 97.35

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...

> filthy gif
why even ..?

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He could be but they wouldn't say if he was. Claim its "routine" but that's BS: they wouldn't publicly admit him to hospital if it wasn't serious.

It went from
>its a nothingburger
to
>its just the flu!
and now
>its a hoax
I wonder what will be the new cope when a lot of these guys contract it

>Godspeed Corona chan!
she's doing God's work.

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A fucking Tiger just got infected
nytimes.com/aponline/2020/04/05/us/ap-us-virus-outbreak-tiger.html

What is going on lads?

If he dies I might purposely get corona'd myself just to escape the eternal 'herd' banter in this place

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BRUH!!!

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The last time a serving UK PM died was in 1865

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I just douse my groceries in gasoline, and set them on fire in my yard

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>41% positive rate
Wew, Corona-chan having frog for dinner every night.

Master race

>even after three weeks of pandemia and cases in my city it has still only a few hundred infections
Are we already mutated or too retarded to notice? I even have to use the subway for an hour every day and lots of other people too and the supermarkets have people in there all the time but shit still seems to be fine.

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NYC is lying just as other countries are lying. They are probably being instructed to do so. China factories were not populated by the elderly. We wouldn't be shutting down schools and universities and non essential businesses if only old people were dying. We'd isolate the elderly.

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With anime styles you got to pick a type, there is Ghibli style, 2000 style where it is more male focused, 2010 style that is more female design focused, and you got water arts. There are more styles then that, just find what you like out of anime the most. Some use a mix between cartoon and anime most notably is Shadman he is a hentai artist who mixes cartoon style with anime style.

Notice in the pic I posted there is almost no nose and majority of the face is eyes.

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ITT: No one is infected.

Prove me wrong.

Who's the next queen after Boris dies?

please god 2 more deaths

I'll believe it when I get a fucking day off from work. Our company lawyers argue that we are 'essential to the economy.' That standard covers everyone!

twitter.com/dcron09/status/1246549809386881024

Collateral damage of #COVID19: nearly everything I’ve operated on this week was gangrenous. Limbs, gallbladders, appendix, bowel. Delay in ED presentations for surgical problems 2/2 fear of Hospital. Can’t deny that fear, but must be prepared for these downstream consequences

Are we testing enough in the US?

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Great news Amerifats are lying about the death toll
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/new-york-reports-promising-first-drop-covid-19-deaths-hell-week-begins-live-updates

Now it is, thanks user

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just inspect elements bro

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Furthermore China is shutting down yet again. If all the old people already died they'd have nothing to fear.

Exactly, now forget that thought and resume panic porn conditioning.

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i just dont even care anymore

let everything die

>I'll cheerfully shake a corona patients hand

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Time for a reality check boys.

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France has only been testing severely ill people for a while (except for a few celebs and well connected people).

Eh. He is fine. Mad lad was probably smoking pot before the video.

Good news is that it's mostly killing negroids

its not the same

hahaha bill pls.

>flag
>fiddling numbers

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Thats what a jew would say.