White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

hey vodka bro here, challenge accepted

I can't reach back that far, will you tie my scarf for me user?

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Why is this thread still using "Chinese virus" it makes it harder to take OP and the posts here seriously...

WHO UNPREPARED HERE?

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cant wait till a post-study comes out in a month or two saying that hydroxy sped up the rate of death and trump gets fucking assblasted

That reporter is such a sleazebag. Why do you want people to recover Mr. President?

>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE TERRIBLE
>BTW ITS STABILIZING SO WE SHOULD BE COMING OUT SOON
>meanwhile stats don't show a flattening curve at all

what??

>You fakers

LOL

Yes goy, don't employ "right to try"

THAT"S WHY YOU"RE FAKE NEWS

CNN BTFOD

FAKE NEWS
FAKERS

havent seen her in the recent conferences. She by far asked the most stupid questions

Did he call them fakers or fake ass?

CNN FAKE NEWS

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ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
>ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
>ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
>ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
>ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
>ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS
ONLY CNN FAKE NEWS

>"I never said take it"
>"Most of them would die anyway"
>"Fake News...I told them NOT to take it. Dr. Fauci told them to!"

Anyone care to bet that Jared, Trump, Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka are positioned to make millions off this malaria drug he constantly promotes?

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FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS

They can't agree on unified messaging. And that's because they don't know.

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>Trump: I want people to be able to try the pill if they don't have other options.
>Reporter: WHY NOT WAIT A YEAR OR TWO?!

why is he so obsessed with trying to pawn off hydroxy on the public? is he just trying to get stupid people to off themselves or what?

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would it matter? 80% of people who are intubated don't come off the vent. it would be used as a hail mary drug. let the people decide whether or not they want to roll the dice. that's all he's saying.

Q PREDICTED THIS!!!

god i want her to talk me through masturbation

>We dont want to wait a year and a half.

YES!!! THANK YOU TRUMP

FUCK MR. FAUCI

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Why are leftists highly against the drug trump recommends?
Do they want people to stay sick and not give drugs a chance?

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I love Dr. Birx so much, bros.

So you want a hopeful cure not to work and more people to die? Yep, you're with her.

that fucking demon was wearing a small hat!
>Imagine my surprise

i think im finna cum !!!!!

Dr. Birx needs my cummies

it's a generic dumbass
because it will probably work
chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

leftist would set themselves on fire if drumpf says that setting yourself on fire is bad, very bad

she looks like she'd give an incredible hand job and then make you the best dinner you've ever had.

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Awesome ... Dr Titz back on the podium

COOOOOOOOOOOM

I bet he has a dartboard at home with Trump's face on it. That he hasn't managed to hit once.

>Ah... that's right sit back and relax. Give my toxins more time to work!

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Trump doesn't know the doctors do know that the only way to kill this shit is for the virus not to be able to infect a vast amount of people. Trump doesn't have the ability to understand and this is beyond his control to bully and force people to say what he wants.

Classy GILF.

I need to see her pointy nipples

because none of those pussy ass journalists are on the vent. let them get intubated and watch their tone change in a hurry. they'd take any pill you handed them if there was even a slight chance of survival.

>shills fighting for the side that would put all their opponents in death camps
>thinks there will be no punishment for them if they lose

fake news kike!

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Because people shouldn't really self-medicate.
Trust your house doctor

Why are they so obsessed with face coverings. People are driving their cars with them on its ridiculous.

Swing and a miss, up your game dude.

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>Q PREDICTED THIS!!!

AFTER ALL THIS TIME I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK Q IS ABOUT.

AM I ACTUALLY MISSING SOMETHING NOT KNOWING THIS SHIT?

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MIGA!

when mike pence speaks I mute him

I die laughing every time trump rips up one of these idiots.

faugi

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TRILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE SCARED RIGHT NOW! DOES POL HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO THEM?

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>why is he so obsessed with trying to pawn off hydroxy on the public? is he just trying to get stupid people to off themselves or what?

Same reason he pumps the market by making various statements. He makes money. I’m sure the family is invested in it and will make hundreds of millions of dollars off of it.

This is the depraved hatred of the left. Wanting people to die so they can be smug assholes. Remember this when considering who to vote for.

> what is Cloward-Piven
Friendly reminder leftists are *inherently* accelerationist

>he doesn't like cozy papa pence sleepytime stories

underaged.

Shut the fuck up you leftist nigger KIKE I can’t wait til you’re all violently KILLED

Look no further

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have you seen those arms? Definite awesome torque on any hand job.

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Wtf you talking about

Fauxi

FEWER*

Say it with me

PRESIDENT PELOSI

These reporters ask the most retarded questions.

Wait didn't he say thuesday he is not testinf himself to preserve tests?

>YES!!! THANK YOU TRUMP

My sperm offers full immunity...want a mouthful?

Continuity of Government mentioned

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Mike you were tested?

lmao, kek.

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can't believe she's third in command

Imagine that with a tonal chinese accent.

"Faaaowsheeee"

The press is pissed because Trump is doing a bunch of stuff (masks boats) , but sending a body languge message that "its just a flu"

Die

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>it's a generic dumbass

LOL! It still has to be manufactured you fucking twit.

>infectious disease doctor writes an article warning of a pandemic
Q PREDICTED THIS!!!!111

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imagine working hard through school and working your way up the ladder to finally get your white house press pass and finally get called on and you ask the president of the united states, "have you considered standing somewhere else"?

you can't convince me these reporters are fucking idiots.

What happen to the white hair guy from Fox?

Kek

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Where is Biden?

He comes off as an extremely disingenuous cookie cutter politician.

Are you actually fucking retarded?
Do you not know how pharmaceuticals are manufactured?

>president and vice president are standing right by each other with a virus that is very likely to be airborne
>hurr why did the reporter ask that

putting the negro in their place

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"Suprise"

>Swing and a miss, up your game dude.

Bullseye in other words. Fuck off Don junior...go back to fucking Ivanka now.

never heard that, he's talked about getting tested, he's had more than one test, he even talked about taking one of those new quick tests

eating paint thinking its yogurt

indastry

Deepfaking his next interviews

john must be having a couple of days off

he has to be that kind of vp with a cowboy like trump as president. if pence was a wild card it would be too much. he has to be the straight lace politician to balance it out.

CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
>CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
>CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
>CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT
>CLAIMING VICTORY BECAUSE OF ONE DATA POINT

1200 DOLLARS IS NOT ENOUGH

SERIOUSLY, 3 MONTH LOCKDOWN

1200 DOLLARS.

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those guys have to get shit done. they're in charge of a nation in a pandemic. only non-essential shit stains have the luxury of keeping a perpetual six-foot gap between everyone.

it was an asinine question.

>WE SPEND EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS ON (((THE MIDDLE EAST)))
WE SPEND EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS ON (((THE MIDDLE EAST)))
>WE SPEND EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS ON (((THE MIDDLE EAST)))
WE SPEND EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS ON (((THE MIDDLE EAST)))
>WE SPEND EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS ON (((THE MIDDLE EAST)))
HE IS CALLING THEM OUT

I WANT MY CHECK RIGHT NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOW, DRUMPF.

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we fina bout to get more stimulus shiiet

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>Why not shut everything??
>We'll answer that question later

Americans heading for full lock down

you only need one data point to determine victory, it's whether you kill your enemy or not, if you do, they win

The government cant spend 2 trillion every fucking month dude. They can maybe do it one more time max.

Yeah bro let's shut it all down

i like her tits ... fucking stacked !!!

why is he obsessed with this hydroxy shit?

>he wants to shutdown grocery stores
does the retard want people to starve wtf

READY
TO
ROCK

obvious financial stake in it

READY TO ROCK

>Fort Dicks

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FORT DICKS

>why not shut down grocery stores and mcdonalds
yeah let's starve the whole country

lets shut down fast food so truckers starve and then grocery stores, even if they stayed open would have nothing at some point

I thought we were about to open it all up

NIGGER ARE NOT EVEN WORRIED, THEY HAD NO MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WILL JUST STEAL SHIT AND STATES CANT INFORCE THE FUCKING LAW.

WHITE MIDDLE-CLASS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE THE FUCKED ONES UNLESS THEY START NIGGERING OUT.

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I havent heard trump speak in a while and god fucking damn, he is killing it
I think uou burgers are gonna be alright

You sound like the retarded journalists

>Do you not know how pharmaceuticals are manufactured?

Uhhhhhhhh...birds shit them out? Just a guess. Most are made in China & India. Stay tuned for Trump’s campaign against generic pharmaceuticals, particularly this one, manufactures there. Perhaps he’ll have a recommendation for a certain manufacturer? LOL!

‘tard

>reports keep asking about hydroxy
>"why is he obsessed?!"
Incredible

Fort Dix you wonks

His nose looking kinda runny.

because its probably more important than all the questions about ventilators, like the dumb bitch currently asking.

If you have covid and you are put on ventillation, you are essentially dead. Very few come off it alive.

So, the stupid bitch currently questioning is just politicking. Its a non-solution.

based white Argentinian

Shieettt nigga
I was just shit posting kek

There's no patent on it and it costs about .05 cents to make. Yeah, I bet he's making a YUUUGE profit off of hydroxychloroquine.

trump’s nose is dripping bros

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shit they did not know how to spell dicks before

I want a nice arab fort dix in my ass

So basically they nigger rig it

The fuck are you even on about anymore, you fucking retard

> admiring how trump speaks or what he says

oof

liking what you see, faggot?

THEY RIP THE HELL OUT OF IT

this hydroxy shit is all over right wing grifters programming

the only people that constantly talk about this stuff is american right wingers and nobody knows why.

why do you retard reporters endlessly ask about ventillators that don't save anyone. People are so fixated on ventillators, they don't realise that people in the know medically, know it achieves nothing.

>we have people dying, we don't have time...

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>he bought stocks of a drug formula

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he opened the address talking about it.

China can build skyscrapers in 10 days, while the US can't even fix concrete bases.

>It takes forever
LMAO

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Trump just solved the infrastructure problem guys! My God, this guy is a fucking genius!

Can I get Dr Brix At Fort Dix?

why the fuck is this corona conference about highways -.-

i just noticed that, it shines in the light .-.

It's actually pronounce Fort Dirx

OK boomer.

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Ventilators are like morphine in WWII. They just ease people into death.

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Fort fuck birx

>Do something quick
>Do something right

He’s invested heavily in it with Jared.

I DONT CARE, NIGGERS JUST LOOTING BROKE AS FUCK STEALING SHIT AND SPREADING DISEASES IS JUST THERE NATURE

I JUST WANTED TO STATE IT

its just the cocaine ... not covid.

Canada isn't 20 trillion in debt nigger

>China can build skyscrapers in 10 days
wouldn't go into any of their buildings.
To many cases where they simply fall down

fact that no one wants to be Canadian

Hanging from a basement beam with his pants down, he's calls it the "Biden Special"

Yeah, you missed that the techniques and technologies they use are American.

he said he wanted a new infastructure bill and the reporter said that wouldnt it be a good idea to do road repairs now since barely anyone is using them and then he didnt give an answer

>all these seething zoomers ITT

Trump's approval has gone way up because of these pressers. I don't know why he didn't do so often before.

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fucking this. ventilators are used so the family can come to say goodbye. they are only saving 20% of the critically ill. 80% don't come off the vent. I know it's better to save 20% than 0%, but the obsession with the vents is weird. should be much more concentrated on mitigation and medicine.

kek, trump is an asphalt king

What was said about fort dix?

Mike Pence doesn't follow social distancing at all

shieet well its there nature apeism

> buy more ventillators REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hes so embarrassed by his third world shithole country he has to use a meme flag