AUS/POL - NO FUCKING CHINKS MORNING EDITION

Anyone have the meme of the NPC’s calling for a full lockdown?

Well done, Bruce

thanks my seppo friend, she’s hot too. 5’2”, blonde hair blue eyes, big tits, nice legs

was the coles user from last night real or a LARP? is there a limit of 10 in the shop at a time today?

Amazing.

Had a bonfire last night lads with the missus and a mate. Had a great chat about how our international borders will be shut until who knows when. Pretty comfy knowing we are isolated from the rest of the world now.

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I live in Wollongong. Everyone I know is rightly pissed the fuck off. Another ship docked last week for "supplies" and two of the crew members on board got off and tried to bail but were thankfully caught. These fucking ships are owned by foreign comapnies, they need to fuck right back off to their home waters instead of trying to weasel their way into the country and our healthcare system.

you're a fucking baka, change it to s m h

Swedish backpacker stuck here. Ask me anything.

Wollongong Hospital is already fucking packed with spastics no need for boat loads of pozzed up cruise employees taking up beds. They already let off 3000 pozzed people to wander around sydney and now they are here to do the same with their crew

show poosay

can i live in ur naturally air conditioned country instead of this hot shit country

This is exactly how every white man should feel about them chinks right now.

Please tell us how you managed to pull in a servo.

stay mad roundeye

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>polack
>white
see image

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white man silly

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>If I witnessed this shit I fucking eye gouge these bastard insects with my thumbs.
gonna need something thinner than a thumb, maybe a spatula or something.

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Wow, I didn't realize it's the same fucking ship that docked in Sydney and let all those infected bastards off. Holy shit. They should have been told to go fuck themselves after what they did rather than be allowed access to Australia once again.

Bill Gates is giving health advice on TV about how the whole world needs some injection
>I created DOS and Windows so now i'm going to give advice on worldwide vaccinations and medicine

>I can't believe I had an image for this

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I'd be more than happy to switch places with you. I enjoy Australia much more. Less beautiful girls but also less arabic.

Why dont you move to Tas by the way? Shouldnt it be mild down there?

china number 1
china is powerful

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Fuck out of here, Chang.

the hookers in Port Kembla are gonna get sick from the vietnamese crew

>民主 (democracy) 人權 / 人权 (human rights) 獨裁 / 独裁 (dictatorship) 專制 / 专制 (despotism) 反共 (anti-communist) 共匪 (communist bandits) 共惨党 (tragic communist party) 流亡 (exile) 红色的法拉利 (red Ferrari) 中俄邊界 / 中俄边界 (Sino-Russian border) 六四 (June 4), 天安門事件 / 天安门事件 (Tiananmen Square massacre), 民運 / 民運 (Chinese democracy movement) 紅色恐佈 / 红色恐怖 (Red Terror) 勞教 / 劳教 (Reeducation through labor) 汕尾 (Shanwei) 疆獨 / 疆独 (Xinjiang independence) 藏獨 / 藏独 (Tibetan independence) 民主中國 / 民主中国

>Fuck out of here, Chang.
fuck you leaf, china number 1

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Building an iron age hut in my backyard and walking around in a cloak and trousers with a shield and spear. Neighbours keep watching me fucking normos

silly roundeye, han chinese have superior eyeball genetics to prevent loss of eyeball

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I'm here to collect stores of Chunks buying shit in rural areas there. Stories links videos anything those fucking bug people are starting a war with a large supply chain attack.

Best wishes from Oregon, one of the only sensible places in America. I'm worried about you guys I think you might get invaded first because they are buying all your food. They are going to starve you then trick you into the red embrace with food. Be strong!

>I think you might get invaded first because they are buying all your food.

we got invaded decades ago user, we're finished here now

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Aus/pol/ Is early again

You'll be admitted to hospital in ten days

you dont get admitted to hospital for herpes

>be me
>waiting in line
>start talking to her
>hit it off
>exchange numbers
>message abit
>she only lives round the corner from me
>she comes over
>ends up staying over

as long as they dont stop aussie citizens from returning home...

t. ausfag in usa

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onya champ

I would definitely like Tas more than the GC weather wise but I've heard it's overrun by chinese and there's a lot fewer people down there in general.

What's swedish society like compared to aus?

There are a few chinks in hobart but none everywhere else other than the tourist spots like wineglass bay. i was last there in 2017, dunno how much it's changed though.

The gf

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Fuck all to do right now except drive around. beaches are closed here. Tried to sunbake the other morning and get me tan on (zyzz) but some cunt in a pickup told me that i had to vacate the beach immediately. At least i can still drive my shitbox around the mountains but ill inevitably just get stuck behind some fuckwit who wont pull over. Should have come home and waited for this to pass, at least in my rural hometown i could be going fishing all day

Fuck this.

Government have truly fucked me. I own a strawberry farm up in North QLD and am short on manpower due to this fuckwit Scott Morrison. Have tried everything in my power to get new workers but we all know what Aussies are like - nothin but a bunch of soft cocks and who think they aren't getting paid enough.

give up the larp you stupid cocksucker no one believes you.

>casuals btfo

Casual workers will need to have at least a 12-month link with one employer to be eligible for the government's coronavirus wage subsidy program.

Industrial Relations Minister Christian Porter has ruled out broadening the scope of the $130 billion scheme, which will see eligible workers receive $1500 each fortnight.

stop it

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the bf

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There are some pros and cons. I like the attitudes of Australians, they dont have time for bullshit, they will tell you straight up what they think. Your co-workers will be honest and not talk shit behind your back. You guys have a more macho-attitude towards things which i highly appreciate (needs to be said I am currently working in the outback in the mining industry, so that could be a major reason).
You guys are not afraid of being "offensive" or hurting someones feeling, in Sweden is feels like im playing with fire and always need to wear silk gloves everytime i interact with someone.

But then again, I do feel that swedes are a bit more "warmer" and sincere, there is a higher degree of mutual respect for each others (multiculturalism is destroying this day by day however). Your nightclubs also suck hard compared to Europe, always playing shit music, people dont know how to dress, dancefloor is often sterile etc.

Its much easier to get a job in Australia. Not because of less unemployment but because employers ask less questions and generally gives you a chance to prove yourself. In sweden you cannot get a job anywhere without submitting the right applications through the right process and have certificates back from kindergarten. This has mostly to do with the Unions being very powerful back home and made everything so bureaucratic.

FUCK OFF CHINKS

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Asian hands wrote this post

Hire some backpackers.
They are thousands of them stuck in Australia and in need of a job, you just have to ask on farm jobs related Facebook pages

9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-two-new-covid-19-deaths-nsw-hotspots-named/a13606be-a265-419c-b7b7-d834f240d22c
>He also listed out 13 neighbourhoods where health experts had detected worrying signs of community transmission.
>The hotspots included Waverley, Woollahra, Dee Why, Manly, Ryde, Macquarie Park, Broken Hill, Lake Macquarie, Manning, Nowra and south Nowra, Byron and Port Macquarie.
>Nowra and south Nowra

WEW, AND RETARDS WILL STILL TRY TO COME DOWN

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>Your co-workers will be honest and not talk shit behind your back.

you have much to learn. trust no one.

ruby princess has docked in port kembla ffs, Sydney wanted it gone.... so we get stuck with it. For what fucking reason?

>ranting nonstop about how much you hate Aussie farmers for three days straight

Fuck off you miserable cunt

Dunno I couldn't tell you. I hate how the South Coast always seems to be punished for Sydney's fuckups

The ex

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Anyone praised him this morning?

This is true, like I said im a backpacker from Sweden. Most of us in the hostel lost our jobs when there was a confirmed corona case in the hostel by some french asshole who did not self-isolate when he arrived to the country. So we all lost our jobs once word got out that our hostel went into lockdown (its been 2 weeks and nobody has shown symptoms, 50% has already gone home now). Most of us are already trying to find a way to get farmwork somewhere but its very hard cause you need to have a job secured before you start traveling (to even have the right to travel) and most farms dont advertise, you mostly have to go to a regional area and look while you're there.

So I would suggest you start adverticing. Put it on Rideshare groups or Farmwork groups on Facebook that has a lot of backpacker members.
There are thousands of us still stranded in aus cause we dont want to pay 4000 dollars to get back home, and risk getting stranded during a layover (yes this has happened to two of my friends, one has been stuck in Singapore for days cause every flight cancels).

Why havent you come home yet? Worst possible time to live in USA

>NO FUCKING CHINKS
Based. Remove when?

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