ATLAS (Asteroid Terrestrial-impact Last Alert System)
Very close to being a direct hit on earth for a 4800 year orbit object. Closer to sun than mercury, solar systems closest planet to sun. Exit trajectory if it remains whole in earths orbit. If heat of sun breaks it apart debris will shower earth. Not the size of Jupiter Asteroid itself is of unkown size, but due to brightness is a large object Reports of Jupiter size includes tail. Comets always sighted in times of plagues This one seems more like an attack trajectory. Spotted same time as Corona virus in December If not inna woods now run. Get to the dumbs if you can Thats why marines are currently clearing them. This is it boys Our heavenly father awaits us
Its not jupiter sized nor the tail you fucking duncewagon, if you actually read the articles that talked about the 'jupiter size' were referring to its atmosphere being the size of jupiter, whereas the size of the actual comet is a couple KM wide.
The comets eerie green glow is caused by cyanide hydoxychlorine which when super heated by the sun will leave a fog in earths orbit which will react with covid19 causing the recently deceased to walk again attacking all living beings
Asteroid #3549834347373475 is passing near Earth for 806497497345737 time and to fill the news cycle tards speak of it as if it were significant.
There's a story about asteroids every year, multiple times, for decades now.
Tards like OP still pay attention to it. It's both annoying (very annoying) and embarrassing to witness.
Juan Bailey
...to telos ho khronos apaitei
Nathaniel Martin
I can tell you one way or another everyone is gonna "die" but in reality we will wake up from this nightmare.
Nicholas Reyes
Lads, I'm so sorry you have to find this out via fucking Yas Forums of all places, but OP is bang on. COVID-19 is preemptive mass-euthanasia tool with the aim of ensuring optimal resource levels via population control; ultimately securing a 'reasonable' quality of life for those that survive the comet event.
>inb4 takeurmeds
Does it really matter if you think I'm wrong? What's important is you get your shit in order.
Andrew Rogers
Smoke a tainted batch of meth you waste of life then you'll see God. We don't want you here in existence, nobody does.
Henry Watson
Lmao wasn't` that how the zombies in black ops 1 2 & 3 started?
And here I thought that this was a shitty time to be alive. Boy, was I mistaken. Can't wait for the apocalypse. Hopefully it drives people insane enough for a small or medium scale happening compared to Corona.
Ryder Cox
Not talking about you sorry. You just did well
Jace Howard
Get near religious people/groups of people and warn them about it when it happens and then make a cult with them that you have absolute power
Leo Kelly
How does no one realize this????
William Sanchez
I don't believe a thing Q has ever said. The massive celestial body is just carrying with it an even more massive cloud of dust. Dust can occlude sunlight you clown.
Carter Sanders
that's the plot of "Night of the Comet".
Jonathan Torres
This things aligns pretty much with the Mayan calendar. We are entering a new age gentlemen.
Elijah Bennett
Like a shotgun blast over eastern China
Jace Cooper
>Lads, I'm so sorry you have to find this out via fucking Yas Forums of all places, but OP is bang on. COVID-19 is preemptive mass-euthanasia tool with the aim of ensuring optimal resource levels via population control; ultimately securing a 'reasonable' quality of life for those that survive the comet event. lol then why'd they release such a shit virus that hardly kills anyone? was the math just that, oh, we only need .001% of population to die and then we're good resource wise?
"As comets travel closer to the Sun, they increase in brightness as the heat from the star causes them to burn. ATLAS is headed toward the Sun, and will make its closest approach on May 31, 2020, where it will be as close as 23,517,819 miles to the star, that’s closer than planet Mercury is to the Sun. The comet ATLAS will be closest to Earth on May 23, 2020"
Ignore the geometric growth at your own pe- wait, you already did
At least it has the silver lining that urbanfags are the majority of the unfortunate
Anthony Lee
I thought it was April 30th? Or maybe thats just when you can see it with the naked eye? Anyways I turn 23 on the 31st. What should I wish for from the comet?
Don't you schizos tired of different imaginary happenings every day when we have real one going on right now?
Carter Lee
That's asteroid 1998 OR2 that will pass by on April 29th
Jeremiah Robinson
Well, the one we have now isn't killing fast enough, Dima
Adam Torres
I keep trying to inform the ones I care about that we should leave the city. Its difficult. Ill find someone who listens, and if not, sit with them and tell them the moment it all happens >whatever happens, happens
Chase Myers
I don't fucking care about the space potatoe, but Im 10 days sober and want to drink some whisky right now so fucking bad
Op is an idiot that's making a mix up of two different celestial bodies: one is a well known asteroid, the other is a well observed comet.
David Martin
Compared to withering out to some shitty flu I get to be exploded on a galactic scale where my remains will be scattered across the universe? This is a happening I can embrace.
Jace Peterson
>Im 10 days sober and want to drink some whisky right now so fucking bad Me too user, day 14. Keep going bro
Adrian Roberts
Why is may always the month for asteroid impact stories? It's weird. People always claim we are getting smoked by a space rock, or niburu is coming, or the rapture and almost always it is in may
Grayson Morgan
from my expirience it should last like 2 weeks and then it leaves you away. anyway I've made a thread for such people like us
