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just got fined for going to the hospital edition

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Cheers

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Duffy was drugged for 4 weeks,raped and taken abroad.
Says she flew back to the UK with him.
Pardon me for saying but I don't believe her.

My farts are eggy and robust

meme man?

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I'm trying for nofap but whenever I even think about a pretty girl (one in particular) I wanna coom wat do?

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reminder that this virus is a bioweapon. there is nothing natural about its structure or the way it behaves. it's mutating at a faster rate than any virus in human history.

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no incels in his cabinet

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I shouldn't have ate that whole yoke of ice-cream lads

I got you bruh

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If Bojo recovers and does fuckall to China after this blows over then we might as well just not bother with politics ever again.

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the uk strain has a 2% "survival" rate.

Church St
Marylebone, London
NW8 8EX

cheeky bit o rona

The Lord Condemns Idolatry

Ezekiel 6:1-13
Again the word of the Lord came to me, saying, "Son of man, set your face against the mountains of Israel and prophesy against them. You shall say, "You mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord. Thus says the Lord to the mountains and hills, to the ravines and valleys: "Behold, I shall destroy your high places. Your altars, along with your sacred precincts, shall be broken down. I shall cast down your wounded in the presence of your idols, and scatter your bones all around your altars. In all your dwelling places, the cities shall be laid waste, and the high places shall be abolished, so as to destroy your altars and break your idols in pieces and remove your sacred precincts.
The wounded shall fall in your midst, and you shall know that I am the Lord, when some among you are escaping from the sword among the nations and when you are smattered among the countries. Then those of you who escape among the nations where they were taken captive will remember Me. For I swore an oath against their heart, which went away from Me and committed fornication, and against their eyes, which committed fornication after their practices. They shall mourn over themselves amid all their abominations. Then they shall come to know that, the Lord, have spoken."
Thus says the lord "Clap your hands and stamp your feet, and say, "Good, well done! Good, well done!" Because of all of the abominations of the house of Israel, they shall fall by the sword, by death, and by famine. He who is near shall fall by the sword, and he who is far off shall die an untimely death; and he who is in the confinement shall perish by famine. Thus will I accomplish My wrath upon them. Then you shall come to know that I am the Lord, when your wounded are among your idols, all around your altars, on every high hill, and under every shady tree where they offered a sweet aroma to their idols. So I will stretch out My hand against them, and appoint the land for des..

jews did this

I don't believe her either. If she went to the police her story would be easy to track and gain evidence. Passport records, hotel cctv, restaurant cctv etc. Lying cunt begging for exposure.

rolling for Boris' survival

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>when the kike puppet is dying and soon you’ll assume direct control

Me too bruv, must ‘ave been the Shephad’s Poie n black puddin, innit?

P for Panda 100hp

>P

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>if only they knew how bad things really are

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Unironically helpful

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Just (((patriots))) to israel

Says hes in hosptial for "tests". What does that even mean? Tests

>he's still bothering with politics

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We knew all along.

a sit down with raab would have you dribbling piss down your inside leg you virgin

>>Gym while listening to Eye of the Tiger for motivation imagining himself as some sort of successful CEO in meetings
>X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Gogglebox and First Dates with the Missus
>Holidays with the lads in Bendiorm, Ibiza, Magaluf(Shagaluf) or Prague or Amsterdam for Stags(but only exclusively sticking to British pubs)
>Call centre job or job at some supermarket where he day dreams of making it big on his boring shifts
>Shitty Barrat new build home with lots of cut corners everywhere

How are Deanos content with living such a dull existence?

It means he's in hospital for tests

why can't you spastics make a new in time and link it, are we full of newfags again?

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I'd have that hooked nose greaser in a choke hold faster than your mum squeezed out a load in the local glory hole you knob.

He was already tested though.

New York user, studying abroad starting January 2021 in London (unless my school fucks me cause of corona).

What's your guys honest opinion on the city?

Is that man a Brit/pol/ user? He's what I imagine you all look like.

i'm having a hard time convincing slags to not worry about the virus and come visit me for a midweek pumping

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Like fine wine, it only gets better with age.

Only an hour to go.
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Is facesitting porn still illegal in the UK?

London is not English

post a pic stickarms

Yeah the elected representative would totally get violent

Tell em you only have herpes and they come running.

intensive care

Why weren't you there?

I want to lick his armpits

Cannot yearn for what you cannot comprehend lad. Deano is a simple fella.

You can't face sit 2 meters apart pad

>I always thought that
>we'd achieve greatness
>side by side
>But if i must achieve it alone
>I do so only with you in mind
>wait for me
>and I'll climb high enough
>for you to see me across the world

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Av a look you twat.

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Being a key worker who can't work from home sucks.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, I'm definitely going to take a free 2 week holiday from work once I've caught up with all the stuff I was too lazy to do before.

it wouldn't even get violent but he'd piss himself anyway because of how outrageous a mogging it'd be for him to be in the same room as raab

>site divides deaths by total cases
worthless. you only used closed cases when calculating CFR

based

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lmfao you can't that's what i thought

Alright Bloody Mary.

>we will meet again
Brought a tear to my eyes.
That's literally me you donkey!

nwo agenda

Why weren't you there?

>boris's favourability rating halves in 7 days
>boris take a trip to hospital

bojo is so fucking smart.

If you bothered to read it you'd see it reports the current CFR per country right at the top, you fucking imbecile.

it means he`s off to antartica because the 4km asteroid is rapidly approaching

The old boxy 4x4 Panda is probably the most underrated car ever made.

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