/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2964 - WEBM EDITIONS

How bad are things looking right now?

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got any more?

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just a tenfold flu
>t.bill

["The lion sleeps tonight" sounds in the distance]

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why big cats and not house cat

Reality check for all the doomers in here:

>nobody under 70 is dying
>most deaths are from comorbidities being blamed on this new strain of cold
>in 2 months the death rate will be below flu numbers when the tens of millions of asymptomatic cases are accounted for

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>But Daddy, I want mass graves NOW!

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nigger

So if you catch it and it isn't so bad that you need to be hospitalized then it's just a flu and you'll be fine after a week or two?

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When will Disney World and other theme parks/resorts reopen?

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Tassie cunt here, "chest infection" diagnosed over the phone is getting really bad and noone will actually see me.
We're still refusing to test people who haven't been travelling.
Am I kill?

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>Brazilian polemicist, self-promoted philosopher, political pundit, literary critic, former astrologer and journalist living since 2005 in Richmond, Virginia

This nothing burger is getting moldy
Mods get this shit over to

Who else remembers the anger stage of acceptance during /cvg/?

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BoJo on death bed, other animals can get sick too. Tigers and Lions started to coof in some zoo

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Can I reuse n95 masks? Can they be cleaned and reused? I only have 10 at the moment

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tks krautanon

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Assuming the reinfection, and no immunity memes aren't true

This is the best general on Yas Forums. If I could transmit coronavirus through internet affection I would.

>literal flat-earther

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I’ll tell you what sucks. Organ donations are way down. My business relies too damn heavily on those

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

You can't even prove the virus exists.

Was playing Skyrim the past four days. What did I miss?

Disturbed_Down_With_the_THICCness.mp3

oh you again, here's your (You)
how's your day going btw?

nothingburger

>zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/coronavirus-echtzeit-karte-deutschland-landkreise-infektionen-ausbreitung
>>daily situation report from RKI in german:
>rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
>>COVID-19 dashboard from RKI in german:
>experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4
>>daily situation report on overall IC capacity from DIVI in german:
>divi.de/images/Dokumente/DIVI-IntensivRegister_Tagesreport_2020_04_03.pdf
>>IC capacity in hospitals from DIVI in german:
>divi.de/register/intensivregister?view=items
>>info on IC treatment of COVID-19 from Ärzteblatt in german:
>aerzteblatt.de/archiv/213160/SARS-CoV-2-Infektion-Wenn-COVID-19-Patienten-intensivpflichtig-werden

literally fake news media

How do we murder religious people?
twitter.com/dankefer/status/1246490968259526657

Go cough on a cashier. They'll rush you straight to getting tested

>JUST A BIGGER CAT user

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Hopefully never

Age breakdown of NYC's COVID-19 dead (per NYC Health Department):
0-17: 2
18-44: 140
45-64: 587
65-74: 612
75 and older: 1131

are things looking better or worse than 72 hours ago?

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Fuck shitalians.

1 billion infected by the end of May.

Doctors in your country are literally retarded, so yes, you are kill

Burgers I want you to spread panic in the US, simply print poster of corona chan and put them out in public places. We want the Boomers to see we worship the disease, we want people to believe a cult is responsible for all of this, spread posters everywhere especially in areas that are afraid of the disease. Simply write on the poster of corona chan "All HAIL THE GODDESS CORONA CHAN".

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 334,730 (9,572) Spain 131,646 (12,641) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,123 (1,584) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,100 (715) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 15,425 (277) Austria 12,051 (204) Portugal 11,278 (295) Brazil 11,130 (486) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,430 (49) Sweden 6,830 (401) Norway 5,687 (71) Australia 5,687 (37) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,994 (158) Czech Republic 4,543 (67) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (151) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Ecuador 3,646 (180) India 3,588 (99) Philippines 3,246 (152) Pakistan 3,157 (47) Japan 3,139 (77) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,402 (34) Peru 2,281 (83) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,169 (23) Finland 1,927 (28) Serbia 1,908 (51) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) United Arab Emirates 1,799 (10) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +23,373 (+1,121) Spain +5,478 (+694) Italy +4,316 (+525) Germany +4,031 (+140) France +2,886 (+518) Iran +2,483 (+151) United Kingdom +5,903 (+621) Turkey +3,135 (+73) Switzerland +595 (+49) Belgium +1,260 (+164) Netherlands +1,224 (+115) Canada +1,513 (+46) Austria +270 (+18) Portugal +754 (+29) Brazil +770 (+41) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +579 (+5) Sweden +387 (+28) Norway +137 (+9) Australia +137 (+7) Russia +658 (+2) Ireland +390 (+21) Czech Republic +71 (+8) Chile +310 (+7) Denmark +292 (+18) Poland +475 (+15) Romania +251 (+5) Malaysia +179 (+4) Ecuador +181 (+8) Philippines +152 (+8) Pakistan +339 (+6) Luxembourg +75 (+5) Saudi Arabia +223 (+5) Peru +535 (+10) Indonesia +181 (+7) Thailand +102 (+3) Finland +45 (+3) Serbia +284 (+7) Mexico +202 (+19) Dominican Republic +167 (+5) Greece +62 (+5) South Africa +70 (+2) Qatar +279 (+1) Colombia +79 (+3) Argentina (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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It just got worse incrementally.

You're welcome.

BoJo is in the hospital, prolly going to die any day now.

cat girl version of corona-chan when?

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