OK who coofed on the Tiger

Animal to human transmission confirmed

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Corona virus is related to common cold which several species get and can infect each other with. Cats and dogs for one.

>It doesn’t matter because it’s not real.
Someone was trying to tell me that you can get corona from texting even if you aren't around your phone. Sounds like something people on here would believe if it was in the news.

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My cat died of coronavirus. He was my little tiger.

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F

For a natural evolved virus yes, for something purposefully made, hard to say.

>pic
kek that looks dumb but is actually a good idea.

better than a kick in the nuts but just barely. none of these people are wearing eye protection.

bruh. my hamster just sneezed when i saw this.

You fools
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_coronavirus

Collect federal money for covid related and suddenly lots of things become covid related.
"To be eligible for federal funding, state expenditures must meet three conditions. First, they must be necessary expenditures incurred due to the COVID-19 public health emergency."

Who do you think goes to zoos to see tigers?

I dont believe this is truth...
1st old people
then black people
now lion tigers and bears

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The masks aren't to protect you as much as protect others. The long incubation period means you could be contagious without even knowing it. Having a mask or bandana or anything else in front of your face means your breath won't travel as far so you won't infect as many other people. And if everybody does that, then it will drastically reduce the spread.

why did bill gates do this to humanity

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Omg I went to far on April fools day!! I done goofed guise. I'm so sorry.

So China was right about killing all the pet dogs.

I needed some lols tanks.

>coof
why isnt it coogh?

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no
corona infects all higher order vertebrates, this includes fish, birds, lizards and shit
it has to do with a functionally similar ACE2 enzyme expressed on the cell membrane
it's just that the majority of all these species jumps will lead to an extremely mild infection that is not able to be spread back or to it's own species
this is really well established, pretty basic knowledge nowadays
you should check out SARS (horse shoe bat)
MERS camels
OC43 cows
HKU1 mice
there's many more corona strains and there have been a few pandemics over the last three decades, they didn't get too much notice until SARS
NL63 is aalso from bats I think
beside that especially human infection of pets with corona, influenza and vice versa is really well researched, not all viral particles are as interracial as corona tho and the majority of all viral particles are pretty harmless.

fuck coofers!

>169E931C-6FDE-45E1-B0E1-9688B2447BA4
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this
>face financial ruin from lockdown
>suddenly idea.mpeg
>take swab from mr chang
>say it was swabbed from tiger
>WE NEED URGENT EMERGENCY FUNDING FOR CORONA
>sure you can try to check if it's true, all you have to do is stick a cotton bud up the tiger's throat...
>also we are out of sedative
thats why it's a tiger. this is 100% a gibs scheme

edition.cnn.com/2020/04/05/us/tiger-coronavirus-new-york-trnd/index.html

Its fucking real

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Since it usually leads to a milder disease progression and the antibodies also need to be functionally the same with a similar protein binding domain, we were able to use cow pox to defeat smallpox for example.
Similar to that, since all ACE2 binding corona virus share a functional similar "injector", this also means that any antibodies at least infer some resistance (the affinity of it's "PBD" can vary, this corona strain has a rather high binding affinity with it's epitope compared to others, but this also theoretically effects how well antibodies bind to it and the movement of both virus and antibodies is basically caused by brown'sch molecular movement, bumping into shit all day until something hits, so people with a high ACE2 expression (fatsos, diabeetus, high blood pressure people) are rather harshly fucked.
Men are also more fucked due to this as well as a stronger unspecific immune response, which in case of viral infections isn't all that useful at least when compared to how useful it is against most single cell organisms that could invade a body.
RNA and DNA within the host cell benefit the same from temperature increase.
And since that shit evolved in black smokers, unlike complex proteins it's pretty temperate stable.

its a UUID/GUID you spastic

Mother nature signalling chinese disease.

>Tiger brand coughing is a real treat
>Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat

Corona-chan mistook it for a furryfag

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A unique tracking token that can be used to map the spread of memes to see what sites are common to a community.

DO TIGERS COUGH

HAS ANYONE CAUGHT ONE ON VIDEO

They're fucking testing the tigers and some people can't even get tests? Wtf is this shit.

>Completely different DNA
Mammals are mostly the same.

Carol fuken baskin

>Gaps by the nose.
Yep. Good idea.

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There was an ugly Leftist chick with the last name of Donovan that did a study on Yas Forums using GUID's. Her email was compromised and a pic of her bent over ass/crotch was leaked.

saved.

uh oh time to start social distancing cats.

>>take swab from mr chang
>>say it was swabbed from tiger

They won't notice 'eight missing chromosomes.'

>lion tigers and bears

Oh, my!

Tigers are worth more than thots and niggers

when this starts affecting cows and pigs, everything will be fucked

This is the lamest human extinction event possible to be honest, I'd rather die in a nuclear war.

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The only way for Covid-19 transmission from Human to Animal is through Sexual Transmission. I am on the research team analyzing the Tiger.

>The rape kit turned out positive.

Do you work in a lab?

How do you even test a tiger for covid? Stick a swab up their nostril?

>edition.cnn.com/2020/04/05/us/tiger-coronavirus-new-york-trnd/index.html
>CNN

Because I'm coofing

I bet an infected white girl fucked it

lmao they're so fucking vague with everything about this case... especially the "asymptotic zookeeper". I'm calling bullshit.

Coronas have been infecting felines forever. In house cats, strains cause FIP, a slow-killing condition. SARS might have hopped to humans from civets. Tiger probably caught it from endemic Corona strains common in soil.

aphis.usda.gov/aphis/newsroom/news/sa_by_date/sa-2020/ny-zoo-covid-19

>Completely different DNA
Turns out 'Le American Education' meme isn't a meme after all.
Please take a good look at that tiger. It has a vertebrae, four main appendages and a head.
The biggest difference between this tiger and you is that the tiger has sex.

NOOOOO NOT THE TIGGERINOS

Nobdy, this is an airborn virus. The wind blows it farther than 27 feet. Thats why the elite are going into bunkers

Based

>all the NPCs obsessed with netflix tiger show
>somehow zoos have extra test kits
big psyop mood

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>mammal

This shit is a bioweapon.
Some sperg researchers pumped it through a cavalcade of lab animals.
Some twisted syringe merry go round of virus-in virus out to every manner of animal to try and produce cross species mutation.
Of course the sick sperg would need animals. Lots of animals. That wet market is going to come up again and again.

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Corona-chan is pretty drunk right now.