PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON EDITION /ptg/

i don't like Latinas that have chink slant eyes

MIGA

Probably trying to make that captain who leaked to the press into a hero.

Fucking chinks. A menace to all beasts and men.

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>Why is it so bad in NYC?

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I'm thinking
IMPEACHMENT!!!

PRESS BRIEFING IN 1 HOUR @ 7 PM
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>UPDATE: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing at 7:00PM.

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Heh, you pathetic drumpfniggers are so stupid. IMAGINE voting for a literal cheeto with no hands. You make me sick. You racist nazis have no place in our society. You should imitate your dear leader HITLER and make israel great again, you fucking racists.

I'm on the right side of history btw. pic related, the last thing a nazi sees before i punch them.

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No. You have to go back.

MAGA
Exterminate all furries

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You know, the media and rest of the world should be considerate of the places where corona virus isn't a big deal.
Why must we suffer a lack of news and constantly be reminded of other people's problems?

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See graph

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MAGA

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Has an autist tracked him down yet?

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>So what's going to be the lead story on tomorrow's episode of:
>"ORANGE-MAN-BAD!"
>PRESS BRIEFING IN 1 HOUR @ 7 PM

Guess we won't have to wait that long to see

PRESS RALLY BACK ON

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BASED

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Sup bro's, i'm back

>literal cheeto
>literal
i do not think that means what you think it means.

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>Blimpf deciding to have a fucking presserally today anyway

It's all because of that fucking tiger in the Bronx...Blimpf gotta calm down all the potential panic that it can be transferred from other mammals

Post the real pic, shitlord!

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that one can

ANd still she has her "job"

>Why didn't Drumphie order tiger masks and enforce tiger distancing rules?

AWOO!

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does anyone even believe china's numbers at all at this point?
>also why is this meme so damn funny?

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MAGA

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Found the gay.

MAGA
KAG
EXPEL HEBREWS

Who dis nigga?

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>SS tracksuits
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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RURALITE RELEVANT NEWS UPDATE:
the stalks of corn grew a few millimeters
END OF RURALITE RELEVANT NEWS UPDATE

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You know what the best part of that was? The chinkett's mom had more balls to save her than the bug"man".

nobody missed you, just like in real life

>ID: fG8
>fag8
>faggot

>Opinion
>WashPoo

Into the trash it goes

Dang it, Signora.

>PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON EDITION
can you use this one again but change it to "coughing tiger" thank you

>the stalks of corn grew a few millimeters
HOW MANY MILLIMETERS?!
WHAT ABOUT THE CATTLE BIRTHS?!
THE MILLER FAMILY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HILL, DID THEIR CHICKEN COOP GET BUILT ON TIME?!

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>washingtonpost.com
INTO_THE_TRASH_IT_GOES

I want to pound dat azz.

Presser at 7 PM ET

WH live stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=_N-J7MRUo0Y

yuck!

oh it's snoopy mcgee

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That's obamaleaf. He posted his picture yesterday to prove he's not Chinese.

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And written by (((Max Boot))) to boot.

so did a chink eat one or did a nig fuck one?

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No RSBN?

It's NYC so probably niggers.

looking for gossip instead of news it seems

>Jewish Neocon kvetches about DRUMPF for the 6 gorillionth time this year

WHOA

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KEK, the shills are MAD AS FUCK!!!

Are you the trailer park schizo?

10 million out of work
3.5 million thrown off of their health insurance

This is a deliberate, systematic eradication of "The Surplus Population". The poor, ethnic minorities, and everyone that rich, white, straight, cis America despises, and wants gone.

This is how The Boogaloo happens. Not by force of arms, but by the opportunistic weaponization of a pandemic.

Many of those jobs are never coming back.
The mass graves are coming.

This is how it ends.
Not with a bang, but a cough.

it's me and you have my permission to to distribute my photo as you see fit

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Fucking kek

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>le fetal alcohol syndrome face

It'll be another fucking half hour late, at least...actually, don't be fucking surprised if it isn't until 8 PM ET so Blimpf can really launch into prime time in the east and midwest

Blimpf knows what he's doing when it comes to ratings

>This is a deliberate, systematic eradication of "The Surplus Population". The poor, ethnic minorities, and everyone that rich, white, straight, cis America despises, and wants gone.
Based.

>looking for gossip instead of news it seems
those chickens need a coop, boyo

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Snoopy again? or you call a friend up? Your schizo thing isn't working.

#firefauci trending number one on twatter

twitter.com/search?q=#FireFauci&src=trend_click

Anyone that trusts anything China says or does is certifiably retarded.

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>#firefauci trending number one on twatter
not for long

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YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

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Why are people all Grouchy 'bout Fauci?

Isn't posting behind a proxy or vpn against the rules.
Silly snoopy isn't american, he's a canadian old man lives down the street

i was just talking to someon about using them japanase vending machine schoolgril underwear as masks

Why is this?

This is WRONG!

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Aren't the vending machine panties used though?

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interesting read. thanks man.

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>That's obamaleaf. He posted his picture yesterday to prove he's not Chinese.
OH NO NO NO NO

The way Jewish Neocons like Boot and Kristol kvetch their asses off about Trump all day, everyday, continually reminds me that I made the right choice when I finally decided to climb aboard the Trump Train.

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Based af

>It becomes 100% confirmed that neets won't be getting trumpbux
>Shilling increases tenfold today

I wonder if there's a correlation.

He says such nice things to me like "you should become a corpse"
He's the friendly neighborhood neighborino, I tell you Huwat

>Aren't the vending machine panties used though?
they sure are

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How many cocks will it take to convince you to fuck off?

But NEETs do get Trumpbux.

Pretty sure they are.

man is an optics GOD

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The media lied about 3M having their masks seized. Reddit was on fire blasting the drumpf admin

MIGA

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LMFAO based. Fuck Pakis and fuck China. Indian power 2020.

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Please tell me she's still alive.
Last time I checked, she was and actually started to do relevant shit.

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what happened to ancap trumbux are nigger welfare spaz user?
i miss him

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Ok. You're definitely the schizo. That biker gang still stalking you bro?

Max Boot is such a fucking faggot. I hope he gets skinned alive and set on fire (in Minecraft).

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Gonna be his best presser yet

Pardon? Where was this confirmed?

neets get trumpbux they just have to file a zero return

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People started filtering him so he banned a bunch of people (he is or was a mod) and ragequit.

What did he mean by this?

>This is what I have in my car

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>The media lied about 3M having their masks seized.

Trumpster will bring that up

Jokes on you

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