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How long till Corbyn returns demanding another election because we didn't vote for Boris replacement

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bullshit. 50% on vent recover

>Jezza
you mean starmer

I give him 95% chance of survival

If he croaks can u lads give a try at running the country?

this
eceleb dogwhistles not appreciated

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Eddie.

Raab has literally recovered and the figure is still 135. They are obviously not wasting tests to count recoveries.

>135 "recoveries"
>4934 deaths

ahahaha brexit cancelled. People's Vote incoming.

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How do I give up the ciggies lads?

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I lost any remaining faith I had in him when I saw the Love Actually spoof with the WW/BM couple.

Boris will survive unfortunately

>one of the UK’s biggest chads died

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>47,806 cases
>4934 deaths
>somehow equals 2% survival

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twitter.com/LBC/status/1246890422737219586

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Don't. Ciggies kill the virus. Big NHS doesn't want you to know this.

Transition ends in January lol

hmm

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you only count closed cases. you can assume that the open cases will follow a similar pattern.

No i mean jezza. Starmer isnt full retard

He looks like a classic pedo

Probably hype because the fake virus is simply not killing ppl. Overall deaths are down, they had to do death certs for the beer flu instead of what they actually died of

Well yes to be fair when you take into account how many have ‘survived’ so far. I imagine the death % will lower with more cases getting resolved

snus lad
haypp.com will sort you out

Boris dies cause of "corona", new goverment in place, European Union becomes a unified state to combat against future pandemics, thus paving the way for the global goverment

Unlikely so if they were announcing that he was going to hospital at this time of night on a Sunday.

Is there like a subprime minister that takes charge now?

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I wish we did have the balls to do what Sweden is doing desu

post priti patel

she knows, its her turn

twitter.com/patel4witham/status/1246915210516090881?s=20

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FFS

Will Deano culture produce anything of literary value?

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literally just stop
it's that simple

Every day we stray further from God.

jezza ain't leader any longer

that's because he is one. google "rains list"

some dude faking a fake illness faking he's in hospital

k den

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BORIS IS ON A VENTILATOR
BORIS IS ON A VENTILATOR
BORIS IS ON A VENTILATOR
BORIS IS ON A VENTILATOR

RAAB IS ON THE PHONE WITH THE QUEEN

what a mess

I thought I'd cope alright with this isolation malarkey since I did it voluntarily for years but I'm really missing the regular social shit with workmates etc. That and I was getting in to a few different 'hobbies' that have to be put on hold.

Fucking sucks.

Hopefully not.

>because the fake virus is simply not killing ppl
26% of closed cases have ended in death outside of china. china potentially has 21 million+ dead already.

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h hello l l lads. Have you got any new hip and dank memes for me?

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What would happen if the entire cabinet died lmao

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deano doesn't read books

So?

lol

We get Cummed.

don't give me hope lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Oe7uKhHj-kk

>A man has been rescued by helicopter from the Pyrenees after trying to walk from France to Spain to buy cheap cigarettes, reports say.

>The local mountain rescue service said the man was found "exhausted, shivering, cold and lost" when he was eventually picked up. Despite his ordeal, he was fined €135 ($146; £119) for breaking coronavirus lockdown rules.

>"We remind you once more. STAY AT HOME," the regional police tweeted.

>The mountain rescue service said the man, from Perpignan - about 25km (15 miles) from the Spanish border - had initially set off by car but was turned back at a checkpoint.

Silly cunt.

Deputy PM always takes over when the PM is temporarily unavailable, Boris decided not to have one, Raab is the highest ranked cabinet official.

anyone want to go to longleat?

who's ready to watch thaddeus prime mogg starmer at the despatch box?

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Love me Queen

Cheers lad. Never tried that brand before

Tried to ween off it with a vape but never worked. Also nicorette gum but that was crap too.

>post priti patel
It will be glorious. She'll turn are cunt ree around.

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Our local fireman rescued some slag on a horse that fell in the canal, took 3 fire engines to get her out.

I got banned after posting my response.

some 16 year old was missing relatives thought he might be trying to walk 200+ miles to his girlfriend

quarantine really doing a number on some people

footie biographies, but he never finishes them

Depends if you consider the ladbible facebook page literary

They need to put boris on a fucking ECMO machine stat. we do not need a less competent leader

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>Starmer isnt full retard
Ah, that's where you'd be wrong, lad.
He's a remainer-tard and a slimey lawyer who is personally responsible for so many pakis getting away with murder and the crackdown on whites, as well as the big nonce cases were covered up by him.
He's the worst one yet, worse than corbyn.
He's even written books full of retarded eu-loving shite. Someone should toss him into a blazing furnace or something useful like that.

This is your new life now. Watch Netflix, coom and update your status on social media.

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What defines a Deano?

Imagine wanting a fucking Indian to be British PM

>Chapatti midget
She must be about 4' 11"

That's just stats, you have to take actual deaths & a % of the countries population. As you cannot test everyone in the country you simply assume the highest figure which is 100% of the population. That means the US has 29 ppl die per 1 million population. It's a complete nothing burger, especially of that 29 ppl per 1 million of population they are ppl who were dying anyway.

did they find that mong

What a disappointing looking fry up.

didn't know it was fucking panto season

S

based as fuck
too much free time, people are researching and making their minds up
even though """independent fact checkers""" and govt scientists all say it's fine....
BASED GREAT NEWS
5G a kill

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>Finally I have become herd immunity

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Much as I'd love to destroy her juicy dumper, she sold us out to Israel.

I came here expecting to find updates on Boris but see nothing but your autistic shitposts

Reposting so he sees this
> paul joseph watson putting the norf greggs lady in his new video
I know you are here in this general paul. We would all like you alot more if you wasnt wink wink nudging at us all the fucking time mate ok. We get it, you go on Yas Forums bla bla bla
You wont be forgiven for that video about "britbongland" that was the cringiest title ever son

Why not.
We have a jew turk atm

That's what the shadow cabinet is for.

I want that indian to sit on my face desu
Priti a cute

These digits confirm that Boris is A-ok

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90% of people dont get tested if not more

>a bong that can think beyond his dick
well done.

Nobody knows anything. The government doesn't want to cause panic by saying the PM is on a ventilator or something like that.

no thanks

>Quarantine the mild strains of COVID
>Allow the deadly strain to spread through the hospitals
>Spanish Flu all over again

Catch the mild version from a kid quick lads.

Where is he now

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GAS GAS GAS

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>years have passed since this image was made
>nobody has corrected it so that the newspaper is no longer back-to-front

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how have you been coping with restaurants being closed down?

>social media
Still not socialised and domesticated enough for that. Pester people on whats app occasionally, that's about it.

Did try the dating app thing back along. Not a pleasant experience. Went back to leaving it to fate to fuck me as she seems to do on a regular basis anyway.

probably, if he'd disappeared would be bigger news i think

OH NO NO NO NO SCOTTISH BROS AHHAAH

Seriously why the fuck did people react so negatively towards her all she did was visit her home its not like she interacted with anyone get a fucking grip
Its like reporting somebody for going outside into their garage

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Any gubbermint sells us out to the highest bidder.
How do people not get that they fuck us over? Wtf.

source of this figure: your arse

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/05/police-across-country-using-powers-do-not-have-vanishingly/

Last Saturday morning Marie Dinou was arrested by officers on the concourse of Newcastle railway station. She was taken to a police station, where she remained, mute, for two days and two nights. On being taken to a magistrates’ court, she was convicted – in her absence and without representation – of a non-existent offence. That offence would have remained on her record were it not for the exposure of this case by the press and its review by Kirsty Brimelow QC, which persuaded the CPS to apply to withdraw the conviction.

The police officers arrested Ms Dinou for an offence under Schedule 21 of the Coronavirus Act. That applies to people officers have "reasonable grounds to believe" may be infected, whom they may "direct" to go to a place where they may be assessed and treated. Yet they admittedly had no such belief and arrested Ms Dinou simply because she was "loitering" on the platform.

More concerning still were the actions of the District Judge. Ms Dinou having refused to speak, she ordered her to return to her cell and, after hearing a trial in her absence consisting of police officers reading their statements, convicted her.

Whatever her reasons for excluding Ms Dinou from the courtroom, the District Judge made a grave error in finding that the officers’ allegations of fact amounted to an offence. They cannot have done, given that the officers did not state their belief that she was infected. While Ms Dinou can be expected to be compensated for her wrongful arrest, how many more such abuses might there be – especially in courts sitting (whether openly or by video link) with limited if any public scrutiny?

This reveals a wider problem. After limited to non-existent public debate and little if any scrutiny of this legislation by Parliament (which has since decided not to continue to sit) the police have been granted sweeping powers. These also include the Health Protection (Coronavirus) Regulations, through which they may enforce restrictions on people leaving their homes.

Here, too, police forces around the country have used and declaimed powers they do not have. While officers may stop individuals under the regulations, they may not do on the grounds that their trip was not ‘essential’. Save in respect of a definition of items needed for home maintenance, that word does not feature in the regulations.

Rather, officers may only question those they reasonably believe did not have a ‘reasonable excuse’ for leaving their residence; and this may be one of a number of listed reasons (which are not comprehensive). The only restriction is on the reason for leaving, not on what is done afterwards. While the word ‘essential’ is used in government guidance, that is not the law and officers do not have the power to enforce compliance with it.

Policing in this country is through consent and relies upon the fair enforcement of the law, subject to a public and accessible justice system. Never is this more important than where the public are restricted from leaving their homes and the courts sit either online or in empty court buildings.

Home cooking as usual

fuck that bitch having a second home

where's mine? oh yeah i'm not some fucking apparatchik

is Deano a Gymcel? Something tells me a lot of them would fit into this category giving how obsessed they are with "making it" as part of their whole image.

sitting in his favourite english pub in benidorm having lager and chips as we speak

While the senior judiciary have actively promoted the ability of journalists to access online court hearings, this will affect only those cases of which they are already aware. It has been suggested that one means of ensuring public justice would be by televising hearings, whether online or in person. The traditional objections to such a course – that it would lead to hearings being treated as ‘theatre’ and that witnesses’ testimony may be affected by the knowledge that they were being televised – are perhaps less important than the need to ensure that justice is not just done but seen to be done.

More important still is that the judiciary take particular care to scrutinise police actions and allegations in empty courts with often unrepresented defendants. A public health crisis must not lead to a crisis of confidence in those who enforce the law and safeguard justice.

Francis Hoar is a barrister specialising in public law.

Whats wrong with this though
Its only bad if shes mixing with other people

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***TRIGGER WARNING***
hes a landlord.

trying to get his balls out of the toilet after dropping off due to corona

of course

They talk about what she did as if she unplugged a ventilator

i imagine they would just do enough

Being sworn in as PM now that boris is dead

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>pay 80% of everyone's wages for 3 months
>buy everyone a hazmat suit

why is boris wasting so much money?

Ahem...

Cheers!

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What would happen if boris dies?

Twitter were throwing an absolute fucking shitfit over it wanting her gone because she "broke quarantine"

fucking chad kek

tldr: Jackboot's are in force and the news are using some paki as a champion of freedom of movement.

I visited my auntie and uncle's house in my early teens, and my uncle was sitting in his chair watching a nature documentary on television. He made a humorous comment in passing about how I should suck in my stomach to attract women, and I have often done that to appear less chubby or something. One time in school playing a tackling game on the grass my t-shirt lifted and Steven, in passing, commented that I was chubby. One time my friend's mother was staying with us after her divorce and I walked into the kitchen topless and she said I was too skinny and that there was nothing to hold onto, which was I guess some kind of sexual reference. I stole a cigarette from her purse and showed it off to another friend in school as if it was some secret, highly valuable and rare object. In the changing rooms in school, after gym, some boys would spray so much Lynx that we would all be coughing and would have to leave the room. One time I wore some of my mother's perfume to school because I didn't realise that it was only for women, I just thought it smelled nice. A girl behind me on the bus commented and said it smelled nice and I thanked her. I asked my mother to buy cream for my penis because it was inflamed quite often, and would seep a whitish liquid like a burst blister because I didn't realise I could and should pull the foreskin back and clean underneath. One time my mother pulled a muscle in her back and laid in bed all day and I cycled to the pharmacy for something and then waited on the road to guide the doctor's car to our house. My mother's boyfriend sat me down to tell me that my mother was depressed because she was going through the menopause. His wife had died from cancer and he, my mother, his son and me ate salmon and boiled potatoes in their dining room and it was quiet and quite awkward. He loved the song Smoke on the Water, and he and my mother would listen to the song Easy Like A Sunday Morning together.

Maybe its superinfection from all the other shit knocking about hospitals. I avoid them if at all possible these days.

Because he won't be around to pay the bill

South korea for one
Look around you, everyone with it is told to stay at home until they cant possibly breathe anymore and even then youll have trouble getting tested

siege?

Fuck Skylar White, she's a bitch

>government sends every household a bar of soap

darkly kek

poetic tragic

Tattoos, hair gel, fake tan, wearing trainers without socks, watching luv Island on a supermassive flat screen telly, cheap cocaine and alchopops.

TOO LOW! TERRAIN!

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It does make sense for them as a way for them to develop their power fantasies that they are some suave CEO Made it guy.

how do you know how many don't get tested?

Doesn't the royal family play a role in that case?

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GOD SAVE BORIS
on another note, just give him HCQ you fucking faggots, it's working pretty gud and he'll be out in a few days unironically

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Autism is your problem, not mine.

Cheers

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did he ask Assad tro go?

t. everything with cheese

A military coup run by Marxist trannies and chatroom paedophiles.

we gaan

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>Raabs face when

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What score you have on Fifa

consumerist spastics obsessed with social media image are the biggest gymcel demographic

what's the point of apologizing if you're just going to resign anyway? you have nothing to lose defending yourself

read?

This is payback from Alex Salmond's team
Sturgeon did him in with that case

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L A R D
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The queen can technically fire and appoint government ministers at will so if there was an emergency where everyone died at once she could probably step in

What do you want us to do mate? Go ask him how he is whilst he has all sorts of pipes shoved down his holes?