Team Hoax General /thg/ GET BACK TO WORK EDITION

U.S. Surgeon General says the next 6-7 days starting now will be like 9/11 with expected mass casualties.

So it's a nothing burger then. If you don't have it by now you ain't dying and this is the worst of it.

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.

LET'S GO BACK TO WORK!

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Think about it. If this is the worst week and you don't have coronavirus, you're fine. That's 99.99999999% of us other that some fagbo celebrities like Tom Shanks and Weinerjew.

Is he saying that we're going to war?

THIS IS 9/11 AND PEARL HARBOR COMBINED

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REOPEN THE ECONOMY I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY JOB REEEEEEEEEEEEE

invisible nenemy
:)

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kekked

He's saying we're going to be shocked by all the old people who already got diagnosed dying. It's literally nothing! This was the biggest hoax played on humankind ever. Just pure mass hysteria.

yep

Uh yeah, no.

Dying from a super flu in bed is nothing like getting bombed, burned alive, maimed, or having to choose between death by smoke inhalation or jumping to your death out of a skyscraper.

Is Americans, always gotta make it about ourselves with “muh 9/11”, “muh Pearl Harbor”. Our founding fathers would be ashamed of us, I’m sure.

seriously tho are we gonna get power cut soon or not???!?

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dude
they're fake
get a grip
he's letting us know to chill when things get weirder

will he ever face justice?

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seriously. i thought it was a little melodramatic.

we're about to get a surprise attack while we're busy doing something else

remember kids
always save one bullet for yourself
don't allow yourselves to become prisoners

>we're about to get a surprise attack while we're busy doing something else
PASSOVER FALSE FLAGS.

Our surgeon general has the BBC

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imagine being stupid enough to think that people will believe that masks are ineffective in stopping the spread of diseases

Meaning what? That they had prior knowledge of an event, that they let happen anyway to justify a war?

Anyone actually think this is as bad as they're telling us it is.

Takes 4 seconds from window to ground on 9/11. Virus slowly kills you over several days/weeks. I'd rather go out the window.

>Anyone actually think this is as bad as they're telling us it is.

It's worse! It would cause an all out panic if the truth got out.

no, he is saying he wants another trillion for the defense budget

Glad this nigger is around to save us from the holocough. Niggers make good witch doctors.

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I can't believe some nigger is our SG

Ok People's Liberation Army of China.

Guaranteed those people that jumped out didn't feel shit when they hit the ground.

All I see are empty ICUs with nurses making tiktok videos in the middle of this "9/11" like crisis and Chinese propaganda videos showing "muh scary checkpoints".

It's not the virus that'll "pearl harbor" you, it's the 5G

lmao
They are taking over Venezuela right now.
They announced it last week at a Corona presser and no one even noticed.

>I can't believe some nigger is our SG
I was also surprised and initially laughed when I saw it myself. It's not actually funny though. It's quite sad that things have devolved to such a degree.

But nooooo! I saw posts on 4ch about it!!!

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>If you don't have it by now you ain't dying
That's not how it works.

>All I see are empty ICUs with nurses making tiktok videos in the middle of this "9/11" like crisis and Chinese propaganda videos showing "muh scary checkpoints".

It's not what they are showing you it what they are not.
Look at all the movement with the military and reserves.
We are at war and have been infiltrated you dumb fucks.

Consider this.
>The smog is gone
>The waters are clear
>Wholesome non-urbanites are safe
>International trade is over
>Immigration is over
>Quarantine is a NEET and wannabe NEET paradise
>Normies are losing their minds
>Roasties on suicide watch

How is this not the greatest thing to ever happen?

this same nigger tweet some bullshit about roses are red bullshit calling the virus just the fukken flu

Fanning the flames of fear

So it wasn't Chyna but israel that caused the wuhan virus?

>How is this not the greatest thing to ever happen?
Because it's a jew plot and the damage will be far worse than what you see now

B-but my boss isn't making enough MONEY now, user! What will I do if I can't get him his money???

if everyone was constantly wearing a mask, even a makeshift cloth one, the virus would be mostly contained like in the AzN countries by now

Nooooo! Tank your economy! Apply for more loans and credit goys!

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Remember which right wing personalities pumped fear into the airwaves and who called this what it really is.

Ramzpaul did nothing wrong. Both Richard Spencer and Nicholas J Fuentes should apologize right now!

And how is this bad?
How new are you? This board has called for a full reset fucking chaos since inception, stormfags be damned.

This. It made sense to be concerned about this a month or two ago when we had less information. But now we know that the death rate is much lower than projected, because you have to take into account all the people with minimal/no symptoms who never even bother getting tested. That and this statistical fuckery of including everyone who dies *with* a COVID-19 infection as being a death caused by it, regardless of whether the cause of death is truly related. If they pulled these same statistical shenanigans with normal Seasonal Flu numbers, they'd look a lot graver too.

I don't even think it's some conspiracy. That doesn't make sense because independent governments across the world are all committing mass-suicide over this, and you can't justify some grand conspiracy unless you somehow argue that every country from America to Italy to China to Russia is "in on it" and willingly fucking themselves over for nothing.

It's just mass hysteria, simple as. And even the few people who realize it's fucking nothing can't actually admit it or act accordingly, because they'll be absolutely torn apart by the other 99% of people still thinking irrationally and hysterically about this. Look at how everyone was getting out the pitchforks and torches against Trump for merely suggesting that an indefinite lockdown would lead to worse effects than the coronavirus itself.

Just wait until this fades away, the hysteria subsides, and people grasp the true gravity of the situation. That we've collectively committed national suicide by completely shutting down the country. Normal people everywhere completely broke and jobless. We're looking at Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo. That's when the REAL happening starts.

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They'll artificially inflate the numbers to be like 3000-5000 a day to incite more fear and hysteria...

Im so happy to see a thread full of fat fuck amerilards who are about to get coronavirus and die.

I like how no one is offering a good counterargument. Happeningfags are just
hysterical reactionary parrots.

Shut the fuck up Muhammad. Fucking groomer.

MSM at the epicenter in Italy passing off dummies on ventilators, the doctor refers to the dummies as patients, the doctor is lying or the entire video including the interview is a drill, this proves its a hoax/psyop
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0&feature=youtu.be&t=59
the doctor says these patients are dying all around her, but they are all dummies, an entire room of them on ventilators, then they blur the face on a rubber dummy(to add realism for gullible NPCs)

april 4 1st thread
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/251986305/#251986305
Mar 22, The thread “Empty Hospitals General” begins the meme, archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/249660099/#249661247
a Yas Forums user combined pictures of empty hospitals in major metropolitan pandemic areas where MSM claims they are crowded
Mar 22, The first “Empty Hospitals” urban exploration videos on youtube surface in Italy(showing inside the hospitals), and Spain(showing many major hospitals with empty emergency rooms), and in the US. Italy, youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo ,

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>Listening to that lisping faggot for even one minute

No thanks fren

Now that a better picture of this is coming to light, the people who have bet it all on the virus being a happening are coping by coming up with excuses. Just today, most of the ones I've seen so far have been
>the numbers are only going to be lower because we #FlattenedTheCurve!
>just wait until the second wave hits, just like muh 1918 spanish flu!
>it will mutate and become super deadly, I swear!
>j-just two more weeks...

And of course, even if you've invested all your time in energy into the hopes of a happening, we're STILL GETTING A HAPPENING ANYWAY. It's just that the happening will be a result of the mass hysteria and the ensuing Great Depression 2 and civil unrest that will occur after. Ironic

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Yes, a lot of shitty businesses and business owners need to go down. This is the catalyst.

What are you bitching about?

>LET'S GO BACK TO WORK!


No. I’m not fucking going back to work until this is over. There are asymptotic carriers.

Any Italian anons want to chime in since you've reached your peak alreafy. Was it worth it? Did anything around you happen or not? Was it like 9/11?

Sorry I cant hear you over the sound of your lungs filling with pink fluid and suffocating you, while the doctors check your pockets to make sure you've got enough money to be worth saving.

Wow, this is the movie Idiocracy in real life.

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Again, how new are you? You definitely did not lurk the 2 years before posting. This is nothing surprising at all.

Work makes you free bro

So you’re going to lose more rights?

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are we expecting 6000 deaths then? thats more than pearl harbor and 911 combined but way less than the number of deaths they projected initially

>death rates rise exponentially.
>governments go into lockdown
>2 - 3 weeks later death rates plateau
>dumb amerilard mutts "HURR SEE IT WAS NUFFIN BURGER ALL ALONG"
I cant blame you, its your education system and the severe racemixing that caused your permanent brain damage at birth.

I'm pretty sure I had it.
Spent all of my January waking up at 3am coughing my lungs out. Dry cough too. I felt tired and sleepy all the time.

are you 80 or have aids? if not you have a 99.9 % chance of surviving fucking faggot

>LET'S GO BACK TO WORK!
Not that excited about going back to work but I’m not wild about eating into my savings

this

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COVID-19 is a hoax to make Trump look bad.

Checked

ITS JUST THE FLU GET BACK TO WORK NOW

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pppssshhh, why the rush to get back to work? I just got unemployment set up and am gonna be ballin for the next six months. Can't we all just take a pause and chill out for a few months?

Fuck your stock market right in it's dirty little whore mouth, and fuck all of you faggots sucking Trump's dick, admit it, you only love him because he hates Mexican's more than you do, you fuckin bitch.

>statistical fuckery of including everyone who dies *with* a COVID-19 infection as being a death caused by it

I literally saw people dying from Coronavirus and it being listed as a secondary cause of death *in December*.

This is a lot worse than you think it is, and you should probably shut up before you look any dumber.

haha this tweet did not age well

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Yeah bro, it was totally going to be six trillion deaths until we started telling people to stand six feet apart. What a load of unfalsifiable bullshit.

I’m a former smoker. I’m not going back to work until this clears up. Period:

Fine, screencap my posts and get back to me in a month or two when it's still fucking nothing.

Facetious fake boomer posters. Go back to Chapo traphouse faggots.

Corona spikes cant melt cell walls

Eat my cock I want to go back to going out and having fun with big tittied wamen.

They are training and desensitizing us first. Before you least expect we all are gonna march like napoleonic era soldiers back to work, knowing what can happen to us but still doing it.

Czechs came up with the slogan of
>my mask protects you from me, my mask protects you from me
It’s a fair point to make, btfo’s the whole
>MASKS DONT STOP YOU FROM GETTING INFECTED
argument. Stopping the infected from infecting others works just as well

That's why the CDC formalized guessing and assuming deaths and italy found that 99% of the people that died were over 60 or had multiple other issues? Clearly no one trying to pad numbers would do that. 7700 people died a day in the US in 2017, 7700. 5500/day from top 9 causes, excluding suicide.

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very semitic posture negro-kun

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People here didn't give a fuck.
In fact, the biggest festival in Mexico was done almost 3 weeks ago. 41 thousand people went. 21 presented fever. That's it. But the media wants us to think that millions would be in hospitals by now.

theinfectiousmyth.com/book/CoronavirusPanic.pdf

Tests are fake. COVID-19 PCR tests only detect two genes worth of RNA that have never been proven to be viral, or the cause of disease. Just look into the first studies of how they identified the virus. The circular reasoning is completely out in the open. They've never identified this COVID-19, just two strands of RNA with an unknown source. There is no COVID-19

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>U.S. Surgeon General
Ignorant eyebrow tweezing nigger right there.

Ha! Didn't even notice.

Only fucking pussies are scared of this virus. Fuck them.

>2 more weeks

Despite the fact that there are 100's or thousands of people breaking quarantine the vast majority of people are staying home and this is reflected in the statistics had they not have stayed home then the virus would have continue to spread, mutate and run through the entire population even under lock down many hospitals are already at breaking point and with a severe lack of PPE the people who we need to be uninfected to save us (medical staff, doctors, nurses) would become ill and even if none of them died they would either spread the disease to vulnerable people in hospitals or be incapable of working and thus hospitals would become severely understaffed.
I know this is hard for you to do but you've got to try to understand consequences of actions, like I said its probably the race mixing that limits the amerimutts forward thinking but try to keep up.

Lol, nope, you have to sit there like the naughty little shit headed child that you are and be with yourself. Maybe you should watch another fast and the furious film, you fuckin NPC.

>going full retard
>totallythetruth.org

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This is the dumbest bullshit I ever heard. A lockdown means fuck all if people are still cramming the super markets and getting their food from restaurants. Kill yourself you police state loving piece of shit

And then .5% would die, who cares? We would still keep functioning as a society, welcome to reality. Even the black plague didn't fucking stop the world, shut the fuck up.

I suppose you'll jump to the usual burger response, and bomb the CDC.

He needs to be fired for extreme stupidly.

So in other words we were right when we said it was a bio weapon? Implying that those events being an attack on American soil...
either it’s a bioweapon developed by China, or were expecting to get attacked in some other way?
Fucking retarded niggers. Just say we’re at war with the chinks already you fucking kike lords.

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Not to mention the media criticizing Trump for being hopeful.

yawn, this was also true in the 2017-2018 flu season where 80,000 died in america, hospitals were overwhelmed, and they started needing to set up makeshift tent hospitals to take care of everyone

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what if I told you that urban black neighborhoods in say real estate markets like NY, New Orleans, Detroit are being fumigated with Covid sprays. The cities are first put on lockdown, neighborhoods with undesirables fumigated with Covid, they die like flies...voila most of the urban problem and antisemitic attacks against our Israeli cousins are eliminated. Can you imagine African Americans realizing that CNN, MSNBC, NYTIMES, WAPO are participating in viral genocide against the urban black population in detroit, new orleans NY and NJ etc and marching down to their HQs....and that is how you REOPEN the economy!

#blackcovidgenocide

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