/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2961 - WEBM EDITIONS

>"le chinese virus!"
>china is one of the least affected countries in the world
Kek, why are laowai so incompetent?

>inb4 tiananmen square
Dude, other oriental countries like Japan and Taiwan also handled this just fine.
This is only a challenge to white people.
Asians confirmed to be superior to whites lol!

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You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

>but it's hurting Trump
that's literally it

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. Military Personnel

. DoD Civilian Employees

. Family Members

. DoD Contractors

. All other individuals on DoD property,installations, and facilities

Reply with the following number: 1) Acknowledge Notification"

DoD finally rolling out measures for servicemembers HURRAY

Yeah I’m starting to think the Univ. of Washington estimates are too conservative

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Made a new vid for you all.

youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo

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proof

Could be this the one that kills the majority of humans. Things arent looking good fellas cats,tigers,dogs,bats,pangolins can get all infected. This was never thing with any other epidemic. We will never develop a vaccine. Is this the one anons?

Few years left

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too many non-happenings made them dull

Ok Chong

Eat shit Chang.

>Quebec will be 'on pause' until May 4, as COVID-19 cases still on rise
At least I can still buy weed...

FAR FROM IT

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>Spaniards and Italians
>white

I don't even understand nothingbuger faggots, if you really think this is nothing then why even come here at all? We are just having fun here if you can't take the shit you see in 4chang with a grain of salt then you are a fucking retard

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My nose won't stop bleeding for 40 minutes straight and I'm pass out because of blood loss. I never though I would die this way. Good bye.

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I'M COOFING

most people here think that it’s a huge deal though, don’t know what you are on about

Lads give it to me straight: Is Based Boris going to make it?

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it will be over by the time when we all will cough our lungs out

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GGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY

Explain Japan to me.
I've checked and they don't wear masks that much as I thought. At least not on webcams I've found.
if its anything like US or Italy Tokyo would've suffered, but it doesn't. Is it just hygiene?

What is the perfect virus? What mortality rate?

#
As if that going them anywhere when this happen
#

I don't remember the fucking Soviets having this much influence internationally

So if this can infect tigers, does that partially confirm the Brazilian bats will happen?

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ok chang

>whites
dumb mutt

Only once we've all died horrible and horrifying deaths.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 333,173 (9,536) Spain 130,854 (12,518) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,024 (1,576) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,100 (715) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 15,425 (277) Austria 12,051 (204) Portugal 11,278 (295) Brazil 11,130 (486) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,430 (49) Sweden 6,830 (401) Norway 5,687 (71) Australia 5,687 (35) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,994 (158) Czech Republic 4,543 (67) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (151) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Ecuador 3,646 (180) India 3,588 (99) Philippines 3,246 (152) Pakistan 3,157 (47) Japan 3,139 (77) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,402 (34) Peru 2,281 (83) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,169 (23) Finland 1,927 (28) Serbia 1,908 (51) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) United Arab Emirates 1,799 (10) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +21,816 (+1,084) Spain +4,686 (+571) Italy +4,316 (+525) Germany +3,932 (+132) France +2,886 (+518) China +30 (+3) Iran +2,483 (+151) United Kingdom +5,903 (+621) Turkey +3,135 (+73) Switzerland +595 (+49) Belgium +1,260 (+164) Netherlands +1,224 (+115) Canada +1,513 (+46) Austria +270 (+18) Portugal +754 (+29) Brazil +770 (+41) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +579 (+5) Sweden +387 (+28) Norway +137 (+9) Australia +137 (+5) Russia +658 (+2) Ireland +390 (+21) Czech Republic +71 (+8) Chile +310 (+7) Denmark +292 (+18) Poland +475 (+15) Romania +251 (+5) Malaysia +179 (+4) Ecuador +181 (+8) Philippines +152 (+8) Pakistan +339 (+6) Luxembourg +75 (+5) Saudi Arabia +223 (+5) Peru +535 (+10) Indonesia +181 (+7) Thailand +102 (+3) Finland +45 (+3) Serbia +284 (+7) Mexico +202 (+19) Dominican Republic +167 (+5) Greece +62 (+5) South Africa +70 (+2) Qatar +279 (+1) Colombia +79 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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SHERE KHAN, SIMBA NOOOO

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Could this infect trees?

>less than 2 million infected

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Maybe India.

Do you have a source to this video please?

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Yep (so far the evidence says so)

Yes. Look at other south American countries like Ecuador. If it hasnt already mutated we are fucked

>everyone has forgotten isis-chan because of corona-chan

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That’s bullshit

It will never be over user this is the new normal

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1)paid shills
2)people who think that if we stop talking about it economy will reopen and stonks won't get hurt
3)schizos, who acctualy believe they can change reality by posting here, spam anti pandemic things (they seams to be frkm /x/ most of tge time)

why the fuck are we testing fucking zoo tigers who cares?

They are scared. That's why they cling to miracle cures. They probably have someone close to them in the frontlines (nurse or doctor) and this is their coping mechanism. It's better to ignore them and let them be.

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050502/coronavirus-hong-kong-study-shows-pathogens-can

They say closing the toilet lid is enough, but I'm just going to shit in my backyard from now on as a precaution.

Why do people think we're on the brink of nuclear war? I read that on the Doomsday Clock website.

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So how many normalfags will commit suicide because of social "isolation"?
A neighbour of a friend already killed himself. Will Corona get rid of normalfags?

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Thoughts on American women?
tmz.com/2020/04/05/walmart-shopper-yreka-woman-cough-spit-employee-bill-coronavirus/

When will China start paying reparations? Trump should use this for his campaign. His build a wall of 2020. Any politician that goes after China has my vote.

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Are the rest of you cunts even trying?

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>showing of skin
Disgusting, may Allah smite her

Why isn't she brown?

Radiations are pretty good disinfectant and sterilizers.

New Zealand on suicide watch during corona lockdown, we got a Category 5 cyclone barrelling right for us

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one man can dream germanbro

You’re just more autistic, honestly. Hard to transfer disease if ya’ll never touch.

No, this is the real HAPPENING. It'll only get worse from here. So use your time wisely, I'd suggest giving all your love to someone right now.

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They're being forced to excersize by the quarantine workers. It's not spasms. They're all trying to move all their limbs. The Chinese are weird af.

>They are scared. That's why they cling to miracle cures. They probably have someone close to them in the frontlines (nurse or doctor) and this is their coping mechanism. It's better to ignore them and let them be.

>butthurt passive agressiveness again
>can't dispute anything because gets utterly BTFO every time he tries
i'm starting to like you turbo-virgin argie

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It will kill the weak. Unfortunately for those who dont commit suicide our immune system will decide who gets to be apart of the culling

Nope
That looks like Birmingham or London
Definitely UK
Tbh, it could be a junkie

>anglo
>united states

So did the queen say anything interesting?

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Has Iran contained it?

I really don't understand how isolation is effecting them like this, these are fucking phone zombies during normal times, they should have no issue with having to communicate online.

>the more chinks per capita the less cases
Really makes you think.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (0.00%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-97%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-82%) Milan (-72%) Berlin (-52%) Munich (-64%) Brussels (-66%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-79%) London (-85%) Johannesburg (+27%) Sao Paulo (-95%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-91%) Miami (-70%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-83%) Mexico City (-86%) Los Angeles (-83%) Seattle (-87%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I bleached her

Chunks have to fucking pay.

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Don't worry some of us will live

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I shouldn't laugh, being in Florida, but I will.
kek
You are fucked

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That last tweet is poetic. Hope it's a Mitchell original and not plagiarism

We can't. Papa Kazimierz would be disappointed

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Same. I dont know why we do business with a regime like the ccp. We dont really make that much money from them as well so I dont know why we bend over for them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

next birds (or maybe they already are)

this really will never go away

they really want to wipe us out

>pic related

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>all are expected to recover
Wait until the vet is overwhelmed Simba then your time will come as well

It cannot be contained.

Avital Chizhik-Goldschmidt

"Cockroaches." "They have their own laws."

This is how some Americans are talking about Orthodox Jews now - just as our community members are dying left and right.

"I went to high school with these people," a friend wrote to me in shock, sending these screenshots.

twitter.com/avitalrachel/status/1246812357206118403

>the stages of grief

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>nola.com/sports/saints/article_f4822bdf-7ef3-522e-8634-54ad5805dc21.html
RIP EGGBALL MAN

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If this keeps jumping into one species to another, how bad it will turn out?

No. Just some "stay strong" bullshit

>tfw argie doomfag is getting more butthurt by the minute

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Is Bezos still over there?

post yfw it infects bats, mice, cockroaches, grass, water and dust

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She’s gonna burn through

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Drinking wonderful Crimean wine now. Feels so gooood! So good to humiliate some untermensch neighbours! I'm lovin' it like Mc"Donalds is!

How about you dudes? Do you like to humiliate your neighbour-countries?

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Imagine a Million death Americans by the end of the month. Isn't that like double the amount of deaths for World War 2?

>Explain yourselves.

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Auf das Fortbestehen der deutschen Rasse !

Just empty words appealing to a sense of national spirit that the globalists have spent 75 years destroying.

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>— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —
By the way, the number is real. I am not taking the piss. Source is WHO for vaccines and a scientific paper tracker for treatments.

now the vet will get a novel corona-tiger mutation and a new virus is born

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Based baker.
Read and include this if possible
rehva.eu/fileadmin/user_upload/REHVA_COVID-19_guidance_document_ver2_20200403_1.pdf

yall really don't understand, you know there is home health visits and shit for high-profile shit like borris and elected officials. the fact that he had to be ADMITTED to a hospital indicates the critical nature of this. Its not just a 'check-up'. ol' mate is either in surgery or intubated.

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what the fuck

Do you know how much they're worth?
Fuck of a lot more than your sorry ass

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ITS OVER

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Any big updates still expected before the reset?

>everything must go

THE FINAL SOLUTION IS IMMINENT

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Why our numbers are so shit... hurry up post yo numbers

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>that webm
I used to live in the UK. That looks like an ordinary day IMHO.

This. This is why I don't get it either.
They are all spending their days on instagram shit and similar websites and chat with their 200 friends. They should be less affected than typical loners whose best social contacts are other shitposters from Yas Forums now. Though to be honest I have no idea how normalfags even even live, my friends were always loners as well. I often hear them talking about them having 100 appointments a week so maybe it's this. Maybe they need nonstop social interaction which is why they are constantly using their phones, because a few minutes of no interaction would already scare them.

he's going to die of corona-chan isn't he

From the day we we all get infected
And coofing, fall onto the ground
There are more curves to flatten than can ever be flattened
More to clap than can ever be clapped
There's far too much patients to take in here
More to treat than can ever be helped
But Corona chan rolling high
With the bats in the sky
Keeps man and bat on the endless vents
It's the circle of coofs
And it infects us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
In self-isolation
In the circle
The circle of COOOOOOOFS

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They should be approaching herd immunity at this point.

brasil is going to have the infected bats+infected favelas negros combo
the world is fucked,especially america

Best way to stimulate the economy
Not even jk

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Does this make Nigel Farage king of england?

See

she on onlyfans?

Dude, you can already get it from the fucking sewers I don't see how animal transmission is gonna make this much worse.

yeah, basically

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he wore his best "Tims" to church

FOR THE HERD

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I was told that Chris Whitty is seriously ill and on a ventilator as well.

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(((David Fickling)))

Supermarkets with people queuing outside already on normal days.
4 day long Easter weekend coming up next.
This is going to be interesting.

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>scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050502/coronavirus-hong-kong-study-shows-pathogens-can

Yikes. Well fortunately I'm the only one who uses my bathroom.

What happens once Boris dies?

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Hypothesis:
This virus always stores the marker of DNA of every being it has been through. The moment when you get back your marker with added marker of someone else, you will be kind of cured because your work is done - you spread it. Then it becomes dormant in you and now and then makes you infectious in order to spread more without making you ill. Weak and sick get axe because of no use and waste of resources for good hosts in the long run.

"It's actually a good thing you racist"
>Literally a picture of dead, old, heaps of rotting fish in the open air.
Why are they so good at proving themselves wrong....

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>Ireland...

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He brought it on himself. Irony would be too great for Universe to not take advantage of

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awaiting other sources but holy shit

twitter.com/SputnikInt/status/1246910226416222209?s=20

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A storm is brewing in the US, they literally took almost no precautions and even went out of their way to lie to their own people, it's spreading like wildfire and it's a time bomb just waiting to explode

people still look at Italy and Spain numbers, by the end of the month (If not already) the US is going to knock them all out of the park in terms of cases and deaths

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Pfh that's nothing, I use to get 2.5hr long nose at the slightest change of weather with clotting. You'll live.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If anything this lockdown has made me want to go out more, not that I did a lot but, but I would go to the bar maybe 1-2 times a month to hang out and BS with people. Now I can't wait for shit to re-open.

A dog that lives in my neighborhood has been coughing very badly since the evening too

What do?

Tiger King"s revenge!

Part and parcel of herd immunity.

(checked)
Well no surprise I guess

Japan was cooking books so the Olympics doesn't get cancelled and now that it's postponed a year their cases are skyrocketing and tomorrow they are announcing state of emergency
Singapore that supposedly "made it" just announced lock down 2 days ago for a month
Chinese graphs don't make any sense at all and don't fit in any known statistical model, they are pure fabrication on a scale that should make you laugh
anything else chang, you retarded faggot? i thought you insects were supposed to be good at math but you can't even fake some stats in a believable way, what's up with that?

New York, New York and Latin America?

Post a picture form the early /cvg/ days

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Hopefully we call out the chinks

Did New York peak or is it just slow on the weekends?

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They want this to continue. Either a sick fantasy of a mass culling of goyim or paid by CCP

IT GOT WORSE

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1246908066844626949

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Head back, pinch the shit out of that nose, and if you’re looking at a screen you’re not looking at the ceiling.