Boris admitted to hospital

he dead?

F

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Ching the chong, rip the bong.

That’s how it starts. He is old and overweight, next his lungs will fill with fluids, he will beed a ventilator... but there are only the improvised ones from Formula 1.

There is a reason the UK’s death rate is 80%.

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He’s a fat lard, it’s an additional risk factor. Rest in Piss you miserable fuck.

Ruh roh. That’s a shame. I’m sure it’s just happening out of an abundance of caution. If we hear he’s on a ventilator tho then we’ll know there’s real trouble

It would be so peng if this turkic kike snuffs it

Guess he took it on the nose

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Fat bastid should have laid off the fray bentos

H-holy shit...

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Killed in the asymmetric war he refused to believe was being conducted.
By an infected test kit supplied by the non-enemy.
Still at least theyll do a good job on Hinkley B-oom

And Formula 1's Michael Schumacher will live forever as a potato thanks to German healthcare

How can you fuck up Carlos posting? God damn UK get your shit together.

Fucking F!

He didn't tell people to develop herd immunity and then go hide in a plastic tent.

he's gonna be given the best medical care the UK has. there's no way he's gonna die right?

BREXIT CANCELLED

>Bojo gets a holiday to try and legitimise his takeover

Schumacher lives in Switzerland.

>herd immunity
>let them eat cake
Am I rite?

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Sad if anything happens to him, but this country is fucked. It's completely lost, globalism has done it's number on us and the liberal filth if the past 70+ years paved the way. We need a complete reversal of direction, globalism and liberal filth must collapse. Boris is the answer for the conservative globalist...Not for us. Time to clean the filth and degenerate, street by street, house by house.

That's what I said

I can put up with Boris. Not sure about the rest of them.

hErd iMunItY

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>50% the number of american deaths
>20% the population of america
Bongs are absolutely FUCKED

Rule Britannia... Britannia rule the waves...

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>he's gonna be given the best medical care the UK has. there's no way he's gonna die right?
The Wu Flu is the great equalizer. Only dumb atheists think their wealth can save them.

Wishful thinking Sven out means out.

EU globalist elites injected him with virus.

There do anything stop brexit

lmao go ahead then nothing is stopping you

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Bump

HAHAHAHA!!!

Killed by his own government's incompetence.

Fucking hilarious.

What's to stop globohomos from killing off all political adversaries and labeling it """""corona""""?

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Holy fuck posting in epic thread

Trippzzzs and he is saved

HERD IMMUNITY :(

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bloomberg says he still has high fever after 10 days

Meanwhile in Japan
>93 deaths
>In their old ass crowded country
Our books are being cooked
corbettreport.com/whats-up-with-the-italian-mortality-rate-questions-for-corbett-058/

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S for sticky

they killed him

Ask me how I know you're both niggers.

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>Just remain resolute, bro

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Boris is a globalist though

of course the world leaders who actually end up dying from this end up being the anti-globalists, of course

Imagine the chaos if he fucking dies

This country is unbelievably fucked

Well, he backed Dominic Cummings "Herd Immunity" policy.

Looks like fat Boris is one of the weaker herd. Oh dear.

But never mind, Boris, your mate Mogg is making a profit from your demise, so cherish that comfort.

Sven worse, the UK doesn’t have any recovered people... because nobody survives an NHS treatment.

This is the new world order we are ALL fucked

Remember the last time we gave up personal liberty to fight a hidden enemy? Me neither goy

Opium Wars 2: Corona Boogaloo

Mossad poisoned him
He will be dead in 24 hours
screencap this

It needs to be something or someone important. i.e not Boris.

Hope he does. Would be a major happening

Press P to piss on grave

P

Yikes

Lol

I'm affecting a yorkshire accent you dolt

HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i cant even laugh at you guys,
this is bad, bad for morale bad for the people in UK

I hope this old inbred german hag dies from this

it can last for three weeks or even more, you really don't want to get sick with this

This

Yeah to the first reply, he lives and has been treated in Switzerland you mong.

He's pretty much fucked.

Soon...

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he's already dying/dead
why else would the queen decide to come out of her cave?

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Is this legit? My mum just got a notification on her phone from the sun so thought it was bullshit and came here to check as I couldn't see it on Google

"Herd immunity. If a few old people die, too bad."

- Dominic Cummings

Just part and parcel of developing herd immunity

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52177125

>"Oh this can't be real, let me check the old bee bee see"

"OH FUCK"
bbc.com/news/uk-52177125
bbc.com/news/uk-52177125
bbc.com/news/uk-52177125

Fugg!
He probably resisted hospitalisation to the last! Once it’s in your lungs, you’re fucked!

Burgers once again displaying their ignorance for all to see

It’s on al the bong news sites

ITS LEGIT

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Maybe Japan is cooking theirs.

Check his ID, he's a paki Pajeer

when was the last time a British pm died while in office?

Ahahaha

The reason is that we aren't testing you dumb nigger. How is it so hard for you autists to understand.
Just because you test 15x more people and classify death differently doesn't mean that Germans are more resistant to chinkrona.
You are on the level of actual niggers, who thought they were resistant because no1 was testing in Africa.

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Thankfully we have the perfect leader to replace Boris during this crisis

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the ravens will starf

I don't anything about him other than he's that brexit guy. Hope he pulls through.

You wish you were from Yorkshire, nigger.

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survival is 50/50 chance if they have to ventilate him right?

>rip
What will his diagnosis be?

And clearly if he's in hospital, he's in pretty bad shape and is having trouble breathing. He'll probably end up on a ventilator, at which point he has about a fifty-fifty chance of living or dying.

Who will be the next PM then and why will it be Prince Charles (who has immunity now)?

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SKY aired yesterday he was critical
Was up for a minute till it got ghosted

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Well shit. Hope he makes it.. He trusted the WHO and might have to pay the ultimate price for it.

lmao didn't this fuck just dominate in his last election too

if he dies his wiki page is going to be amazing

Did you read further than the headline? I guess non of you cunts did. Admitted for tests as a precautionary measure.

this is a civil service plot to get rid of dom's cummies

20 days ago Boris encouraged everyone to keep on shaking hands

He's on the pro-Israel side, it is the neo-communist Labor that wants to restart the ovens in the UK.
>unless...?

>ITS REAL
Holy shit i assumed this was a ruse thread.
I like Bojo i hope he doesn't kick it

>London Bridge to London Zoo, what's is your status, over

I’m a “Yes” indyref voter but I reckon Boris has been doing alright compared to the alternatives.Hope he’s ok.

bye bye fat lard
say hi to the queen on your way!

it's worse at his age and weight

even if he survives it he'll be fucked, forced ventilation makes you an invalid for years afterwards or for life

HERD IS THE WO....

Too many people sunbathing, must frighten the plebs into compliance

BOREXIT NOW

Yes

Enormous death rate for the ventilator patients

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Fuck this is bad shit.

Boris thought the virus would only kill the poor, so he didn't give a fuck, just like Trump.

He did nothing to prepare the country, failed to provide doctors and nurses with PPE, has spectacularly failed to produce a testing program, refused ventilators from a UK company and the EU, and had to be forced by Macron to close the pubs.

His death will be well deserved.

Assuming this isn't a publicity stunt orchestrated by Cummings.

Jacob Rees-Mogg looks to make alot of money if Boris dies.

what if I told you that urban black neighborhoods in say real estate markets like NY, New Orleans, Detroit are being fumigated with Covid sprays. The cities are first put on lockdown, neighborhoods with undesirables fumigated with Covid, they die like flies...voila most of the urban problem and antisemitic attacks against our Israeli cousins are eliminated. Can you imagine African Americans ever realizing that CNN, MSNBC, NYTIMES, WAPO are participating in viral genocide against the urban black population in detroit, new orleans NY and NJ etc and marching down to their HQs.

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found the pakistanis

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52177125

>Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for coronavirus, Downing Street has said.

>He "continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus", a spokeswoman said - including a high temperature.

>It was described as a "precautionary step" taken on the advice of his doctor.

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I wouldn't go near a fucking hospital in London right now unless they had to wheel me in.

This is also the reason by the way why we are on global lockdown.

Politicians are old, fat and unhealthy and are the prime target for corona

if he survives uk will go on full lockdown

So why wasn't he taking chloroquine?

The rich think they are safe from the Coronavirus.

But the beautiful twist is that they are not.

Boris truly brought this on the country, it would be poetic justice if he died, but nonetheless I don't wish that on the stupid fat bastard.

Looks like his father from the World Bank may outlive him.

This

Either way, we'll be fucking seething

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About 25% survival rate

And Switzerland and Paris are where he got his treatment. German health care wasn’t involved.

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If she becomes leader I'm moving to the UK so I can fap nearer to her.

this is pretty big news, why no sticky? Imagine if trump was taken to hospital

What did he mean by this??

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WE
ARE
ALL
GONNA
DIE!

Literally who?

Hey, dumb mutt. The "Conservative" party of Britain is further to the left than the Democrats that you keep calling commies.

What happens if he dies?

Boris is lazy and incompetent. His death is probably a good thing.

Except his cabinet are all bum-lickers and Cummings is the actual PM anyhow.

I had a dream about this, two days ago.

He was comatose and put on a ventilator, and by that time, they had already replaced him. the army was brought in, and people were panicking

Tests for what?

This is where you are retarded, Boris as well as Trump both know that the poor are everywhere and cannot be avoided. He probably just assumed that he could avoid carriers.

Based herd immunity man sacrificing himself for the greater good of his nation

The next Churchill

All hail China for giving us Corona-han.

There's no way the PM is going to a hospital for "tests" during all of this

If you need a ventilator you're pretty much already dead. Those things are a meme.

Obviously he wasn't taken to some shit nest london A&E hospital you retard.

This virus is going to make people get in shape or die trying. Why are we trying to escape it?

10 days? I've had the cough for longer than that wtf? Am I supposed to be in hospital now?

Cummings has also got the virus, although he's in better shape and will likely survive it

Oh fuck oh fuck

my sister says, why didnt he stay at home as the NHS is telling people..
he looks like an obese alcoholic
hope he recovers

He is a gentle fatty

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Go on?

Should have let Jeremy win! He would be dead by now

Based coronachan, kill, kill, kill!

Be immune herd!

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B-but mUh h-hErD iMmuNiTy!11!1!!???

GIVE OL BAZZA THE HCQ

IT HAS 2 PROVEN ANTIVIRAL METHODS OF ACTION AND IMMUNOSUPRESSANT ACTIVITY TO PREVENT CYTOKINE STORMS

FAILING THAT DIRECT ANTIBODY INFUSION FROM CONVALESCENT PLASMA

THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY HE DIES
VIRUS IS GAY AND THE REACTION TO THE VIRUS IS FAKE

Still more threads than dead world leaders, N-Nothingburger

His physical health? What the fuck do you think?

He's done everything possible on the ever changing advice of top specialists, and worked on 5 hours of sleep a night while suffering from the virus himself

I'd love to see what Corbyn and Diane would have done.

hes a fucking globalist you retard

If 100 years old grandmas survive this I'm sure Boris will survive this.

Probably. Too many people have begun questioning the wisdom of continuing the "lockdown;" a high profile politician's death would help to silence those skeptics.

This is the guy that refused to stop the economy and said people should come to terms with their dears passing. Oh the irony.

Alot of people in the UK hate Boris,

Why should we fail bad for the guy who didn't provide any PPE for the doctors and nurses, resulting in the deaths of many doctors and nurses.

Pretty much every healthcare worker who dies has been because of the government not providing equipment.

Boris thought his wealth made him immune. Undone by his own hubris, he now faces nemesis.

They probably stick Dyson vacuum cleaner tubes down their throats. Thinking it is a ventilation.

He is a VIP so why not? Sounds like a stunt to me anyway, even if he was critical they'd have all the shit he needed brought to his house.

What sweet justice. We should force all the nothingfags to get it first to speed up the herd immunity. Maybe they'd finally shut up.

We get another zionist good goy as a replacement and as always nothing changes.

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Acquiring his herd immunity? Lol
*there were two strains of corona (common cold) virus when the Chinese spread this plague from Wuhan
*now there are eight

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Shekells

You have to live there to really understand it though. Back when I did it was hilarious to try to explain to Englishers that their Tories could not get elected to any office in the US even as a Democrat as they were too far left.

(((german)))

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PR stunt

But Boris backed the "let people get sick policy" so he was clearly happy for the little people to suffer it.

Lets hope the orangutan is next

Switzerland is just a German pantry
The only purpose for its existence is to store stolen Nazi shit and hide German sex offenders

Dead by Tuesday

Such empathy.

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9PM as well, who the fuck get's rushed at 9PM for "tests"?

They would have waited till the morning if it wasnt serious, feels like they just dont want people to panic

This
>He is a VIP so why not? Sounds like a stunt to me anyway

Everyone who eat shit vs globalist will die from corona

Why is Yas Forums so anal about Churchill?

So he's fucking sick

So German healthcare is even worse than the Swiss? lol

cry more

He's fooked. The chinkpox lung aids is taking him down big time. He won't survive the night.

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I don't care what level it is. You still have employees there who are exposed every day in different locations before they even get to work.

cute :)

>those pics of Cummbrane running from 10 Downing Street when Boris got diagnosed kek

The man who lies even when his mouth does not move.

If i remember right, the conservative party just picks a new prime minister themselves

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Only the dumbest said it out loud but you know all over the world, our leaders thought it could be good for the economy.

None of these "elites" actually have it, or will die. It's a pageant for the normies.

So how come that old coot Prince Charles was able to recover just fine but Boris is now on death's door?

this whole corona thing seems to be a godsend for the globalists

weird...

A stunt to achieve what?

Mommy!

Yes yes go on

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>Why should we fail bad for the guy who didn't provide any PPE for the doctors and nurses, resulting in the deaths of many doctors and nurses.

The useless cunt had advanced personal warning from China and then had a month of warning from Europe and pissed about thinking he'd just ignore it and let the virus rip through our olds and nursing homes.

No he fucking didn't. He ignored the advice of everyone who worked in public health because his mate Cummings and a bunch of libertarian think tanks thought they knew better.

Well thousands of British people have died prematurely thanks to the Tories.

>Alot of people in the UK hate Boris

funny, because at the last poll 2 weeks ago he had a 77% approval rate, the highest of any british leader ever

the only ones butthurt over him are muslims and leftist gobshites who worship the ground corbyn and diane limp on

DONT BE A RETARD

>LE FLATTEN LE CURVE
IS ALSO HERD IMMUNITY

JUST SLOWER HERD IMMUNITY THAT DESTROYS SOCIETY FOR A COUPLE BOOMERS

WE HAVE TREATMENT ALREADY THEY ARENT USING IT BECAUSE THEIR FAGGOTS

>But Boris backed the "let people get sick policy" so he was clearly happy for the little people to suffer it.
We aren't the same, he's (((chosen))), we are the goyiom cattle herd

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Boris turned down offers for ventilators and testing.

So he should not get any.

Ross Brawn will be chief engineer of the vents

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Not really. Looked a little grey in his last interview but being the PM you know he’ll get the best treatment available. It’s not like he’ll be sat on a ward waiting for a bed.

How does something that shuts down all international business help the globalists

Well then, inject Cummings with more corona-viruses until his immune system collapses. Easy peasy.
Get a few people who suffer from covid-19, take their salive, and smear it on Cummings' eyes and face.

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's so lazy that we will barely notice the difference.

Queen abolishes democracy and restores the Empire.

they dont know what a globalist is

>new virus
>PM has it
>10 days later
>should we see how he's getting on?
>nah fuck it, he'll be reet

Does seem a little fucking suspect

Sympathy, population support

Gott strafe England.

>if the past 70+ years
No, go back further. When your Parliament killed your own King for "treason against the Crown", you made a deal with the devil; That deal gave you a few centuries of glory, but now the devil wants his pound of flesh.

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You're all nigger faggots. They NHS do this ALL the fucking time. They constantly took my mum and dad to hospital for precautions and they were always fine.

I'd say he has a 60% chance of surviving. One thing I've noticed is that the virus kills fat people way more than skinny or athletic people.

He's facked m8.

All part of the plan

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Wasn't it just a flu?

Not corrupt enough for the piggie trough? They are, it’s just they are far more sly than the politicians in America who have an easy ride fooling fatties.

AND THE CAPTCHA IS BROKEN AND RUINS THIS SITE

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Your prince was probably generally healthy enough throughout his entire life, doing mostly healthy activities.
Whereas your current prime minister is, well, you see what he looks like.

>moralfags don't even hold themselves to the standards they want to impose on everyone
Normie moralfags are hypocrites. Shocking.

>Body gets thrown into an oven at the local morgue

Oi lad Boris is just getting loaded in the oven here as a precautionary measure.

Boris Johnson on coronavirus - 'I shook hands with everybody'

Who said he recovered?

lol no way americans cannot even begin to understand this

>You will see Farage be elected PM in your life time

lol

was (((lucky))) and got the non deadly strain

Just send him to Germany what's the big deal?

Lung lurgy probably

Yes user, correct
>Boris turned down offers for ventilators and testing.
>So he should not get any.
He'll get everything, including virgin goyim baby blood transfusions- injections

i know, i was petrified when i saw him talking about “herd immunity”
still this situation is not good for you if he goes who will take charge? Its going to be chaos

PRIME

MINISTER

SAJID

JAVID

Sauce on the 8?!

>cases: 42k
>deaths: 4.3k
>80% death rate

wat

BORIS IS KILL

What happens if he dies? Do you guys have like a vice Prime Minister or do you just let the local cooper or something run your country?

F

Rude

brexitus

Nice. Raab will replace him and do a much better job. First item on the agenda: purge all women and shitskins from the cabinet.

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Sajid javid

There are a lot of cunts here, including you, that let your imaginations run wild. I'm just trying to settle you spastics down a bit.

We elect a TV personality

I'm sure he's glad to give his life for herd immunity like he wanted all his fellow countrymen to do.

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It's a spin of the chambers, anyone can get bollocksed by it. Boris' weight and the stress didn't help.

Lots of infant blood.

Nothing is stopping you from doing that here either... we aren’t much better off, if at all

Yeah boy shits getting real.

Party leaders will play rock paper scissors

Yes, prince charles and the pm of england are equals as vips. absoluteretard.jpg

Finally a politician faces consequences for being shit at his job.

Its hilarious,

The upper classes and rich clearly thought it would only kill the plebs, which was the reason Boris backed the pensioner culling Herd Immunity, because he thought that other people would die.

lmao italy will for sure leave when this is all over

few good things to come out of this is eu has proven how fucking worthless it is

>roll over and let the chinks install spyware nation wide
>roll over dead from chink plague.

CC for coof, coof nigger

state

They are going to use the masturbation machine on him!

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USA Today had it.

Just a reminder that the UK Medical Authority has ruled that no-one has tested positive for Coronavirus can be resuscitated if they die in hospital. They get one shock from the defibrillator and that is it. Boris is dead toff boy meat.

Gordon Ramsey seems good. He'll just tell everyone to fuck off and how their economic policies don't have any flavour.

Gove engages the plan

It is all fake.

THEY WILL TREAT HIM WITH A COCKTAIL OF ANTI-VIRALS

REMDESIVIR AND OTHER ANTI-VIRALS HAVE PROVEN TO BE AN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT

Time to die. The man's a fucking degenerate. I hope his arsehole prolapses out of his anus and he bleeds from his eyes. I hope he takes all his people with him too.

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You have never paid attention to Tory policy, clearly.

A filthy non white cheering on the death of our PM. I'm glad the litter fuckers are showing themselves as the enemies of white people.

>thanks to the Tories
wah wah wah tories wahwah
He followed the advice of medical experts. Science is all about getting things wrong until you get things right. You don't get things right immediately. You do what you think is best and you either blindly stick with it or you change it when new facts and figures emerge. The stance was changed immediately when new figures started to come out of Italy. It has nothing to do with "the tories".

If you honestly think that cretin Jeremy Corbyn would have saved so many more lives you are out of your mind. You are talking about someone who has venerated the "Venezuela" model for 20 years. The average wage in Venezuela now being $6 a month. These people play Runescape and mine gold 14 hours a day for American teenagers pocket money because it can get them three times this wage.

And Diane in charge of NHS facts and figures? "Everyone go to hospital right now we've got enough beds and tests don't worry we have 500,000,000 tests."

"Oh sorry, I meant 5000"

It's so easy to tell the Mohammeds and the slimy little middle class "uni" plebs on here. Try living in the real world.

Guess he will join the herd soon.

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what if I told you that urban black neighborhoods in say real estate markets like NY, New Orleans, Detroit are being fumigated with Covid sprays. The cities are first put on lockdown, neighborhoods with undesirables fumigated with Covid, they die like flies...voila most of the urban problem and antisemitic attacks against our Israeli cousins are eliminated. Can you imagine African Americans realizing that CNN, MSNBC, NYTIMES, WAPO are participating in viral genocide against the urban black population in detroit, new orleans NY and NJ etc and marching down to their HQs.

#blackcovidgenocide

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Another, even stupider jew
>Nice. Raab will replace him

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Schizo statistics, don't trouble your head with it.