/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2959 - WEBM EDITIONS

I want to fuck her in the ass while I keep saying filthy chink you did coronavirus.

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WE WANT AUSTRIAN MIKERS
FUCK JANNIES

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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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>Boris Johnson taken to the hospital as precaution

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BORIS DEATH IMMINENT
BORIS DEATH IMMINENT
BORIS DEATH IMMINENT

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What games are you playing hombres? Far Cry 2 here, killing niggers left and right.

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BOJO HOSPITALIZED
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REMINDER:
If one peson has it asymptomatically when these half assed quarintines are lifted, we get another wave.
2020 is canceled, sorry nothingburger faggots

I heard he got stabbed with a butter knife.

I wanna splatter the insides of her chink pussy with my coom.

Graph for logchads

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Proof?

>get into your bread line and get your weekly loaf, SERF

So, will you backtrack on brexit or what

Might play crash team racing with the bro today

from /herd/ to /hospitalized/ the ride is wild

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NOT THE BOJERINO, NOT THE FUNNY HAIR MAN

Just a flu

herd immunity

the whole asymptomatic thing just fucks everything up. We'd have to test the entire population

BOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The amount of suicides will be something else

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Don't worry... My fellow bongs... I did this....... FOR THE HERD

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if he dies, who takes over?

>meanwhile, in Marseille

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BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
>BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
>BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
>BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution
BREAKING: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is suffering from coronavirus, has been taken to hospital as a precaution

I want coronachan to eliminate everyone else so we can be alone together

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>Boris dies of coronavirus
>fags on pol will still call it a nothingburger

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>not playing EVE Online, camping gates and make haulers sing for free passage then kill them anyway
Ngmi

There are not that many. Think about it: 85% of tests on SUSPECTED cases come out negative.

The idea that there are a quadrillion billion asymptomatic cases come from studies done with antibody tests that also detect other coronaviruses such as the common cold.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Raab

Guys, I need some serious help here. How long do you suppose this corona border-closure will last? Any ideas or estimates?

OH NO NO NO NO NO THE IMMUNITY BROS GOT TOO COCKY

>talks shit about china and the kung flu
>gets kung flud hard

KEK
E
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What do you think?

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He was secretly a nurglite, /NORFZ/ /NORFZ /NORFZ/

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Just another parasite.

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>food
>non-essential
What

6 months minimum

>when you're no longer strong enough to be part of the herd

What’s your best estimate on death toll for this? The White House said between 100k and 2.2m, but that’s a huge window.

2 months

Can't stop listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=kNafgdJ5K6g

fugg

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the dance of my people

He only talked shit after getting infected.

God Emperor Gove

BORIS HOSPITALIZED

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>Downing St is describing this as a “precautionary step as the PM continues to persistent symptoms of coronavirus ten days after testing positive.”

I'm not sure what percentage of people need to be asymptomatic for this virus to be especially hard to contain, but I'm pretty sure it's in it.

Agenda 21 is in effect

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Two weeks. Trust me.

Actually, we'd have to test the whole population multiple times.
Regularly.
>gg no re

>China received fuckton of quality medical supplies for 2 months
>China infect the whole world regardless
>facing mild criticism, China donates crappy masks made of the socks and undergarments of the deceased
>look at us, we wuz world saviors now.

BOJO FOR THE HERD

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ITS TRUE AAAAAAAAA, THEY WOULDN'T EXPOSE HIM IN A HOSPITAL IF IT WASN'T SERIOUS

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The common cold isnt a coronavirus retard, that's the rhinovirus

I am mostly interested in Eastern-Eu wise, like locally. Thanks for the answers so far guys.

RIP in peace BLOJO

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ITS HAPPENING, HE WOULDN'T GO TO A HOSPITAL IF IT WASN'T SERIOUS

You fags having a field day with this aren't you?

>The prime minister has had coronavirus for 10 days and continues to have persistent symptoms, including a high temperature.
>For purely precautionary reasons, he has gone to hospital for tests.
>It was considered sensible for doctors to see Mr Johnson in person given he has ongoing symptoms. He remains in charge of the UK government, and is in contact with ministerial colleagues and officials

CCP party line narrative. How could anyone possibly take this seriously? Its almost as badly scripted as old command and conquer scenes

over what time span? Confirmed?

I say America has 100,000 confirmed deaths by December. Trump isn't going to let them run the death count up to millions because he doesn't want to look bad.

link?

Have sauna, Boris.

if anything, coronavirus is teaching us how unhealthy our society is. America is fucked for the future, over half of us are overweight or obese. even those that are not suffer from hypertension, diabetus and other conditions because of their poor diet and lack of exercise. This country is fucked. It's an embarrassing time to be an american.

Are they killing Boris to stop brexit no fucking way.

I fucking hate Eu

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Bye-bye Slanty-eye!

Is this your OC?

that's fake and gay.

Depends how soon they reopen the quarantines and how bad the second wave hits.

People aren't ready for the wave 2 it's going to be a nightmare. Everyone's going to be all acting like this is over and we're finally free, then cases will start surging again, then they'll chomp the fuck out when asked to go back into quarantine and it will make everything so much worse

He should have been on IV Vitamin C and HCQ since day one but nope he is listening to the experts and they are going to kill him

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Just

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Fake and also gay

There is already a vaccine so not a long time.

FOR THE HERD!!!!

MULTI

DIMENSIONAL

CHESS

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I'd be pretty pissed and demand free booze if I was in one of the scum shacks down below.

When isn't it an embarrassing time to be American?

Vitamin C is literal placebo

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Significantly less deaths than yesterday?

Doomer bros is it over? I dont want it to end

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all of that luxury soup. of course.

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That explains Queen's speech

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It's always slow on sundays

What. The first burger news that actually has made me grow a bit concerned.

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Fuck this corona-chan bitch. BTW, when do we get our Trumpbux?

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they'll fill his asshole with actemra and remdesivir till the neger stops coofing

>Coronavirus adviser to PM wants 'herd immunity' considered again to end lockdown

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/coronavirus-adviser-pm-wants-herd-21811857

Johnson is a pervert who has had sex with probably hundreds of women, therefore likely a very compromised immune system.

I'd say his chance are better than not that he will pass away.

Who's next in line?

Every fucking thread you are here spamming the same bullshit

how many times does this charlatan fucker needs to be proven wrong for you to stop

Boris Johnson in ICU

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WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY BOT

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Yeah. The cover up starts soon.

How many people will actually die, considering current numbers?

>Going to hospital instead of sauna
F

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/NORFZ/ /NORFZ/ /NORFZ/ /NORFZ/ /NORFZ/
FOR THE /NORFZ/
youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

kek
based & raoultpilled

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Is there though? I thought that is just disinfo.

UH-GUYSSS:
“It’s hard to put money into something where you don’t know if it’s going to happen,” he said. “I am sure after this, which is just such a gigantic impact, we will put that money in.”
>this is all fake in preparation for the next one

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U mad?

Mad you cant say nothing burger huh?

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You have to be a farmer not a gardener,
agriculture.vermont.gov/agency-agriculture-food-markets-news/are-agriculture-seeds-deemed-essential-yes

>Vermont Governor Phil Scott explicitly listed “agriculture and farms” and the “production and delivery of seed” as critical services within his "Stay Home, Stay Safe" executive order. Seed for agriculture/farming is allowed.

>Recent pictures circulating on social media appear to be from a box store which has roped off access to “non-essential” areas of the store, per guidance from ACCD, with various seed packets behind the roped-off section. As stated above, agricultural seeds have been deemed “essential” in Vermont per the Governor’s executive order, however a homeowner’s access to seeds has been modified to meet the Governor’s executive order.

>While the state recognizes the importance of gardening as a source of food for many Vermonters, the ability to browse for seeds and purchase them in person doesn’t outweigh the risk of spreading the virus. Retailers can continue to make seeds available online, delivery and curbside.

OH FUG :DD

Let's say every country gave us their actually 100% accurate numbers, hypothetically what do you think these numbers would be?

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>There is already a vaccine

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They didn't say icu.

With that level of autism, all things are possible

Fake news it seems.

It`s happening

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Why does their need to be a wave 2? Why can’t the exponential growth just continue?

>proven wrong

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2

brasilsemmedo.com/cloroquina-e-o-remedio-para-vencer-a-epidemia/

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Sources
pastebin.com/dr53vzbE

WE GOT TOO COCKY HERD BROS

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BORIS JOHNSON ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COMPLICATIONS FROM THE CORONAVIRUS
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bbc.com/news/uk-52177125

NOT EVEN JOKING HERE HAPPENING

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Its not even we got an experimental vaccine from USA, so in a couple of weeks we should be able to solve the problem I think.

>implying the numbers aren't being downplayed so the pleb goes back to work now that the elite has stocked up on masks and chloroquine

Can anyone explain why are there empty hospitals? The videos of those empty hospitals?

That bioweapon is real but what is going on exactly? Do they send everyone straight to FEMA camps or something in USA?

Boris hospitalized?

FOR THE HERD!

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(((RAAB)))

>There is already a vaccine

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The real question to ask is what do you do when its gone?

May

fucking KEK

BASED corona-chan

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