Brit/pol/ Lord Protector edition

Who's ready for Prime Minister Chad?

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You cant dab on the Raab

Look at this shit

bbc.com/future/article/20200401-covid-19-how-fear-of-coronavirus-is-changing-our-psychology?ocid=ww.social.link.twitter

The BBC rightly identifies how this crises might actually give society a new perspective on the importance of various issues and then goes on to imply this is a bad thing becuase people might be critical of things like immigration

>Our moral judgements become harsher and our social attitudes more conservative when considering issues such as immigration or sexual freedom and equality. Daily reminders of disease may even sway our political affiliations.

They actually treat the word "conservative" as a negative thing

Bin this farcical organisation NOW

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doesn't rhyme spastic

If Boris is going to a hospital he needs a ventilator most likely. If so, his best case is damaged lungs for the rest of his life

quick post your politifu

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Nick Griffin & Jim Dowson on the BNP days

youtube.com/watch?v=ODihmNovt6Y

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it does lmao

Whos that?

don't have one

>Nukes the Chinks without twitching a bicep

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makes you balls drop of as well mate.

5G symptoms

>Over 99% survive
incorrect. 26% of all closed cases outside of china have ended with death.

can't dab (like flab) on the raab (like rhubarb)
no it doesn't spastic

Can confirm Boris is dying, Secretary of Health refused to comment earlier on his condition

will china ever be at war with a western country? will it be a straight nuke for nuke war?

Who is next in the chain of command? Sargon of Akkad?

>his best case is damaged lungs for the rest of his life
the virus always causes permanent lung damage.

who was the last PM to die in office
must be going back pre-20th Century

How many on ventilators die?
Is there anything the doctors could be doing now to prevent that from happening?

the fuck you on about it sounds like a rhyme not making a haiku here

At the Christmas fete in school one year my mother volunteered to man a stall selling wooden objects, such as bowls and carved trinkets. I felt protective of her and hung around the stall as I noticed some of the rougher boys lurking around, sometimes going up to her table and touching things. One of them picked up a biro which was made of thick wood with a kind of bark on the outside, and I saw that my mother was worried he was just going to walk away with it. After a while my friend said Laura was asking about me, and I noticed her with a friend on the other side of the indoor sports hall. I walked over and we said a few things, then I invited her to watch my other friend who was performing in the choir. We walked over and watched them sing and then it was almost time to leave. Soon after in school the girl I would later go out with around seventeen times in one school year, who was close friends with Laura, approached me at dinnertime near the bus bay and and asked if I would go out with Laura. I saw Laura standing by appearing distracted and ran away to climb a leafless tree, in a small patch of similar trees which formed a kind of small island. I climbed high up and then mouthed "yes" to the girl, who went to tell Laura. Even though we were going out, our relationship was pretty much determined by her friends and my friends being around us and encouraging us to do things. One dinnertime I paid for a polystyrene tray of chips and curry sauce from the canteen, then walked across the yard to the bus bay where my friends were lately going to hang out. She was there with some of her friends, and they told us to hug, so we hugged. Then they told us to kiss, so we awkwardly approached each other and briefly kissed on the lips. And then they asked me if I wanted to "go" with her. I already knew she had been with other boys back in primary school, and I said okay and followed them into a slightly wooded area overlooking the bus bay. Her three friends stood

Wtf is a closed case?1

Raab is at least 7.5 inches judging by that pic

1860's i think

That Boris news has stunned me. I haven't felt this shit for a long time.

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Yes with his special advisor Alice Grant.

People bad enough to need ventilators have a much lower survival rate

kek
but they're right, it will make people conservative. Things were too comfortable. Extinction Rebellion was funded and supported by rich people who had no real worries in their lives.

The virus doesn't fucking care. It doesn't care if you're a he/she/xe/xdfijhdkfjhd/whatever else. It doesn't care that closing borders, restricting migration helps to stop its spread. It has put an end to over-socialised instagram thots and bros overnight. It has, in one fell swoop, popped this whole ridiculous bubble.

King Incel Basher

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>news.sky.com/story/scotlands-chief-medical-officer-resigns-after-breaching-lockdown-11969073
Chief Medical Officer for Scotland just resigned.
The one that told everyone to stay inside while she fucked off to her 2nd house in the country.

PRIME MINISTER CUMMINGS

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windy. blowing the virus around

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can't dab the rarb
how fucking posh and fairylike are you if that rhymes?

Has there been a D Notice on media to stop him being transported in ambulance unconscious to Charing Cross?

Campbell-Bannerman and Bonar Law died right after they resigned, but can't remember if anyone died in office.

Bad day lads 1st the lord of bath now boris

>feelsbadlads.jpeg

IS BORIS GOING TO DIE

>Alice Grant
You mean that indigenous South American girl?

Mommy Patel will take over once the call for a tory party leader election.

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>boris pretends to be ill so he can inspect all 5g masts for his overlords
>dies
?????

>The one that told everyone to stay inside while she fucked off to her 2nd house in the country.

I don't really see what's so awful about doing that.

an infection that has ended in death or "recovery".

Boris won't die lads. God is with him. #PrayForBoris

dunno you backed me into a corner.

hopefully they have some adrenochrome for him

This fucking year so far. Has anyone else had the feeling 2020 has a very odd feeling and atmosphere? I just can't help but shake this feeling.

Nothing much just utter hypocrisy

I got made to play rugby at school and he looks like the kind of person who would laugh about squashing my face into the sludge until I thought I was going to die. I don't think I like him.

socialism got royally blown the fuck out last year, now you have people spamming god save the queen on twitter. is the pendulum swinging?

well nothing has been normal
also congrats on your lucky Chinese digits

She better do.
I'm hoping they're keeping her away from the briefings so she'll be fit and healthy to take over once boris kicks the bucket.
Just worried he coofed on her.

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priti makes me rock hard, she's a proper woman

I'm turning gay for Raab
that fucking physique

Its just been a random timeline of happenings and close to happenings, brexit, ww3, corona, seems we've had 5 years worth of shit in 4 months.

Based pretty Patel gonna give the entire aid budget to BASED Israel

Once this is all over am I free to ride my bike around Europe?

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soon

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My childhood was different and sucked donkey dick.

The bit with no toilet roll and their being no football on the radio and the pubs being closed has certainly had a very odd feeling.

I fucking hate the bbc

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she always looks like she's eyeing up a cock

gonna make a hot choccy and get high lads

Is there anything the doctors may be doing for right now Boris to stop his condition from deteriorating to the point of needing a ventilator? Or can they just watch and monitor him?

can't wait for raab to kick down the doors of westminster abbey and crown himself king

Your id looks a bit noncy lad.

A lass who approves of capital punishment gets my vote all the time

>Bojo’s life long dream of becoming PM came true
>It meant he contracted the Shanghai Shivers and died of pneumonia a few weeks later, just one year into his term

Is this one of those famous ‘be careful what you wish for it just might happen?’ moments?

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lmfao eat shit BoJo, hope you nu-Labour cunts are next

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4 1 3 2

True, been a very overwhelming few months.

are supermarkets back to normal stock, lads? I haven't been for a while because I'm with mum and she gets RNHS early access

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52177171
kek

I imagine this is what people felt before WW1 or the Great Depression happened. They probably had a similar sort of uneasiness atmosphere before it all blew off.

MADAM PRIME MINISTER

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good
the fucking stupid cunt

50%. And the bulk of those that survive, I imagine are on the younger and slimmer side.

I was able to buy toilet paper last thursday. seems to be going back to normal.

lmfao he was even showing off about going to hospitals and shaking hands with coronavirus patients

20+20=40

>“A period of Forty Days signifies the completion in realization of an event.”
orthodoxytoday.blogspot.com/2011/08/significance-of-forty-days.html

fucking hell, Priti is even prittier now than she was back then

Based

R8 pl8 m8s

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she's aging like fine wine

She looks fresh off the boat
Disgusting

he took a wish on the mokey paw

Yeah been an odd one for sure. Britain Soldiers On though.

Oh dear

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Skylar White has resigned lads lol

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Shit, it does. Erm?
*runs off*

why don't they just give boris some chloroquine? it's a "miracle cure", isn't it?

Stock is alright, but couldn't find lemons and ginger though.

based

I keep going on the toilet in trepidation every time I need a poo incase my balls drop off mid squeeze.

Lmao "crisis makes people reevaluate their priorities" no fucking shit sherlock unimportant nonsense like gender and diversity and labour shadow cabinet needs to be sent to the bin

post your face when the labour voters who were saying for years that the tories will destroy britain turned out to be true.

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the word quarantine comes from the latin "quadrāgintā" meaning forty, signifying a period of forty days quarantine

They are back to normal by me, however you just got to queue for 30-45 mins to get in

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The fucking gall of these people ahhhhhhhhhhh

>It is said to be a "precautionary step" taken on the advice of his doctor.
>Taken in on a Sunday night
>precautionary
He's fucking dying lads

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They'll be pumping him with the stuff as we speak
Reckon Price Charles was treated with it too

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4231

Didn’t like her anyway. Much prefer based Chris.

Looks rank mate

Fucking hate roasts though me

kek

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lush/10

Best part is she apologised yesterday for doing it once and then it turned out today she'd done it twice in the last few days lol stupid cow

Why are all the fucking lemons going? What are people using them for? Its not fucking pancake day. Wankers.

Fun fact from Half life Alyx
>The practice of quarantine, as we know it, began during the 14th century in an effort to protect coastal cities from plague epidemics. Ships arriving in Venice from infected ports were required to sit at anchor for 40 days before landing. This practice, called quarantine, was derived from the Italian words quaranta giorni which mean 40 days.

they will go black first and kind of rot off, most die of the infections before hand though so you might be lucky

I'm in the Raab Saab.

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please my dick can only get so hard

7.5/10 for me, looks tasty

Hope not

>that ID
kek

>the tories will destroy britain
well the current Tory government at least can't be blamed here, they're doing as good a job as possible
Cameron/May years on the other hand fucked things up a bit

> people still replying to doommomg

I feel bad for Alistair Darling. He had to man the ship whilst it was sinking.

Get 'im Bazza!

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The self-isolation period of 7-14 for coronavirus is too short

I'm legit worried about BoJo, guys. Just got that gut feeling that he's in a very bad way.

The mock interview he did on Trigger Happy TV was funny.

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Can't get Go-Cat senior

>lemons
what are you jamie oliver?

Are they beginning to realise the flimsiness of their values?

fag

Wholesome lad, the kind of food that makes you feel a bit more hopeful about life, strange but true.

honey and lemon brew is good if you get the flu

wow

Maybe. Depends on border checks.

4 only I have standards.

What is the brit/pol/ consensus on Piers Morgan?

Is he a nonce or /ourguy/?

>Square plate

Corbyn is fucked if he gets it.
That cunt is knocking on the coffin lid early doors.

lol
sent from my iPad

>yfw the next PM is an Indian

Come, Come Nuclear Bombbbb

Nonce

AC Oscilloscope

>square plate
Deano-tier

If I remember right China doesn't have enough nukes to go 1-for-1 with the US or Russia. They have just enough for precision strikes against America.

I HAVE DYSLEXIA IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Using it to make bread rise when using cheap flour

Just buy some fucking lemsip.

She looks like she has too many teeth
Looks like some freak from the Indian slums

he has no convictions whatsoever
he is merely a journalist who says provocative things - some of which are OK, the majority of which are the same old cucked platitudes

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one second he's one, the next second the other

What I've noticed about the virus is that fat people have way more of a chance of dying than skinny or athletic people. Just look at the pictures of victims. All of them are fat or very large.

fascinating

who cares if he's your guy but i love him

A broken nonce that is right twice a day.

Just about normal just slow to get in

No because what the government isn't telling you is that this virus kills fatties. Like 80% in ICU are overweight. Corbyn is skinny, Boris is a fat lad.

NOOOO, HE CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THE HECKIN ROASTERINOOO

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nonce of the highest order. he jerks off to dead people's voicemail.

viral facebook post that drinking warm lemon juice stops you getting corona
I actually used a whole bag of them this week squeezing them on pasta and vegetables.

5g nonce as well

>he doesn't make his own yorkies

Pleb

see An actual report out a few days ago said 80% were overweight and like 70% men in ICU.

His a shock jock and nothing more.

can confirm that 90% of patients in our ICU have significantly raised BMI
t. London doc

If they are, they risk killing him. Several people in the cholorquin study died because of the drug.

go to bed gove.

pls don't kink shame

DON'T SINK

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Kill yourself faggot

Miss me greggs
Miss me m8s
Miss me slags
Miss me footy
Miss me munchiebox

Simple as

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