/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2958 - WEBM EDITIONS

Da hospitals deys be lyin

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Alexander Chizhevsky

Where is the exponential growth?

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Nigger

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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It would have been pretty epic if Taiwan had made a corona virus information operation to embarrass the CCP but that didn't happen even once. Are they stupid or something?

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>thinking this ends

I've got bad news for you buddy

You are here

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Da hospitals des be empty

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For logchads

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Wtf is that?

The virus in 1 month and 12 days, the economic crisis 5 years.

>The number of US deaths can now be precisely calculated using an integral that defines the area under a curve between two indices.
That is never true in a natural population though Based Satan
That's why DiffEq exists it's not a simple integral.

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its going to be 10k thursday

will the chinks get sanctioned for this in any way?

BREAKING: US states are not reporting exact numbers of dead! Number of Corona-chan victims is MUCH HIGHER!

nytimes.com/2020/04/05/us/coronavirus-deaths-undercount.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

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Dem death stats be faked yo

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Do you have the latest infections and death together in a log plot?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 330,386 (9,448) Spain 130,759 (12,418) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 100,009 (1,575) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,100 (715) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 15,425 (277) Austria 12,051 (204) Portugal 11,278 (295) Brazil 10,627 (460) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,430 (49) Sweden 6,830 (401) Norway 5,687 (71) Australia 5,687 (35) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,994 (158) Czech Republic 4,543 (67) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (151) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Ecuador 3,646 (180) India 3,588 (99) Philippines 3,246 (152) Pakistan 3,157 (47) Japan 3,139 (77) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,385 (34) Peru 2,281 (83) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,169 (23) Finland 1,927 (28) Serbia 1,908 (51) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) United Arab Emirates 1,798 (10) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,029 (+996) Spain +4,591 (+471) Italy +4,316 (+525) Germany +3,917 (+131) China +30 (+3) Iran +2,483 (+151) United Kingdom +5,903 (+621) Turkey +3,135 (+73) Switzerland +595 (+49) Belgium +1,260 (+164) Netherlands +1,224 (+115) Canada +1,513 (+46) Austria +270 (+18) Portugal +754 (+29) Brazil +267 (+15) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +579 (+5) Sweden +387 (+28) Norway +137 (+9) Australia +137 (+5) Russia +658 (+2) Ireland +390 (+21) Czech Republic +71 (+8) Chile +310 (+7) Denmark +292 (+18) Poland +475 (+15) Romania +251 (+5) Malaysia +179 (+4) Ecuador +181 (+8) Philippines +152 (+8) Pakistan +339 (+6) Luxembourg +75 (+5) Saudi Arabia +206 (+5) Peru +535 (+10) Indonesia +181 (+7) Thailand +102 (+3) Finland +45 (+3) Serbia +284 (+7) Mexico +202 (+19) Dominican Republic +167 (+5) Greece +62 (+5) Qatar +279 (+1) Colombia +79 (+3) Argentina (+1) Algeria +69 (+22)…

>FULL LISTS
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The happening is over

Corona will be over by May

There won't be any financial crisis.

>source: twitter

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SAID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SAID SOMETHING HOLY FUCK MY IQ IS 68 AND I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE IT

Kek

When normies and jews die out, hopefully.

When we edit the DNA of every living person on Earth so coronaviruses are no longer harmful

roylab stats is live on Twitch
m.twitch.tv/roylabstats

NY DEATHS DROPPING FOR THE FIRST TIME

BAHAHAHAHAHA SCHIZO NEETS BTFO!!!!

THIS WAS THE PEAK, WE WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL AND YOU'LL *STILL* BE LOSERS WHO FELL FOR A NOTHINGBURGER SEASONAL FLU SCARE

BAHAHAHAHAHA

At least two years for the virus itself. The recession will take like a decade to come back from.

bah I asked and after I refresh you deliver. Thanks snon

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Status Report

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it's creamy and comes from tits

No curve is perfect but everyone will sperg the second it isn't, cases aren't even done for the day. Thanks for the great graphic user

Da hospitals be fake y'all

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If the chinks don't pay for this, our leaders will.

Ultra gay, imagine listening to a copilation that someone else did instead of just listening to the soundtrack by yourself (or just do a fucking playlist with you favorites songs of the ost, for fucking christ, there are like 40 songs or so)

I do it all for the sweet anime girls

It falls every weekend due to testing limitations.

What exactly does log even mean and why does everyone act like it makes the numbers different?

so what your graph is suggesting, another 2 weeks?

So what happens after 2 years of lockdown and the smoke clears and we establish we nuked the economy and made everyone miserable to save 3% of the population 80% of whom are 70 or older?

Does anyone have source on the virus being tampered with in a lab?

Will you retake southern Sweden when they collapse?

it seriously looks like a wood-eating worm cut it out and then revealed by a sawmill.

Can you blame cuckdale tho. I think anyone will drop their spaghetti sitting next to winnie

You post the same low IQ bullshit everyday. I hate doing this, but I'm going to have to filter you because you are annoying and gay.

You forgot your memeflag

To really monitor deaths look at the obituaries.

Last week my small town had 27 and this week is 46.

This time last year was 13 as the highest for all month.

Des deaths iz fake fo sho

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Unbelievable. I just got this push message on my phone.

CDC walks back mask recommendations. So it only was supposed to work for doctors, but low they’re sending it out by texts when there’s nothing left to buy

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Is it really that hard to use a search engine?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logarithmic_scale
all the worlds knowledge is at your fingertips

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Tell your mother to give me my money back

>tfw all the turbo-virgins and nurse experts from this thread were systematically BTFO The Great White Druid Panoramix

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Adopt a new currency and subsidize new industry, a new reality based economy comes back stronger than the old magic crystal ball one in literally less than a month.

zozzle

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lads, I think I got it. I feel like "automatic" breathing doesn't cut it anymore.

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>I can't explain it so you're stupid for not looking it up

Here you go fellow burger:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logarithmic_scale

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-97%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-82%) Milan (-72%) Berlin (-52%) Munich (-64%) Brussels (-66%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-79%) London (-85%) Johannesburg (+27%) Sao Paulo (-95%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-91%) Miami (-70%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-83%) Mexico City (-86%) Los Angeles (-83%) Seattle (-87%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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For the millionth time, elective shit has been cancelled and junkies are avoiding the ER. The hospital can be mostly empty and still have no ICU beds

that is scary

Ah yes, I would totally let the government play with the genes of my children, what's the worst they could do to them?

Is this common? You get messages from governing bodies without consent or did you subscribe to some service for this?

>I-it's a lull in testing

OH NO NO NO NO PFFFFTTTTTT

SORRY, HAPPENING CANCELED AND YOU'RE BACK TO BEING A SOCIAL LOSER SCHIZO. THANKS FOR PLAYING!

Yup about what I would figure. Two people who can't explain it but sperg about it

Deys be mo fake deaths

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Considering those retards in NYC are still going outside like it was nothing, we should have bodies pilling up in the streets in about month.

What am I your fucking teacher? I don't have to explain shit

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Apologize.

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Semi-log plots (one axis log) are really useful for viewing functions that are inherently exponential, logarithmic, or similar. The S-curve of an infection, for example.
A straight line on a log chart means something is exponential, and the more vertical the line the more staggeringly exponential it is.
It literally doesn't change the numbers at all, but it makes it easier to visualize trends in highly exponential data
Example attached

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No it’s full of pakis

Good thing these retards will be drafted soon. Hope they get chink-made PPE

>hospitals label everything as Corona death to collect Trumpbux
This is actually true though. And you're plebbit faggot or kike shill if you claim otherwise.

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The UN and WHO are cowriting a very strongly worded letter right now

will usa hit 11k ded today?

No memeflag this time?

Da CIA betta pay me

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he made it himself, retard

what's the next step of her evolution?

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We get similar stuff some serious weather is coming.
We had to register out IDs to phone number (thanks Merkel), so there might be that.

Is there any proof that China's still got it as bad as when they started?

okay so the numbers are still the same, yeah?