PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "ACCIDENTALLY" EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/mntBUWX3gi0
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>EnSec Brouillette on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/M1wYG45qrbs
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/t3QvoyLJtQg
>FDACommr Hahn on WattersWorld 4/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147161308001
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on WattersWorld 4/4/20
youtu.be/34OR6HEyza4
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jerry Falwell (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/bxiIPJfW_ks
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Candace Owens (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/GGC0T5mmioY
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Lara Trump on DailyCaller 4/3/20
youtu.be/15xNA0W1Cb0
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ

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wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/
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MAGA

WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY

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Don’t have white babies

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d-did someone sneeze?

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Buh bye, Bernie's campaign

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MAGA

Alternatively, post whatever the fuck you want and, if you don’t yet know how, learn how to evade bans.

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MAGA

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I don't know why they expected that wouldn't happen.
It's not like you show symptoms the whole time you have it.

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! DONALD TRUMP IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN OVER 250 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY!!!!! AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AND YOU RETARDS STILL SUPPORT HIM AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

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HIDE, REPORT, SAGE ALL CHINESE POSTERS.
TOTAL WAR THEY JUST DECLARED, IT'S YOUR DUTY TO KILL THEM.

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>two-time loser
OH NO NO NO

>Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday on ABC's "This Week" the recently delayed Democratic Convention will have to happen, but conceded that it may need to be held virtually if the novel coronavirus continues to pose a public health threat by mid-August.
all I wanted this year was to see bernouts get the absolute shit kicked out of them by the police at the convention and now that may not even happen fuck this gay earth

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>two people with knowledge of the situation
aka
>dude, trust me
this is "journalism" in 2020

Kikes stealing stuff again....

Why hasn't trump fired him?

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What did Daily Mail mean by this?
Are they implying niggers are dying because they’re too stupid to use a mask properly?

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by the way, this was the funniest edition yesterday

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TAIWAN NUMBA WAN
ROC BEST CHINA
PRC WORST CHINA

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That's not a MAGA hat.

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>t. soviet communist jew using a fake name
powerful

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DEATH TO THE PRC.
THEY RUINED THE WORLD WITH THEIR FLU.

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MAGA

>mass replies
Is he trying to trigger the jannies?

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He's not Soviet, I am.
I fucking hate chinks with a burning passion.

that entire article is pure kike bullshit

ROC IS THE ONLY CHINA
COMMIE CHINA IS FAKE NEWS

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Cases up again today in Mainland China, aka fake China

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>Kushner said a thing
>so we wasted time on it rather than explain why it's not a good idea
sounds like the usual passive resistance "sorry boss but you ASKED ME to do this thing I knew was stupid" stuff you get from the rank and file

>Orange Man PLEASE take responsibility for DNC/Cuomo/Newsome/etc. shutdowns :(((
>Orange Man PLEASE be finished done btfo over cancelled ruined doomed cucked this time for sure for real for serious
I wouldn't even call it shilling at this point

and on Palm Sunday no less, very rude

If Max Boot weren't posted here he would get no attention at all.

>soviet communist jew
That's a lot of redundant typing.

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Serena wears many hats.

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who cares what the dumb nigger is doing, it was godawful last night and it's godawful right now

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nah, it’s a gem of an almost meltdown by fedora over its failure to crack consensus.....again

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Who?

And the Jews killed the USSR.
How (((Kosher))) to replace it with China

>Blocks your path

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>[hand rubbing intensifies]

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Same goes for a lot of people

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>Worries

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Reminder that /sip/ is a heebroid plot to keep whites from Red Bull, the true MAGA energy drink.

>not just executing them as invaders

P-please spare some m-masks America-kun...

what did he mean by this?

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good for them, more countries need to wise up

Nigger!

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MIGA MIGA MIGA

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The Queen of our Former Oppressors just gave a speech: youtube.com/watch?v=GlRJg2nfujY

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>face is a different color than neck
Disgusting desu

NBC and Bloomberg are the worst of them

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I've been waiting 20 years for a punished Bernie redemption arc but it's never going to happen. He's going to cuck and support Michelle Obama or Andrew Cuomo for president when Biden drops out.

just post the in-store prices and there will be an end to the horror

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>Fauci says Trump admin will face a surprise infectious outbreak in 2017
James woods and prominent twitter fags are talking about it

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>I demand a refund
OH NO NO NO
SOMEONE TELL HIM

>Joe is a hack

Fact check: True

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We gotta work hard to get that spirit back.

I'm still confused. Is the nigger kot both the dumgay, huggers, and hikki, all at the same time?

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Please President Jared, gibs more trillions to those poor Jew bankers that made bad stock market bets. We don't mind living in poverty.

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fucking New York is incompetent
Nationalize New York already

Why are all software tutorials on youtube made by indians? Almost every single one.

Calling Joe a hack is an insult to hacks.

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>If Bernie drops out, I demand a refund

Oh NO NO NO NO NO

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>refund
>from Bernie
NO SUCH CASES!

>will be able to import n95 protective masks form the U.S.
does anyone proofread anymore?

Salty Schumer:
>fired ig will be remembered as a hero reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hmm...

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"GOYIM SUCH A DEAL! WE'LL SELL YOU THE COVID VACCINE FOR ONLY 666 SHEKELS!"

Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

“Let’s call it pure luck,” he said. “We decided to choose coronavirus as a model for our system just as a proof of concept for our technology.”

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons

The “ethno-bomb” program is based at Israel’s Nes Tziyona research facility. Scientists are trying to use viruses and bacteria to alter DNA inside living cells and attack only those cells bearing Arabic genes.

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

BTW troll, COVID has been renamed as the JEW FLU

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Odd way to spell nuke, user

The Kalos slag is right for once.

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Why are you looking for software tutorials on JewTube? Wouldn't written documentation give you information faster?

to put it simply: yes

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Fair point

This may be hard to accept, but if you have a foreskin it’s near-guaranteed that you’re a regular MJ viewer.

The fact is, the average /ptg/er will NEVER EVER know what it truly feels like to have stimulating political discourse every weekday from 6am-9am EST.

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Thee Dee Thee

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>Chuck thinks anything will be remembered during chink flu season

The saddest part in this, is that Donald Trump was torn between keeping business running to please his backers and stopping the public from dying. The right president would never have been torn and would have put the lives of his people first.

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user, four patients in Seattle have already begun human trials of the US vaccine.
bbc.com/news/health-51906604

Usually when mass media firings happens the editors are the first to go
Plus editing doesn’t really matter so much as sheer volume of bad orange man articles that need to be pushed out

perhaps it’s just an eldritch amalgamated abomination.

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go away

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People are going to die no matter what decision you make.
Are you stupid?

>more worried about BLOMALD FLUMPF 2ND TERM than the mega super deadly ultra giga dynamo virus that they swore would kill us all

>DRUMPF LIED
>PEOPLE DIED


I fucking hate this shit.

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every now and then they can't help but let the mask slip

>to please his backers
What backers?

Just because the "Defender of the Faith" addressed her call to "People of All Faiths and No Faith" doesn't mean that Londinistan is still our enemy, user. We have a very special relationship with the Caliphate of Britain.

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>BTW, were not for China existing, we will be so far in space right now on planets.

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Demons. That is what they do. Like flies on shit, Good attracts demons. The more intense their attacks are, the better we are doing.

This is complete and total hearsay, but I had dinner with my older sister tonight. Somehow, her boyfriend has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government. In the past they have leaked accurate information onto the listerv a few weeks before it hit the press, so at least some of what they say is legit. Here's a rough summary of what she passed on to me:

1. Trump is going down from Coronavirus, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against him and some others in the administration, in terms of withholding aid from blue states, is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that they can't pardon themselves first.
2. Azar has given up on angling for immunity from prosecution, but is cooperating with the investigation in order to try and minimize his jail time. He's singing like a canary.
3. Jerome Adams is going to jail.
4. Kushner is going to jail absent a Trump pardon.
5. Deborah Birx probably isn't guilty of anything, but there are incredibly damaging things she's said on tape which will force her to resign.
6. There was already a divorce agreement between Melania and Donald prior to the election. But when Donald unexpectedly won, he basically forced her to stay on in the marriage - in part because if they divorce she will be able to testify against him.
7. Oddly enough, Mike Pence is completely clean.
8. While Anthony Fauci won't testify about this publicly, he will tell the Senate privately that both Trump and Kushner attempted to bribe him.

I can say with 100% certainty not all of these are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of them are.

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>People of All Faiths and No Faith
>ANYONE who will listen to my senile ramblings

kek, i heard that in his voice

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ITT: FANFICT

>BTW, were not for China existing, we will be so far in space right now on planets.
user, that was niggers, not chinks.

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>"Dr."
>peacocks from national broadcasts to social media to literal children's programming
>every speech is "WELL AKSHUALLY, MR. BLUMPF..."
the pastanigger should be strung up