/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2957 - WEBM EDITIONS

#notmyqueen

obes-

ah forget it

CCP is responsible for the virus.

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This. When the fuck is this shitty house I'm renting going to drop in value from $160k to $100k

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for da HERD old chaps

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The COVID stimulus made a financial incentive to find corona deaths.

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schitzo capslock
HOW DO I SAFELY USE PORTOPOTTY?
im quarentining on private property in the woods. theree is a portopotty here i have not been using. i have been shitting gopher holes in the neighbors brush but they ccame home. the rest of the property is too close to a river that feeds a resivior for millions of peoplee

rhnx for
thnx for all rhe replies, im using all yer thoughts
to come up with a reasonable solution

i think shitting in a bag in a bucket in a van may be preferable to shitting in the potty

China is blackmailing France into allowing huaei 5G in their country in exchange for mask

USA btfo recycling. Take that enviroment!

Europe actually might be. There are established trends of improvement in Italy and Spain. The US on the other hand, not so much.

> still only 100.000 confirmed infected per day
> below 100.000 confirmed deaths
it's a nothingburger
HAPPENING CANCELED
go find a job

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Who gives a fuck what an ancient kike has to say?.

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Why would the burgers invade the recycling bin? Did someone accidentally leave fast food in it?

wolf is best wife

Already over. She's a pretty good speaker, though.

How is Argentina user so efficient at making these threads?

The CV violates Koch's Postulates of viral transmission. Something is goofed bruhs.

youtu.be/m3LgrcDAlJs

6,000,000 Cases by April 20th.

wait london is on complete lockdown now? b-but what about the herd
youtube.com/watch?v=bKxejb4o6Lc

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Italy is saved. It happened like Trump said.
youtube.com/watch?v=svrxYLvJYto

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Oy vey! 6 billion cases? How will we ever deal with 6 trillion cases?

kek

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Real estate is very slow. It takes months for prices to move

Yes.

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Elizabeth II, Queen of the UK – daughter of
George VI, King of the UK – son of
George V, King of the UK – son of
Edward VII, King of the UK – son of
Victoria, Queen of the UK – daughter of
Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn – son of
George III, King of Great Britain – son of
Frederick, Prince of Wales – son of
George II, King of Great Britain – son of
George I, King of Great Britain – son of
Sophia, Electress of Hanover – daughter of
Elizabeth of Bohemia – daughter of
James I/VI, King of England, Ireland & Scotland – son of
Mary, Queen of Scots – daughter of
James V, King of Scots – son of
Margaret Tudor – daughter of
Elizabeth of York – daughter of
Edward IV, King of England – son of
Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York – son of
Richard of Conisburgh, Earl of Cambridge – son of
Isabella Perez of Castille – daughter of
Maria Juana de Padilla – daughter of
Maria Fernandez de Henestrosa – daughter of
Aldonza Ramirez de Cifontes – daughter of
Aldonza Gonsalez Giron – daughter of
Sancha Rodriguez de Lara – daughter of
Rodrigo Rodriguez de Lara – son of
Sancha Alfonsez, Infanta of Castile – daughter of
Zaida of Seville – daughter of
Al-Mu’tamid ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Abbad II al-Mu’tadid, King of Seville – son of
Abu al-Qasim Muhammad ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Ismail ibn Qarais – son of
Qarais ibn Abbad – son of
Abbad ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Aslan – son of
Aslan ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Itlaf – son of
Itlaf ibn Na’im – son of
Na’im II al-Lakhmi – son of
Na’im al-Lakhmi – son of
Zahra bint Husayn – daughter of
Husayn ibn Hasan – son of
Hasan ibn Ali – son of
Fatima – daughter of
Muhammad, Prophet of Islam and proclaimer of the Quran

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Its a 9/11 every 3 days in the United States now

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How much time can you mantain a lockdown? As soon as people get back to normal, the same will happen

>citing Koch seriously

That's like a biologist citing Darwin. It's dumb

Probably because of the quarantine

I've been looking at second hand oxygenation machines but fuck even they are so expensive.

Still posting Influenza-chan. Just look at her, peak goddess

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Osama is laughing in heaven right now.

God save the Queen,

They're gonna go up lmfao

las Malvinas son Britanicas

>*smacks lips* ayo this virus be rayciss and shieet
>da crackas made this to keep a nigga down

>NYC HAS PEAKED A WEEK EARLY
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UMMMMMMMMMMM??????? HAPPENINGTARDS??????????????????????????????????????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOO???????????? OHNONONONONONOOOOOOOO!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

based

Soon it will be 911 every day

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Do bongs really go outside once a week to clap? lmao

It is not the lockdown, it is because it is getting warmer. Easter is coming, it is a gift from God. Everyone is healed.

>short hair

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Hey guys!

Why there aren't any governments talking about what will happen after lockdown or quarantine life? I am really curious about it!

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>>Doesn't know flags

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Do you really mean it, user?

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But user, where are my ebin explowshuns and shiiiiiieeetttt, my minecraft buildings being blown up by using TnT inside the buildings because arrows don't do that much damage on blocks

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Why is it that when I see ads with patronising “celebrities” or other vacuous fuckwits telling me that we “are all in this together” and they are there for us so utterly insulting and makes me want to find the cunts and hurt them!!
Fuck I hate them so much.