Brit/pol/

You on RESCRIPT?

imagine not eating bread

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What are you doing to ensure pakis get a lesser treatment than white brits?

Why do I have a job where I can work from home? I'd much rather have months of paid holiday at 80% pay than carry on at 100% working from home.

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>government do thing
>government members invest and/or speculate on relevant thing
why is this tory behaviour allowed?

avoiding london is the best bet

any idea how to fix the little cable thing under the disk reader on a ps2? mine is too high and is scratching discs. i watched a video last week where the guy just sorta pushed it down and it was problem solved but that didn't work. ngl i was in a shitty mood so probs wasn't paying attention. i'll try again tomorrow. anyone know what im talking about ?

They've started taking temperatures at my work now lads, should I go for a run before hand and get a cheeky few days off?

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Oi where's your beach sitting license you might give corona to the gulls

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what is the point of eating bread

reminder that 1/4 of all closed cases have resulted in death (if you exclude china's fake numbers), much higher than the 3.4% or 0.66% estimates. this virus is going to infect 99% of the world population, so we should expect around 2 billion deaths from the first wave alone.

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>a chimp could take it apart and put it back together
probably but im doing more than that, im opening it up, examining whats wrong, fixing it, then putting it back together.
>your smarter then a chimp right?
im obviously smarter than you so you can judge your own place on the hierarchy and figure it out from there

Judging by that mincing pose, must be brighton?

I bet that policeman is so fucking proud of himself. Great job arresting people for being outside! Don't mind the paki rape gangs! Fucks sake this country is a joke.

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Are we all on the keto diet here?

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Doom mong

Getting really bloody sick of all this now.

predictit.org/markets/detail/4614/Will-Hillary-Clinton-run-for-president-in-2020

>The Corona Gulls
Good name for an indie band, mate.

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bread and beer fueled empires

most of the police here are 5ft dykes

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calories you daft cunt

Reminder that the Queen's speech is tonight at 8pm

What things will she be saying tonight?

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Cant live on circuses alone

War with France hopefully.

>he thinks royalty and nobility would even think of eating bread
lmfao

So I'd stocked up on most things and was trying not to leave the house while other people were fighting over toilet rolls. I've got plenty of Warhammer models to paint. But then I got told a family friend had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer and I decided to risk going out for some booze. I'd got hand sanitiser to use after touching anything, I was going to hold my breath if I was near anybody, throw the bags away when I got home and scrub the cans before drinking them.

Half way to the shop I was crossing a narrow bridge over the railway and this black kid I know from a temp job we had together years ago is coming the other way and starts talking to me and won't shut up. He's telling me at length about all the troubles he's had buying weed and all the places he'd been looking. "I've even been all round Bilston and I didn't even want to go there because they've all got the virus and they been dying in New Cross!" He'd got a mask but it was just hanging round his neck and I could feel his spittle in my face. On and on and on...

I don't think I'm going to make it guys. I'll really miss you. My life was a bit shit and I enjoyed coming here.

>keto diet
>no baked beans
naa fuck that

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>I've got plenty of Warhammer models to paint.

40K or Fantasy

>need calories, better eat the least calorie dense and nutritionally void food there is
wow based

I bet she says "blitz spirit" conjuring up the stirring patriotic image of thousands of soft southern nonces shitting themselves in tube stations.

Re-take Calais, Normandy, and Bordeaux

riiight okay sweety, remember to do the dishes before bedtime

Stay home spastics.

Declaring world war XI
WE TAKING BACK HONGKONG BOYS!

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fuck are you on about you gimp

Man, I wish your family friend the best!

it yummy in my tummy

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>unprecedented times
>public unity
>RNHS
>British spirit
>all faiths
>all walks of life
>our emergency services and military
>my son self isolated in his hundred room mansion in Scotland
Have a double brandy for each one. You'll be blackout drunk in twenty minutes.

40k, I play orks.

that's nice sweety

>dissolves Parliament and raises taxes

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checked, based and beanpilled

usual gibberish as said, shes only here to make all of this seem more scary.

It had spread through multiple organs before they were properly diagnosed. They are fucked, apparently have a matter of weeks.

I got a backlog of unpainted minis to do
been distracted with the new Doom and Bannerlord

Start by Birmimgham, Telford, Roterdham and London

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"My son is not a nonce, now go to bed peasants".

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those coppers are having the time of their lives. they finally get to go around and harass people for no reason, fucking power trip heaven

imagine claiming superiority to anyone while screeching obsessively about grains

>no bread
>no potatoes
>no beans
>no pasta
>no fruit-ella

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noice
i always enjoyed them in Dawn Of War. they voice acting was great lol

She will over rule the government to make Royal Ascot go ahead as planned

You forgot
>Diversity is our strength

Thoughts on the Falklands lads? I'd love to live there. I also love pissing off monkey favella boys

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Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker

It's a nightmare. I can only eat those sausages.

7/7 didn't really happen

im sure half the ppl on anglo wignat/anime twitter are here lmao, tell me you're an anime avi uwu

she's giving out her Chaturbate name

The first Dawn of War was a great game. I bought a squiggoth just because of it.

What is /britpol/ going to do if they bring this in? I'm just going to resort to civil disobedience. If they arrest me, what's the difference at this point?

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Good lad.

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how do you even know what those things are?

cya in the cells cocker

yeah funny acting like a girl does when they lose an argument you spastic, must be your raised estrogen from all that bread you eat coming through

lifestream link for the queen's speech?

>Thoughts on the Falklands lads?

i was surprised to know its about the same size as Lebanon. it seems like a really comfy place, its horribly underpopulated though. i mean, if there was a slightly bigger population with more children being born then i'd probs consider moving there. atm it just looks like a boomer island with some penguins and sheep

Is it ok I watch the Queens speech lads

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im just going to watch it on youtube later.
not that theres much point, we already know what to expect

yeah
i might install it actually

Look straight into my lass rifle

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because I own them both

I thought about this? How many cases do you think they have ?
somewhere remote would be a fucking dream to live

Is anyone here relatively unskilled but working a job which pays okay and isn't extremely stressful?

Just been reading about teaching and how so many teachers are desperately trying to find other work, it's scary. If you don't want to work with your hands (construction, plumbing, carpentry, etc), are you basically fucked unless you can find a job pushing paper in the civil service?

I used to be really in to 40k years ago. Had a Guard army. I've heard its really changed a lot since then trying to be really normie friendly and has taken out a lot of the grimdark edginess in favour of more cut and paste vanilla space marines. Is it worth getting back in to?

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that's nice, why don't you play with your LEGO, good lad

so what is the queen actually gunna go on about? will she enforce military police on the streets

Only peasants fear a £60 fine.

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oh dear

see you there too, user.

literally what are you going to do there?

It's a great strategic location though, allows the Royal Navy to project power just in case we can't go through Canada or Panama is closed.

Good thing that Maggie showed the Military junta that Parliamentary democracy can't just be pushed around.

What a boring thread

wtf... i have to watch on cbc.... get fucked bbc sign in

>soon

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she's going to say fuck all.
>time to come together
>we are nation of great spirit
>i remember this time in a previous century when we did something good
>we can beat it
blah blah blah

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sure but you have to make a cuppa

that doesn't sound good to you? would be comfy as fuck.

I imagine 0, I think flights have to go through military airports, could be wrong though.

Put channel 4 on right now

I'm not going to even pay it, they can just take me to Jail.

no loicence no liz

listen up you boring sconners
stop quaffing horlicks an have a line and a tinny

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sky news has a permanent livestream on YT
youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

Is she partying with Gove as we speak?

The two white men in the interview at the hospital removed their masks. Deliberately

Going to have a wank to the Queens speech, AMA

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news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-british-serviceperson-is-falkland-islands-first-case-of-covid-19-11968338

What am I doing in England right now? I'd like to live a simple life away from n****** and hassle

You’ll be okay

schizo

shame im hoping for something of substance at least, gunna put a cuppa on for it i reckon

lel

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thread theme before queenie speech
youtube.com/watch?v=k30XeJNAbt4

will it be crafty and will it stink?

You now remember Change UK.

Reminder: the queen is dead. What you will be viewing is an animatronic operated by Prince Charles because he is too cowardly to become king.

Tell me someone else saw that?

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sorry

>that doesn't sound good to you? would be comfy as fuck.

i dont want me to completely alone though, and if im going to have children then i dont want them to be alone either. so thats my problem with the falklands, it just falls short of perfect civilisation imo

I'm Gen X and got into 40k when it started. I'd gone through a long phase of just collecting and painting my orks rather than actually playing the game because I felt the rules had gotten bullshit, GW had gotten too money grabbing and the players had gotten too competitive and toxic. When I actually checked out the current rules I was actually really surprised that they had addressed a lot of issues and were much better than I expected. A bunch of stuff is streamlined in favor of bigger games and armies but it actually works and Killteam is a great game for beginners. The new primaris marines are obvious normie friendly bullshit but past that the game still has plenty of depth at various levels.

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lol remember when some lad took their twitter name before they could

>CUK
what did it mean

Get a radio.
The BBC World Service exists soley to keep you colonial subjects up to date with what we have planned for you.

Is keir starmer based?

The irony of the Queen broadcasting from a castle
A fucking castle

"Ahh yes, my minions, you little shits are so small and insignificant, you are poor and incapable for dealing with this outbreak, you utter fools"

Either way I'm ganna coom to her speech

They won't do it, just an empty threat because more and more people realise it's all bollocks and they know people will take BBQ in sunny weather over keeping 82 year old Doris alive

why are you asking us?

it was some user from here lmao

hes the epitome of cringe

>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-british-serviceperson-is-falkland-islands-first-case-of-covid-19-11968338

That does look comfy

no
youtube.com/watch?v=lFsPYyj7mIU

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>tfw Sargon got beaten by CUK in his constituency

youtube.com/watch?v=iZFKqAcCnwc

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eating din dins hopefully have time to to a cuppa b4 liz

there is a lot of 3rd party companies to bash guard kits together., tempted to get back into it just for the model making side of it

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What about the 40k universe as a whole? The lore and such.

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Do you want her to do it from a council estate?

Boring remoaner who's already trying to use it as an excuse to sabotage brexit

Tell me what to think

>tfw still party member

>The irony of the Queen broadcasting from a castle
Similar to when she gave a speech about the importance of charity from in front of her gold plated piano.

She's going to talk about how the whole country is in this together and has to make sacrifices while isolating in a palace

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did you get a video? is there a rewindable stream?

no

Comfy

nonce

what do you think?

Not an anime avi but I see plenty of those. I'm not really active, more of a lurker, only got back into it recently.

prole mindset

didnt realise britpol were all republicans, you all have disappointed me

>Baby first encounters societal hierarchy

>get a radio
what the fuck is this? 1940?

Why are you so salty that she has a better house than you?

i would actually watch that. she'd have to do it in some bulletproof vehicle like the popemobile

Why do you envy her for having nice things and getting invited to parties?