/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2955 - WEBM EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,253,072 (+51,619) ► Died: 68,154 (+3,466) ► Day: 87 (-08:19:18)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 208 countries and territories infected —
— 3.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,425 different strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE: THE QUEEN
youtu.be/x3fDQUNI-O8

>NEWS
Death rate in NY higher than 0.5% for younger adults
archive.is/9U1N2

Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Hong Kong enacts shutdowns as "second wave" hits
archive.is/K8cYr

Swedish government took 3 months to figure out asymptomatic transmission
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5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
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>INFO
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
archive.is/AL2Cx

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/wip/gM8Va

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
archive.is/JvZUt

>REMINDER
Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LATEST CASES
17:45: 251 new cases and 5 new deaths in Romania
17:34: 69 new cases and 22 new deaths in Algeria
17:27: 71 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Czech Republic
17:23: 78 new cases and 1 new death in California
17:02: 3,381 new cases and 71 new deaths in New Jersey
17:00: 514 new cases and 68 new deaths in Louisiana

>SOURCES
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www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page
twitter.com/news24ntv/status/1246810830231883776
archive.is/l2fXg
archive.is/EbZzm
welt.de/politik/ausland/article206741617/Coronavirus-Auslandspresse-staunt-ueber-Deutschlands-Todesrate.html
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
br.de/nachrichten/deutschland-welt/faktenfuchs-so-werden-corona-todesfaelle-gezaehlt,RtnpYVL
fuldaerzeitung.de/regional/fulda/starb-an-patient-an-oder-mit-corona-sechs-fragen-zur-zahlweise-des-robert-koch-institus-DF9502588
t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/id_87636856/coronavirus-hamburg-will-nur-echte-covid-19-tote-zaehlen.html
archive.is/EQB8i
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1871402120300527?via=ihub
archive.is/dJpQg
youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/did-bill-gates-just-reveal-real-reason-behind-lock-downs
chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0&feature=youtu.be&t=59
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Fuck China

How we doing today boys?

Usual weekend slowdown

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When corona chan strikes and you can’t take it any more, coughin’ on the walls and coughin’ on the floor. Coughin’ up a storm till the ambulance arrives, Louisiana Kung Flu jives!

Yep. My dad's friend in Long Island just called to say how fucked the state is.

Anybody have a graph that disproves Cuomo's assertion that peak death has already been reached in NY?

Oh no!

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>he bought ze elderberries?

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Guys, it's been burning when I peed for a few weeks, but now it's way worse. It feels as if my cock is being hit by a nuclear fucking bomb whenever I piss. I'm going crazy over this, I can't take it anymore. Am I infected with corona or what?

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE! MY COCK FEELS WORSE THAN HIROSHITMA AND FAGASAKI COMBINED AFTER GETTING BOMBED!

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Fresh coronas, post em if you got em

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What is the new /cvg/ live stream since royallab stats is dead?

Do tell please

>western countries successfully flattening the curve
>majority of deaths is in >70y/o
First-world countries have practically defeated the virus. USA showing how much of a nigger country they are lmao.
It's time for Europe to cancel all flights from the USA.

Tell your mother to give me my money back

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Lookner

The curve is supposed to visibly flatten today

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Stop fucking hookers

Before that nothingburger shows up
Here is something to remember:

he following are the CFR's for NYC as of April 5, 2020 at 9:45 AM

0-17 0.18%
18-44 0.53%
45-64 2.36%
65-74 6.88%
Over75 15.32%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It asumes all the sick will get better and no new cases
Data from herewww1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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Shinzo Abe announcing a state of emergency tomorrow.
Little bit late, don't you think?
twitter.com/news24ntv/status/1246810830231883776

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Why's everyone Kung Flu fighting in this webm?

>CORRECTIONS ON MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT GERMAN PROCEDURES (1/2)

>TESTING:

>Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
>archive.is/l2fXg
Inaccurate translation.

>correct translation:
"Close to 2000 samples in a privately owned lab in Baden-Württemberg were not tested, due to lack of chemicals."
"Tests have to be redone, some samples are no longer usable."

>testing procedure:
Contact tracing and massive testing of up to almost 50000 tests per day.
Recently started prioritizing symptomatic persons, risk groups and medical worker.
Now, only patients with respiratory symptoms of any character are tested.
Diagnosis station/drive through testing and quick results in bigger cities.
Capacity of labs in heavily infected areas in the south reached, delayed results, while massive capacities in the north are still free.
Generally lower testing capacity in rural areas.

>POST MORTEM TESTING:

>"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
>archive.is/EbZzm
Inaccurate.

Article cites RKI:
""We don't consider post-mortem tests to be a decisive factor. We work on the principle that patients are tested before they die," the RKI told AFP."
Which means, that RKI wants to test patients before they die.

>actual procedure
"No obligatory testing of dead, only suspicious deaths are tested"
welt.de/politik/ausland/article206741617/Coronavirus-Auslandspresse-staunt-ueber-Deutschlands-Todesrate.html

>reported data:
Of the first 160 fatalities, at least 4 were diagnosed post mortem:
12.03.2020 4th death: Baden-Württemberg, man, 67, *tested post mortem*
16.03.2020 14th death: Hamburg, man, 76, died on 13.03., *tested post mortem*
19.03.2020 38th death: Schleswig-Holstein, man, 78, cancer, died on 17.03. *tested post mortem* (now officially reported)
21.03.2020 76th death: Saarland, man, 80+, severe comorbidities died on 20.03. *tested post mortem*

based

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 327,871 (9,325) Spain 130,759 (12,418) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 98,765 (1,524) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,100 (685) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 14,426 (258) Austria 12,051 (204) Portugal 11,278 (295) Brazil 10,568 (455) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,018 (48) Sweden 6,830 (401) Norway 5,687 (70) Australia 5,687 (35) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,543 (67) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (151) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Ecuador 3,646 (180) India 3,588 (99) Philippines 3,246 (152) Japan 3,139 (77) Pakistan 3,123 (45) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,385 (34) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,169 (23) Finland 1,927 (28) Serbia 1,908 (51) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82) Greece 1,735 (73)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,514 (+873) Spain +4,591 (+471) Italy +4,316 (+525) Germany +2,673 (+80) China +30 (+3) Iran +2,483 (+151) United Kingdom +5,903 (+621) Turkey +3,135 (+73) Switzerland +595 (+19) Belgium +1,260 (+164) Netherlands +1,224 (+115) Canada +514 (+27) Austria +270 (+18) Portugal +754 (+29) Brazil +208 (+10) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +167 (+4) Sweden +387 (+28) Norway +137 (+8) Australia +137 (+5) Russia +658 (+2) Czech Republic +71 (+8) Chile +310 (+7) Denmark +292 (+18) Poland +475 (+15) Romania +251 (+5) Malaysia +179 (+4) Ecuador +181 (+8) Philippines +152 (+8) Pakistan +305 (+4) Luxembourg +75 (+5) Saudi Arabia +206 (+5) Indonesia +181 (+7) Thailand +102 (+3) Finland +45 (+3) Serbia +284 (+7) Mexico +202 (+19) Dominican Republic +167 (+5) Greece +62 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +69 (+22) Croatia +56 (+3) Estonia +58 (+2) Slovenia +20 (+6) Morocco +71 (+10)…

>FULL LISTS
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no, thank you

>CORRECTIONS ON MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT GERMAN PROCEDURES (2/2)

>COUNTING COMORBIDITIES:

>Germany doesn't count deaths with comorbidities.
Wrong.

>RKI counts "died of COVID-19" and "died with COVID-19" as COVID-19 deaths.
"Every death with connection to COVID-19 is a COVID-19 death."
br.de/nachrichten/deutschland-welt/faktenfuchs-so-werden-corona-todesfaelle-gezaehlt,RtnpYVL

>example 1:
Fulda: 81 year old infected dies without ARDS
"The virus did not affect the health of the man noticably, at least he did not need a ventilator."
"Being very precisely, the man did not die of COVID-19, but with COVID-19."
"For the RKI, the man is definately a COVID-19 fatality."
fuldaerzeitung.de/regional/fulda/starb-an-patient-an-oder-mit-corona-sechs-fragen-zur-zahlweise-des-robert-koch-institus-DF9502588

>example 2:
19.03.2020 38th death: Schleswig-Holstein, man, 78, cancer, died on 17.03. *tested post mortem* (now officially reported)

>Hamburg did not count both, argues with RKI:
t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/id_87636856/coronavirus-hamburg-will-nur-echte-covid-19-tote-zaehlen.html

>CONCLUSION
There was a fuck up in a private lab, some tests were not conducted, which could have dangerous consequences.
RKI counts all deaths related to COVID-19.
RKI wants to test before patients die.
Post mortem testing only when COVID-19 is suspected.

>Infections weak enough to not produce symptoms but strong enough to kill, are not detected.

>Post mortem testing is adequate when suspicious deaths occur outside of hospitals, or patients in hospitals are not tested "in time".

>inb4 man with COVID-19 gets shot in the head: COVID-19 death

COME AND GET YOUR POZZED BLOOD
archive.is/EQB8i

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Last I saw he said peak was still coming this week, he's been saying that hospital admissions peaked awhile back and were ticking down, deaths are still going up though clearly.

Can we come back please? USA has become a lot mankier than we remembered.

Gaiz I'm getting so fucking angry. Nothingburger shills keep pointing out that the numbers are nowhere near where we predicted they would be by now.
Shills keep saying shit like:
>if there are millions of dead bodies hidden in wuhan
>how come we're not seeing the same in the west?
It's like, we all know china are lying, but these arrogant fucks think we should provide some kind of proof to back up these claims.
I FUCKING HATE NOTHINGBURGER CHINK SHILLS SO MUCH FUCK OFF STOP RUINING MY FUCKING HAPPENING

>Olympics get postoned
>shit magically hits the fan and Wapan declares a state of emergency
Way to fucking go Abe, you fucking piece of shit.

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

Cinophobia HAS to stop. China is saving your asses, you freaks

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what's the big moonshot for curing wuflu? something like the manhattan project (a generational leap in technology).

>Germany doesn't count deaths with comorbidities.
Nobody claimed that. Just that you don't count most of them.

Two questions: Does this means that japan is also not reporting cases?
And this would explain why there is suddenly no jap user (english teachers) these days?

rheumatism drugs

NYPD rising to the occasion as always.

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He just said a lot of people are getting sick and dying. He's afraid of burglars/looters because there aren't nearly enough cops on duty.

Looks like the clown world memes weren't memes after all...

Honk honk.

Does your mother still feel knee pain?

Do you really need a graph to disprove that? Even Italy is months, if not a whole year away from any sort of "peak". Anybody talking about peaks or plateaus happening this year is a literal fucking retard.

This! The virus can still win, gaiz. It leaves permanent lung scarring and makes your testicles fall off in 120% of cases.
Also there's a 6 month incubation period.

>Plans to continue olympics even though Corona-chan is in Japan
Very low new confirmed cases and deaths, Japan is great, life is great

>Olympics delayed back a year
Cases suddenly spring up,
This makes me hmmmmmm

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US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
>US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
>US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
>US PROJECTED TO BE 32% UNEMPLOYED
and us projections have been liberal so far ammirite boys?

I just found this study talking about how effective the malaria meds combo is. sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1871402120300527?via=ihub
archive.is/dJpQg

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She should have paid me not the other way around,you faggot

Any hapas on the way? An why didnt you get a japenese lady?

China is saving its own ass because they don't want the entire world nuking them.
They should accept that they fucked manking with a bioweapon.

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Methylene blue

Place your bets. First city to go into full retard chimp out mode

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Calm down its literal nothingburger. 1.25 milion infected is nothing... 1% of population is 75 million. Get it? Its nothing now go suck on xannax

how come all the celebs who get this say they are totally fine and just have a little coof? seems like a nothingburger to me

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-97%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-82%) Milan (-72%) Berlin (-41%) Munich (-57%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-97%) Madrid (-83%) Barcelona (-70%) London (-79%) Johannesburg (+21%) Sao Paulo (-95%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-91%) Miami (-78%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-95%) Houston (-91%) Mexico City (-87%) Los Angeles (-88%) Seattle (-90%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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German strategy: Lower active cases to a level were cases can be connected again and community spread ceases. Reopen then economically important industry but keep gatherings forbidden as well as enforcing social distancing. Maintain that until a vaccine is available.

Everybody gets tested and everybody gets the vaccine.

Is it another study that points back to the same French study of 36 people?

Oh no that sucks

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Went to my local shop. It was actually scary to see it like a military checkpoint.

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See

>Inaccurate
>tests have to be redone
That's why lost is between " ", autistic retard.

they'll peak per region, 0.5% of Bergamo died in a month.

Why are Chileans such fucking cocksuckers of the US? Is it because you're mutts too?

Nice succinct video detailing how the virus likely came from sloppy laboratory practices.
youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU
TL;DW:
* Researcher studies coronaviruses in bats to see why they're unaffected carriers
* Goes to southern China to collect bat shit & piss. Also takes blood samples from local villagers
* Some villagers are apparently infected
* Travels back to Wuhan for further research
* Posts several job listings asking for further assistance
* Lab safety is nil and scientists get splashed with bad shit, piss, and blood
* A scientist gets infected
* Her info is scrubbed from everything
* Lead researcher swears infected scientist is alive and well
* No one can find any trace of the infected scientist

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/did-bill-gates-just-reveal-real-reason-behind-lock-downs

absolutely based romanian user

these aren't

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2

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What we thinking the queens gonna say later lads?

>Clamping down harder on lockdown
or
>shutting down london completely from the rest of the uk

It's been known to affect the kidneys, but last I checked viral loads were essentially zero in urine. You probably just have an STD.

Why do you care about what happens in first world countries?

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FUCK OFF NOTHINGBURGER CHINK SHILL I WANNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF.
WE ALL KNOW CHINA ARE LYING FUCKS AND THAT THERE ARE 70BILLION DEAD IN WUHAN, I KNOW BECAUSE MY GRANDFATHER WAS ONE OF THE HUNDRED BILLION WHO DIED THERE FROM THIS VIRUS.
STOP DENYING THE 200BILLION DEAD BODIES HIDDEN IN WUHAN.

Wait for us, we have 200m niggers

Not a bad strategy but with 7k cases a day it might be a bit too late for that. Korea did it at 800 cases a day.

Based

Japan is reporting cases as they come in. They were not TESTING for the longest time because the fact that the olympics are now postponed FUCKS their economy into the ground alone. They NEEDED that, they've had a shaky economy for quite a while.
As to why we see no Japanons I couldn't tell you, I see them sometimes but as far as I know they are all still going to work, daily lives, business as usuals, schools even back in session. I still see them and can't imagine that Japan would black out the internet the way china does. Maybe a lot of them are just ignoring the issue and not in /cvg/ now. Its not like we had a ton from Japan in the first place.

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That's not the point, nigger.
I just want everyobody to make Chinkland pay for what they did.
Btw... Why is Argentina so white? KEK

Who in his mind would have so many links at hand except govt payed shill who has the library of links for any ocassion as part of his workplace?

Does anyone even care anymore what the queen has to say? How much power does she even have?

>China 81,000 (3,000)
lol, still only 81,000 (3,000)
How many days has it been stuck at 81,000 (3,000)? Four days? Five days?

>Implying the offspring of Italians are white

why don't you answer?! Are you afraid that I might be your father? Don't worry,I'm not stupid enough to cum inside your mum's greasy old cunt. Ask those who live in villa 31 about it.

The Abe FEARS the Olympic cancellation.

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I dont know myself, but I think its a huge announcement, if it was just any normal bs boris would have done it

whats it gonna take to convince the nothingburgers

I love seeing faggots who defend Japan's low numbers. Japan is going to get fucked hard it's going to make Iran seem like a joke

Can someone post a qrd on what the queen said when she's done?

THEY ARE LYING IT'S ACTUALLY 500BILLION DEAD BODIES HIDDEN IN WUHAN I KNOW MY DAD'S FATHER HERSCHEL WAS ONE OF THEM.

Yas Forums already predicted this

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>that ruffled, messy hair
cute

God I want to hurt Lain so bad

Greetings Argiebro,
I highly respect your dedication, I noticed that I myself lost interest some time ago.
I don't wish to insult you with my corrections and I don't want to paint Germany in a good light.
There were a lot of fuck ups during the pandemic and I don't favour the german government anyway.
My aim is to provide precise information, which I can do best with info from my country.

>ahegao catgirl
drawfag has outdone himself

ウイルス visual novel when?

Shhhhhhhhhhh, user. Don't do their jobs for them

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hnnnnng

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T-thax corona chan

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Argentiniggers feel so white they should be awarded.

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you either got the clap orrrr
you are jacking off way too much and not going pee after you nut. Therefore making your dried up jizz in your uretha get blasted through force when you go pee and makes it vulnerable from the ammonia bbursting out of your cock hole.
which one is it? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Gook Lincoln may have signed Japan's death warrant with his greed. How the fuck am I supposed to get my Japanese pure shrine maiden loli mommy kitsune oni monstergirl gf?

>Military checkpoint
>Irish

You should be used to that shit by now euronig

>I just want everyobody to make Chinkland pay for what they did.
The real criminals here are western countries who didn't take the virus seriously and are fucking it up big time.

If it does should we go out and party?

Imagine defending a country that's literally stealing medical equipment from others

B-but China must be bad. They must!

I'll be home in a bit
How important is it to you?

Unironically back in feb. All so tiresome

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I myself wonder, if I'm retarded for covering this shit to that extend.

happy Hoax! MSM at the epicenter in Italy passing off dummies on ventilators, a doctor is saying the dummies are patients, they even say warning you might find this disturbing, hoax busted!
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0&feature=youtu.be&t=59
they interview the lady saying these patients are dying all around her, but they are all dummies an entire room of them on ventilators, then they blur the face on a rubber dummy(to add realism for gullible NPCs)

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Japan very well may end all of this with the highest number infected per capita. Just look at New Zealand. Just an island but I don't think it has the same kind of transportation, population density etc. Don't know much about NZ other than that happening.

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bet shes super hairy and meaty
my jam

Someone close to them dying

i like your trolling style

>I don't wish to insult you
it's the best part about it user

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England stronk. That's it.

I think you underestimate how autistic some of these anons are

typical jf

luv me queen
luv me william
luv me harry cheeky bastard
simple as

>bomb Chinks for me lads
-Liz

>Reporting cases as they come
That still is proof that they are not reporting cases an shit is gonna hit them too soon

Wouldn't have to steal them if china didn't steal them first.

You can't flatten this

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hydroxychloroquin only blocks ONE entry of the virus into cells. It works by raising the pH of endosomes which means that endosomal proteases (cathepsin L/B) cannot activate the virus for entry. HOWEVER, the virus does not need to enter by endosomes--it can directly enter the cell by being activated by cell-surface proteases (furins and TMPRSS2) and directly enter the cell.
Even if this azithromyocin/hydroxychloroquin combo works, it likely won't work for long since the virus will just mutate to the other way of entry which is just as viable.
TL;DR even if this remedy works, it won't be enough.

chile was pointing out the obvious and this argentian faggot thinks he is sucking cock. Either your a fucking idiot or you are larping for the chinese. fuck out of here

So which R A R E is going to show up on /cvg/ next only to coincidentally confirm cases a day or 2 later? N.Korea doesn't count.

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Hey I need to ask you, how many QRD have you done on the WHO Streams? Just wanna make sure I have everything for archival and posterity reasons. Also thanks in advance

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>oh no mostly old fucks in nursing homes are dying
We went from a daily +15% to +8% in cases. The effect of the even stricter measurements will show in a few days.
Lmao @ muttland failing to do anything

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You absolute fucking faggot.
>1 post by this ID
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF SPAM MAKER

can amerimutts please STOP with THIS way of TYPING?

Wtf Satan, is this real?

How much longer in hours before the Queen speaks? Do you think she’s announcing she’s stepping down and handing off to William

Doesn't explain why it's a mix of various pathogens.

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wood ash and charcoal from fire mixed with human waste in a pit and then topped with more ash/charcoal. Hard wood scraps added as it's own layer to this will aid in break down

"argiebro" is a bot

Should be around 20 by now
Will check when home

No because Americans recovering is not something to celebrate.

Thanks dude.

Finally got unbanned after faggot mods issued one for 'responding to off topic garbage' and I've come on to see many other anons saying the same thing.
Then the thread about heavy-handed jannies deleting anything that criticizes china got deleted.
CONFIRMED. JANNIES ARE CHINKS. ENJOY YOUR NEW CCP POSTING GUIDELINES.

NO.

You have a UTI, see a doctor right fucking now before your kidneys shut down

it's not but it's so well made it's eery kek

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Antarctica doesn't have that flag

Who pissed in your bat soup today Wong?

>"argiebro" is a bot
Whaaa? No way. These threads are entirely organically produced by a dedicated user. There was absolutely nothing forced here, and certainly no (((special interest groups))) could be wanting to make this much bigger than it is for any type of agenda.

Reporting in. Yes, Japan is under reporting

/CVG/ absolutely BTFO.

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ROYAL LAB I JUST TUNED IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes. Everyone get out an part together, the more the better

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its slowing down: say after me N O T H I N G __

China is sharing their leftover shit with the rest of the world, deepshit.

That's why they are ramping up testing to 500,000 per week and are starting to clamp down on violators of the contact restrictions with fines. Going for herd immunity while keeping the healthcare system working would take two years. Can't keep the economy down this long. The alternative would be to let a million people die.

I can see why CCP shills are rampant in these threads.

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WRONG

50 mins

Antarctica doesn't have a flag at all, but white box doesn't help.

NOTHING BETTER THAN KILLING CHINKS

You're just trying to cover up everything.
Is it to difficult to see that China is the biggest resposible of everything? Governments around the world didn't take action quickly because China lied from the start, if they had being transparent the world would have known the fucking chinksectoids had released a bioweapon, but what happened? They didn't want to reveal nything becuse they knew that would guarantee a good nuclear bomb for sure. They waited until worldwide population couldn't use their brains so much to see they were the biggest sons of a bitches since they started sending shitty medical supplies to play the victim's card. Yet, you still say the rest of the world is guitly. If you're so sure about your words, go ahead and fucking apologize to China for being such a piece of shit 'judging' them.
Go and keep cooking food in your Chinese restaurant in China, Chang. It's useless using the whitest flag of Latin America as a coverage of your shitty nationality. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NIGGER CHINK!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck off fag, Everybody knows who frequents these threads it's just one user with sheer dedication that makes these breads, nothing more.

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