/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2954 - WEBM EDITIONS

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>No, the world owes CHINA an apology

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Cope harder

Jew detected. Shill harder, Chaim.

>Navy Captain Brett Crozier, removed from command, tests positive for coronavirus
lol

Yes, the shops are full of produce. Preppers denied again.

almost got it

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>NYC icu doctor
this virus is not what you think it is
>the ventilators are what is killing people
this virus is not what you think it is
>the ventilators are what is killing people
this virus is not what you think it is
>the ventilators are what is killing people
nyc ICU doctor

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Is selling corona a terrorist act?

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anything that covers your face will help, tell your roommate to stop being a retard, nigger

>number of deaths going down
What the fuck? I was told this was a happening and not some lameass nothingburger

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*hug*

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i don't speak spagetti

what's going on in that webm ?

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Rare flag checked!

They are the reason America has gone to shit

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Get RAOULT on the phone!

Going ageinst the Bog? Are you insane?!

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Reminder
The following are the CFR's for NYC as of April 5, 2020 at 9:45 AM

0-17 - 0.18%
18-44 - 0.53%
45-64 - 2.36%
65-74 - 6.88%
Over75 - 15.32%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It asumes all the sick will get better and no new cases
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 323,953 (9,186) Spain 130,759 (12,418) Italy 128,948 (15,887) Germany 98,765 (1,524) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 58,226 (3,603) United Kingdom 47,806 (4,934) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 21,100 (685) Belgium 19,691 (1,447) Netherlands 17,851 (1,766) Canada 14,426 (258) Austria 11,934 (204) Portugal 11,278 (295) Brazil 10,475 (448) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,018 (48) Sweden 6,830 (401) Australia 5,687 (35) Norway 5,686 (70) Russia 5,389 (45) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,543 (67) Chile 4,471 (34) Denmark 4,369 (179) Poland 4,102 (94) Romania 3,864 (151) Malaysia 3,662 (61) Ecuador 3,646 (180) India 3,588 (99) Philippines 3,246 (152) Japan 3,139 (77) Pakistan 3,123 (45) Luxembourg 2,804 (36) Saudi Arabia 2,385 (34) Indonesia 2,273 (198) Thailand 2,169 (23) Finland 1,927 (28) Serbia 1,908 (51) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Dominican Republic 1,745 (82) Greece 1,735 (73)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,596 (+734) Spain +4,591 (+471) Italy +4,316 (+525) Germany +2,673 (+80) China +30 (+3) Iran +2,483 (+151) United Kingdom +5,903 (+621) Switzerland +595 (+19) Belgium +1,260 (+164) Netherlands +1,224 (+115) Canada +514 (+27) Austria +153 (+18) Portugal +754 (+29) Brazil +115 (+3) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +167 (+4) Sweden +387 (+28) Australia +137 (+5) Norway +136 (+8) Russia +658 (+2) Czech Republic +71 (+8) Chile +310 (+7) Denmark +292 (+18) Poland +475 (+15) Romania +251 (+5) Malaysia +179 (+4) Ecuador +181 (+8) Philippines +152 (+8) Pakistan +305 (+4) Luxembourg +75 (+5) Saudi Arabia +206 (+5) Indonesia +181 (+7) Thailand +102 (+3) Finland +45 (+3) Serbia +284 (+7) Mexico +202 (+19) Dominican Republic +167 (+5) Greece +62 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +69 (+22) Croatia +56 (+3) Estonia +58 (+2) Slovenia +20 (+6) Morocco +42 (+10) Iraq +83 (+5)…

>FULL LISTS
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is that epstein?

The real happening may not be the virus, juzsayin

watching Kpop fan cams right now

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now that i know your list and i have your IP, you're not

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Everything is locked down. It won't spread as much. We now have to wait till one country opend up prematurely.
Is there a reason we get more nothingburgerfags on Sundays? It's not like anyone is working.

>bro just let your lungs turn into grey glue

What are your predictions for the final death toll of corona chan?

Quebec is extending the lockdown to May 4th. 947 new cases, 19 new deaths. Premier just announced that they're figuring out how we can produce the medical supplies we need in Quebec. They're also planning the aftermath, with a big focus on getting people to buy local.

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Nigger what the fuck did they mean by this

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Riots in 27 prisons a month ago

>Is there a reason we get more nothingburgerfags on Sundays?
The same reason we get less testing on Sundays.

>with a big focus on getting people to buy local.
this should be done worldwide because FUCK CHINA

Before that nothingburger fag shows up
Here is something to remember:

The following are the CFR's for NYC as of April 5, 2020 at 9:45 AM

0-17 0.18%
18-44 0.53%
45-64 2.36%
65-74 6.88%
Over75 15.32%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It asumes all the sick will get better and no new cases
Data from herewww1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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Wrong, the CCP lied and people died because of them.

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I feel like she will stop on 6 million just for the meme

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Are you like the only person with internet there?

>NJ +71 deaths
>NY +594
How will wrong side of the river niggers ever recover

kek

>ip backtraced
>coordinates locked in
>satellite to surface tracking activated
Run user

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America has gone to shit because America
they literally did this to themselves, with some help from (((Kissinger)))

The death toll of 0.53% for young adults is much higher than the regular flu. Nothingburger fags seething

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-97%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-74%) Milan (-72%) Berlin (-36%) Munich (-57%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-93%) Madrid (-81%) Barcelona (-78%) London (-78%) Johannesburg (+15%) Sao Paulo (-95%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-95%) Miami (-78%) Toronto (-87%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-94%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Here's some hope for you: So far, most of the developed world has been looking at what Quebec is doing and copying it. So maybe they'll follow suit on that too.

5G SPREADS THE CORONAVIRUS, THE VIRUS MICROPARTICLES USE NANO-RADIO COMMUNICATION TO DECIDE WHO TO TARGET NEXT TO PROPAGE THE WILL OF THE ((NEW WORLD ORDER)))
IF YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE NEWER THAN {2016} YOU ARE AT RISK OF SUBCUTANEOUSLY RECIEVING CORONA TRANSMISSIONS, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN PROTECT YOU IS A LAYER OF ALUMINUM OR OTHER NON-RADIOREACTING MATERIAL COATING YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE
SPREAD THE WORD

would you rather die from corona or tuberculosis?

Nothing in burgerland gets recommended unless it's "evindence based" meaning there is double blind random controlled trial on two different mammals and then humans. The bureaucrats don't care if the rest of the world has been using the same medical intervention for years with reported success.

That's not how you calculate CFR.
>It asumes all the sick will get better and no new cases
The faster a pathogen spreads and the slower it kills, the further off a simple deaths/cases ratio will be from the CFR. Considering it can take up to a month to kill (younger people, especially) and it is growing exponentially, those ratios are very unsettling.

I never promoted the 5g radiation causes coronavirus conspiracy theory. I do believe that the coronavirus was either a bioweapon or a virus sample that was accidentally leaked from a biolab in Wuhan.

If she stops short of 6,000,000 us Yas Forumstards need to get every boomer in our families infected to push the numbers up to anudda Shoah.

They should just be sent home honestly, whether they live or die

Louisiana update
Cases: 13,010
Deaths: 477

Of the 477 deaths to date, ~10% of deaths in Louisiana hospitals are of those 49 and younger (47/477)

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haha quebec going full secession
good good

oh no no no not the heckin niggeroos and orthodox jeweronis!!

>the real happening might not be the virus
Tired of this boring gayass timeline with its psyops bullshit. I wish shillary won so we could’ve seen this thing unfold at its max level instead all we get are dull economic downtrends that all of a sudden get swept under the rug and nothing changes ie 2008. And the brainlet psyop bullshit that never comes to fruition. Can I get one happening that’s actually genuine

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Allah finally punished the USA for their crimes.

Yes.

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>gives barcodes so he can be located
No

Considering India and Brazil, supply chain disruptions and other domino effects, I'm thinking one to 2.5 billion. Gonna be a hell of a year.

Sweet bro
His numbers are from South Korea and 6 weeks old
It took me 5 minutes to get the data to refute them

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With another month at least before gyms are open, I feel like I'm going to have to start taking advantage of Montreal's many random empty lots full of cement blocks & trash in order to do bodyweight workouts

will she share the cure?

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The curly kikes are trying their hardest to spread it here but since NJ is so stupidly micro divided with municipal bloat it's staying localized. Literally going to wipe themselves out.

THE VIRUS IS SMALL ENOUGH TO INFECT HIGH-GIGAHERTZ RADIO WAVES
5G RADIO WAVES BLAST THE VIRUS RIGHT INTO YOUR HOUSE AND EXPOSE YOUR KIDS TO CORONAVIRUS

Ask you guys a questions.

How fuck is Brazil going to be?

...

That not how viruses work user.

Why don’t you just coom 10 times a day for your work out? Think of that bicep development.

nigger

Nice
you got a link?
I'm the fag who pulled out the NYC stats

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stfu nigger

Yes, but you have to really, really lower your standards about what a happening is if you want to see one.

off yourself

Italy's infection and death rate is worse per capita than anywhere else, you giant fucking retard

There is some credibility to 5G making the problem worse, since the method the virus kills through is depriving the body of oxygen and 5G is also capable of affecting the body's ability to absorb oxygen.

I did not know it was Sunday today. Everyday is the same now.

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well, Yas Forums?

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lmfao, that would be wild
>coronachan can phase into the ether and infect you through matter

I'm starting to not trust my neighbors, out too much, talking to the other neighbors. Plotting

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>96

minutes until MUH QUEEN

BASED

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pantagruelic if accurate

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you don't have to put your country in your name idiot that's what the flag is for

Did anybody ever follow up on those reports about 5G killing birds in Europe when it was turned on?

Seems only people with great immune systems make it to 90+

That's The Wall brother

what country is this

Scroll below the graph for breakdown by parish/age/etc

ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

>Gaiz here's how the virus can still win
>The virus looks like it might beat the flu!! It's fully habbening!!! Nothingburgers btfo!!!
kek. remember the memechart that gary always posted? It predicted almost a billion dead by now.
You guys are the stupidest cunts on this board, and that's saying something.
This is some embarrassingly desperate shit at this stage.

I always believed in you Corona

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Corona is a fucking RACIST

THE VIRUS LIVES IN RADIO WAVES
CORONAVIRUS IS LIVING IN YOUR WI-FI SPREAD THE WORD, EVERY TIME YOU CONNECT TO THE INTERNET YOU OR YOUR CHILD COULD CONNECT TO AN INFECTED NODE AND DOWNLOAD THE VIRUS INTO YOUR HOME KILLING YOU AND YOUR KIDS AND YOUR DOG

Saint Pierre et Miquelon

God I'll never be able to fuck her

faci toti tiganii de rusine, du-te-n pula mea de retardat inapoi pe reddit
futu-ti mortii ma-tii

reminder

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update

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yeah I know
it's a dirty rough presentation to answer the fag who has been spamming a 0.1% cfr for under 60's

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I have always loved Corona-chan from the moment she killed her first chink

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check e m

youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

I haven't been following the 5G thing, but the fact it can intentionally or unintentionally do a lot of harm to living things is old news. It's just a bad idea.

The name is a tag,I use it to identify myself so that the argentinian faggots knows who he's talking to. Of course there are more romanian anons,but there's only one "Romania"

Most countries are estimating 40-70% of their population will catch it this year, and it's going to be extraordinarily hard for any country to stay off the Italy/France/Spain/Holland/Iran/etc. path in the long run.

Yes

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Old news.

Is Pepe gonna be ok

Get fucked Nigger.

THE VIRUS LIVES IN TRIPS YOU JUST DOWNSTREAMED IT DIRECTLY TO YOUR MAINFRAME

>THE VIRUS LIVES IN RADIO WAVES
FUGGGG. GAIZE I THINK MY RADIO JUST COOOFED. HOW FUCKED AM I???

When coronachan strikes and you can’t take it any more, coughin’ on the walls and you’re coughin’ on the floor. Coughin’ in the kitchen till the ambulance arrives, Louisiana Kung Flu jives!

>democratic shitholes most affected
>democratic shitholes full of niggers
Too soon to say, I wouldn't get too excited.

Doesn't it belong to France though? He should have a french flag

why so racist?

not anymore

Uk is kill, nice to see Netherlands and Belgium keeping up a 1k pace now.
Hot

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Honestly I did that for the first week, but quickly realized that treating this situation like I just got back to being a 16 year old with no responsibilities isn't nearly as satisfying or good for my mental health as attempting to maintain some semblance of discipline & order.

I'm trying to not waste this time, because it could end up going on for a while.

Hard to tell user

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Fake death stats

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With a little luck she'll be fucking you soon.

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Lettuce country

I always knew she was real from the start
After all, only she can save us from this clown world

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that's been my thought too. I got something on how water droplets from last thread, so hopefully that helps.

Damn what a world to live in. I thought NPC shit was just a meme, but can people really not make decisions themselves

Are they really trying to make this a race issue.

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Hospitals lying

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French? On MY Yas Forums?

shut up niggerfaggot

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> namefagging on a Vanuatu spear-fishing forum
go back to plebbit, it's a safespace for attention seeking trannies like you