EXPERTS:
off-guardian.org
EXPERTS:
off-guardian.org
Brit/pol/ - EXPERTS edition
Jack Reyes
Aiden Lee
First for are Mozza
youtube.com
Gavin Ward
Noah Scott
lockdown mood
Ethan Cox
Enjoyed a BBQ with mum and dad in the large and blooming garden and terrace we have here at our semi detached family home in Derbyshire that I am currently spending lockdown at after having escaped my flat in St John's Wood (valued at £600,000) two weeks ago because I'm a bloody tory boy and there's nothing you can do about it
Oliver Bailey
loving furlough desu lads
Angel Fisher
why have none of you ever been invited to a party?
Jaxon Thompson
Chase Roberts
they can question all they want, it doesn't change the numbers. 21% (26% if you discount china's bullshit numbers) of the closed cases so far have ended in death. this number has been consistently increasing for the last two weeks or so. we're dealing with a bioweapon and there's no way to contain it.
Nathaniel Sullivan
>lockdown mood
Xavier Brown
stfu newfag
John Johnson
How long till trannerhands shows up has a spaz attack at pube(fine line between love and hate) and says she's leaving brit/pol/ for ever only to disappoint us all 30mins later
Caleb Ramirez
youre getting gash off your mum because you got shit gcse grades? fucking hell lad get a job soon and pay for your gear like big boys do
Isaiah Myers
Detached, I should say.
That's the one thing they fucking taught me at school that was totally wrong and I keep getting it wrong when I think about it.
Remember it clear as day that fucking worksheet labelling a house with no other houses attached to it as semi-detached and two sharing an adjoining wall as detached.
Fucking stupid cunts.
Owen Ward
i'm already here you dumb spazzz
Zachary Price
I host the coke parties mate.
Angel Martin
Eddie became a successful twitch streamer
Joshua Young
pubes isnt even awake now btw you retard.
jesus what an utter failure of a post LOL
Lincoln Jackson
Lord Bath, grandfather to niggers, DEAD
Robert Evans
Cooper Thompson
How long until your next breakdown then? I'm looking forward to the 30mins peace
Gavin White
why are you not listening to the experts?
Jonathan Parker
you've never had so much as a key of bash you LARPcel
okay? and this excuses you never getting invited to parties and never having sniffed coke? I don't see how though?
Jaxon King
you're weird arent you
i didnt even have a break down?
here's your (you) so you can say you;re #gettinginvolved and part of the gang ha
Ryder Taylor
>not obsessed
You learnt his sleeping patterns though?
Noah Baker
Same. Been on the ale since mid day. Might steam up the Mamod later.
Hudson Collins
Mogg and his nanny look like they're about to take the 80s by storm with an absolute new wave banger
Hunter Anderson
Are they going to feed him to the lions, like they did Lord Lucan?
Oliver Gutierrez
who /countryside/ here? Feels good to walk out in the fields while city slickers are locked in their apartments
Thomas Mitchell
i knew it was the same retarded poster that made this post
if he's not on Yas Forums he's asleep
it's not rocket science you autist hahaha
David Clark
how does he do it, what a chad lol
Jordan Cox
GINO IN LIVERPOOL
>GINO IN LIVERPOOL
GINO IN LIVERPOOL
William Morgan
i listen to the real experts over in /cvg/. we cracked this virus back at the start of the outbreak. we know exactly what this virus is capable of, but the governments and scientists around the world keep burying their heads in the sand.
Henry Fisher
>part of the gang
Lol newfag with his Yas Forums starter pack of reaction images can say anything, don't you have your boyfriends mates to suck off ya pudgy mtf
Cameron Ward
(you)
seethe more
Joseph Lee
>we cracked this virus back at the start of the outbreak. we know exactly what this virus is capable of
No you fucking didn't you absolute tards. You told me I'd get permanent lung capacity reduction from it.
Tyler Williams
Obsessed
Bentley Williams
>Derbyshire
Never mind lad.
Joseph Powell
youre obsessed with me
look at your posting record in here
no i wont accept your friend request on steam btw
Lincoln Baker
I don't want to go back to work, but I don't want to be banned from going for a walk either
Noah Taylor
oh no ive got an orbiter
Isaac Martinez
What's to seethe at? I like my cock and don't wear women's clothes
Robert Gutierrez
Lucky you :/
Robert Sanders
>I like my cock
HAHAHAHHA ew!
what a fucking incel!
Asher Stewart
:)
Connor Wright
I live in the Lakes and it’s empty.
Luis Murphy
just get herd immunity bro
Jack Howard
somebody get this guy off me
Noah Adams
Christian politicians won't say it. But the bible is clear..(insert any of the mad shit thats in the bible)
James Perry
Normie chimpout when? Also what do you think the odds are of
>another 3 week lockdown
>lockdown until june
>2121 lockdown
Owen Bennett
That doesn't mean what you think it does manwhore
Aiden Thompson
>the real experts over in /cvg/.
Leo Thompson
>said the crossdressing male
Doesn't it annoy you tucked into your arsecrack?
Mason Scott
>Christian politicians
Brody Gutierrez
is that rydal my lad
Jaxson Brooks
Keep it that way
Jackson Young
London is going to explode all over the countryside like a pus infected boil
Carter Cox
no such thing as immunity. this virus has ADE and it has already mutated into 3300+ strains. reinfection is fatal.
Thomas Price
Pretty much already has, look at Surrey for example.
Justin Ortiz
he wants a (you) from me so bad
he's probably saving them to his wankbank lmao
James Gomez
Lockdown at least until I'm looking smart for sowing crops.
Angel Davis
yup
Noah Perry
/cvg/ has been ahead of the curve since the beginning ofthe outbreak. our research is still months ahead of the scientific community at large and the MSM.
Sebastian Jackson
They're trotting out thr Queen this evening to get everyone in the wartime sprit because people are already questioning the merits of the lockdown. Regardless of what daddy Hancock says, people will be out and about within 3 weeks and the police will do nothing.
Xavier Watson
Does anyone under the age of 70 listen to that jew bastard?
Benjamin Kelly
This guy's wife
Brody Kelly
Imagine her stepping on your balls