/ptg/ President Trump General - Start Awooing Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/mntBUWX3gi0
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>EnSec Brouillette on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/M1wYG45qrbs
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/t3QvoyLJtQg
>FDACommr Hahn on WattersWorld 4/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147161308001
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on WattersWorld 4/4/20
youtu.be/34OR6HEyza4
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jerry Falwell (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/bxiIPJfW_ks
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Candace Owens (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/GGC0T5mmioY
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Lara Trump on DailyCaller 4/3/20
youtu.be/15xNA0W1Cb0
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ

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MAGA!

S H A M D E M I C

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Reminder you're not allowed to post here if you don't know what pork tastes like.
That means you Dave and Mohamed.

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r a c h e l

how do we recreate the 90s internet

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What in the FUCK is his endgame...?

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lel

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Kek shills absolutely seething

morning bud

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Fucking smoke crack with me, Bro!

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Canadian shill spamming the same 3 posts 14 hours a day general.
inb4
Trump cut the CDC budget by 80%
>link to shitty article on fortune.com
Even though the president has nothing to do with making budgets he totally cut the CDC budget guys.
MIGA!
Shadilay pedes

like tears in the rain man

Splits on a Sunday?

You cannot.
Btw, low internet speeds and not everything being braindead simple was a good thing. But you cannot go back


It is over for humanity
Sad!

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>go to south dakota
>"dude where's the happening"
really don't know how many graphs and data state by state i have to post until people understand

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Yet another day of chinks, eurocucks, sand niggers and leftist scum SEETHING over President Donald J Trump

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after this one we'll recycle

>jew peddling some niggers drug to a huwhite middle class man
what did the director mean by this?

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Fuck Trump he doomed us all.

Sandnigger is one word.
see

End the Eternal September.

MAGA

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Just 2 more weeks, bro

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz that unironically vote against their own economic self interest

Who would want to go to worst Dakota?

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Where is the happening then? I've seen no videos that show hospitals are really much different from before the most deadly virus to exist in all history.

I don't know but it just makes me laugh.
Just that smash cut to that scene was so funny

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>If you are Christian you literally worship a kike.
Wrong. Christians don't worship Jesus. Jesus of Nazareth is a Messiah. Christians worship the Lord, our God. Now go to church you faggot.

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Go lament the showa someplace else.

Imagine living that way, absolutely obsessed with your political opponent, defining your life by who runs the government, living in anger every single day. If Biden wins (he wont) I would be disappointed but ultimately, I would move on with my life because 99% of my life is not affected by who runs the government. For these marxists they are so desperate for government handouts they spend every day seething that bernie sanders isn't the president.

What does furry awoo stuff have to do with trump?

Yes plz, if it doesn’t archive. But you can have the thread afterwards, gotta watch Ghost in the Shell with the 3D waifu

kys

He's a traitor of the highest order, not just to America, but to humanity.

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>he didn't awoo

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BIDEN FAVORS MICHIGAN GOV. FOR VP

CITES HER STRONG COVID19 RESPONSE

thehill.com/homenews/campaign/491049-why-gretchen-whitmers-stock-is-rising-with-team-biden

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Leave America with your inherently anti-American values and open indecency.

>But you can have the thread afterwards
i didn't actually want it, I was just pinch baking

Based. Trump supporters are shitbagz

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>3D waifu

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>being an unironic furfag
I hope you yiff in hell

make people answer questions like 90s DRM before they can use internet

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>Being a fucking weeb

hah

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I'd love to see how this nut thinks aiming for a positive relationship with Russia is treason. Treason is providing material aid to an enemy at war with the United States. The United States is not and has never been at war with Russia and likely never will be. Meanwhile John Kerry goes to secretly meet with Iranians, a nation who is actively firing missiles at our military but that's just fine.

if you look at jonah hill feldstein's acting history, these lulz so random humour has always been his style

how is it humanly possible to be both this retarded and this gay?

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It's hard to say where the autobiography begins and ends for that movie.

TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

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They are every inch the traitors he is. They will be made to pay for their crimes just as he will pay for his.

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>if you look at jonah hill feldstein's acting history
No thanks. Whatsoever. None thanks for your suggestion. At all.

>raising virus alarm
what did they mean by this

oops

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It wasn't my fault.

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>traitor
explain yourself rabbi
if you want to call me a traitor then do something about it pussy
give me an excuse to curb stomp you faggots

>vote for dumb and dumber, they will surely beat orangemanbad this november!

It wont be Whitmer. If you live in Michigan you would understand she is not at all liked here, most people don't even know her name. She only won because the last Republican governor got blamed for poisoning the water supply. In fact the one thing she ran on was fixing the roads and she wasn't able to get any funding to fix them from the legislature, so she's done absolutely nothing. Biden's VP is going to be heavily scrutinized because they need to be able to run the country when he inevitably dies in office. She doesn't have what it takes to be President at all.

Also if they pick her Michigan will surely get a Republican governor again which I'm sure they want to avoid.

Awoo.

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First it was the fake news about Trump buying a cure form the German biotech firm, now this. Teh media really want to drive a wedge between the US and Germany.

>click on 5 (((Yas Forums))) threads
>only post by the OP
JANNY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNI??

did you noticed he betrayed the mc as well?

He went against trumps lie of its just a flu bro.

die fast, chaim

By saying "us," I assume you are a nigger.

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>Joe Biden suggests a "digital White House", says President should not be shackled to an antiquated monument to tradition.

At this point, there's nothing too wacky for them to say. Digital nominations. Mail-in votes. If Biden somehow won they'd advance the new narrative that "the Presidency is multiple people and always has been" and move us neatly into government by committee.

He was fired for breaking the chain of command and leaking national security details to the press. I don't understand why this is controversial at all.

Go back to t_d you fucking trump kikes

You will be dealt with when the patriots are back in power, son.

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MAGA

shills absolutely kvetching, wonder why?

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Why didn't IHME update their statistic yesterday? It was scheduled for April 4 and they silently removed the text.

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Uh Oh Biden bros our voters are dying

You are a nigger.

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i would love nothing else than to see you try

Like trumps economy?

Based

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it's not "2 million dead by w/e" i'm not from /cvg/
just look at the fucking data, some states aren't seeing anything significant right now because either
>they are located in places that will never see significant levels of infection
>they are in states that it has not progressed enough
if you are in texas or kansas or montana and wondering "dude why is everything shut down, nothing is happening" i'd agree with the first sentiment but not the second. stuff is happening. it's just not happening there
does anyone actually even read any of the data i post? i'm pulling this straight from the sites, this isn't extrapolated or model data
it's currently most progressed in new york and NJ, in predominantly urban areas. it will also see significant issues in LA, MI, and IL soon. some other states like CA, MO, FL, etc. are further behind in the progression of the outbreak
>before the most deadly virus to exist in all history.
i agree the response is disproportionate but i should point out that the fatality rate of infection in the place with the most accurate knowledge of their infection level (south korea, testing over 10x as many infections as they have), is reporting a 1.6% fatality rate per infection. that's significantly more lethal than the flu, but far less than the black plague or something (even if we went by italy's numbers, which are far off at this point, they say it's around 10% per infection - that'd be pretty shocking but still lower than the black plague)
you need to stop arguing straw men ("lmao where are the millions dead by next week?" - i never predicted that, my predictions have always ranged from 100k-300k) with faulty arguments ("nothing is happening" - stuff is happening, "it's just a flu" - i could put the death rate per capita per outbreak on top of the flu death rate per capita per outbreak and show you how wrong that is), unless you like to look stupid

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> I was just pinch baking
JEJ, @ 310? That’s too early, anyway, keep the other one bumped and recycle and it will all be fine

why indeed

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Working to fix the numbers because it's not coming close

I won't need to try, child.

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Why do White leftists vote against their economic best interests?

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>be business owner
>business gets blown up by cruise missle
>hah man you're a shitty business owner

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awoo

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Yeah, there's clearly something wrong here.

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empty threats
i'm begging you to come start some shit nigger or shut the fuck up

where you britbongs at?
Trump likes lizzy, cheers

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This
Drumpf is LITERALLY #NotMyPresident

>the number of illegals coming back home is astronomical
>take these fuckers back

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Stay hydrated, wash your hands, and MAGA. These are all threats.

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additionally he docked in Vietnam and let sailors off for shore leave during a global pandemic.

It looks like there likely won't be a Blimpf coronachan presserally today, but that could change...there wasn't one scheduled last Sunday, and it was announced less than two hours before it happened

So we'll see, /ptg/

Smooth Criminal was probably the best Michael Jackson song teebeeaytch.
He is the best example of a dad literally beating talent into his son.
youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

ITS OVER MAGA BROS

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DUMB CUNT

> does anyone actually even read any of the data i post
I do.

> south korea, testing over 10x as many infections as they have, is reporting a 1.6% fatality rate per infection. that's significantly more lethal than the flu
True. And it’s not a good way to go too, most being sedated with a tube fine their throats all the way into their lungs, being manually breath for 20 days until they die an unceremonious death and are buried / cremated without a funeral.

Reaction is disproportionate but it is definitely worse than the flu on that account alone

Yes, make everyone aware a petty bitch will lead the country as he has no idea where he is

You'll beg for nothing but your life, Trumpet scum.

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Everything.
You're not cut out for discussing politics if you can't understand this basic shit.

Does Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus have total authority over WHO? Of course not. He's responsibly cooperated with China and commended some of their draconian and functionable tactics. The only problem with WHO during this outbreak is the slow response by not raising the alert sooner.

I wish Coronavirus was actually considered a bioweapon just to see how society at large would react.

Thanks to HIPAA this is all
>source: dude trust me
rather than verifiable fact.

I think I repossessed a Nissan versa from you the other day? Your batman seat covers are in property, come get em

> imagine being a furry
Scalies are superior in every way, and so are spooders and dragons

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