This guy teleports in front of you

This guy teleports in front of you.
You only have 20 seconds to act.
Otherwise he teleports back to his secured safehouse in China

What do you do ?

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Shoot him

Suck his dick.

pinch his cheeks

Shake his hand and congratulate him

*cough* on him

Shoot him for nearly 20 seconds. He should have teleported to England.

Make a Winnie the Pooh joke. Check em

Ask him about 1989 Tiananmen Square protests

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Grab my Ka-bar and cut his chink throat

Ask him what my orders are. (Sorry, boys, we're natural born mercs)

I drop his pants just seconds before him teleporting back

Thank him for making ZOG shit their pants

Ask him to sign it

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Thank him for destroying globalism and dabbing all over the jewmerican empire. Praise Xi

swift kick to the balls, of course

He’s just a pede holdover from 2016. Either is too low IQ to figure out that judeo capitalism is bad or hasn’t realized it yet.

Based

He is my enemy but eliminating him probably wouldn't accomplish anything. There are 2 billion more insects ready to take his place.

He'll laugh as your shitty mutt steal dulls on his skin and fails to do anything.

prepare my kamehameha and unleash it on him before he uses momentary teleportation again

Guve him a firm hand shake. Stare into his eyes. Take my phone and show him a picture of Winnie the Pooh and watch him violently self destruct.

raise my right hand and salut the new Führer of the world.

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Trick him into staying with a pot of honey

slap n tickle

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Give him a honey.

Take his head off at the jawbone.

Checked.

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perform citizens arrest on a known leader of a terror group responsible for 100m deaths

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There's a knife on my desk kekw, that 5 inch blade is going right through his eye

>Drop pants
>Press ass against Winnie the Flu's mouth
>Clench cheeks to seal
>Let rip the last 3 days of nothing but frozen red meat
>Watch Xi choke to death on jumbo log

Thanks for your opinion chang, I'm sure your chink steel top quality

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He can teleport now? We are fucked. He is going to teleport behind Trump.

Permanently blind him, hoping it starts ww3

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how the fuck do you know that is what they're saying?

i fucking hate chinks but can someone please confirm or deny the legitimacy of the translation, fuck this gay earth.

Grab the handgun that sits right beside me and shoot him.

shake his hands

bbbbb-ased

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Kick his nuts, then as he's down, I bash his skull with my shoe for the remaining time.

Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put COVID-19 in your coke.

Drive knife through throat, remove and let drown in own blood

Stab him in the neck

gratulate him on being a good pawn in the game and have reacted exactly as we devised it to introduce our NWO

Body tackle him to the floor, then headbutt him until either my brains or his pour out of their respective ears

Draw penis on his forehead with knifepoint.

Politely ask him to wash his hands and then ask him to leave my place of residence.

Show him my female troll rogue named Xi

shoot him with 9mm JHP

Witnessed

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Grab the shotty right beside my desk

Surrender.

Torch him alive for 20 seconds with termite

Snatch his fucking eyeballs out and cripple him