Evangelical pastor conjures imaginary Wind & Heat to defeat coronavirus

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This is what christians actually believe lmao.

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>COPEland
lulz

christians are fucking animals, not people

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>my ancestor

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It's extra funny with no audience.

As everything is american, its a caricature of the real thing.

also
>protestants.

Sick fuck.

Covid 19 needs to wipe these people out

What the hell is wrong with religious people lol

That man is a charlatan and a blasphemer.

He is pretending to have the power equal to God's.

This is why we rid ourselves of televangelists 30 years ago

at least hes not making shitty Yas Forums threads and probably has irl friends

These people are your staunchest supporters. Think that over. Lol.

you did this

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Hey how come this guy has had to pray multiple times for the virus to go away buts it's atill here? Is God lazy?

Seethe more, evangelical cultist

What kind of "christian" prays to defeat coronas cleansing of degeneracy?

A fake one that's who
Prots are a sad sight to see

Even religion in America has become a con monetized for maximum profit.

Jeebus those net worths.
I don't care how much they make, I couldn't live with having to carry myself in public like these clowns.

>has become a con
You been asleep the past thirty or forty years?

to be quite frank, these evangelical charlatans do know how to spend the money better than the people that give it to them.

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Evangelicals are the most heretical of the Protestants. They are also complete hypocrites, more obsessed with material goods and paying tithings than any other Christian sect. They also revere their batshit insane pastors.

He legit looks like a demon

>Christians do this
Posts some muttified inbred who would likely sell his entire family for a sack of shekles.

i seem to remember the bible saying something about these false prophets of God.

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>Christianity has always been a con
Spotted the jew

damn

hate to shatter your reality user but (((those))) arent Christians.

>Mutts
>Christians
if you are circumcised you are most certainly not.

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Real Christianity has never been tried :^)

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Protestants are fucked in the head

Look at this doooood,

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btw the youtube channel the video is from is a far left american mutt

you really cant win if you re in america can you?
complete retards who worship jews
or gay mulatos

PICK YOUR DOOM

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I know him, Jesus told to buy a couple of private jets

EARTH
FIRE
WATER
WIND
HEART

BY YOUR POWER COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET

I just realized this is a church.

Kenneth Copeland will die a heretics death and burn for eternity... Masonic Scum Burns.

The worlds a crazy place, there are dudes that think they are women.
This stuff is the least crazy really.

For that comment you will be spared the rake leaf.

American evangelicals aren't actual christians, they're satanic zionist death cult

Not praying hard enough

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>(((Meyer)))
>(((Östein)))
Amerimutts are natural simps for the jew

For some it's the fishlizard.
For others it's the dirt the fishlizard is standing on.

Funny how liberals love to make fun of Christians, are are too scared to make fun of Muslims.

I would

Try it with no audio

>a cariacture of the real thing
you worship a pedophile who wears a dress and a fishhead crown and who practices ritualistic, symbolic cannibalism every weekend. you can't really caricaturize what is already inherently ridiculous

Liberals don't want to get aloha snackbar'd.

Holy Fuck.
Gas prices are almost down to that again.

Yeah tim. We're all just a bunch of libtards. NOBODY can make fun of your cancerous christcuckery. Nobody. Theyre all just libtards.

Get cancer along with the rest of the ZOG, christcucks and mudslime niggers. You're all trash.

Look, I have zero issue with Christians but how do people take clowns like this seriously?
Look at him. He’s a fucking psychopath

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I'm not a christ-cuck but this guy looks very evil and quite Jewish too. That's what's really weird. How can he have Christian followers while looking and acting like the devil himself and an obvious false prophet just like the Bible warns. Do Christians not read their own holy book?

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Exactly. Zio-Christianity is cancer. The Scofield Bible was a mistake.

We need Christianity until we find a way to keep atheists from assfucking each other. Any ideas?

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Christkikes..

Oh no no no atheists btfo

What do you mean by Christians? I think televangelists like him spreading the false message deserve the rope as much as gays and other degenerates

I want her to condescendingly say 'Bless your heart' while I breastfeed and she jerks me off.

Look at this beta shitskin. This is what atheism does to a man. Do we even know what race this? This is the "person" criticizing Copeland.

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