/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2950 - WEBM EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,225,686 (+24,233) ► Died: 66,520 (+1,832) ► Day: 87 (-11:24:55)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 210 countries and territories infected —
— 3.6x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,379 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Asian countries might face second wave as cases rise
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Town in China in lockdown again due to second wave of cases
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China begins to reopen its wet markets
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Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
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Hong Kong enacts shutdowns as second wave hits
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Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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Engineer ran train off tracks in attempt to sink the USNS Mercy
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>INFO
Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
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Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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>REMINDER
Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
05:44: 429 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel
05:27: 55 new cases and 2 new deaths in Hungary
05:22: 4 new cases and 7 new deaths in Honduras
05:15: 156 new cases and 5 new deaths in Pakistan
05:12: 302 new cases in India
05:01: 252 new cases and 33 new deaths in Italy

>SOURCES
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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2
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based argie op

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how do we stop (((them)))

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Rate my PrEP boyssssss

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Reminder it's Palm Sunday.

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EVERYONE COUNTRY IS GOING TO SURPASS SOUTH KOREA
THE KPOP MASTERS ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL

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Threadly reminder that everyone outside /cvg/ stopped caring about this when it became obvious it's just a hyped up flu.

People are already getting back to their normal lives. People have recovered just fine and aren't getting reinfected. 99% of deaths have pre-existing conditions.
>muhh but look at this one kid who died!!!!!
Happens with the Flu too pal, doesn't mean shit. 1/7,000,000,000 is not a good focus group.

>inb4 b..but noooooo!!! you can't just say the meme-virus is nothing!! look at these old, unrelated webms!!! it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening I said it's fucking happening don't take this away from me it's all I have in my sad pathetic life!!!
>y...you're coping!!!! you're coping not me!!! shilllllll!!!!

Take your meds and get a grip schizos.

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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>252057468
nie

I don't understand.

corona will do that for us

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>#2950
Low energy general full of Qtards
It is literally nothing

What are you guys taking for vitamins? Or is there enough information now that vitamins are worthless against this?

you will

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>hurr other things kill more people so it's okay if corona-chan kills 1000s of people everyday durr
I'm happy they think this because more people will die. Thank you nothingburgers.

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This is what '''lockdown''' looks like in the UK
Filmed yesterday in London

twitter.com/Julian5News/status/1246712647296462848?s=09

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Wake me up

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Good thing we had palms left from last year, because buying them now would be hard

QTards all think this is a cover to arrest pedophiles. Nobody here thinks that. If they do they are an anomaly. QTards made some dumb bitch derail a train, we had nothing to do with that. Fucking kill yourself glownigger

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Literally BUILT for a truck of peace.

POO POO PEE PEE
DIARRHEA CHECK PLEASE
GET BACK TO WORK REEEEEE

You're an untidy fuck, user.

>my gas mask and protective gear have been stolen

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Only shizo-paranoid mongoloids are afraid of a bid severe flu, if you are over 80

Hey, same as the US. Despite the pictures of empty streets the only places that are taking it seriously are already heavily hit by Corona-chan.

It's over... corona-chan is no more..

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I see you used post-mortem properly this time. Gj argie.

Corona is the manisfetation of our will ffor change, for the happening

Why so much Milk ?

how long until the riots and looting start?

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Most people here already had it. Nobody is scared.

(((Monash University)))
Sure.

>cell culture
a lot of things do this

>trump talking about ventilator survival rates
bros....the ventilators were just a big cope the whole time huh? they're already dead??

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Any Coronas posted these last 2 days?

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i feel like this is a revenge against me because i wished SK would get fucked to take the KPOP down lmao

More than two billion face masks sourced from countries around the world

Employees of Chinese state-owned companies were directed to purchase whatever they could find in the way of masks and protective clothing to send back home

The call for masks to send to China came as bushfires still ravaged eastern Australia and such masks were in demand by locals struggling with smoke and air pollution.

One of the groups in Australia which sprang into action was the Poly Group, a Chinese government-run global conglomerate which started off as a front company for the Chinese People’s Liberation Army

On February 7, the day Poly appears to have air-freighted a shipment of medical supplies to China, the World Health Organisation expressed concern about the global shortage of Personal Protective Equipment (PPE). The previous week the president of the Royal Australian College of GPs, Dr Harry Nespolon, had said doctors were worried about the lack of availability of masks.

A key figure in mobilising the Chinese Australian humanitarian effort was Wuhan-born Simon Zhou, the deputy mayor of Ryde council in Sydney.

Once a prolific fundraiser for and donor to the Labor Party, Mr Zhou was rewarded with a job as the NSW ALP's multicultural officer.

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I am the cure

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D, C and Zinc

Now that Walmart is instituting a new policy of limiting instore customers to 50 at a time except to see riots. Probably even looting. Many people being attacked upon exiting the store. Will not happen to day. Likely this coming Friday/saturday when people generally do their shopping. Hoping for web.m's. Some child will be trampled and I will laugh because why do you take your child to this shit.

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this, im getting impatient

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WHERE ARE THE WEBM'S FAGS!??

this world gets what it deserves

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2

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>possible

What you're experiencing is a fear response.

>THE KPOP MASTERS ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL

They're small desu, nothing big of a deal to deal with a small nation.
Bigger nations like the US, Argentian and many others have time because we've got large territories and it takes time to be efficiently testing people.

you guys are my only frens

Based Brits finally standing up to their tyrannical government. Weird timing but well done.

bro, we knew that the survival rate of intubation was like 60% at best, from the stuff coming out of China months ago

When supplies start getting real short and the non-prep people awake from their bubble

Mid next week when it starts really hitting your southern states hard.

The pandemic is so costly that states could easily afford to pay million dollars for each test subject to first voluntarily take the test vaccine and then go to some diseased hospital to get cooffed.

If you become a test subject if you were paid million dollars?

WIR BLEIBEN ZU HAUSE
STAY HOME
ON RESTE A LA MAISON

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based

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Since we're fucked and all efforts to not get fucked have all been FUBAR'd by stupid governments and the public are there any specific groups of people you hope get fucked the hardest? The world might be better if we lose more religions nutcases

basically.
livescience.com/coronavirus-emergency-ventillator-capacity-increase.html
This is where we are. The desperation is infinite.
My favorite part about all of this is the only people in the hospitals are the ones in severe conditions and people act like "mild" is super fine.
>"Oh you're not on the verge of ACTUALLY DIEING?, Just stay home, call us if you need us"

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so much cope, i'll take that cope bait

Anyone have any Jew tube videos on the empty hospital situations?

They still get to hog the ventilator for 2-4 weeks before they die.

nah not really dont know how my body would react i could lose all movements,become braindead who t he fuck knows what could even happen

already started in nyc read the fucking news

Real bad?
Three months.

Niggers

what crypto currencies are good to buy right now
since the economy is probably going to collapse ???

How do pajeets shit if poo streets are closed because of quarantine?

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>if we lose more religions nutcases
cringe

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>tfw your bioweapon can be treated with rheumatism drugs

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maybe

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Yeah Invermectin
The insecticide (?!?) that shows promise in vitro
BUT THE PAPER YOU SCREEN SHOTTED AND DIDN'T LINK EXPLICITLY STATES:
DOSAGE OF THE LEVELS REQUIRED IN HUMANS IS HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC

Anybody who isn't a straight white right-wing male.

need more logistical errors but it's happening slowly the cracks are showing

Have you seen the Video?

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Ok you fucking schizos, it's time to stop making these threads. We've had it with you freaks. I will be reporting every /cvg/ thread I see to the mods from now on. Everybody is bored of your nothingburger of a 'happening'. We are tired of seeing you sexualising a literal virus like a bunch of incel schizos. We are tired of your bullshit numbers and your 'just wait two more weeks bro' How many weeks have you been telling us to wait now? Four, five weeks? It's not happening. According to you schizos, we should have had billions infected by now, guess what, we don't. And we won't. You lost. China beat the virus, and so will the west. You are done. You will all kill yourselves out of desperation when you realize you made thousands of threads over a nothingburger. And we will make thousands of threads laughing at you delusional med-less freaks. Get ready.

fat middle aged people who think they're healthy because they "played sports" decades ago

Check. That’s so gross. How are they not dead from Cholera??

this is a Yas Forums question

not really. Till it arrived in SK, nothing was certain because of chinas cooked numbers mixed with anti ccp propaganda (which I highly encourage). After SK and Japan, it was obvious, only a bad highly contagious flu, that might pose a danger for old farts that should have died 40 years ago.

The media and politics hyped that shit back up the moment it started to become irrelevant; and now after about three weeks of propaganda to use this "crisis", the news cycle trained sheeple stopped caring for it. Has nothing to do with fear, just rational interpretation of the situation and most sheeple having a rough attention span of about two and a half to three weeks