Is there a schism between the branches of the US Military?

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Sure, but do they hate each other? More than the stereotypical competitiveness? Are there ever allegations that get tossed around?

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>the marines
scarcely 40IQ spics and faggots
>the navy
niggers and faggots
>airfarts
rich pretentious homos
>the army
sub 80IQ retards faggots women shitty uniform uttery constant nigger tranny SHIT
>coasties
real shit
>space
don't care lmao some fuckin nerds i guess lmdao war in the fuckin space what the fuck is that shit the Star Wars??? lmao

God imagine the smell of your upholstery. Fucking ruined by some American who doesnt know how to clean her ass.

Forget the smell. Imagine the TASTE

Literally retarded

exactly, tell that whore to put some pants on or get out

anyone who willingly joins the u.s. military is a fucking faggot

Only faggots and women put milk in their coffee.

Would any of those groups you listed ever think to subvert whatever branch from the inside?

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True story. That blue mold that grows in the DFAC coffee machine, suspiciously the only thing in there not thoroughly cleaned a thousand times a day, despite regulations requiring it to be cleaned cures all ills. Milk, sugar, honey prevent the mold from doing its job.

MARPAT. Google it.
>Marines Refuse to let Army Consider Adopting MARPAT
Then google about US Army struggles with their own camo. For ten years.

wife material

WHY THE FUCK ARE WOMEN ALLOWED TO JOIN THE MILITARY??? WHY?!?!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

There was a cute female Marine in my S-1 office who processed the paperwork for my then wife. Later, I see her at the local dive, wanting to have a beer, and she tries to take me home. She looked almost exactly like pic related, but just know this, these bitches are worth nothing more than being a slampig. No more, no less. A dirty whore slampig.

No but there is a schism between officers and enlisted personnel. Commissioned officers tend to espouse social justice mindless much more than enlistees.

Believe me we don't like them either. Yeah yeah a few of them carry their weight but you wouldn't catch me dead with a woman in my fireteam outside the wire.

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She has seen more dick than a yankee stadium latrine, have some dignity, user...

Can someone explain coffee is good for you I keep seeing it

same desu.
>swn take you prisoner at a blacksite and torture you endlessly while riding your face
she almost makes me want to join ISIS

Just place them all in comfort units. Would do wonders for troop morale.

>coasties
>estonia

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I wouldn't want to be the poor soul married to this cumdumpster in 10 years.

Yeah it was recently discovered coffee's bad for you.

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Nah we all just bully the Air Force.

adding to the coffee discussion brothers

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I heard it from the grapevine that the Air Force is already full on corrupted.
And what's the deal with Marines?

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is coffee good for you?

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I love military or woman in uniform. Unfortunately I'm old now and have zero chance.

How bad? I’ve been upping my intake more & more lately & taking adderall non-prescribed along with it

Some night my heart hurts. I’d guess I have 3 weeks left to live. How bad is coffee for you?

I very much dislike tattoos, wouldn't marry a woman with tats all over her body and ideally none at all.

>tatted mutts
disgusting.

I forget what the study said, it was something like it screws up your REM sleep. Bottom line was, don't drink it every day habitually, only drink it when you need to stay awake for something.

Thoughts of fit girls

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03 here, Marines are the last branch to not be infected but it's changing fast. Male and female recruits are already training together, combat training became easier, females have lower standards and promoted faster. No wonder no one wants to reenlist.

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The strongest women are slightly above average men

Literally built for BBC

Lucky kid.

All branches talk shit about eachother, but they will also all defend one another the millisecond a civilian talks shit about about one of them.

Why do you ask? You a Russian/Chunk try to enflame relations? Oh why do I even ask.

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God I fucking hate women

Shit, you guys have slipped so far you're being torn down and integrated into the Navy again. Soon here you'll have about 10% of the combined arms assets you have now and you'll be completely littoral. Last year they tore down one of your entire divisions because it was so ate up.

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Built for KFC.

Ho Lee fuq

sexy AF desu

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masculinized women...
remember what they took from you user

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>don't care lmao some fuckin nerds i guess lmdao war in the fuckin space what the fuck is that shit the Star Wars??? lmao
Fucking kek

I remember when girls would do that as well at school, then later down road same ones asking me out.

Imagine the smell

I MUST COOOOOOMMMMMM AAAHHHHHHHH

Is this why the marines protested against the army getting MARPAT? I keep seeing that article about special training for the marines as well. I also heard some stuff about the navy.
>I ran out of specimens

you are a gay fag.

I just want clarification of some rumors I heard. Whether you choose to dispel them or not is your call.

I can tell you polish men really want an American braphog with how much you complain about them.

>God imagine the smell of your upholstery
Fuck I just came

I sincerely hope all you thotposters get hit by a train.

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Can you imagine joining the military because you want to do bad-ass shit only to be assigned to this dickhead's unit where you do nothing but work on lame administrative bullshit all day long...

>Yas Forums

Tatts are hideous, and they're nearly a sure sign of sexual trauma at a young age.

Yea, about 20,000 soldiers are in that unit. It's called the 2nd Marine Division.

Far too late for me bros

>it was something like it screws up your REM sleep
It's likely the correlation came from the fact that a lot of people use coffee as a substitution for rest. It's not that coffee's bad, it's the way people use it especially late-day and through the night, but that's not exciting for a scientific paper.

If you want something to really pep you up, a spoonful of cayenne pepper mixed with honey, down it in one go. Wash it down with some warm tea. It's a little hot (and probably not for the faint of heart) but damn that'll pep you up quickly. The heat rushes through your veins. If you eat beets, broccoli, or anything that has vasodilatory properties, it gets much stronger.

>All branches talk shit about eachother, but they will also all defend one another the millisecond a civilian talks shit about about one of them
lmao get a load of this nigger

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bruh no fuckin kidding.
Legit had to deal with MCT being exercise-free, essentially in 2018.
It was damn near unbearable honestly, half the training, hazing, and bullshit I signed up for were gone, styrofoam in places you wouldn't fucking believe.
And it's not even terminal lance anymore, it's terminal fuckin sergeant if you "do your pme."
I want to vomit.

Yes

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This bitch has a nice ass

It's true. Go crack a joke about "chair force" to any person who's served and see how fast they call you a faggot.

can we get a "first i have like this, but then i was like this"

image of her? I hate these tattoo self absorbed cunts and i hope they get their head blown off in the next country they invade.

If you are in air force you are civvilian in uniform.
If you are in navy you are a gay cunt who has stis.
If you are in army but not in the infantry you are a pog.

I served in the Chair Force, we joked about it all the time dumb patriotard

Based tattoo trashwhore patroller

Army infantry are mostly gate guards these days. The dangerous job is combat engineer.