Trump Bucks FOR ALL

You shouldn't get shit, either. You don't pay your own bills. The people who pay your bills SHOULD get your share, you whiny, entitled bitch.

parents of dependent's dont get any extra money

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Seems like fraud to me. Like in that other thread about saying you make 1 dollar from interest at a random bank.

Yes they do.

Should I do this if I already filed but the IRS doesn't have my bank info for direct deposit?

It probably is fraud. Everyone should remember you're still dealing with the IRS here, and they don't play. After everything calms down, they might go after you.

a major company is letting you do this. ya. not fraud dumbfuck. file. but file truthfully to the best of your limited ability

>A major company is letting you do this

Yeah, to send TO the IRS on your behalf. What a retarded thing to say. Just because you get H&R Block to file taxes for you, and you lie with what you give them, doesn't mean the IRS won't fist fuck you.

Dangit, I paid one dollar for stamps to mail my return for no reason!

The IRS or Treasury department is supposed to have a website up soon where you can send in your direct deposit info. Since you filed you might already be getting a check in a few weeks/months.

fugggg I just filed a real tax return a few days ago

now I'll just have to do this again because I didn't give bank info

you will still get it but not as fast, will be a check in a few weeks/months

Gotta have a SSN, no non goy numbers allowed, aka illegals/residents XD

Nope, once your SSN is used on any tax form it is blocked from any e-filing a second time and mailing ain't gonna do shit.

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Thanks for the link user

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Bills and essentials.

Did you even read the article? You don't HAVE TO FILE.

I’m spending it on vidya

how are you going to pay for it?

same. but I might be eligible for the $600 unemployment if they'd ever roll out the details

What if I'm like a brokeass NEET living in my parent's basement? haven't worked in years. How do I get my Trump bux?

That shit's staying in the bank. I hope the normies all blow their bux on something stupid though.

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I'm not getting anything. I just pay taxes on this shit. Single filer with 150k salary.
At least I didn't get laid off or anything gay.

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Unless you make $99k or more, which is shit in most cities.

Before you say that is earning too much keep in mind that the same stimulus bill gives Apple and GM and Jeff Bezos tax breaks and stimulus money. So what’s that about me earning too much but Bezos not?

Fuck this. I’m just being robbed.

Yup. The middle class gets fucked again.

You don't qualify

Yes he does
If they don't claim him

you're a dependent, you already get spoonfed
get a job and move out

Then you shouldn't say 'parents of dependents'. That implies the kid isn't filing their own taxes. In that case, the parents DO get a check

Kek you dipshit, in case you haven't read, neets might be getting paid but people who don't file taxes will likely see their payments delayed, possibly for months. Enjoy waiting till July for your neetbux faggots

fuck yeah

No, I mean if someone just steals/uses your SSN and puts you on any of their tax shit and e-files, you are fucked period and it will auto reject. They don't even have to be your parents son, and the tax claimant who used your shit will be getting only 500 doll hairs to their bank account. So you get nothing.

>in case you haven't read
bro you're responding to an article about giving the IRS your direct deposit info directly so that doesn't happen...

Just because I'm not a big wallstreet corporation or Bank doesn't mean I don't get a fraction of the helicopter money. Shieet I'm just asking for bread crumbs, now I can pretend to be a corporate welfare whore. Mr. Blah blah, let's go into deep debt to buyback our own stocks and when SHTF gimme billions of Trump bux. Us NEETS are unfairly being judged, meanwhile white collar corruption is rewarded and ignored.

>it will auto reject.

it just let me submit

Money starts rolling out tomorrow. Buy Amazon stocks at opening bell.

Turbotax has a page for getting your trumpbux if you don't file taxes now.

Maybe they will go out tomorrow?

what kind of soul selling bullshit do you have to agree to to get this?

You must have a Social Security number and fall below the income threshold to qualify for a stimulus payment. Nonresident aliens, people without a Social Security number, and adult dependents are not eligible for stimulus payments.

You're just as bad as a border hopping spic, neetniggers

>be me
>haven't worked in over a decade
>getting $1200 in Trumpbux
>getting $600/week through CARES act
>mfw

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So you need a bank account? Half of L.A. doesn't have one.

You're not getting the $600 tho, stop larping

Wtf the irs rejected my stimulus thingy for neetbux yyyyy

IM A FUCKING NEET I DONT FILE TAXES. WILL I GET MY TRUMPBUX?

don't listen to this nigger, you qualify as long as you have a social security number and no one claims you as a dependent. you could have never worked and still qualify.

if you're not claimed as a dependent, yes

how though? i dont have a bank account and am technically homeless. i am not claimed by anyone as a dependent.

NEET here that had no income in 2018 and 2019 and therefore did not file taxes, but also was not claimed as a dependent.

If I file a 2018 tax return now, do I get a cut of Trumpbux?

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Same. While living in South America is super cheap, free groceries does not sound bad at all.

why do i get the feeling that this is some sort of trick

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Department of Labor hasn't issued instructions yet, but I'm pretty sure I will

its $600 in additional unemployment

Where do you sleep? Open a bank account and then enter your information on the turbotax portal

you should get the $1200, you don't even need to file. you need to register to get it though. use the TurboTax stimulus registration, it's easy, took me less than 10 minutes

Based, thanks fren.

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>its $600 in additional unemployment

it's going to greatly loosen the requirements to file, "long-term unemployed" and "self-employed" may be eligible

Parents get 500 bucks per kid. If you still live at home past 20 go fuck yourself neet ass.

It's not a trick it's the only thing both parties can agree on. Giving money out.

GOP made sure small businesses getting unfairly fucked by the corona get $10,000 grants and businesses with payrolls get megabucks in the form of PPP (payroll protection program) to make sure their employees get paid. $1,200 directly to the affected worker peasants though.

it's for adults only, not 25-yo faggohomos

it still let me file for it.

stay mad wagey